A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,154Community Moderator
edited September 2014
(From a practical standpoint... not right now... one ship vs. thousands... only if they were REALLY low tech ships with lasers and NO nukes.)
(what do you care about nukes? modern star trek ships are immune to nukes...which i consider bull**** on the level of 'the federation no longer uses money' and 'starfleet isn't a military' but there you go...)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The emergency interdimensional portal defense is erected around Earth, transporting any and all munitions and wreckage hurtling toward Earth into God knows where.*
*Dalek transporters slice through the interdimensional defenses, dropping troops of Daleks in strategic locations such as Vienna, London, and Washington.*
ALL HUMANS WILL FOLLOW DALEK COMMANDS!!! OBEY OR BE EXTERMINATED!!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!
*on the Superior Force*
Minion: Grand Vizier, they are actually damaging the neutronium shell! If they can breach it and shut off the mass-negation field by destroying the core, everything within a million miles will be sucked into a black hole!
GV: THEY SCRATCHED THE PAINT ON MY FACE!!! KILL THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dalek leader (in black casing): AC-TI-VATE TEMPORAL TRANSPORTERS!!!!!
*Daleks materialize in present-day Vienna, coincidentally right in front of Kuntel. And Shadowfang, who keeps a metric buttload of weaponry in his pants.*
SUR-REND-ER, HUMAN SCUM!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
*In space*
9: Almost ready! This is fantastic!
10: I'll call up that idiot Vizier, let him know we need just thirty more seconds...
*on the Superior Force*
GV: TAKE THEM DOWN!!! SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!!!!!
*Suddenly stands and looks at the one who said to exterminate Jade. Instant fury comes to eyes, and that Dalek is incinerated. Worse, the metal itself is vaporized.*
*Suddenly stands and looks at the one who said to exterminate Jade. Instant fury comes to eyes, and that Dalek is incinerated. Worse, the metal itself is vaporized.*
*is back aboard the night's embrace, which is currently showing the dalek fleet the error of their ways via barrages of deadly dark matter bolts and naquadria-enhanced quantum torpedoes*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Minion: Grand Vizier, hull structural integrity at 87%!
GV: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! DIE, YOU FOOLS!!! DIE!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!!!!!!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,154Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Draws her phaser and blasts the closest one*
Well... this is going well... I wonder what your father's gonna think about all this...
***
*As the Lexington is not a "Threat"... she's been picking off hostile ships where she can*
*Draws her phaser and blasts the closest one*
Well... this is going well... I wonder what your father's gonna think about all this...
***
*As the Lexington is not a "Threat"... she's been picking off hostile ships where she can*
*The Kaiser is currently killing all the Daleks in his throne room. With a plasma sword and pistol. Lookin' like a bad TRIBBLE.*
Kaiser: *Hums Chopin's Nocturnal.*
Kaiserin Maria, sipping wine: Be careful dear!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,154Community Moderator
edited September 2014
How ya holdin' up Kuntel? And... what happened to most of them?
(Rose gets up from sitting down at designated evacuation area on the Lex and goes to one of the Security personnel."
"Chief, has the ship sent anyone down to the surface to get the Captain?"
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,154Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Sighs and wonders if she should stay here or go find his parents*
***
Security officer: Not that I know of. But we can't beam anyone down without lowering the shields, which makes us vulnerable to boarding or attack.
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Well... I would think thats taken care of...
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Dalek transporters slice through the interdimensional defenses, dropping troops of Daleks in strategic locations such as Vienna, London, and Washington.*
ALL HUMANS WILL FOLLOW DALEK COMMANDS!!! OBEY OR BE EXTERMINATED!!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!
*on the Superior Force*
Minion: Grand Vizier, they are actually damaging the neutronium shell! If they can breach it and shut off the mass-negation field by destroying the core, everything within a million miles will be sucked into a black hole!
GV: THEY SCRATCHED THE PAINT ON MY FACE!!! KILL THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
Well... I guess that leaves out me and Shadow...
Yup. I say we uhm...
*Sighs and leans against a wall.*
I'm done... I'm just gonna... stay right here. Untill I die...
*Falls down the wall and relaxes, face blank.*
Dalek leader (in black casing): AC-TI-VATE TEMPORAL TRANSPORTERS!!!!!
*Daleks materialize in present-day Vienna, coincidentally right in front of Kuntel. And Shadowfang, who keeps a metric buttload of weaponry in his pants.*
SUR-REND-ER, HUMAN SCUM!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
*In space*
9: Almost ready! This is fantastic!
10: I'll call up that idiot Vizier, let him know we need just thirty more seconds...
*on the Superior Force*
GV: TAKE THEM DOWN!!! SHOOT THEM, SHOOT THEM NOW!!!!!
THEY SCRATCHED THE PAINT ON MY SPACESHIP!!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
I'm not human you trash can wannabe!
(At least one should get hammered. ^^)
You do realize it's futile right?
THIS ONE IS A THREAT!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTER--
*Dalek is crushed by hammer*
*other Daleks take note*
Dalek leader: EXTERMINATE THIS ONE FIRST!!!*
*on the Superior Force*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!! DIE, TRASH CANS, DIE!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
*thereby instantly becoming the greatest tactical thinker in the current Dalek race.
*Suddenly stands and looks at the one who said to exterminate Jade. Instant fury comes to eyes, and that Dalek is incinerated. Worse, the metal itself is vaporized.*
Do... not... touch... MY FIANCEE!
EXTREME THREAT DE-TEC-TED!!! EXTERMINATE!!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!! EX-TER-MIN-AAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*in space*
10: I'm ready!
12: Twelfth Doctor, standing by.
9: 9th Doctor, standing by. This is fantastic!
*other 9 Doctors, including John Hurt but not including Matt Smith, check in*
10: Grand Vizier, we're ready! Allons-y, Daleks!
GV: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
*Kicks one, toppling it over.*
Horrible ground troops ...
*Starts freezing them to almost absolue zero, in quick succession. Looks at Jade.*
Be ready to catch me, I'll faint pretty soon.
*Faints.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*99% of the remaining Dalek ships vanish*
Minion: Grand Vizier, hull structural integrity at 87%!
GV: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!! DIE, YOU FOOLS!!! DIE!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!!!!!!
Well... this is going well... I wonder what your father's gonna think about all this...
***
*As the Lexington is not a "Threat"... she's been picking off hostile ships where she can*
Man: Glad London and Washington don't matter for sh*t anymore.
Man 2: Yeah, feel sorry for Vienna though. Poor guys.
Man: So glad we're in Kyoto now.
Man: And all those refugees going to Ghana. They're safe as sh*t.
*The Kaiser is currently killing all the Daleks in his throne room. With a plasma sword and pistol. Lookin' like a bad TRIBBLE.*
Kaiser: *Hums Chopin's Nocturnal.*
Kaiserin Maria, sipping wine: Be careful dear!
Beam me and three dozen of the Legions of Doom (tm) down to the Kaiser's palace, so I can help Jade and Kuntel!
Minion: Yes, my lord! *presses button*
*GV and minions beam down*
GV: Kuntel! Jade! Kaiser! I'm here to save...
Whoah.
Dude, you're pretty awesome for an old Austrian dude.
*absent-mindedly shoots Dalek with OPed sniper staff*
Hail Ba'al!
*He lunges right past Worffan into a sneaky Dalek.*
Kaiser: I insisted on being taught fencing as a child. A useless skill at the time...
*He smiles, implying he made it useful just by being awesome.*
*Snore lightly. Some Daleks shatter when a feather lands on them.*
"Chief, has the ship sent anyone down to the surface to get the Captain?"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
***
Security officer: Not that I know of. But we can't beam anyone down without lowering the shields, which makes us vulnerable to boarding or attack.
Awesome. Hey, Minions (tm), spread out and hunt down any Daleks you see!
Pleasure to meet you in the flesh, Kaiser. I'm Grand Vizier worffan101, I serve Supreme System Lord Ba'al, may he live forever.
*shoots Dalek*
Hail Ba'al!