A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
black...cat? that's a term i've never heard before
Kaiser: Strategy but a superstitious general during WW1. Walk a black cat out infront of your enemies, and they will lose. This only worked against the Serbs, cause it demoralized them due to their own superstitions.
*He taps the letter.*
Kaiser: Use the Vizier to attract more enemies in a battle, hopefully enemies that will attack the other side...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,154Community Moderator
edited September 2014
Never did get around to talking to your parents. But I did find your dad. He's ok.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,154Community Moderator
edited September 2014
You're not a bother Kuntel. And technically... I shot you.
Doesn't change how I feel about you though.
*Leans into him a bit*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*yawns and leans against the wall of the throne room*
oh, by the way...you got any strong drink, herr kaiser? if not, you might want to get some out...jade and kuntel have some rather big news to break to you, and you'll need the nerve tonic
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
they're also dragging their feet, worried over your reaction...much like prospective couples in movies, books and such since the dawn of time, with the concerned friend sitting on the sidelines looking all helpless
so this time around, i decided to tell the universe to go f*ck itself and let you know so they don't have to
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
OK, Kaiser, done with the budget meeting. Ba'al has the ships on the way, we're starting up some pro-AHE propaganda for the Regime, too. Ba'al hopes that this alliance will work out for the benefit of both our empires.
Also, your son and Captain Jade are getting married, and I have sworn on my honor as Grand Vizier to personally beat the living tar out of anyone who disapproves. Because, y'know, I like them and they're my friends.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Kaiser: Nope. First, we don't have enough food to support zillions. Second, marriages after the 1600's became a more somber, loving affair for us Austrians. I was thinking a little forest ceremony.
they are not holding the wedding on any planet with excessive history of magic use...especially not THAT planet with THOSE types of ruins...i'm still having king of shadows flashbacks
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
they are not holding the wedding on any planet with excessive history of magic use...especially not THAT planet with THOSE types of ruins...i'm still having king of shadows flashbacks
Yeah, point that...
Uh, hang on. Seems like the Zhentarim have taken the fact that we haven't gotten around to annihilating them yet as an excuse to conquer Shadowdale and set up a totalitarian regime there.
Be back in a few. I shall personally beat up these annoying goons in the name of Ba'al!
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Jade: *Walks up to Kuntel*
Kaiser: Yes, I noticed that. I'm going to write Ba'al about keeping him on a tighter leash, or at least have him act as a black cat...
*He starts writing something on a desk that cones out of his arm rest.*
*Takes her hand and slowly turns it over, running a thumb over her life line.*
We kinda have the same length...
black...cat? that's a term i've never heard before
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Oka-a-ay. I guess..
*Smiles at her.*
Better now that you're here.
Kaiser: Strategy but a superstitious general during WW1. Walk a black cat out infront of your enemies, and they will lose. This only worked against the Serbs, cause it demoralized them due to their own superstitions.
*He taps the letter.*
Kaiser: Use the Vizier to attract more enemies in a battle, hopefully enemies that will attack the other side...
Good. Wouldn't want the old man making me Kaiser a,ready....
*Yawns and pats the bed.*
Sit down please...
I literally found him and got called back.
*Smiles at her, then sits up and wraps his arms around her from behind. Whipsers in her ear.*
I love you...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Doesn't change how I feel about you though.
*Leans into him a bit*
I know. And you shooting me was a bit... interesting.
In fact, I might love you more for it.
*Kisses her cheek and pulls her back into a laying position across the bed, giving himself the most uncomfortable position.*
It was that or let Shadow bludgeon you with a frying pan.
Why'd you shift off? It was nice...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
You should get that looked at, it sounds bad....
oh, by the way...you got any strong drink, herr kaiser? if not, you might want to get some out...jade and kuntel have some rather big news to break to you, and you'll need the nerve tonic
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
they're also dragging their feet, worried over your reaction...much like prospective couples in movies, books and such since the dawn of time, with the concerned friend sitting on the sidelines looking all helpless
so this time around, i decided to tell the universe to go f*ck itself and let you know so they don't have to
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OK, Kaiser, done with the budget meeting. Ba'al has the ships on the way, we're starting up some pro-AHE propaganda for the Regime, too. Ba'al hopes that this alliance will work out for the benefit of both our empires.
Also, your son and Captain Jade are getting married, and I have sworn on my honor as Grand Vizier to personally beat the living tar out of anyone who disapproves. Because, y'know, I like them and they're my friends.
Hail Ba'al!
he already guessed, ding-dong
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Kaiser: Guess I'll have to set up a wedding soon...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Shrugs.*
Kaiser: I do not know. Maria and I just eloped.
Since big and public is off the table, may I recommend this very nice little spot in a town called Shadowdale, in the Regime-owned world of Faerun?
It's a sleepy little town near some old Elf-ruins. Apparently very nice in the spring and fall.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yeah, point that...
Uh, hang on. Seems like the Zhentarim have taken the fact that we haven't gotten around to annihilating them yet as an excuse to conquer Shadowdale and set up a totalitarian regime there.
Be back in a few. I shall personally beat up these annoying goons in the name of Ba'al!
Hail Ba'al!