A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,434Community Moderator
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Guard: If you would turn your attention to the right, you will see our newest target. Alpha Centauri, the second most populated area in the AHE. Better look now, it will be gone in a few seconds...
oh, nothing...just jade's been kidnapped along with ambassdor kuntel is all...oh, and i somehow got dumped in the ocean trying to follow them through the portal they opened, so i have no idea where they got to
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,434Community Moderator
edited September 2014
I'm locked in a cell dumbass. The only thing I can see is you.
***
Tala: Here we go again...
Teal'c: Grand Vizier, Lord Shadowfang, Commander Tala. We have detected a Superior Force-class command dreadnought near Alpha Centauri, and are moving to intercept with the entire Regime fleet. The High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser will remain here to assist you. Carter, with me. Jackson, you shall go with O'Neill as his danger magnet.
(Icerose walks into the Medbay to get checked up on"
"Hey, Doc. I was coming by to get checked up on. I hope you aren't to busy?"
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,434Community Moderator
edited September 2014
I'd say you still are.
***
Reynolds: not right now, but word on the grapevine is something's up.
***
Tala: If its a ship like that... we don't stand a chance...
anyway, i need something personal of jade's to try and track her; you should be getting a data upload from the kaiser containing maps of all settled territory in this universe - i'll be needing those as well when you get them
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Teal'c: Grand Vizier, Lord Shadowfang, Commander Tala. We have detected a Superior Force-class command dreadnought near Alpha Centauri, and are moving to intercept with the entire Regime fleet. The High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser will remain here to assist you. Carter, with me. Jackson, you shall go with O'Neill as his danger magnet.
Hail Ba'al!
*The Regime fleet is met half way there by a fleet twice it's size... and of the same tech level. They are hailed by a Teal'c lookalike.*
High Lord General Teal'c: Hello there, prey. It will be amusing to hunt you.
*The Superior Force, flanked by eighteen thousand Extreme Prejudice-class command cruisers spread across three astronomical units of space, drops out of hyperspace and rams the enemy dreadnought amidships, firing a projectile from the Smitation Gun using Teal'c's special one-time override code as it does so. The explosion annihilates the Force's Smitation Gun instantly, splitting the massive ship in half, as the Might of Ra's hull breaches. The Regime forces move to attack.*
O'Neill: And THAT's how you use way too much power in dramatic fashion, kids! Prepare for boarding action!
*They see from the perpective of the front of the ship, a missile of the exact same type as the Superior Force's Smite Cannon fire, entering the sun and destabilizing it. The entire system is destroyed...*
*The Regime fleet is met half way there by a fleet twice it's size... and of the same tech level. They are hailed by a Teal'c lookalike.*
High Lord General Teal'c: Hello there, prey. It will be amusing to hunt you.
*He raises an eyebrow.*
*Teal'c blows right past at hyperspeed to do the maneuver described above, dropping all but one of the antimatter projectiles for the SMITE gun out the waste chute as he does so, leaving the enemy force in chaos*
*The Superior Force, flanked by eighteen thousand Extreme Prejudice-class command cruisers spread across three astronomical units of space, drops out of hyperspace and rams the enemy dreadnought amidships, firing a projectile from the Smitation Gun using Teal'c's special one-time override code as it does so. The explosion annihilates the Force's Smitation Gun instantly, splitting the massive ship in half, as the Might of Ra's hull breaches. The Regime forces move to attack.*
O'Neill: And THAT's how you use way too much power in dramatic fashion, kids! Prepare for boarding action!
*They see from the perpective of the front of the ship, a missile of the exact same type as the Superior Force's Smite Cannon fire, entering the sun and destabilizing it. The entire system is destroyed...*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
0
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,434Community Moderator
*Teal'c blows right past at hyperspeed to do the maneuver described above, dropping all but one of the antimatter projectiles for the SMITE gun out the waste chute as he does so, leaving the enemy force in chaos*
*The enemy force, predicting the maneuver (As Teal'c is the same as his counter-part) follow Teal'c, leaving the entire ordinance to detonate in silence.*
Teal'c: Do you think me an idiot? If you do, then you have a very low self-image...
*They engage, as well as the Oppressive Might of Ra.*
*The enemy force, predicting the maneuver (As Teal'c is the same as his counter-part) follow Teal'c, leaving the entire ordinance to detonate in silence.*
Teal'c: Do you think me an idiot? If you do, then you have a very low self-image...
*They engage, as well as the Oppressive Might of Ra.*
Regular Teal'c: Jaffa, kree! O'Neill, lead your team and rescue the Captain and her fiancee! The Glorious Legions of Ba'al will be here soon with their backup fleet, and the Unbeatable Marines of the Glorious Sovereign. A thousand more ships should turn the tide of battle in our favor.
Regular Teal'c: Jaffa, kree! O'Neill, lead your team and rescue the Captain and her fiancee! The Glorious Legions of Ba'al will be here soon with their backup fleet, and the Unbeatable Marines of the Glorious Sovereign. A thousand more ships should turn the tide of battle in our favor.
Hail Ba'al!
Trill Teal'c: Thousand? We have home court advantage friend... we have three fleets of equal might just in the systems directly neighboring us...
Comments
Guard: Oh no, our arrogance comes from the same stream as the Grand Regime of Ba'al...
*He smiles slowly, allowing the implication to take root.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Guard: And the OP insanity as well.
In fact, you're on our version of the Superior Force. It is the Oppressive Might of Ra.
Uh huh... right... prove it.
***
Tala: What's going on?
Guard: If you would turn your attention to the right, you will see our newest target. Alpha Centauri, the second most populated area in the AHE. Better look now, it will be gone in a few seconds...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Tala: Here we go again...
*He smiles as a viewscreen turns on.*
Guard: Whose a dumbass?
Teal'c: Grand Vizier, Lord Shadowfang, Commander Tala. We have detected a Superior Force-class command dreadnought near Alpha Centauri, and are moving to intercept with the entire Regime fleet. The High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser will remain here to assist you. Carter, with me. Jackson, you shall go with O'Neill as his danger magnet.
Hail Ba'al!
"Hey, Doc. I was coming by to get checked up on. I hope you aren't to busy?"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
***
Reynolds: not right now, but word on the grapevine is something's up.
***
Tala: If its a ship like that... we don't stand a chance...
anyway, i need something personal of jade's to try and track her; you should be getting a data upload from the kaiser containing maps of all settled territory in this universe - i'll be needing those as well when you get them
*blinks as teal'c's hail comes through*
eh, nevermind; found them!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The Regime fleet is met half way there by a fleet twice it's size... and of the same tech level. They are hailed by a Teal'c lookalike.*
High Lord General Teal'c: Hello there, prey. It will be amusing to hunt you.
*He raises an eyebrow.*
*The Superior Force, flanked by eighteen thousand Extreme Prejudice-class command cruisers spread across three astronomical units of space, drops out of hyperspace and rams the enemy dreadnought amidships, firing a projectile from the Smitation Gun using Teal'c's special one-time override code as it does so. The explosion annihilates the Force's Smitation Gun instantly, splitting the massive ship in half, as the Might of Ra's hull breaches. The Regime forces move to attack.*
O'Neill: And THAT's how you use way too much power in dramatic fashion, kids! Prepare for boarding action!
Hail Ba'al!
Guard, into comm: Proceed.
*They see from the perpective of the front of the ship, a missile of the exact same type as the Superior Force's Smite Cannon fire, entering the sun and destabilizing it. The entire system is destroyed...*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Teal'c blows right past at hyperspeed to do the maneuver described above, dropping all but one of the antimatter projectiles for the SMITE gun out the waste chute as he does so, leaving the enemy force in chaos*
OC: And previous page post...
(OOC: Dude, slow down, we're ninjaing each other)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The enemy force, predicting the maneuver (As Teal'c is the same as his counter-part) follow Teal'c, leaving the entire ordinance to detonate in silence.*
Teal'c: Do you think me an idiot? If you do, then you have a very low self-image...
*They engage, as well as the Oppressive Might of Ra.*
Who cares, she's a Mary Sue, we all are...
I think it's time we pulled out Ba'al's little "pet project".
*keys code into com bracer*
Authorization Vizier alpha two sixty. emergency priority override.
Shadowfang, have you ever flown pure space power?
Hail Ba'al!
OOC: 'Dis sh*t be gettin' to serious....
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Regular Teal'c: Jaffa, kree! O'Neill, lead your team and rescue the Captain and her fiancee! The Glorious Legions of Ba'al will be here soon with their backup fleet, and the Unbeatable Marines of the Glorious Sovereign. A thousand more ships should turn the tide of battle in our favor.
Hail Ba'al!
Trill Teal'c: Thousand? We have home court advantage friend... we have three fleets of equal might just in the systems directly neighboring us...
*He smiles, but in typical Teal'c fashion.*