well, according to him... vegetarian tacos; grilled tofu, no beans, and a metric buttload of cheese and guacamole loaded with enough california reapers to make it so hot it melts plates
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,554Community Moderator
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
MINION!!! GET THE MANAGER AND TELL HIM THAT HE HAS FULL RIGHT OF REQUISITION WITH THE GLORIOUS REGIME OF SOVEREIGN BA'AL'S FOOD AND SPICE SUPPLIERS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY WITH NO EXPIRY DATE!!!
*takes another bite, swallows, shrieks in agony, and guzzles more milk.*
OOC: This Austria is the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and the last currency they used was the Krone, or kronen. It's subunit was the heller, wich was the krone's penny if it was a dollar.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,554Community Moderator
edited September 2014
You'll torture yourself with a nuclear taco, but you won't study diplomacy?
*I take the plate from Worffan and toss it in a biohazard container.*
I'm getting rid of this thing before someone gets hurt or you mutate!
*snarfles last half of the taco in one epic bite just before Ryan throws away the corroded remains of the plate*
*swallows*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthat's a f*cking AWESOME taco!!!!!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,554Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Looks over at Maria*
Remember what I said about enhanced sense of smell not always being a perk?
*Points at worffan*
His food proved my point. I need air.
*Gets up and goes outside*
*Looks over at Maria*
Remember what I said about enhanced sense of smell not always being a perk?
*Points at worffan*
His food proved my point. I need air.
*Gets up and goes outside*
*Sees me on the ground and the Vet's calling someone on a phone.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,554Community Moderator
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*hastily throws up a shield and apparates out, reappearing behind one of the assailants, drop kicking him between the legs before grabbing him and throwing him into another one*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*hastily throws up a shield and apparates out, reappearing behind one of the assailants, drop kicking him between the legs before grabbing him and throwing him into another one*
JADE, FIND COVER NOW!
*Jade is knoacked out and a portal opens.*
Vet: Bye bye...
*They walk through the portal with Jade and I and it then closes.*
*Grand Vizier leaves an emerald worth about three million dollars in place of a check.*
Keep the change!
Your Majesty, shall i walk you home?
*into comm bracelet*
Grand Vizier to First Prime Teal'c, I need six elite shock troopers in full combat gear to guard myself and a VIP of an allied state on our way back to the Kaiser's palace. Beam 'em down in the street outside the restaurant I'm in.
*types up a quick message about the kidnapping on a PADD and drops it on the ground for worffan to find, then forces the portal open again and dives through*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*types up a quick message about the kidnapping on a PADD and drops it on the ground for worffan to find, then forces the portal open again and dives through*
*The techie behind the portal smiles.*
Techie: Got you, b*tch...
*He manipulates it in a way magic could never had in any and Shadow is dropped into the Marianas Trench.*
*shoots out of the portal deep in the pacific ocean, the pressure starting to crush the lycan before he channels a field of energy around himself to counter it, then apparates out and back onto dry land, spitting and hacking up several pints of salt water*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,554Community Moderator
*shoots out of the portal deep in the pacific ocean, the pressure starting to crush the lycan before he channels a field of energy around himself to counter it, then apparates out and back onto dry land, spitting and hacking up several pints of salt water*
*A fisher man looks at the lycan, shrugs, then continues fishing.*
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Blinks*
What?
come on...let's go before he melts the entire building
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I'm disposing of this thing properly.
*Opens a hand towards Jade.*
Your phaser, please?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
IT'S DELICIOUS!!!
MINION!!! GET THE MANAGER AND TELL HIM THAT HE HAS FULL RIGHT OF REQUISITION WITH THE GLORIOUS REGIME OF SOVEREIGN BA'AL'S FOOD AND SPICE SUPPLIERS, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY WITH NO EXPIRY DATE!!!
*takes another bite, swallows, shrieks in agony, and guzzles more milk.*
By Ba'al that's good!
Hail Ba'al!
OOC: It's a krone, actually.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Hail Ba'al!
OOC: This Austria is the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and the last currency they used was the Krone, or kronen. It's subunit was the heller, wich was the krone's penny if it was a dollar.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
S'a GOOD taco.
*takes another bite, swallows, whimpers in pain, guzzles milk*
Hail Ba'al!
I'm getting rid of this thing before someone gets hurt or you mutate!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*snarfles last half of the taco in one epic bite just before Ryan throws away the corroded remains of the plate*
*swallows*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthat's a f*cking AWESOME taco!!!!!
*guzzles milk*
Hail Ba'al!
i'll say again - he's insane...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Remember what I said about enhanced sense of smell not always being a perk?
*Points at worffan*
His food proved my point. I need air.
*Gets up and goes outside*
*Sees me on the ground and the Vet's calling someone on a phone.*
*Approaches*
What's going on?
*One pulls a gun out and points it at her.*
*This is when she notices that the street is empty of people...*
he fell over drunk, didn't he?
*notices the guns and stops short*
oh...TRIBBLE
*paw starts inching to pants*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*They pull out tranqs and fire a couple hundred in Shadow... of horse tranq strength.*
JADE, FIND COVER NOW!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Jade is knoacked out and a portal opens.*
Vet: Bye bye...
*They walk through the portal with Jade and I and it then closes.*
Keep the change!
Your Majesty, shall i walk you home?
*into comm bracelet*
Grand Vizier to First Prime Teal'c, I need six elite shock troopers in full combat gear to guard myself and a VIP of an allied state on our way back to the Kaiser's palace. Beam 'em down in the street outside the restaurant I'm in.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The techie behind the portal smiles.*
Techie: Got you, b*tch...
*He manipulates it in a way magic could never had in any and Shadow is dropped into the Marianas Trench.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*A fisher man looks at the lycan, shrugs, then continues fishing.*