(don't say that! you'll bring down the curse of the worffan upon us!)
(Your wish is granted! Muhahahahahahaaa!!! )
*A hail comes in from the Grand Vizier*
Hey, guys? Um, are you familiar with orcs?
See, we've got a bit of a problem on Faerun. The local leadership has a "no planetary bombardment" policy as a stipulation of them being part of the Regime. Unfortunately, a chap called Szass Tam just re-opened something called an Orcgate. About five million savage, reality-altering* religious fanatics are bearing down on the Regime's colonial government regional center in Agarlond. Help would be appreciated.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: *"reality-altering" is the Vizier's term for standard D&D magic. Read up a little on the Forgotten Realms campaign setting if you don't have any idea what's going on)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,432Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Waits for the door to close behind her before sitting next to him*
I think we're gonna have to do it soon before more insanity comes.
*Strides in dramatically, setting off intruder alarms, with new shiny sword and new orc-skull helm, plus new orc-skin tie incongruously worn with Grand Vizieratorial robes*
Hey, guys. Planning the wedding?
I know this 24-hour waffle house and licensed Church of Elvis in Las Vegas, best place for a quick wedding EVER.
Alternatively, there's Waterdeep. Biggest, safest city in Faerun, and the local mages will make the temple look like absolutely anything you want (or the city hall if you prefer an atheist wedding).
The Regime will foot the bill, of course.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,432Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Deadpan look*
Isn't that the same planet you said was currently under siege by MILLIONS of Orcs?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
(Your wish is granted! Muhahahahahahaaa!!!
*A hail comes in from the Grand Vizier*
Hey, guys? Um, are you familiar with orcs?
See, we've got a bit of a problem on Faerun. The local leadership has a "no planetary bombardment" policy as a stipulation of them being part of the Regime. Unfortunately, a chap called Szass Tam just re-opened something called an Orcgate. About five million savage, reality-altering* religious fanatics are bearing down on the Regime's colonial government regional center in Agarlond. Help would be appreciated.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: *"reality-altering" is the Vizier's term for standard D&D magic. Read up a little on the Forgotten Realms campaign setting if you don't have any idea what's going on)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
I think you're on your own on that one. Besides... Kinda have plans already and we're in a different universe entirely.
Just lure them into an area and let your own troops fight them. Throw in some tanks and you should be able to grind them down.
If not, you get killed and I become Grand Vizier. I don't see a problem here.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Looks at Ryan.*
And when did you get here?
I'm like a bad cold. I show up when I'm least expected and least wanted.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Sighs and shakes his head.*
...
What are you talking about?
Oh, by the way...
*Tosses Kuntel an old Austro-Hungarian coin.*
I figured your parents would appreciate an item of historical value from our reality.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Bites it and bends it in half.*
Not even made of real silver...
Oh dear, I think I broke Ryan...
Maybe we should go to lunch?
*Checks the time*
Maybe in a few. Still a bit early.
*Taps chin as he walks to her ready room.*
Nah, nah. You stay and do Captain-y things, I'll... read a book or something.
*Follows him into her ready room*
*Walks in and sits on the couch.*
someone's gonna get it! *in a sing-song voice*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I think we're gonna have to do it soon before more insanity comes.
*Throws his arm over her shoulders and get closer to her.*
And I'm wondering if this was what TRIBBLE was referring to...
Things have been getting hectic lately.
Hey, guys. Planning the wedding?
I know this 24-hour waffle house and licensed Church of Elvis in Las Vegas, best place for a quick wedding EVER.
Alternatively, there's Waterdeep. Biggest, safest city in Faerun, and the local mages will make the temple look like absolutely anything you want (or the city hall if you prefer an atheist wedding).
The Regime will foot the bill, of course.
Hail Ba'al!
Isn't that the same planet you said was currently under siege by MILLIONS of Orcs?
ya have to, since he's both your boss
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Orcs dead. We brought 15 million Jaffa in riot gear. I killed Supreme Warlord Gob-Jna myself.
It was fun.
Anyway, want the Regime to pay for your wedding? Also, Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!