*The enemy force, predicting the maneuver (As Teal'c is the same as his counter-part) follow Teal'c, leaving the entire ordinance to detonate in silence.*
Teal'c: Do you think me an idiot? If you do, then you have a very low self-image...
*They engage, as well as the Oppressive Might of Ra.*
Regular Teal'c: Jaffa, kree! O'Neill, lead your team and rescue the Captain and her fiancee! The Glorious Legions of Ba'al will be here soon with their backup fleet, and the Unbeatable Marines of the Glorious Sovereign. A thousand more ships should turn the tide of battle in our favor.
Regular Teal'c: Jaffa, kree! O'Neill, lead your team and rescue the Captain and her fiancee! The Glorious Legions of Ba'al will be here soon with their backup fleet, and the Unbeatable Marines of the Glorious Sovereign. A thousand more ships should turn the tide of battle in our favor.
Hail Ba'al!
Trill Teal'c: Thousand? We have home court advantage friend... we have three fleets of equal might just in the systems directly neighboring us...
no, and i don't want to...just keep the fleet distracted long enough for me to get to the system, sneak aboard ra's huge **** he's showing to the entire universe and rescue jade and kuntel
AND DON'T BLOW IT UP WITH ME ONBOARD!
*deactivates the comm and apparates to his ship, leaving tala behind with a WTF look on her face*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,552Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Starts pacing in the cell*
I got nothing...
***
Tala: *WTF look*
no, and i don't want to...just keep the fleet distracted long enough for me to get to the system, sneak aboard ra's huge **** he's showing to the entire universe and rescue jade and kuntel
AND DON'T BLOW IT UP WITH ME ONBOARD!
*deactivates the comm and apparates to his ship, leaving tala behind with a WTF look on her face*
As you wish.
Minions, make ready the Inevitable Doom. And get the shipyards ready to fix the Superior Force, too.
Hail Ba'al!
Minion: Universe transfer successful, Grand Vizier. Approaching Black Ops Station One.
GV: Excellent. Put it on the viewscreen.
*the viewscreen flickers on, showing the giant installation in the middle of a black hole cluster...and a sleek, ha'tak-sized starship that is literally a massive gun with a cockpit and engines strapped on*
(Um...Teal'c stopped the bad guys from doing that by crashing the Force into the Ra, cracking its hull and sending the projectile off-target. The sheer magnitude of force probably damaged the firing tube of the Ra enough to prevent it shooting, as well.)
*the night's embrace exits hyperspace under cloak and moves towards the opprressive might of ra, the lycan apparating onto the ship, also stealthed, as soon as the two ships are close enough*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Minions, make ready the Inevitable Doom. And get the shipyards ready to fix the Superior Force, too.
Hail Ba'al!
Minion: Universe transfer successful, Grand Vizier. Approaching Black Ops Station One.
GV: Excellent. Put it on the viewscreen.
*the viewscreen flickers on, showing the giant installation in the middle of a black hole cluster...and a sleek, ha'tak-sized starship that is literally a massive gun with a cockpit and engines strapped on*
Hello, my lovely little engine of destruction.
Hail Ba'al!
Teal'c: Indeed. But we have three million ships that will enter this universe in this system in under five minutes.
Hail Ba'al.
Teal'c: Well... that is a significant overcompensation.
*He looks toward his subordinate.*
Teal'c: Is that how it used to be before Ra destroyed Ba'al?
(Um...Teal'c stopped the bad guys from doing that by crashing the Force into the Ra, cracking its hull and sending the projectile off-target. The sheer magnitude of force probably damaged the firing tube of the Ra enough to prevent it shooting, as well.)
OOC:... My universe, can I at least say who dies in massive amounts?
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,552Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Faces the door and tries to summon a hammer like she did on worffan*
Teal'c: Well... that is a significant overcompensation.
*He looks toward his subordinate.*
Teal'c: Is that how it used to be before Ra destroyed Ba'al?
Subordinate: Indeed sir.
Teal'c: Interesting. Retreat.
*The entire enemy force pulls back.*
Regular Teal'c: Get that flagship.
*Eighteen thousand tractor beams snare the Ra as laser fire destabilizes the hyperspace window as it forms.*
Dishonorable counterpart, we are more powerful, more numerous, and more capable than your puny organization can ever hope to be. Even now, the Grand Vizier brings our ultimate weapon, developed in secret for just such a day. While your pale shadow of our Superior Force was clearly new before I rammed our flagship into it, we have had our version for months.
And we did not stop with just one overpowered flagship.
*the viewscreen flickers on, showing the giant installation in the middle of a black hole cluster...and a sleek, ha'tak-sized starship that is literally a massive gun with a cockpit and engines strapped on*
Hello, my lovely little engine of destruction.
Hail Ba'al!
(you know, i've only heard of two black hole clusters in over 15 years of sci-fi involvement - the maw in Star Wars and balcora in Homeworld 2 (though, balcora is a cluster of supermassive black holes at the center of their galaxy, not normal black holes)...so which one is this, or did you make up an entirely new one?)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
OOC:... My universe, can I at least say who dies in massive amounts?
(OOC: If that floats your boat--the Vizier's gonna want to call the Doctor and use the Time Jumper, though.
Say that the projectile barely hit, and the shockwave cooked the inhabited planets but did not quite penetrate the shields and hulls of the starships?)
(you know, i've only heard of two black hole clusters in over 15 years of sci-fi involvement - the maw in Star Wars and balcora in Homeworld 2 (though, balcora is a cluster of supermassive black holes at the center of their galaxy, not normal black holes)...so which one is this, or did you make up an entirely new one?)
(Call it the one where they made the Death Star; it's not in the Milky Way)
*Eighteen thousand tractor beams snare the Ra as laser fire destabilizes the hyperspace window as it forms.*
Dishonorable counterpart, we are more powerful, more numerous, and more capable than your puny organization can ever hope to be. Even now, the Grand Vizier brings our ultimate weapon, developed in secret for just such a day. While your pale shadow of our Superior Force was clearly new before I rammed our flagship into it, we have had our version for months.
And we did not stop with just one overpowered flagship.
Hail Ba'al.
*He shakes his head.*
Teal'c: You will realize that honour is absolutely unnecessary when your family dies, friend...
*The Oppressive, using it's new portal tech, creates one and moves it over the entire fleet, and they disappear.*
(OOC: If that floats your boat--the Vizier's gonna want to call the Doctor and use the Time Jumper, though.
Say that the projectile barely hit, and the shockwave cooked the inhabited planets but did not quite penetrate the shields and hulls of the starships?)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Teal'c: You will realize that honour is absolutely unnecessary when your family dies, friend...
*The Oppressive, using it's new portal tech, creates one and moves it over the entire fleet, and they disappear.*
Teal'c: Remain in contact with High General O'Neill. Does he have the escape hatch and the anti-plutonium bomb?
Minion: Yes, Grand Vizier, and he is still in contact with the Grand Vizier Worffan101.
O'Neill reports that he has located Jade and Kuntel and is preparing for extraction. They have not been able to ascertain the physical condition of the VIPs, but neither have they been detected.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,552Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Starts pacing again*
There's gotta be something we can do...
Teal'c: Remain in contact with High General O'Neill. Does he have the escape hatch and the anti-plutonium bomb?
Minion: Yes, Grand Vizier, and he is still in contact with the Grand Vizier Worffan101.
O'Neill reports that he has located Jade and Kuntel and is preparing for extraction. They have not been able to ascertain the physical condition of the VIPs, but neither have they been detected.
Hail Ba'al!
*The hallways are suspisciously empty where O'Neil is...*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,552Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Swears under her breath*
If I had my Tricorder or even a phaser...
(OOC: My plan is for O'Neill to meet up with Jade and Kuntel as they're doing their dramatic escape, drop a few remarks about the hamminess of the Vizier, set the superbomb, and escape as the fleet and the Inevitable Doom show up and blast it to little cinders. )
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That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Regular Teal'c: Jaffa, kree! O'Neill, lead your team and rescue the Captain and her fiancee! The Glorious Legions of Ba'al will be here soon with their backup fleet, and the Unbeatable Marines of the Glorious Sovereign. A thousand more ships should turn the tide of battle in our favor.
Hail Ba'al!
Trill Teal'c: Thousand? We have home court advantage friend... we have three fleets of equal might just in the systems directly neighboring us...
*He smiles, but in typical Teal'c fashion.*
no, and i don't want to...just keep the fleet distracted long enough for me to get to the system, sneak aboard ra's huge **** he's showing to the entire universe and rescue jade and kuntel
AND DON'T BLOW IT UP WITH ME ONBOARD!
*deactivates the comm and apparates to his ship, leaving tala behind with a WTF look on her face*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I got nothing...
***
Tala: *WTF look*
Minions, make ready the Inevitable Doom. And get the shipyards ready to fix the Superior Force, too.
Hail Ba'al!
Minion: Universe transfer successful, Grand Vizier. Approaching Black Ops Station One.
GV: Excellent. Put it on the viewscreen.
*the viewscreen flickers on, showing the giant installation in the middle of a black hole cluster...and a sleek, ha'tak-sized starship that is literally a massive gun with a cockpit and engines strapped on*
Hello, my lovely little engine of destruction.
Hail Ba'al!
Teal'c: Indeed. But we have three million ships that will enter this universe in this system in under five minutes.
Hail Ba'al.
.... So many people... dead...
*Heat starts emitting from body.*
(Um...Teal'c stopped the bad guys from doing that by crashing the Force into the Ra, cracking its hull and sending the projectile off-target. The sheer magnitude of force probably damaged the firing tube of the Ra enough to prevent it shooting, as well.)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Teal'c: Well... that is a significant overcompensation.
*He looks toward his subordinate.*
Teal'c: Is that how it used to be before Ra destroyed Ba'al?
Subordinate: Indeed sir.
Teal'c: Interesting. Retreat.
*The entire enemy force pulls back. And leaves.*
OOC:... My universe, can I at least say who dies in massive amounts?
*Nothing happens*
Figures... I actually try and it doesn't work.
Regular Teal'c: Get that flagship.
*Eighteen thousand tractor beams snare the Ra as laser fire destabilizes the hyperspace window as it forms.*
Dishonorable counterpart, we are more powerful, more numerous, and more capable than your puny organization can ever hope to be. Even now, the Grand Vizier brings our ultimate weapon, developed in secret for just such a day. While your pale shadow of our Superior Force was clearly new before I rammed our flagship into it, we have had our version for months.
And we did not stop with just one overpowered flagship.
Hail Ba'al.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: If that floats your boat--the Vizier's gonna want to call the Doctor and use the Time Jumper, though.
Say that the projectile barely hit, and the shockwave cooked the inhabited planets but did not quite penetrate the shields and hulls of the starships?)
(she tries to reach out mystically with Kuntel to what is wrong.)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(Call it the one where they made the Death Star; it's not in the Milky Way)
*He shakes his head.*
Teal'c: You will realize that honour is absolutely unnecessary when your family dies, friend...
*The Oppressive, using it's new portal tech, creates one and moves it over the entire fleet, and they disappear.*
OOC: Sure.
*She feels only complete and utter blind rage.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Teal'c: Remain in contact with High General O'Neill. Does he have the escape hatch and the anti-plutonium bomb?
Minion: Yes, Grand Vizier, and he is still in contact with the Grand Vizier Worffan101.
O'Neill reports that he has located Jade and Kuntel and is preparing for extraction. They have not been able to ascertain the physical condition of the VIPs, but neither have they been detected.
Hail Ba'al!
There's gotta be something we can do...
*The hallways are suspisciously empty where O'Neil is...*
If I had my Tricorder or even a phaser...
*Stands, and looks at the gate. Then walks toward it calmly.*
Guard: Oh, what's Princey boy gonna do now?
Me: This...
*Tilts head and the door melts to liquid, then freezes over just as fast. Then the Guard disintegrates.*
Me: Now to kill everyone on this god forsaken ship...
(OOC: My plan is for O'Neill to meet up with Jade and Kuntel as they're doing their dramatic escape, drop a few remarks about the hamminess of the Vizier, set the superbomb, and escape as the fleet and the Inevitable Doom show up and blast it to little cinders. )
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Um... Kuntel? You feeling alright?
*She sees the scene as described above.*