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  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    actually, i think i did more damage to the liquor supply than he did...although, i think i scored some brownie points with the bartender, but as last night is kind of a blur, don't quote me on that
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Fur stands on end*
    You took advantage of my ship and crew while under the influence of an unknown substance, ON TOP OF BEING DRUNK!
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    It was only two bottles!

    Oh, well that's fine! As long as it was only two bottles...!

    In case you Kuntel, that was sarcasm.

    Heh, see what I did there? Kun-tel, couldn't tell? Get it?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Oh, well that's fine! As long as it was only two bottles...!

    In case you Kuntel, that was sarcasm.

    Heh, see what I did there? Kun-tel, couldn't tell? Get it?
    *astral shadow smacks ryan* you really need to get better puns...
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Fur stands on end*
    You took advantage of my ship and crew while under the influence of an unknown substance, ON TOP OF BEING DRUNK!

    Kuntel, if I were you, I'd be very, VERY afraid...

    And not of worffan. Of HER! Experience (and ST: DS9) has taught me that hell hath no wrath like a Trill women wronged.
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    shadowfang240 wrote: »
    *astral shadow smacks ryan* you really need to get better puns...

    There's no such thing as a GOOD PUN!
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    There's no such thing as a GOOD PUN!
    i have heard plenty that actually make people laugh instead of groan...THOSE are the good puns!
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    shadowfang240 wrote: »
    i have heard plenty that actually make people laugh instead of groan...THOSE are the good puns!

    Don't you have anything better to do? I'm setting this place up ready to torture Kuntel in all manner of painful and humiliating ways.
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Don't you have anything better to do? I'm setting this place up ready to torture Kuntel in all manner of painful and humiliating ways.
    i'm an astral projection...not much else for me to do down here
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Still looking like an angry blue puffball with red hair*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Ok, minions, new Regime rule.

    Darth Kuntel does not get intoxicated on AYNTHING. EVER.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    shadowfang240 wrote: »
    i'm an astral projection...not much else for me to do down here

    Well then just... stop projecting.

    Or better yet, go hassle James T Kirk up there!
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Ok, minions, new Regime rule.

    Darth Kuntel does not get intoxicated on AYNTHING. EVER.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Do I still get to torture him?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Do I still get to torture him?

    ...nah.

    Sorry.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    ...nah.

    Sorry.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Curses!

    Alright.

    *Sends Jaffa home.*

    Oh, by the way, Fang, while you're here, do you mind taking part in a genetics experiment?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Fur stands on end*
    You took advantage of my ship and crew while under the influence of an unknown substance, ON TOP OF BEING DRUNK!

    The unknown substance is my medication! Really! And last time I checked, I did not take advantage of that woman! Of your ships alcohol supplies, surely. But not of a woman!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Actually takes on a slightly feral look*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Still looking like an angry blue puffball with red hair*
    *pats the angry blue puffball* calm down; it's not like he blew the ship up...oh, and the modified retrovirus is finished

    was finished last night, actually, but since you had a concussion...
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Shadow, that can be taken as you blaming this entire thing on her concussion...
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Shadow, that can be taken as you blaming this entire thing on her concussion...

    Don't try to change the subject! We're talking about you getting drunk and drugged before... 'talking' to one of Jade's crewmen.
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Actually growls at Shadow before shaking her head*
    Sorry... probably just stressed out over everything right now.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Don't try to change the subject! We're talking about you getting drunk and drugged before... 'talking' to one of Jade's crewmen.

    We were only talking! Why do you people have a hard time believeing a drunk can not **** a woman?
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    We were only talking! Why do you people have a hard time believeing a drunk can not **** a woman?

    Because you reportedly flirted with her in the corridor?! Besides, if you were drunk, you wouldn't be able to remember clearly, would you?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Because you reportedly flirted with her in the corridor?! Besides, if you were drunk, you wouldn't be able to remember clearly, would you?

    Well... there is an easy way to test this...
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Well... there is an easy way to test this...

    Oh, by all means...
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *pokes head in quarters* i can do passable legilimency if you need someone to poke around his thoughts
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Oh, by all means...

    We find the ensign I conversed with, and ask her. And if she doesn't remember, we both get tested for any remnants...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Facepalm*
    You guys said something about finishing something?
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    All of you stop this line of discussion right now before I have you all executed.

    Darth Kuntel, you and that Ensign head to the Sovereign's personal infirmary and get scanned, then get back to work.

    The rest of you, back to work!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Points at herself*
    Not a minion, and this is my ship. As soon as we arrive, I will personally kick kuntel off the Lexington.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
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