A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Well, taste it. Let's see if Rose is any good.
***
Alex: Oh, you may want to after me.
*He smiles, making fun of himself.*
***
*There's a pretty big sea turtle, glowing green and blue and swimming toward them.*
OOC: By the way Worffan, this is practically the entire crew off duty, at a cookout on the Sphere. So, the Ashan Admiral can go f*ck himself(literally) for a few hours.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*An alien shuttle swoops overhead, and lands nearby, depositing a small party of important-looking KaDin, Tlin'Kalli, and Ashan*
Ashan Admiral: Greetings to you, Captain Jade. We have brought delicacies from our cultures to share, and would be honored to assist with and share in your feast.
Just mind the drinks, my species' beverage preferences seem to be toxic to most life-forms from your reality. We have them clearly labelled and a monitor on duty, but better safe than sorry.
Rose: he fainted when Krystal told him, she was pregeant, He fainted when Krystal found out it was twins.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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edited December 2014
Krystal: What surprise? *Opens the bottle and takes a drink... followed by a second*
Kayla: Um... I didn't fake it Rose. I... I'm pregnant. Really. Go ahead and reset the tricorder and scan me for yourself.
Tala: We'll see.
*Deunan is still making the Onion Rings... while listening to music to tune out distractions*
***
Amelei: Wow...
Are you planning to get plastered?
***
Alex: Come on then.
*He takes her over to the cooler, and gets a few beers.*
Alex: Hi captain.
***
Jackson: Beautiful, right? This is why I became a scientist.
*He smiles.*
Jackson: And if they told me I'd meet the love of my life while doing it, I'd have gone to the Academy even faster.
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edited December 2014
Krystal: *blinks at the new arrivals* Its just a casual barbecue... not a full on feast... And Kayla's female. So is Tala, Deunan, and... Amel... where's Amelei? Hi.
Tala: *Follows Alex and gives Krystal a sideways smile*
***
Amelei: Nothing ventured... nothing gained... *Looks over at Jackson and smiles*
Rose: Well, remember who we are dealing with here, right? Its also possible that that field might have repaired some of the damage done to your reproductive organs too.
(Rose runs the tricorder over Rachel's midsection)
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Krystal: *blinks at the new arrivals* Its just a casual barbecue... not a full on feast... And Kayla's female. So is Tala, Deunan, and... Amel... where's Amelei? Hi.
Tala: *Follows Alex and gives Krystal a sideways smile*
***
Amelei: Nothing ventured... nothing gained... *Looks over at Jackson and smiles*
Ashan Admiral: Ah, my apologies.
*Makes a saluting sort of gesture towards Kayla*
May your neonate be strong and courageous. Someone get her a Tlin'Kalli celebratory stew, those are definitely edible to creatures from this timeline, and it would be impolite to not offer an honored friend of the Confederation such a dish at such a time.
Rose: Well, remember who we are dealing with here, right? Its also possible that that field might have repaired some of the damage done to your reproductive organs too.
(Rose runs the tricorder over Rachel's midsection)
*Rachel comes up clear*
Yeah, that's the thing...my base body plan now has no reproductive system. The psycho b*tch turned me into a unit like her; designed to be sterile.
It's probably the only good thing she did to me, normal implants would be absorbed by my body in days.
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edited December 2014
Tala: Feel like a teenager running off before the parents notice. *Smiles back*
Kayla: Respectfully... I'll stick with a cheeseburger. But thank you for the offer.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
Someone get me a razor, I need to shave him if I'm to tattoo a d*ck on his face.
HEY, CAPTAIN!!! SHOULD I TATTOO ONE ON HIS BACK AS WELL?????
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Rose: Rachel so you want to shave after you knocked him out? thats wierd.
(Rose picks up the bottle that Says Chocolate Beer, and hands it to Krystal)
You didnt try your beer yet? What happened?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
NO, I WANT TO SHAVE THE DOG SO I CAN TATTOO A GIANT D*CK ON HIS BACK!!!!!
*gasps for breath*
Dang, does anyone else have an idea to wake him up? Ice water?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*He raises an eyebrow at Rachel.*
Tala: *Accepts the offer* Well... probably not too many to not remember. *Sideways smile*
***
*Amelei looks*
Captain, the Ashan Admiral wanted to talk to you. Something about that Grand Vizier idiot and a pleasant surprise?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Oh, you got it. Okay.
*Walks over.*
Well, taste it. Let's see if Rose is any good.
***
Alex: Oh, you may want to after me.
*He smiles, making fun of himself.*
***
*There's a pretty big sea turtle, glowing green and blue and swimming toward them.*
OOC: By the way Worffan, this is practically the entire crew off duty, at a cookout on the Sphere. So, the Ashan Admiral can go f*ck himself(literally) for a few hours.
So our merc played the prego joke on him, and faked the tricorder to make him pass out.
(Rose thorws a bottle of Summer wheat to the Admiral. She takes one, pops it, and takes a long drink.)
Rose: Ah, thats good.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*An alien shuttle swoops overhead, and lands nearby, depositing a small party of important-looking KaDin, Tlin'Kalli, and Ashan*
Ashan Admiral: Greetings to you, Captain Jade. We have brought delicacies from our cultures to share, and would be honored to assist with and share in your feast.
Just mind the drinks, my species' beverage preferences seem to be toxic to most life-forms from your reality. We have them clearly labelled and a monitor on duty, but better safe than sorry.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Kayla: Um... I didn't fake it Rose. I... I'm pregnant. Really. Go ahead and reset the tricorder and scan me for yourself.
Tala: We'll see.
*Deunan is still making the Onion Rings... while listening to music to tune out distractions*
***
Amelei: Wow...
Rose: Well, I'll be.... (She pulls Kayla into a bearhug) Congratulations, Kayla.
(then she stops. and turns to Rachel)
Have you checked lately, Rachel?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
What? Checked what?
Ashan Admiral: Ah, my congratulations, uncertain gender. If I had known, I would have brought the appropriate meal for such celebrations.
Are you planning to get plastered?
***
Alex: Come on then.
*He takes her over to the cooler, and gets a few beers.*
Alex: Hi captain.
***
Jackson: Beautiful, right? This is why I became a scientist.
*He smiles.*
Jackson: And if they told me I'd meet the love of my life while doing it, I'd have gone to the Academy even faster.
Tala: *Follows Alex and gives Krystal a sideways smile*
***
Amelei: Nothing ventured... nothing gained... *Looks over at Jackson and smiles*
Rose: Well, remember who we are dealing with here, right? Its also possible that that field might have repaired some of the damage done to your reproductive organs too.
(Rose runs the tricorder over Rachel's midsection)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Joule: She ran off with Jackson somewhere.
*Blinks at them as well, confused.*
***
Alex: I don't think they noticed us. Quick, run before the aliens eat us.
*He smiles at Tala.*
***
Jackson: How true...
*He kisses her as the turtle swims underneath them.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Makes a saluting sort of gesture towards Kayla*
May your neonate be strong and courageous. Someone get her a Tlin'Kalli celebratory stew, those are definitely edible to creatures from this timeline, and it would be impolite to not offer an honored friend of the Confederation such a dish at such a time.
*Rachel comes up clear*
Yeah, that's the thing...my base body plan now has no reproductive system. The psycho b*tch turned me into a unit like her; designed to be sterile.
It's probably the only good thing she did to me, normal implants would be absorbed by my body in days.
Kayla: Respectfully... I'll stick with a cheeseburger. But thank you for the offer.
Alex: then let's make like teens and skedaddle!
*He somehow grabs her hand and jogs off with her.*
what happened? where am i?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"