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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    .... Can I please kill him now? Or at least melt the trinium on his bones?

    *Glares at Worffan.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Could just hand him over to Dr. Reynolds again...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Expecting to hunt snipes this weekend, Doc?" asks Rose.

    "I thought you'd want to make sure that everything medically checks out on me. Also, I have a question, do you know anything about the XO working with my counterpart?"
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Wish I had a glove to snap.

    *Smiles.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Could just hand him over to Dr. Reynolds again...

    *shudders*

    I'm out of here. Have some Cookies of Ba'al (tm) on me!

    Hail Ba'al!

    *beams out*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Reynolds: No... just a holdout from my mercenary days. Taking care of your equipment was the best way to save your TRIBBLE. Go into battle with mangled gear, you're asking to get killed.
    *sets her rifle down and stands up*
    I don't know anything about your counterpart's crew. I just know who your counterpart is because that's who our computer identified you as.
    *pulls out a medical tricorder*
    ***
    Well... that worked...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Thank god...

    *Sighs and looks around.*

    Maybe we should get up now...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Probably a good idea... Gotta let your parents know we're alright...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Yeah... then we have to set up the wedding, call your parents, get the band together...

    *Sighs.*

    Why is getting married so hard!?

    *Flops onto his back.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Probably worse for us because of our day jobs...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Do we need to just take leave from everything for a month and get everything planned?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    We tried that. Remember what happened? Planet was attacked, Omega crisis...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    We tried that. Remember what happened? Planet was attacked, Omega crisis...

    We can always try again...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    True...
    *Thinks for a moment before reaching for her clothes*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Sighs and stands up, walking toward a dresser and taking out his own.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Gets dressed and checks in with the Bridge*
    *Nothing major other than Tala deciding to try and find a way to remodulate the shields to counter Ba'al Transporters*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    ... Well... let's get some shore leave, cher.

    *Gets dressed and hugs her, smiling.*

    It'll be fun!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Gets dressed and checks in with the Bridge*
    *Nothing major other than Tala deciding to try and find a way to remodulate the shields to counter Ba'al Transporters*

    *Jade disappears in a transporter, leaving a PADD in her place*

    (OOC: Bear with me guys, this should be fun)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Grits teeth and picks up the PADD. It starts smoking in his hands until he calms down.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Grits teeth and picks up the PADD. It starts smoking in his hands until he calms down.*

    *The PADD has one message written on it*

    Message: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! YOUR PATHETIC STARSHIP WAS NOTHING BEFORE THE GLORIOUS MIGHT OF SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Deadpan look while still pulling on her uniform shirt*
    I swear... if this is another kidnapping... I am going to flatten the perp...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *The PADD has one message written on it*

    Message: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! YOUR PATHETIC STARSHIP WAS NOTHING BEFORE THE GLORIOUS MIGHT OF SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ...

    *Tilts head.*

    Undine or Iconian... hmm...

    *Turns, and disassembles his atoms, then reassembles them in front of Worffan. Puts PADD in Worffan's face.*

    Know this guy?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Deadpan look while still pulling on her uniform shirt*
    I swear... if this is another kidnapping... I am going to flatten the perp...

    *Elachi fleet minions scuttle around her. Something tall, slender, and evil chuckles from the shadows in front of her*

    Shadowy shape: Bwahahahahahahaaa!!! I am Supreme High Lord Inevitably-Fated-for-Greatness! You have foiled my plans for the last time, puny servitor!

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    ...

    *Tilts head.*

    Undine or Iconian... hmm...

    *Turns, and disassembles his atoms, then reassembles them in front of Worffan. Puts PADD in his face.*

    Know this guy?

    *looks up from dissecting System Lord Moloc, who is currently alive. Don't ask.*

    Oh, hey Kuntel.

    Looks like an Iconian I ran into once in Jade's universe.

    He was a d*ck.

    Lemme finish up with this kid-killing jerk and I'll bring the fleet.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Blinks*
    Excuse me?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *looks up from dissecting System Lord Moloc, who is currently alive. Don't ask.*

    Oh, hey Kuntel.

    Looks like an Iconian I ran into once in Jade's universe.

    He was a d*ck.

    Lemme finish up with this kid-killing jerk and I'll bring the fleet.

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Rolls eyes and disintegrates Moloc.*

    There, now move. Before I freeze you solid.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Blinks*
    Excuse me?
    SHLIFFG: YOU HAVE FOILED OUR PLANS FOR THE LAST TIME, PATHETIC SERVITOR! DEFEATING THE UNDINE, STOPPING OUR SERVITORS IN THE SPHERES, BEATING BACK OUR PAWNS IN THE DELTA QUADRANT--IT ENDS HERE!!! LOOK UPON ME, AND TREMBLE!!!!!

    *he steps out, revealing himself as a tall, large-headed, slender being with an ugly little mustachio-like strip of chitin on his face*

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Rolls eyes and disintegrates Moloc.*

    There, now move. Before I freeze you solid.

    Dude! I was almost done!

    I'd been keeping that guy alive for a whole month of constant, intense pain! And you just ruined the finale!

    Bah. Whatever. MINIONS!!! GET MY FLEET READY!!!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *The PADD has one message written on it*

    Message: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! YOUR PATHETIC STARSHIP WAS NOTHING BEFORE THE GLORIOUS MIGHT OF SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OOC: Oh God, not this guy...

    *Facepalm.*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    SHLIFFG: YOU HAVE FOILED OUR PLANS FOR THE LAST TIME, PATHETIC SERVITOR! DEFEATING THE UNDINE, STOPPING OUR SERVITORS IN THE SPHERES, BEATING BACK OUR PAWNS IN THE DELTA QUADRANT--IT ENDS HERE!!! LOOK UPON ME, AND TREMBLE!!!!!

    *he steps out, revealing himself as a tall, large-headed, slender being with an ugly little mustachio-like strip of chitin on his face*

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Dude! I was almost done!

    I'd been keeping that guy alive for a whole month of constant, intense pain! And you just ruined the finale!

    Bah. Whatever. MINIONS!!! GET MY FLEET READY!!!

    Hail Ba'al!

    Just a forewarning, I want to personally rip this guys intestines from his stomach and feed them to him.

    *Says this calmly... too calmly. Instead of the usual fire, he starts emitting a complete freezing aura.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,432 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Um... who are you?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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