A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*the gigantic ship bursts out of hyperspace as safety protocols trigger on ra's death, thousands of escape pods ejecting a few minutes later, along with an assault shuttle carrying o'neill and team, the ship now able to be tracked by regime forces due to being in normal space*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The Oppressive Might of Ra is instantly sucked into a titanic new black hole in the middle of intersystem space. The enemy fleet is forced out of hyperspace around it, just as the Regime fleet arrives a safe distance from the gravity well*
*The Inevitable Doom fires its gun, and the Higgs fields in the area surrounding the black hole instantly denature, causing all matter in the enemy fleet and in the black hole to be immediately converted to subatomic plasma*
*The Oppressive Might of Ra is instantly sucked into a titanic new black hole in the middle of intersystem space. The enemy fleet is forced out of hyperspace around it, just as the Regime fleet arrives a safe distance from the gravity well*
*The Inevitable Doom fires its gun, and the Higgs fields in the area surrounding the black hole instantly denature, causing all matter in the enemy fleet and in the black hole to be immediately converted to subatomic plasma*
*10 minutes later, the charges and antimatter bomb all explode, tearing the ship apart as its SI field catastrophically fails and flinging ha'tak-sized debris in all directions before the power core implodes, collapsing into a black hole that begins pulling everything within its gravity well back toward the singularity*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
*Follows Kuntel*
*Gets into a lift, holding the door for her.*
You guys coming?
let's speed this up, please...the charges i set were time-delayed, not remote-trigger
we've got less than 15 minutes before they detonate, so no fancy stuff - kill the TRIBBLE and get the f*ck out
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*The door opens, showing an incredibly old man, who then stares at them.*
Ra: Wha-
*Incinerates him.*
Me: There, let's leave.
*Nearly collapses.*
That was... rather anticlimactic...
Rose starts her spell make sure shes got everyone close together
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Looks at the others.*
We have freed you from your oppression! Celebrate quickly and get off the ship! Spread the word to others!
*The Trill looks around, yell excitedly for a second, then get into escape pods, also running through the ship.*
There. Now get us out of here!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The ship shuts down. As in, in safe precaustions.*
(Next thing they see isn't the Lexington sickbay, but a rather unkept quarters on board a Federation starship)
"Opps, my quarters. Sorry" as Rose falls on to her knees.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Looks at Kuntel*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
*insert doomsday toy here*
"Rose to Doc, might want to get a team up to my quarters. There is some people here tired and singed."
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*The Oppressive Might of Ra is instantly sucked into a titanic new black hole in the middle of intersystem space. The enemy fleet is forced out of hyperspace around it, just as the Regime fleet arrives a safe distance from the gravity well*
GV: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Inevitable Doom fires its gun, and the Higgs fields in the area surrounding the black hole instantly denature, causing all matter in the enemy fleet and in the black hole to be immediately converted to subatomic plasma*
Woohoo! Another glorious victory for the Regime!
Now somebody get my flagship fixed!
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Off to bed, night all!)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
OOC: Those were innocents....
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Jade is to busy being kissed to say anything to them*
*Separates from her.*
So, what do you want to do now?
*Smiles.*
"Hey, Shadow don;t leave just yet?"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.