A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Tala: Feel like a teenager running off before the parents notice. *Smiles back*
Kayla: Respectfully... I'll stick with a cheeseburger. But thank you for the offer.
Ashan Admiral: As you wish. *makes complicated gesture*
May I introduce *unpronounceable buzzing sound*, a KaDin Facilitator, and *unpronounceable fingernails-on-blackboard noise*, a KaDin hermaphrodite. This is Legionnaire short-form Ni'kat'I'maK; she is Tlin'Kalli. Legionnaire short-form Ki'taK'I'nAk; he is also Tlin'Kalli. We are honored to be allies to your Federation.
*Alex looks at Tala, having dragged her away from the main group.*
Alex: Which beer first, the dark one or light one?
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edited December 2014
Kayla: We found out I'm pregnant, you passed out, we got company. Oh and Rachel wanted to prank you.
Krystal: Um... You kinda caught us... off duty. *Checks the burgers before grabbing a plate and starts pulling them off the grill*
***
Tala: Surprise me.
Yeah, that's the thing...my base body plan now has no reproductive system. The psycho b*tch turned me into a unit like her; designed to be sterile.
It's probably the only good thing she did to me, normal implants would be absorbed by my body in days.
Rose: We will figure out a way to undo the worst of it, I promise.
((Whether they can or not is another story, but thats Rose. If you hadnt figured out, Rose will more then willing to help her friends, and family, to her detriment.))
((Her change of attitude with Eight is part, she feels bad of how it was done. Also, she had a discussion with Adm. Quinn and Krystal. So while they supported her position, they both thought it could have been doen differently. Also, Adm Quinn told her some of Eights exploits, saying that while she was right, this didn't mean that Eight was a General Westmoreland. Give Eight a chance, like Quinn gave Rose a Chance.))
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,172Community Moderator
edited December 2014
Kayla: Yes dear. You knocked me up.
Krystal: *Snickers at that comment*
Kayla: Hey... *points at Krystal* You're gonna be a beach ball before me.
Krystal: Yes Doctor...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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edited December 2014
Krystal: No... its the "Blame the man who got the woman pregnant" routine. *Offers Kuntel a cheeseburger* After all dear... you provided half the resources for two.
Kayla: Everything will work out Shadow. *Hugs him* And while I admit this is a surprise... I'm actually looking forward to this. And... I wouldn't mind havig you there with me.
***
Tala: I think you've had enough booze... *kisses him back* So... now that I'm a bit buzzed and you're flat out drunk already... what's the plan?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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edited December 2014
Kayla: You'll be fine. Besides... Krystal's never been a mother before, and neither have I. We'll get through this... together.
(Rose grabs a bowl of her chili, and gives it Eight)
Rose: here, have the first crack at Icerose's somewhat offical Texas Competition Chili. Dont worry, its not that hot. I made this for friends, I dont want friends being in pain while on the throne.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ashan Admiral: As you wish. *makes complicated gesture*
May I introduce *unpronounceable buzzing sound*, a KaDin Facilitator, and *unpronounceable fingernails-on-blackboard noise*, a KaDin hermaphrodite. This is Legionnaire short-form Ni'kat'I'maK; she is Tlin'Kalli. Legionnaire short-form Ki'taK'I'nAk; he is also Tlin'Kalli. We are honored to be allies to your Federation.
Alex: Which beer first, the dark one or light one?
Krystal: Um... You kinda caught us... off duty. *Checks the burgers before grabbing a plate and starts pulling them off the grill*
***
Tala: Surprise me.
*He hands her a dark one.*
Alex: To our... new, beautiful relationship.
*Holds out his bottle to toast.*
Rose: We will figure out a way to undo the worst of it, I promise.
((Whether they can or not is another story, but thats Rose. If you hadnt figured out, Rose will more then willing to help her friends, and family, to her detriment.))
((Her change of attitude with Eight is part, she feels bad of how it was done. Also, she had a discussion with Adm. Quinn and Krystal. So while they supported her position, they both thought it could have been doen differently. Also, Adm Quinn told her some of Eights exploits, saying that while she was right, this didn't mean that Eight was a General Westmoreland. Give Eight a chance, like Quinn gave Rose a Chance.))
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Alex: Salute!
Krystal: *Snickers at that comment*
Kayla: Hey... *points at Krystal* You're gonna be a beach ball before me.
Krystal: Yes Doctor...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Smiles, teasing his wife.*
***
Alex, slightly intoxicated: How's the beer, baby?
***
Krystal: I blame you. *Points at Kuntel with her bottle before taking a drink*
Kayla: Shadow... *sits next to him*
*Smiles, and wraps his arms around her.*
***
Alex: Oh, you flatterer.
*He leans in and kisses her, emboldened by booze.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Kayla: Everything will work out Shadow. *Hugs him* And while I admit this is a surprise... I'm actually looking forward to this. And... I wouldn't mind havig you there with me.
***
Tala: I think you've had enough booze... *kisses him back* So... now that I'm a bit buzzed and you're flat out drunk already... what's the plan?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
And dear, you provided me with the opportunities to provide the resources.
*Kisses her and eats the cheeseburger after separating.*
God, you make a great burger.
***
Alex: I say...
*He finishes off the bottle again.*
Alex: We sneak back to your rooms...
*He gets closer.*
Alex: Find the bed...
*He whispers in her ear.*
Alex: And have a little fun...
Rose: here, have the first crack at Icerose's somewhat offical Texas Competition Chili. Dont worry, its not that hot. I made this for friends, I dont want friends being in pain while on the throne.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Eight: Thanks again.
Joule: Are the hotdogs ready yet?
Quinn: They'll be ready when teh chili is so ask Rose. Oh looks like the chili is ready. fine get the buns
***
Tala: Well... in that case... *Exagerated salute* yes sir.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
How did you get so god damn beautiful?
***
Alex: Now then...
*He kisses her and stands up.*
Alex: Let's put the plan in action!