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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but you're limited to only that

    i wish we got to see ferengi head phones
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but you're limited to only that

    i wish we got to see ferengi head phones

    Granted, but they blast it so loud that their heads explode and the skull shrapnel hits you in the face.:eek:

    I wish we had ferengi laws.
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  • grace58grace58 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but they blast it so loud that their heads explode and the skull shrapnel hits you in the face.:eek:

    I wish we had ferengi laws.

    Granted, but unfortunately that's against the law. :D

    I wish there were two of me.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the other one is your mirror counterpart.

    I wish for my wish to not come true.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Granted, but the other one is your mirror counterpart.

    I wish for my wish to not come true.

    Granted. It comes true. However, since this thread is meant to corrupt wishes, it causes the universe to implode on itself, killing everyone.

    I wish for world peace
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. It comes true. However, since this thread is meant to corrupt wishes, it causes the universe to implode on itself, killing everyone.

    I wish for world peace

    Granted, Vulcan reports an unprecedented unity as Earth enters into World War III.

    I wish I could remember what was supposed to be here before the Forum ate my wish.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, Vulcan reports an unprecedented unity as Earth enters into World War III.

    I wish I could remember what was supposed to be here before the Forum ate my wish.

    Granted - but when it spews it back up, it wasn't what you was thinking of to begin with, and leaves you with that disappointed / sinking feeling all day.

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    I wish I found it easier to write stories.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - but when it spews it back up, it wasn't what you was thinking of to begin with, and leaves you with that disappointed / sinking feeling all day.

    ---

    I wish I found it easier to write stories.

    Granted, however nobody ever reads them.

    I wish Morn spoke once in the series.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but they blast it so loud that their heads explode and the skull shrapnel hits you in the face.:eek:

    i'm not sure how i got to ferenginar but, yes, that is my preferred way to die
    I wish Morn spoke once in the series.

    granted, but in the next series he doesn't shut up

    i wish we had transporter technology and a scotty at every control deck
  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i'm not sure how i got to ferenginar but, yes, that is my preferred way to die



    granted, but in the next series he doesn't shut up

    i wish we had transporter technology and a scotty at every control deck


    Granted, but you get gunned down and your wallet stolen by a disgruntled Fed Ex employee out of a job and desperate for food.

    I wish my ship had plot armor and whenever it is about to pop a member of my crew finds a very complicated and overly convoluted trick to turn the tables and bring hull and shield strength to 100%.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but u still suffer from three year old character development warp coils

    i wish i never bought any of quarks vacuum-desiccated remains
  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u still suffer from three year old character development warp coils

    i wish i never bought any of quarks vacuum-desiccated remains

    Granted as you find out that you actually bought Rom's voice box. Its rigged with Borg Tech so that it can say "Hello Brother!" like an idiot disabled monkey every five seconds after death.

    I wish there was a difference between Sisko and Avery Brookes' portrayal of Hawk.
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  • teluasteluas Member Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted as you find out that you actually bought Rom's voice box. Its rigged with Borg Tech so that it can say "Hello Brother!" like an idiot disabled monkey every five seconds after death.

    I wish there was a difference between Sisko and Avery Brookes' portrayal of Hawk.

    Granted, but now Sisko is more like Wesley Crusher.

    I wish Samuel L Jackson had played in Star Trek at least once.
  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    teluas wrote: »
    Granted, but now Sisko is more like Wesley Crusher.

    I wish Samuel L Jackson had played in Star Trek at least once.

    Granted, but they make him a Vulcan so he never says anything cool in an angry manner.

    I wish I could see the outcome of the ultimate nerd dilema: Star Destroyer or The Enterprise in a fight.
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  • senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,303 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Youre Granted the Helm of a Star Destroyer only to get one very Angry Sith Lord as a Boss
    [sorry about that larex mate]

    I wish My Sith Maruarder Cyborg was in STO with my Twlet side kick of course were an item. .cant leave her behind..behind [oh,behave]
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  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the reduction in voice acting and production values causes you to look just as dopey as Anakin, causing your Twilek to leave you for a klingon.

    I wish my TRIBBLE didn't have such a hilarious shape in STO.
  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Granted, but the reduction in voice acting and production values causes you to look just as dopey as Anakin, causing your Twilek to leave you for a klingon.

    I wish my TRIBBLE didn't have such a hilarious shape in STO.

    Granted but your toon instead turns into a generic male WoW clone (IE - Stupid Pony Tail - which only looked MORE stupid on the Amazing O'Connor in TNG, non cannon colours/outfit, and vulcan - only because you think it makes you look cool like an elf.)

    Sometimes - I wish STO looked like Star Trek.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you can only play Wonderwall.

    I wish for a ham sandwich.

    Damn you! That is the only song I can play....
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Granted, but the reduction in voice acting and production values causes you to look just as dopey as Anakin, causing your Twilek to leave you for a klingon.

    I wish my TRIBBLE didn't have such a hilarious shape in STO.

    Granted your toon now has shapely TRIBBLE, however you have polygonal TRIBBLE in real life.

    I wish I was a real life guitar hero who has songs that are loved by many.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but your toon instead turns into a generic male WoW clone (IE - Stupid Pony Tail - which only looked MORE stupid on the Amazing O'Connor in TNG, non cannon colours/outfit, and vulcan - only because you think it makes you look cool like an elf.)

    Sometimes - I wish STO looked like Star Trek.

    Granted, everything looks like it was made from cardboard and tinfoil in the 60's.

    I wish I had better gear for my Romulan alt.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, everything looks like it was made from cardboard and tinfoil in the 60's.

    I wish I had better gear for my Romulan alt.

    Granted, but your alt has a name change to Daisy duck and you cannot un change it.

    I wish I could give my kingdom for a horse.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but the kingdom holds the meanest grudge against u and refuses to answer ur phone calls

    i wish levar burton would read us a story
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but the kingdom holds the meanest grudge against u and refuses to answer ur phone calls

    i wish levar burton would read us a story

    Granted, but that Story is "My Immortal". (I'm so sorry)

    I wish the aforementioned story never saw the light of day. :(
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but that Story is "My Immortal". (I'm so sorry)

    I wish the aforementioned story never saw the light of day. :(

    Granted, but you are locked in a room where the song by the same name, preformed by Evanesscence is played over and over ad infinitum.

    I wish I had a gun.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you are locked in a room where the song by the same name, preformed by Evanesscence is played over and over ad infinitum.

    I wish I had a gun.

    Granted, but it always jams and explodes from too much gunpowder.

    I wish for a cheap toy phaser that breaks.
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  • mynameisnommynameisnom Member Posts: 639 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, your toy phaser breaks, but turns out to have a tricobalt class tribble in it, and blows you up.

    I wish my caitan didnt murder everyone on ground.
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    Those fish are much like their masters, filthy backstabbers... All battlecloaked fish, waiting for the right moment...
    The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
  • grace58grace58 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, your toy phaser breaks, but turns out to have a tricobalt class tribble in it, and blows you up.

    I wish my caitan didnt murder everyone on ground.

    Granted, but now he spends his days in peaceful bliss tending his garden. :P

    I wish for a new pair of heels. :D
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grace58 wrote: »
    Granted, but now he spends his days in peaceful bliss tending his garden. :P

    I wish for a new pair of heels. :D

    Granted, you now have a boyfriend who borrows money from you, then spends the evening hitting on your best friend.Your best friend is into it.

    I wish for a cold beer. I forgot to put a six in the fridge.:mad:Warm beer after work sucks!
  • donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited March 2014
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Granted, you now have a boyfriend who borrows money from you, then spends the evening hitting on your best friend.Your best friend is into it.

    I wish for a cold beer. I forgot to put a six in the fridge.:mad:Warm beer after work sucks!

    Granted, but it's frozen.

    I wish holodecks were real.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted, but it's frozen.

    I wish holodecks were real.

    Garnted, however in a hand to hand combat exercise, you go up against 5 Gorn, without safeties.

    I wish that I was a Romulan
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