I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Really? I would have thought a werewolf to be more... feral.
*Shrugs.*
Eh. The more you know, right?
*Takes out bottle that was hanging from neck. It contains a yellow, glowing fluid.*
Anyway. Do you know what that whole Klingon thing was about?
*Pops cork and takes a few drops. Closes eyes and small shivers can be seen throughout the body. When eyes open again, they have a slight yellow tint.*
(Like any drug, you build up tolerance for witchroot. Most novice mages carry a bottle with them and pop a few drops before meals. Or whenever.)
Really? I would have thought a werewolf to be more... feral.
*Shrugs.*
Eh. The more you know, right?
*Takes out bottle that was hanging from neck. It contains a yellow, glowing fluid.*
Anyway. Do you know what that whole Klingon thing was about?
*Pops cork and takes a few drops. Closes eyes and small shivers can be seen throughout the body. When eyes open again, they have a slight yellow tint.*
(Like any drug, you build up tolerance for witchroot. Most novice mages carry a bottle with them and pop a few drops before meals. Or whenever.)
i am; i just don't do things like that with colleagues
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
i am; i just don't do things like that with colleagues
*blinks* are you sure that stuff is safe?
She's a colleague? I thought she was a foreign dignitary...
Yes I am completely sure....
*Looks at bottle.*
But if there is ever a time when I'm unconcious or something and you guys need last minute saving, do not, not, pour the entire bottle down my throat... unless you want to see everything within a several mile radius get completely trashed.
*Stands.*
Anyway... doesn't Starfleet have some kind of magic concussion medicine?
She's a colleague? I thought she was a foreign dignitary...
Yes I am completely sure....
*Looks at bottle.*
But if there is ever a time when I'm unconcious or something and you guys need last minute saving, do not, not, pour the entire bottle down my throat... unless you want to see everything within a several mile radius get completely trashed.
*Stands.*
Anyway... doesn't Starfleet have some kind of magic concussion medicine?
she is to me...and while i may be a pirate over here, i do have SOME morals
*blinks* okay...so you go off like a nuclear bomb if you drink the entire bottle, basically?
*slaps his forehead with a paw* of course! i should've taken her to sickbay in the first place...well, too late now - she's probably already asleep
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
We could just get a doctor to see Jade. She is the Captain after all.
well, you can handle that...you're the guest here, i'm technically an intruder
though, i would imagine the crew has been informed about my presence by now, since the cook didn't call for security when i entered the galley this morning
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
well, you can handle that...you're the guest here, i'm technically an intruder
though, i would imagine the crew has been informed about my presence by now, since the cook didn't call for security when i entered the galley this morning
*Snorts.*
There's probably already weird rumors flyin' about us.
*Walks to nearest comm.*
Hello. Could I have a doctor please?
Doctor: Speaking.
Me: Ah yes. It would seem that the Captain has fallen ill, a concussion sadly. Could you send one to her quarters?
Doctor: And who are you?
Me, chuckling: One of her friends.
Doctor: Good friends?
Me: I wish...
*Rolls eyes.*
Doctor: Should be there in a moment. Thank you sir.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Hmm... wanna see if the bar on this has any real alcohol?
*raises eye* trying to get me drunk?
you realize if the both of us get wasted, we are likely to do something incredibly stupid that'll get us yelled at or worse when jade finds out about it?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
you realize if the both of us get wasted, we are likely to do something incredibly stupid that'll get us yelled at or worse when jade finds out about it?
Eh, who cares?! What's that little fox gonna do anyway?
(Side effects of witchroot include, but are not limited to- magic over load, sleepless nights, addiction, increased sexual desire, over confidence, defiance to rules and consequences, and in extreme cases, death. By losing the mind in the SoC)
Eh, who cares?! What's that little fox gonna do anyway?
(Side effects of witchroot include, but are not limited to- magic over load, sleepless nights, addiction, increased sexual desire, over confidence, defiance to rules and consequences, and in extreme cases, death. By losing the mind in the SoC)
toss us out an airlock, for starters
(increased sexual desire...and he wants to get drunk - those 2 things never go well together)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*blinks, not quite sure how to respond* umm...well, kinda...does getting into fights nearly every day count as working out?
Bartender: Oh my, you're a fighter? That's so cool! Do you have any interesting scars? Or stories? I'd love to hear a story.
*She bats her long lashes at Shadow, pleading.*
*Meanwhile, jumps over bar while everyone is distracted, and grabs a bottle of vodka from her stash. And a personal bottle of Rolmulan Ale. Jumps back over and makes way toward doors.*
Bartender: Oh my, you're a fighter? That's so cool! Do you have any interesting scars? Or stories? I'd love to hear a story.
*She bats her long lashes at Shadow, pleading.*
*Meanwhile, jumps over bar while everyone is distracted, and grabs a bottle of vodka from her stash. And a personal bottle of Rolmulan Ale. Jumps back over and makes way toward doors.*
*notices kuntel heading for the door out the corner of his eye*
ah TRIBBLE...umm, maybe some other time - right now i have to go keep him from doing something totally and utterly stupid
*practically leaps off the chair and runs after the drugged human*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*notices kuntel heading for the door out the corner of his eye*
ah TRIBBLE...umm, maybe some other time - right now i have to go keep him from doing something totally and utterly stupid
*practically leaps off the chair and runs after the drugged human*
*Walks out the door, hiding the booze in coat. Walks by a pretty female ensign, whom he flirts with, quickly having her under his arm in seconds. Cllser, Shadkw can hear mutterings in her ear.*
You ever hear of Villaroa? It's a planet with no government, just sweet paradise.
*Laughs out loud then, mutters I her ear again.*
And every beach is a nude beach.
*With this she laughs and blushes, then holds onto him closer.*
*Walks out the door, hiding the booze in coat. Walks by a pretty female ensign, whom he flirts with, quickly having her under his arm in seconds. Cllser, Shadkw can hear mutterings in her ear.*
You ever hear of Villaroa? It's a planet with no government, just sweet paradise.
*Laughs out loud then, mutters I her ear again.*
And every beach is a nude beach.
*With this she laughs and blushes, then holds onto him closer.*
oh noooooooo...*he moans* i knew this was a bad idea...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Morning, Glorious Regime. Jackson tripped on his climbing trip on Mount Everest and fell to his death, so Hammond wins the pot this time. Should I enter everyone for the same bets for the next round? We're just resurrecting Jackson now.
...
Uh.
Darth Kuntel. What in the Glorious Reign of Ba'al are you doing?
Uh.
Oh, man. How the Ba'al am I going to explain THIS on my quarterly report???
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(Nope. I got it from the book Children of Fire. It's a narcotic that helps Chaos magesnconcenteate and further expose themselves to the Sea of Chaos.)
(that book part of a series? because i couldn't find any info on it)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Shrugs.*
Yeah. But I wouldn't suggest giving it to her now. The transformation will most likely be very painfull.
(Yeah, google 'The Chaos Born' by Drew K-something...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Raises eyebrow and chuckles.*
Playing protective, are we? You already got your mind set to 'mate'?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Blinks.*
Really? I would have thought a werewolf to be more... feral.
*Shrugs.*
Eh. The more you know, right?
*Takes out bottle that was hanging from neck. It contains a yellow, glowing fluid.*
Anyway. Do you know what that whole Klingon thing was about?
*Pops cork and takes a few drops. Closes eyes and small shivers can be seen throughout the body. When eyes open again, they have a slight yellow tint.*
(Like any drug, you build up tolerance for witchroot. Most novice mages carry a bottle with them and pop a few drops before meals. Or whenever.)
*blinks* are you sure that stuff is safe?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
She's a colleague? I thought she was a foreign dignitary...
Yes I am completely sure....
*Looks at bottle.*
But if there is ever a time when I'm unconcious or something and you guys need last minute saving, do not, not, pour the entire bottle down my throat... unless you want to see everything within a several mile radius get completely trashed.
*Stands.*
Anyway... doesn't Starfleet have some kind of magic concussion medicine?
*blinks* okay...so you go off like a nuclear bomb if you drink the entire bottle, basically?
*slaps his forehead with a paw* of course! i should've taken her to sickbay in the first place...well, too late now - she's probably already asleep
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
We could just get a doctor to see Jade. She is the Captain after all.
though, i would imagine the crew has been informed about my presence by now, since the cook didn't call for security when i entered the galley this morning
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Snorts.*
There's probably already weird rumors flyin' about us.
*Walks to nearest comm.*
Hello. Could I have a doctor please?
Doctor: Speaking.
Me: Ah yes. It would seem that the Captain has fallen ill, a concussion sadly. Could you send one to her quarters?
Doctor: And who are you?
Me, chuckling: One of her friends.
Doctor: Good friends?
Me: I wish...
*Rolls eyes.*
Doctor: Should be there in a moment. Thank you sir.
well, that's taken care of...what now?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Rubs chin.*
Hmm... wanna see if the bar on this has any real alcohol?
you realize if the both of us get wasted, we are likely to do something incredibly stupid that'll get us yelled at or worse when jade finds out about it?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Eh, who cares?! What's that little fox gonna do anyway?
(Side effects of witchroot include, but are not limited to- magic over load, sleepless nights, addiction, increased sexual desire, over confidence, defiance to rules and consequences, and in extreme cases, death. By losing the mind in the SoC)
(increased sexual desire...and he wants to get drunk - those 2 things never go well together)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(First off... not TRIBBLE, just in case.... second, I completely agree!)
Eh, that's murder. She can't murder us! She can't kill me!
*Walks off towards Ten Foward.*
(Last symptom- false sense of invulnerability.)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Walks in and takes a seat at the bar, and smile at the bartender, who is a she.*
Hey there, beautiful woman. You have any real alcohol behind that bar, or is it all just synth?
*The Bartender cracks a smile, and leans against the counter.*
Bartender: It depends. What are you going to do with it?
Me: Drink it with the prettiest girl in this room. Oh, and my buddy, a'course.
*Gestures to Shadow. The Bartender blanches, then returns to composure.*
Bartender: My, you're big, aren't you? Do you work out?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Bartender: Oh my, you're a fighter? That's so cool! Do you have any interesting scars? Or stories? I'd love to hear a story.
*She bats her long lashes at Shadow, pleading.*
*Meanwhile, jumps over bar while everyone is distracted, and grabs a bottle of vodka from her stash. And a personal bottle of Rolmulan Ale. Jumps back over and makes way toward doors.*
ah TRIBBLE...umm, maybe some other time - right now i have to go keep him from doing something totally and utterly stupid
*practically leaps off the chair and runs after the drugged human*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Walks out the door, hiding the booze in coat. Walks by a pretty female ensign, whom he flirts with, quickly having her under his arm in seconds. Cllser, Shadkw can hear mutterings in her ear.*
You ever hear of Villaroa? It's a planet with no government, just sweet paradise.
*Laughs out loud then, mutters I her ear again.*
And every beach is a nude beach.
*With this she laughs and blushes, then holds onto him closer.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*They get to the room.*
Ah, here we are...
*Tosses vodka to Shadow, then grabs the girl and disappears into the cabin. The door is locked.*
(OOC: And that is where I'll end it for tonight.!)
he better not get her pregnant or we're both dead...
*pauses and glances down at the bottle in his paws, then uncorks the vodka and downs the entire thing in one go*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
...
Uh.
Darth Kuntel. What in the Glorious Reign of Ba'al are you doing?
Uh.
Oh, man. How the Ba'al am I going to explain THIS on my quarterly report???
Hail Ba'al!