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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    All of you stop this line of discussion right now before I have you all executed.

    Darth Kuntel, you and that Ensign head to the Sovereign's personal infirmary and get scanned, then get back to work.

    The rest of you, back to work!

    Hail Ba'al!

    Yeah! A voice of reason!

    *Leaves to find ensign.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    not a minion either and i can't be killed anyway
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    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *Goes back to work, practicing swordfighting for an unknown reason, waiting for someone to ask.*
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Ok, minions, new Regime rule.

    Darth Kuntel does not get intoxicated on AYNTHING. EVER.

    Hail Ba'al!

    How about restricting his access to Starfleet vessels as well?

    And nanorobotics laboratories. And any room with a Biohazard label on the door. And any sort of powerplant or weapons storage facility...

    You know, it'd really save us all a lot of trouble if you just locked him in a padded room somewhere.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    How about restricting his access to Starfleet vessels as well?

    And nanorobotics laboratories. And any room with a Biohazard label on the door. And any sort of powerplant or weapons storage facility...

    You know, it'd really save us all a lot of trouble if you just locked him in a padded room somewhere.

    Shush! That would be horrible!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    What did you guys finish while I was out of it?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    i think i have some straitjackets stashed on my ship you can borrow

    there's no kill like overkill, after all
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    How about restricting his access to Starfleet vessels as well?

    And nanorobotics laboratories. And any room with a Biohazard label on the door. And any sort of powerplant or weapons storage facility...

    You know, it'd really save us all a lot of trouble if you just locked him in a padded room somewhere.

    Yeah, Darth Kuntel is no longer allowed to access rooms or buildings with Personal Safety Protocol level 3 or higher. Ever. For any reason.

    PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.

    Also, Darth Kuntel is not allowed to use any non-Regime ship for any non-emergency purposes without the prior authorization of the Grand Vizier. These above restrictions will hold until Darth Kuntel shows to the Grand Vizier's satisfaction that he is trustworthy around controlled substances.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Shush! That would be horrible!

    Not for me.

    Now, cleaning up your replicator "accident" last Saturday - that was horrible.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.
    i'm asking

    because that's just too odd to not ask about
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.

    Borg assimilated what?
    *Vixen enhanced death glare*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    i'm asking

    because that's just too odd to not ask about

    Not me. Don't want to know.

    *double-checks OMGWTFWAGD escape capsule*
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *Comes back.*

    I have the report if you want to see it, but it is clear that I did not do anything with that woman.

    *Looks at Jade.*

    And she is filing a complaint against you for forcing her to degrade herself like she did infront of a doctor...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    I didn't order it. And I blame you.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    i'm asking

    because that's just too odd to not ask about
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Borg assimilated what?
    *Vixen enhanced death glare*

    Let's just say...

    We found them in a Borg lab after the Incident where Sander threw giant rocks at bad guys for the second time.

    And if they ever get loose...

    It'll go beyond a OMFGHSWAGTD-class Charlie Foxtrot and all the way up to HFTUIABLBTWMATA-class.

    In other words, an XK-class doomsday scenario.

    So don't ask further, and DEFINITELY don't mess with the containment protocols until after we've found and utilized a way to destroy the spores.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I didn't order it. And I blame you.

    Well, she said she can't do anything against Worffan, and will drop the complaint if you smack him.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *Still practicing swordfighting, waiting for someone to ask why.*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Still practicing swordfighting, waiting for someone to ask why.*

    *Doctor walks in with own sword, then looks at Ryan.*

    Doctor: Why?
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Doctor walks in with own sword, then looks at Ryan.*

    Doctor: Why?

    Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Let's just say...

    We found them in a Borg lab after the Incident where Sander threw giant rocks at bad guys for the second time.

    And if they ever get loose...

    It'll go beyond a OMFGHSWAGTD-class Charlie Foxtrot and all the way up to HFTUIABLBTWMATA-class.

    In other words, an XK-class doomsday scenario.

    So don't ask further, and DEFINITELY don't mess with the containment protocols until after we've found and utilized a way to destroy the spores.

    Hail Ba'al!
    how about you just chuck it in a black hole? problem solved

    i believe the nearest is cygnus x-1
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
    *astral shadow bounds in and smacks ryan*

    (i think i just created a new running gag, much like kuntel dying to him and daniel just...dying)
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Smacks worffan upside the head*
    Next time... go through me in regards to my crew.

    Now... Shadow... you were saying something about something being finished?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    how about you just chuck it in a black hole? problem solved

    i believe the nearest is cygnus x-1


    *astral shadow bounds in and smacks ryan*

    (i think i just created a new running gag, much like kuntel dying to him and daniel just...dying)

    Ow! What?!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    how about you just chuck it in a black hole? problem solved

    i believe the nearest is cygnus x-1

    ...

    You DON'T want to know what happened last time we tried that. Let's just say it's a damn good thing we have a Time Jumper...

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    ...

    You DON'T want to know what happened last time we tried that. Let's just say it's a damn good thing we have a Time Jumper...

    Hail Ba'al!

    ... I feel sorry for my previous self.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Smacks worffan upside the head*
    Next time... go through me in regards to my crew.

    Now... Shadow... you were saying something about something being finished?

    *Takes video of smack.*

    Ah, she'll love this.

    Anyway, yeah. The modified retrovirus is finished.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Smacks worffan upside the head*
    Next time... go through me in regards to my crew.

    Now... Shadow... you were saying something about something being finished?
    yes, i said several minutes ago the modified retrovirus was finished

    if it works like it's supposed to, you'll be able to switch between trill and vulpine forms at will

    *glares at kuntel* you, go get it
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Um... anything I should know before going through with this?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Um... anything I should know before going through with this?
    other than the fact that it's experimental, untested and that we make absolutely no promises that you won't get horribly killed?
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,733 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    I face that threat on a daily basis.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    yes, i said several minutes ago the modified retrovirus was finished

    if it works like it's supposed to, you'll be able to switch between trill and vulpine forms at will

    *glares at kuntel* you, go get it

    *Glares back and hand starts to do weird signals. Looks dkwn and grabs it, then walks off.*

    Now, when you take this, you might feel a little burning. Everywhere. And soreness. In everything. And pain... a lot of pain...
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