A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*looms ominously over worffan, all nine feet tall, three hundred and seventy three pounds solid muscle of him*
what was that...prey?
*gets up, steady despite empty vodka bottles all around, and picks up Shadowfang by the neck with one hand, lifting him easily into the air*
I. Said. Fix. The. Mess. Must I do EVERYTHING myself?
*throws Shadowfang ten feet backwards without apparent effort*
Unbelievable. I give my minions a chance to prove their effectiveness, and this is how they act? Sovereign, I think that we need to recheck our hiring standards.
*gets up, steady despite empty vodka bottles all around, and picks up Shadowfang by the neck with one hand, lifting him easily into the air*
I. Said. Fix. The. Mess. Must I do EVERYTHING myself?
*throws Shadowfang ten feet backwards without apparent effort*
Unbelievable. I give my minions a chance to prove their effectiveness, and this is how they act? Sovereign, I think that we need to recheck our hiring standards.
Hail Ba'al!
*Looks back at Ba'al, in the Jumper.*
Sovreign, can we kill that Vizier? He seems a litlle... mentally unstable.
*Motions to new/old one.*
This guy seems a lot better. And... he didn't comeup with the plan that nearly killed Teal'c!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Sovreign, can we kill that Vizier? He seems a litlle... mentally unstable.
*Motions to new/old one.*
This guy seems a lot better. And... he didn't comeup with the plan that nearly killed Teal'c!
Ba'al: Idiots. You may be right, Grand Vizier.
Grand Vizier Worffan101: Perhaps, my Lord. I believe that more study is necessary, though. Alright, let's end this charade. Thank you, robo-me. Your services are not currently needed.
*"past" GV WF101 stands at attention and goes stiff*
*Teal'c and Worf stop fighting and shake hands, greeting each other in traditional warrrior stoic fashion, which seems to involve a lot of fist bumping and complimenting of moves*
Real Grand Vizier: Kuntel, give this to Captain Jade. It'll counteract the knockout juice. Now. This entire incident has been a test of our minions' effectiveness. An Office Of The Grand Vizier (OOTGV) intelligence agent in Minister Ryan's research operation managed to enter the Klingons' universe and ally with them before this incident took place. The entire invasion was a charade designed to test the effectiveness of certain high-level officers of the Glorious Regime.
*picks himself up from his position of tangled limbs on the floor*
what the hell kind of human is he?!
Augment. Greyhawk-class enhanced infantry. Superhuman strength, speed, and stamina, rapid metabolism, hefty dose of disease and poison resistance, on top of rapid healing and trinium bones.
Only problem is that one unit costs a sixth of the Grand Regime's GDP. So there's me, Carter, O'Neill, and Carter's friend Frasier. Not even the First Prime is altered this way yet.
... you know what? F*ck it! Oh, Ba'al, your Mr. Bloatedheadedness and Cowardlyness, I officially impeach any contract I had with you. As per the deal, all gold given to the League for my sevices will be returned within a week, but all agents, research, and assests you have gained because of my involvment will be deleted from your systems. You shall not mention the League, nor an-any-any-any
*Starts sparking and twitching repeating itself over and over again. Untill it finally deactivates.*
*returns from doctors office, looks around in confusion *
Can someone recap for me just what the holy f*ck is going on here?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
... you know what? F*ck it! Oh, Ba'al, your Mr. Bloatedheadedness and Cowardlyness, I officially impeach any contract I had with you. As per the deal, all gold given to the League for my sevices will be returned within a week, but all agents, research, and assests you have gained because of my involvment will be deleted from your systems. You shall not mention the League, nor an-any-any-any
*Starts sparking and twitching repeating itself over and over again. Untill it finally deactivates.*
(OOC: Dude...what? I thought the Big Reveal (tm) would be funny...)
*returns from doctors office, looks around in confusion *
Can someone recap for me just what the holy f*ck is going on here?
Uh...
It's complicated, Minister.
Long story short, Klingons invaded, I screwed up, the guys talked about their parents while they were supposed to be fixing time, I revealed that the entire invasion and my TRIBBLE-up were a ruse...
Oh, wait, it goes further back. Kuntel got cloned by bad dudes and kidnapped; we rescued him and sent the clone through the gravity torture chamber a few hundred times.
And then there was the Shadowfang-went-feral incident.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Long story short, Klingons invaded, I screwed up, the guys talked about their parents while they were supposed to be fixing time, I revealed that the entire invasion and my TRIBBLE-up were a ruse...
Oh, wait, it goes further back. Kuntel got cloned by bad dudes and kidnapped; we rescued him and sent the clone through the gravity torture chamber a few hundred times.
And then there was the Shadowfang-went-feral incident.
Hail Ba'al!
...
*rummages around office and hollers to minions*
Anybody seen my Tipler Cylinder? Solid beryllium, infinitely long, rotating at near the speed of light? I gotta reverse time and bail headquarters out of a serious jam.
(OOC: you wanna know where I got a Tipler Cylinder?)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(OOC: Welcome to the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al (tm)!
Short version: This is an entirely nonserious RP where we pretend to be minions of the Stargate villain Supreme System Lord Ba'al (pic and link to his SG wiki page in my sig). We crack jokes about the franchise-crossing scenarios that our alter egos find themselves in, complain about our jobs, and waste copious amount of Regime time and money.
It started a while ago, but the real RPing only began a few weeks ago.
Quick guide to who's who:
Worffan101: Character: Grand Vizier worffan101. Original creator of the running gag, trusted lieutenant of Ba'al. Has a massive Nepotism Quota.
Kuntel: Character: Darth Kuntel. Shadowy assassin/CIA figure. Currently may be a vampire. Has been cloned and impersonated before, as well as possessed by a Goa'uld. Is still considered fully loyal, however.
Shadowfang240: Character: Shadowfang. Werewolf privateer associated with the Regime.
Rattler2: Character: Krystal "Rattler" Jade, Starfleet captain. Trill-turned-kitsune woman. Starfleet officer, generally disapproves of Regime officer antics. Had a running gag about being put into revealing clothing and sexually harassed; the NPC culprits were swiftly executed.
Ryan218: Character: Colonization Minister Ryan218. Head of the Ministry of Colonization. Owns England and the north half of Greenland. One of the earliest members of the joke.
Sander233: Character: Minister of Transportation/Administrator of Cosmic Smitations Sander233. In charge of all Stargate transport and space traffic. Throws giant space rocks at bad guys.
Askray (HONORARY POSITION): Supreme Vice Deputy High Undersecretary of Immigration. Has the cushiest job ever (gets paid megabucks to literally sit around and watch TV while being fed peeled grapes by concubines).
Tacofangs (HONORARY POSITION): Grand Potentate. Personal favorite of the Grand Vizier.
PWLaughingTrendy (HONORARY POSITION): Supreme Mistress of Ferenginar. Another favorite of the Grand Vizier, gets regular Bacon and peeled-grape shipments as a result.
NPCS:
Ba'al: Our Sovereign and leader. He pays our salaries and gives us free health and dental.
First Prime Teal'c: Leader of the Free Jaffa Nation, who work for Ba'al in exchange for outsized salaries, pensions, and free dental. Epic badass. Based on the Stargate: SG-1 character Teal'c.
Feel free to create a character (go ahead and be a Mary Sue-ish author avatar!) and dive right in! )
Rattler2: Character: Krystal "Rattler" Jade, Starfleet captain. Trill-turned-kitsune woman. Starfleet officer, generally disapproves of Regime officer antics. Had a running gag about being put into revealing clothing and sexually harassed; the NPC culprits were swiftly executed.
(vulpine; kitsune have multiple tails, and unless i glossed over the bit where rattler mentioned having more than one, jade only has one)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(OOC: Looks like I'm not going to be cloned, unfortunately.
Personally, I'd advise you to just make your character a better-looking, stronger, faster version of yourself, and join in. Keep an open mind and adapt to the crazy hijinks.
There have been some pretty epic moments in this joke/RP.)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*exits the portal onto the lexington just outside the lab, then spins and continues death glaring at kuntel as he exits a moment later, portal closing behind him*
okay, i have two questions and you better have good answers...one, are you the real kuntel or yet another imposter?
and two, what is the last thing you did before heading off...wherever the hell you went?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*exits the portal onto the lexington just outside the lab, then spins and continues death glaring at kuntel as he exits a moment later, portal closing behind him*
okay, i have two questions and you better have good answers...one, are you the real kuntel or yet another imposter?
and two, what is the last thing you did before heading off...wherever the hell you went?
*'Raises hands.*
I am the original! Though one and only doesn't apply now...,
*Looks around.*
The last thing I did was beat the two idiots that had sedated me after the battle with the Terrans and put me on a prisoner ship. They also brought my A.I., which was still a work kn progress. I had to abandon ship, escaping in a pod, then landing in a port. After that, I decided it was time for some shore leave and went home.
*Remembers broken robot.*
But apparently a lot of things happened between then and now, and the A.I. took my place through most of it!
I am the original! Though one and only doesn't apply now...,
*Looks around.*
The last thing I did was beat the two idiots that had sedated me after the battle with the Terrans and put me on a prisoner ship. They also brought my A.I., which was still a work kn progress. I had to abandon ship, escaping in a pod, then landing in a port. After that, I decided it was time for some shore leave and went home.
*Remembers broken robot.*
But apparently a lot of things happened between then and now, and the A.I. took my place through most of it!
so you've been gone roughly around the same period of time your evil clone showed up, then
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
No.... not really...
*Licks his lips involuntarily, and eyes stray to Jade. Shakes head.*
Fine. I'll go persuade Worffan and the rest to follow our plan now, while you take care of the big bad Worf-sama.
*Chuckles then walks off the Jumper, toward a previous Worffan, who has not yet come up yet with the idiot plan.*
what was that...prey?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*gets up, steady despite empty vodka bottles all around, and picks up Shadowfang by the neck with one hand, lifting him easily into the air*
I. Said. Fix. The. Mess. Must I do EVERYTHING myself?
*throws Shadowfang ten feet backwards without apparent effort*
Unbelievable. I give my minions a chance to prove their effectiveness, and this is how they act? Sovereign, I think that we need to recheck our hiring standards.
Hail Ba'al!
*Looks back at Ba'al, in the Jumper.*
Sovreign, can we kill that Vizier? He seems a litlle... mentally unstable.
*Motions to new/old one.*
This guy seems a lot better. And... he didn't comeup with the plan that nearly killed Teal'c!
what the hell kind of human is he?!
(and on a side note...really can't wait for risa to be over, so i don't have to confine my posting between dances and hunts)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ba'al: Idiots. You may be right, Grand Vizier.
Grand Vizier Worffan101: Perhaps, my Lord. I believe that more study is necessary, though. Alright, let's end this charade. Thank you, robo-me. Your services are not currently needed.
*"past" GV WF101 stands at attention and goes stiff*
*Teal'c and Worf stop fighting and shake hands, greeting each other in traditional warrrior stoic fashion, which seems to involve a lot of fist bumping and complimenting of moves*
Real Grand Vizier: Kuntel, give this to Captain Jade. It'll counteract the knockout juice. Now. This entire incident has been a test of our minions' effectiveness. An Office Of The Grand Vizier (OOTGV) intelligence agent in Minister Ryan's research operation managed to enter the Klingons' universe and ally with them before this incident took place. The entire invasion was a charade designed to test the effectiveness of certain high-level officers of the Glorious Regime.
And the Supreme System Lord is disappointed.
Hail Ba'al.
Augment. Greyhawk-class enhanced infantry. Superhuman strength, speed, and stamina, rapid metabolism, hefty dose of disease and poison resistance, on top of rapid healing and trinium bones.
Only problem is that one unit costs a sixth of the Grand Regime's GDP. So there's me, Carter, O'Neill, and Carter's friend Frasier. Not even the First Prime is altered this way yet.
Hail Ba'al!
*Starts sparking and twitching repeating itself over and over again. Untill it finally deactivates.*
Can someone recap for me just what the holy f*ck is going on here?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Appears with a slight flash, completely astounded as well.*
I leave to visit my home for a few weeks and all this sh*t happens? What the hell?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
IC:
Uh...Ok...
Time for plan Omega, my Lord.
Uh...
It's complicated, Minister.
Long story short, Klingons invaded, I screwed up, the guys talked about their parents while they were supposed to be fixing time, I revealed that the entire invasion and my TRIBBLE-up were a ruse...
Oh, wait, it goes further back. Kuntel got cloned by bad dudes and kidnapped; we rescued him and sent the clone through the gravity torture chamber a few hundred times.
And then there was the Shadowfang-went-feral incident.
Hail Ba'al!
Wait--that thing that looks like you that just cancelled your contract with the Regime is another impostor?
Ba'al damn it!
CANCEL PLAN OMEGA!!! I REPEAT, ABORT PLAN OMEGA!!!
Hail Ba'al!
No... that was my A.I..... that seems to have gone haywire.
*Takes of robots head and water gushes out, along with oil and blood.*
Well... that would be the problem. And these incisions... weird...
OOC: Okay... from now on, I am not, repeat not, gling to have a robot or imposter thing ever again! Two is enough thank you!
OOC: Light rp about a joke gone horribly wrong...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
...
*rummages around office and hollers to minions*
Anybody seen my Tipler Cylinder? Solid beryllium, infinitely long, rotating at near the speed of light? I gotta reverse time and bail headquarters out of a serious jam.
(OOC: you wanna know where I got a Tipler Cylinder?)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: Welcome to the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al (tm)!
Short version: This is an entirely nonserious RP where we pretend to be minions of the Stargate villain Supreme System Lord Ba'al (pic and link to his SG wiki page in my sig). We crack jokes about the franchise-crossing scenarios that our alter egos find themselves in, complain about our jobs, and waste copious amount of Regime time and money.
It started a while ago, but the real RPing only began a few weeks ago.
Quick guide to who's who:
Worffan101: Character: Grand Vizier worffan101. Original creator of the running gag, trusted lieutenant of Ba'al. Has a massive Nepotism Quota.
Kuntel: Character: Darth Kuntel. Shadowy assassin/CIA figure. Currently may be a vampire. Has been cloned and impersonated before, as well as possessed by a Goa'uld. Is still considered fully loyal, however.
Shadowfang240: Character: Shadowfang. Werewolf privateer associated with the Regime.
Rattler2: Character: Krystal "Rattler" Jade, Starfleet captain. Trill-turned-kitsune woman. Starfleet officer, generally disapproves of Regime officer antics. Had a running gag about being put into revealing clothing and sexually harassed; the NPC culprits were swiftly executed.
Ryan218: Character: Colonization Minister Ryan218. Head of the Ministry of Colonization. Owns England and the north half of Greenland. One of the earliest members of the joke.
Sander233: Character: Minister of Transportation/Administrator of Cosmic Smitations Sander233. In charge of all Stargate transport and space traffic. Throws giant space rocks at bad guys.
Askray (HONORARY POSITION): Supreme Vice Deputy High Undersecretary of Immigration. Has the cushiest job ever (gets paid megabucks to literally sit around and watch TV while being fed peeled grapes by concubines).
Tacofangs (HONORARY POSITION): Grand Potentate. Personal favorite of the Grand Vizier.
PWLaughingTrendy (HONORARY POSITION): Supreme Mistress of Ferenginar. Another favorite of the Grand Vizier, gets regular Bacon and peeled-grape shipments as a result.
NPCS:
Ba'al: Our Sovereign and leader. He pays our salaries and gives us free health and dental.
First Prime Teal'c: Leader of the Free Jaffa Nation, who work for Ba'al in exchange for outsized salaries, pensions, and free dental. Epic badass. Based on the Stargate: SG-1 character Teal'c.
Feel free to create a character (go ahead and be a Mary Sue-ish author avatar!) and dive right in! )
IC: Hail Ba'al!
Right...OK...
Good to have you back, Darth Kuntel. Want to take the gang and go get drinks at O'Malley's?
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Yeah, we need a new story arc...for the next one, how about I get kidnapped and impersonated?)
NO!
NO
MORE
IMPOSTERS!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: Looks like I'm not going to be cloned, unfortunately.
Personally, I'd advise you to just make your character a better-looking, stronger, faster version of yourself, and join in. Keep an open mind and adapt to the crazy hijinks.
There have been some pretty epic moments in this joke/RP.)
IC: Hail Ba'al!
well, now that the grand cluster**** is over, back to the lexington to finish what your idiot AI was working on...
*throws a vicious death glare at what he seriously hopes is the REAL kuntel before opening a portal and stepping through*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Looks at portal. Then at Worffan.*
I apparently have work to do... but I'll try to catch up with you when I can. You will not believe what happened at home.
*Steps through portal.*
...Yeah. Yeah, we should do that.
This entire mess has gotten completely out of hand.
*runs up to Worf and Teal'c*
Hey, guys, thanks for that. Bloodwine at the Thirsty Gorn? I'm buying.
Hail Ba'al!
okay, i have two questions and you better have good answers...one, are you the real kuntel or yet another imposter?
and two, what is the last thing you did before heading off...wherever the hell you went?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*'Raises hands.*
I am the original! Though one and only doesn't apply now...,
*Looks around.*
The last thing I did was beat the two idiots that had sedated me after the battle with the Terrans and put me on a prisoner ship. They also brought my A.I., which was still a work kn progress. I had to abandon ship, escaping in a pod, then landing in a port. After that, I decided it was time for some shore leave and went home.
*Remembers broken robot.*
But apparently a lot of things happened between then and now, and the A.I. took my place through most of it!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"