A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Darth Kuntel does not get intoxicated on AYNTHING. EVER.
Hail Ba'al!
How about restricting his access to Starfleet vessels as well?
And nanorobotics laboratories. And any room with a Biohazard label on the door. And any sort of powerplant or weapons storage facility...
You know, it'd really save us all a lot of trouble if you just locked him in a padded room somewhere.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
How about restricting his access to Starfleet vessels as well?
And nanorobotics laboratories. And any room with a Biohazard label on the door. And any sort of powerplant or weapons storage facility...
You know, it'd really save us all a lot of trouble if you just locked him in a padded room somewhere.
Yeah, Darth Kuntel is no longer allowed to access rooms or buildings with Personal Safety Protocol level 3 or higher. Ever. For any reason.
PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.
Also, Darth Kuntel is not allowed to use any non-Regime ship for any non-emergency purposes without the prior authorization of the Grand Vizier. These above restrictions will hold until Darth Kuntel shows to the Grand Vizier's satisfaction that he is trustworthy around controlled substances.
Now, cleaning up your replicator "accident" last Saturday - that was horrible.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,733Community Moderator
PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.
Borg assimilated what?
*Vixen enhanced death glare*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,733Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Smacks worffan upside the head*
Next time... go through me in regards to my crew.
Now... Shadow... you were saying something about something being finished?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,733Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Um... anything I should know before going through with this?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,733Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Comments
Yeah! A voice of reason!
*Leaves to find ensign.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
How about restricting his access to Starfleet vessels as well?
And nanorobotics laboratories. And any room with a Biohazard label on the door. And any sort of powerplant or weapons storage facility...
You know, it'd really save us all a lot of trouble if you just locked him in a padded room somewhere.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Shush! That would be horrible!
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there's no kill like overkill, after all
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yeah, Darth Kuntel is no longer allowed to access rooms or buildings with Personal Safety Protocol level 3 or higher. Ever. For any reason.
PSPL3 being weapons storage, powerplants, and most labs. PSPL10 is the highest level; that's where we keep the mutant Borg-assimilated anthrax spores. Don't ask.
Also, Darth Kuntel is not allowed to use any non-Regime ship for any non-emergency purposes without the prior authorization of the Grand Vizier. These above restrictions will hold until Darth Kuntel shows to the Grand Vizier's satisfaction that he is trustworthy around controlled substances.
Hail Ba'al!
Not for me.
Now, cleaning up your replicator "accident" last Saturday - that was horrible.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
because that's just too odd to not ask about
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Borg assimilated what?
*Vixen enhanced death glare*
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Not me. Don't want to know.
*double-checks OMGWTFWAGD escape capsule*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I have the report if you want to see it, but it is clear that I did not do anything with that woman.
*Looks at Jade.*
And she is filing a complaint against you for forcing her to degrade herself like she did infront of a doctor...
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Let's just say...
We found them in a Borg lab after the Incident where Sander threw giant rocks at bad guys for the second time.
And if they ever get loose...
It'll go beyond a OMFGHSWAGTD-class Charlie Foxtrot and all the way up to HFTUIABLBTWMATA-class.
In other words, an XK-class doomsday scenario.
So don't ask further, and DEFINITELY don't mess with the containment protocols until after we've found and utilized a way to destroy the spores.
Hail Ba'al!
Well, she said she can't do anything against Worffan, and will drop the complaint if you smack him.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Doctor walks in with own sword, then looks at Ryan.*
Doctor: Why?
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
i believe the nearest is cygnus x-1
*astral shadow bounds in and smacks ryan*
(i think i just created a new running gag, much like kuntel dying to him and daniel just...dying)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Next time... go through me in regards to my crew.
Now... Shadow... you were saying something about something being finished?
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Ow! What?!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
...
You DON'T want to know what happened last time we tried that. Let's just say it's a damn good thing we have a Time Jumper...
Hail Ba'al!
... I feel sorry for my previous self.
*Takes video of smack.*
Ah, she'll love this.
Anyway, yeah. The modified retrovirus is finished.
if it works like it's supposed to, you'll be able to switch between trill and vulpine forms at will
*glares at kuntel* you, go get it
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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*Glares back and hand starts to do weird signals. Looks dkwn and grabs it, then walks off.*
Now, when you take this, you might feel a little burning. Everywhere. And soreness. In everything. And pain... a lot of pain...