Just a forewarning, I want to personally rip this guys intestines from his stomach and feed them to him.
*Says this calmly... too calmly. Instead of the usual fire, he starts emitting a complete freezing aura.*
He's an Iconian. Not sure if he has intestines.
The Superior Force is being rebuilt, we're taking a strike group with my stealth ship, the Lucid Dream. I'll have ten thousand Extreme Prejudice-class command carriers on standby.
SHLIFFG: YOU HAVE FOILED OUR PLANS FOR THE LAST TIME, PATHETIC SERVITOR! DEFEATING THE UNDINE, STOPPING OUR SERVITORS IN THE SPHERES, BEATING BACK OUR PAWNS IN THE DELTA QUADRANT--IT ENDS HERE!!! LOOK UPON ME, AND TREMBLE!!!!!
*he steps out, revealing himself as a tall, large-headed, slender being with an ugly little mustachio-like strip of chitin on his face*
SHLIFFG: Ahahahahhahahahahaaahahahhahahaa!!!!! PUNY AND INSIGNIFICANT SERVITOR BEING!!! I AM SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS OF THE INEVITABLY VICTORIOUS ICONIAN EMPIRE OF UNSTOPPABLE AND INDOMITABLE POWER!!! YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME POWAH!!! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!! LOOK UPON ME, AND TREMBLE!!!!!
The Superior Force is being rebuilt, we're taking a strike group with my stealth ship, the Lucid Dream. I'll have ten thousand Extreme Prejudice-class command carriers on standby.
Lemme guess, the D-bag kidnapped Jade?
*Kuntel and the Grand Vizier are beamed up*
Hail Ba'al!
Yes, he did.
*Walks over and stands in front of a window, looking a lot like Revan...*
I will personally destroy him... and his entire race if I have to.
Ahahahahhahahahahaaahahahhahahaa!!!!! Puny And Insignificant Servitor Being!!! I Am Supreme High Lord Inevitably-fated-for-greatness Of The Inevitably Victorious Iconian Empire Of Unstoppable And Indomitable Power!!! You Will Kneel Before My Awesome Powah!!! kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll!!!!! Look Upon Me, And Tremble!!!!!
(OOC: Let's see, evil laugh? Check. Pathetically egotistical claims of superiority? Check. Gratuitously long title? Check. Delusions of grandeur? Check. Obligatory 'Kneel before Zod!' meme? Check. Needless second bout of evil laughter? Check.
Now all we need is for him to tell Jade his entire evil plot in full detail and he's a fully stereotypical villain! :P)
SHLIFFG: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Your pathetic attempt to engender fear in my glorious self is fruitless, puny servitor!
I shall wrench every secret of Starfleet and the universes you have encountered from your primitive brain, and I shall make an army! An unstoppably powerful army of glorious vengeance! And then, I shall sweep your pathetic Federation aside like the ants they are, and do the same to the disgusting Regime of Ba'al and the loathsome AHE!!!!! ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME POWAH!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! KNEEL BEFORE SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS!!!! I SHALL CRUSH YOU UNDERFOOT, PUNY LESSER BEING!!!
Minions, fire the superlaser, breach that Iconian Boss Ship's armor!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Fighter takes off, indeed flying straight into the ships bridge. Hops out, unfazed by the vacuum because of the suit he put on. Walks into the ship, and takes off the suit. Looks for the nearest living thing.*
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*Fighter takes off, indeed flying straight into the ships bridge. Hops out, unfazed by the vacuum because of the suit he put on. Walks into the ship, and takes off the suit. Looks for the nearest living thing.*
*Jade is throwing hammers at a maniacally-laughing SHLIFFG, who is swatting them aside with telekinesis as he moves for the werefox Trill. A dozen Elachi see Kuntel and shoot him immediately with disruptors*
*Raises a wall of ice, the disruptor fire hitting it as it shatters. Walks towards the Elachi menacingly... he has a very good impression of Teal'c's death stare on his face.*
Leave... or be completely and utterly destroyed.
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*Raises a wall of ice, the disruptor fire hitting it as it shatters. Walks towards the Elachi menacingly... he has a very good impression of Teal'c's death stare on his face.*
YOUR PUNY SERVITOR BODY IS NO MATCH FOR MY GLORIOUS MIGHT!!! I SHALL MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL PLEASURE SLAVE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOUR PATHETIC MIND!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*On the Lucid Dream*
GV: Beam me and my personal guard over there, then call Ryan and tell him to get here with the fleet.
This f*cker's going DOWN!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
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YOUR PUNY SERVITOR BODY IS NO MATCH FOR MY GLORIOUS MIGHT!!! I SHALL MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL PLEASURE SLAVE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOUR PATHETIC MIND!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*On the Lucid Dream*
GV: Beam me and my personal guard over there, then call Ryan and tell him to get here with the fleet.
This f*cker's going DOWN!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*After hearing the idiots 'pleasure slave' thing, fires a bolt of lighting at him. Then the Elachi start slowly freezing from the feet up.*
*After hearing the idiots 'pleasure slave' thing, fires a bolt of lighting at him. Then the Elachi start slowly freezing from the feet up.*
*SHLIFFG screams as the electricity arcs through him. Then he flicks his wrist at Kuntel, liquefying the Prince's legs instantly. Unfortunately, the pain disrupted his telekinetic lock on Jade...and he forgot to reestablish it*
SHLIFFG: YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY GLORIOUS MIGHT!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA!!!!!
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*Tackles the evil one and gets him into a headlock*
Bite me.
YOUR PUNY SERVITOR BODY IS NO MATCH FOR MY GLORIOUS MIGHT!!! I SHALL MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL PLEASURE SLAVE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOUR PATHETIC MIND!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*On the Lucid Dream*
GV: Beam me and my personal guard over there, then call Ryan and tell him to get here with the fleet.
This f*cker's going DOWN!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Gets the message.*
Finally! Initiate EW Protocol Imperial 4! Attack Pattern Nelson!
*SHLIFFG's ship is suddenly bombarded with 'Rule, Britannia!' over the speakers as the fleet comes in firing.*
*Grits teeth in pain, then freezes the bones in his legs so that they function. The Elachi slaves freeze completely then shatter, leaving nothing but snow left. Turns full attention to Idiot.*
Telekinesis is such a stupid power. People think they're invincible when they have it...
*A dog somehow forms next to him, and another, and another, until an entire pack of wolves form and attack Idiot.*
I am NOT a servitor!
*Tries to squeeze with her headlock*
*SHLIFFG throws Jade off with a powerful telekinetic blast, holding her in a twisted and painful position in the air. Unfortunately, he forgot about Kuntel*
PUNY SERVITOR!!!!! I SHALL MELT THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, LIQUEFY YOUR SKIN, AND DISSOLVE YOUR VERY BEING!!! THEN I SHALL REASSEMBLE YOU AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! YOU WILL KNOW AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!!!!!
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He's an Iconian. Not sure if he has intestines.
The Superior Force is being rebuilt, we're taking a strike group with my stealth ship, the Lucid Dream. I'll have ten thousand Extreme Prejudice-class command carriers on standby.
Lemme guess, the D-bag kidnapped Jade?
*Kuntel and the Grand Vizier are beamed up*
Hail Ba'al!
*'Rule, Britannia' is blasted over the comms of the fleet as the Elizabeth Gloriana joins the formation.*
Right, boys and girls! Who wants to go kick some stereotypically villainous gluteus maximus?!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
SHLIFFG: Ahahahahhahahahahaaahahahhahahaa!!!!! PUNY AND INSIGNIFICANT SERVITOR BEING!!! I AM SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS OF THE INEVITABLY VICTORIOUS ICONIAN EMPIRE OF UNSTOPPABLE AND INDOMITABLE POWER!!! YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME POWAH!!! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!! LOOK UPON ME, AND TREMBLE!!!!!
BwahahahahahhahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahhahahaAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, he did.
*Walks over and stands in front of a window, looking a lot like Revan...*
I will personally destroy him... and his entire race if I have to.
(OOC: Let's see, evil laugh? Check. Pathetically egotistical claims of superiority? Check. Gratuitously long title? Check. Delusions of grandeur? Check. Obligatory 'Kneel before Zod!' meme? Check. Needless second bout of evil laughter? Check.
Now all we need is for him to tell Jade his entire evil plot in full detail and he's a fully stereotypical villain! :P)
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*swats Jade sideways like a fly with his telekinesis* Let's DO this, then! All sensors active! Find SHLIFFG's command ship and take it!
Ryan, you're in charge of the fleet. When--not if, when--we need you, I'll call so you can bring on the hurt.
Hail Ba'al!
*Eyes widen slightly in anger, feeling the telekinesis hit Jade through some... connection. He points in a direction.*
That way.
Minions, that way, full hyperdrive!
TIME TO BRING ON THE HURT!!!!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
SHLIFFG: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! Your pathetic attempt to engender fear in my glorious self is fruitless, puny servitor!
I shall wrench every secret of Starfleet and the universes you have encountered from your primitive brain, and I shall make an army! An unstoppably powerful army of glorious vengeance! And then, I shall sweep your pathetic Federation aside like the ants they are, and do the same to the disgusting Regime of Ba'al and the loathsome AHE!!!!! ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME POWAH!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! KNEEL BEFORE SUPREME HIGH LORD INEVITABLY-FATED-FOR-GREATNESS!!!! I SHALL CRUSH YOU UNDERFOOT, PUNY LESSER BEING!!!
(OOC: There, Ryan.
*Turns slowly and walks past Worffan.*
I will be taking a fighter straight into that f*ckers bridge. If you excuse me...
*Gets into the cockpit as they come out of hyperspace next to the idiots Flagship.*
Minions, fire the superlaser, breach that Iconian Boss Ship's armor!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Fighter takes off, indeed flying straight into the ships bridge. Hops out, unfazed by the vacuum because of the suit he put on. Walks into the ship, and takes off the suit. Looks for the nearest living thing.*
*Jade is throwing hammers at a maniacally-laughing SHLIFFG, who is swatting them aside with telekinesis as he moves for the werefox Trill. A dozen Elachi see Kuntel and shoot him immediately with disruptors*
SHLIFFG: AHAHAHAHA!!!!! BOW BEFORE ME, WORM!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Leave... or be completely and utterly destroyed.
SHLIFFG: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*forces Jade to bow with telekinesis*
YOUR PUNY SERVITOR BODY IS NO MATCH FOR MY GLORIOUS MIGHT!!! I SHALL MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL PLEASURE SLAVE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOUR PATHETIC MIND!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*On the Lucid Dream*
GV: Beam me and my personal guard over there, then call Ryan and tell him to get here with the fleet.
This f*cker's going DOWN!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
*After hearing the idiots 'pleasure slave' thing, fires a bolt of lighting at him. Then the Elachi start slowly freezing from the feet up.*
SHLIFFG: MY MUSTACHIO!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR...
*SHLIFFG screams as the electricity arcs through him. Then he flicks his wrist at Kuntel, liquefying the Prince's legs instantly. Unfortunately, the pain disrupted his telekinetic lock on Jade...and he forgot to reestablish it*
SHLIFFG: YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY GLORIOUS MIGHT!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA!!!!!
Bite me.
*Gets the message.*
Finally! Initiate EW Protocol Imperial 4! Attack Pattern Nelson!
*SHLIFFG's ship is suddenly bombarded with 'Rule, Britannia!' over the speakers as the fleet comes in firing.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Telekinesis is such a stupid power. People think they're invincible when they have it...
*A dog somehow forms next to him, and another, and another, until an entire pack of wolves form and attack Idiot.*
GV: Keep up that fire! Keep those shields down, we need to be able to beam them back easily!
Hail Ba'al!
*Tries to squeeze with her headlock*
*The dogs start ripping at SHLIFFG's massive form.*
*SHLIFFG throws Jade off with a powerful telekinetic blast, holding her in a twisted and painful position in the air. Unfortunately, he forgot about Kuntel*
PUNY SERVITOR!!!!! I SHALL MELT THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, LIQUEFY YOUR SKIN, AND DISSOLVE YOUR VERY BEING!!! THEN I SHALL REASSEMBLE YOU AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! YOU WILL KNOW AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!