but our future selves weren't there for our first encounter with the klingons, so we kind of just created another alternate reality
hey, at least you didn't spend the better part of eight years as part of a group that almost single-handedly brought the goa'uld empire toppling down and personally foiled many of ba'al's plans...except the time traveling one
Please don't try to explain time travel. My head hurts...
but our future selves weren't there for our first encounter with the klingons, so we kind of just created another alternate reality
hey, at least you didn't spend the better part of eight years as part of a group that almost single-handedly brought the goa'uld empire toppling down and personally foiled many of ba'al's plans...except the time traveling one
Fix this mess. I'm going to be a gibbering wreck; if you absolutely, critically, life-or-death need your Grand Vizier, I'll be holed up in the back of the Time Jumper getting a bunch of stiff drinks.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
umm, let's see...that would've been during my trip to sanctuary when i learned the powers of time manipulation from the writings contained in the yshari sanctum
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
umm, let's see...that would've been during my trip to sanctuary when i learned the powers of time manipulation from the writings contained in the yshari sanctum
unless diablo has managed to return YET AGAIN and sparked off another massive invasion from the burning TRIBBLE in the short few months since i visited to brush up on the knowledge i inherited, they should still be there, along with all the other forbidden knowledge
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
unless diablo has managed to return YET AGAIN and sparked off another massive invasion from the burning TRIBBLE in the short few months since i visited to brush up on the knowledge i inherited, they should still be there, along with all the other forbidden knowledge
Uh huh. Sanctuary you said? I'll put that on the need to know list...
*Looks around.*
Well, anyone have any idea how to get this started?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*starts* TRIBBLE, with everything going on, i forgot all about her! and she was wounded too...i need to take care of that - disruptor wounds are really nasty
*walks over to jade and crouches, placing a paw over her wound and directing a flow of healing energy into it, causing muscle and flesh to quickly regenerate*
there, now that's taken care of...*reaches into one of the pockets on his uniform and pulls out a bottle of smelling salts, popping the cork and waving the bottle under her nose*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*starts* TRIBBLE, with everything going on, i forgot all about her! and she was wounded too...i need to take care of that - disruptor wounds are really nasty
*walks over to jade and crouches, placing a paw over her wound and directing a flow of healing energy into it, causing muscle and flesh to quickly regenerate*
there, now that's taken care of...*reaches into one of the pockets on his uniform and pulls out a bottle of smelling salts, popping the cork and waving the bottle under her nose*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Guys, can you stop comparing your backstories and FIX THE WHOLE KLINGON MESS before I get executed and/or impaled and/or shot? Just, you know, your Grand Vizier curled in a ball whimpering here in the back of the Time Jumper.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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Please don't try to explain time travel. My head hurts...
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Did you just admit that? Infront of the Sovreign?
*Facepalms for the foirth time.*
Why do I associate with such idiots?
*Looks at Ba'al.*
Not you sir, just everyone else, practically...
*Hands Ryan three advil.*
Take these and call me in the morning.
*Pops three as well.*
I'm sorry, which one of us let himself get inhabited by an enemy Goa'uld?
That's right, you.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Shut up and take your advil...
What the hell is advil, anyway?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Fix this mess. I'm going to be a gibbering wreck; if you absolutely, critically, life-or-death need your Grand Vizier, I'll be holed up in the back of the Time Jumper getting a bunch of stiff drinks.
Hail Ba'al!
Ibuprofen. You know, painkillers.
*Watches Worffan leave.*
Okay... anyone know how to operate a Time Jimper?
No. Nor do I know how to operate a Time JUMPER.
*Looks at Shadowfang.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
and why did we even need a time jumper in the first place? i do have the ability to rewind time
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
When the **** did that happen!?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*sets autopilot for time jump*
There. Call me when we're safe again.
*time jump activates*
Hail Ba'al!
Any hope that these writings still exist?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Uh huh. Sanctuary you said? I'll put that on the need to know list...
*Looks around.*
Well, anyone have any idea how to get this started?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That's gonna be hard.
*Looks at Jade.*
She still not awake yet?
*walks over to jade and crouches, placing a paw over her wound and directing a flow of healing energy into it, causing muscle and flesh to quickly regenerate*
there, now that's taken care of...*reaches into one of the pockets on his uniform and pulls out a bottle of smelling salts, popping the cork and waving the bottle under her nose*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Do yoynalways carry a bottls of smelling salts?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Holy ****. When did you turn into a mage?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
God, I have to meet your dad sometime. This guy sounds awesome.
*Pulls back sleeve and shows arm, which is tattooed with strange, occult symbols and lines.*
This is the inheritance I got from mine... and a cryptic letter that I have memerized...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Rolls up sleeve rather fast, then bares fangs at Worffan.*
Little mortal... shush, the powerful beings are conversing!
*Shakes head then blinks eyes.*
What? What did I just say?
*Looks around.*
Anyway, ,ets get this time thing fixed. You stop Worffan from being an idiot and I stop the fight?
*glances sideways at kuntel* by the way, have you fed at all since we got back from nirn?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Five minutes ago. Now GO FIX THIS MESS BEFORE I END UP PAINFULLY DEAD!!!
And knock Kuntel down to size while you're at it. I am not just some "puny mortal". I'm the f*cking Grand Vizier...
Hail Ba'al!