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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but the smilies pwn us

    i wish we had trek smilies

    Granted, but they are all of Pakleds.

    I wish captain Sisko had a Schimitar Warbird.
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  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but the smilies pwn us

    i wish we had trek smilies


    ...like these!

    Geordi
    Gorn
    Klingon

    Granted, but then you're judged on the forums for communicating happiniess with CAVE PAINTINGS instead of english.

    I wish there was a Trek spin off show starring Welsey Crusher, Jake Sisko, Niomi Wyldman, Icheb, Azan, Rebi, Mezoti, Q Jr, and the annoying kids from the TOS ep 'Miri' that say TRIBBLE like "Bonk! Bonk!" every 2 seconds.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but it turns out they're all vampires

    i wish geordi's visor had netflix
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  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but it turns out they're all vampires

    i wish geordi's visor had netflix

    Granted - but then he gets sued by Google for infringing on Google Glass.

    I wish Captain Kirk would get his hottest Yeoman to show me more of this Earth thing called . . . kiss.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but u must answer to Vaal... who insists on watching

    i wish the picard maneuver wasn't copyrighted
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u must answer to Vaal... who insists on watching

    i wish the picard maneuver wasn't copyrighted

    Granted, but it now never existed.

    I wish I had a visor like La Forge's but it had internet and Bluetooth.
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  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it now never existed.

    I wish I had a visor like La Forge's but it had internet and Bluetooth.

    Granted - but someone hacks it only to find out your shield frequency AND Steam account!

    I wish Lt Riley would Render Kathleen ONE . . . MORE . . . TIME!!!!
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    solidshatner wrote: »
    Granted - but someone hacks it only to find out your shield frequency AND Steam account!

    I wish Lt Riley would Render Kathleen ONE . . . MORE . . . TIME!!!!

    Granted, but he does it wrong.

    I wish Quesh wasn't so toxic.
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  • kamakaze101kamakaze101 Member Posts: 187 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, it's radioactive


    I wish that I had more dilithium
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    kamakaze101 wrote: »
    Granted, it's radioactive


    I wish that I had more dilithium

    Granted, but then your computer crashes every time you get more.

    I wish I couldn't fly (not that I can anyway).
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then your computer crashes every time you get more.

    I wish I couldn't fly (not that I can anyway).

    Granted. Welcome to the TSA's No-Fly List.

    ...

    I wish for a plate of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of cold milk.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Welcome to the TSA's No-Fly List.

    ...

    I wish for a plate of fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of cold milk.

    Granted, but the cookies are so hot that you burn off your tastebuds.

    I wish I was Odo.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but he wishes he could be u, and therefore you change back

    i wish aliens would finally reach some sort of scientific conclusion w all the probing they do
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but he wishes he could be u, and therefore you change back

    i wish aliens would finally reach some sort of scientific conclusion w all the probing they do

    Granted, they find that YOU are something to be exterminated.

    I wish I had alien minions.
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  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, they find that YOU are something to be exterminated.

    I wish I had alien minions.

    Granted but they rise up and slay you.

    I wish red was blue...
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    Porthos is not amused.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    collegepark2151 wrote: »
    Granted but they rise up and slay you.

    I wish red was blue...

    Granted, but people hate it that way so they change it back.

    I wish people started spreading false rumors about how Michal Jackson got abducted by aliens.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but people hate it that way so they change it back.

    I wish people started spreading false rumors about how Michal Jackson got abducted by aliens.

    Granted, however the aliens send him back :P.

    I wish Line of Duty hadn't ended already :(.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, however the aliens send him back :P.

    I wish Line of Duty hadn't ended already :(.

    Granted, it now plays in a continuous loop from beginning to end.

    I wish I had an army of Pakleds bound to my wishes so they could make me go.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, it now plays in a continuous loop from beginning to end.

    I wish I had an army of Pakleds bound to my wishes so they could make me go.

    (That's a bad thing :confused:)

    Granted, but they go a probing.

    I wish more Americans knew what was on British TV.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
    #TASforSTO


    '...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
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  • theredviola2003theredviola2003 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the cookies are so hot that you burn off your tastebuds.

    I wish I was Odo.

    Granted, but you are permanently friend-zoned by Kira.

    I wish there were more hull color and style options in the game.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    (That's a bad thing :confused:)

    Granted, but they go a probing.

    I wish more Americans knew what was on British TV.

    Granted, but most of us Americans are too dumb to think that it is any good.

    I wish Americans were more educated.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    theredviola2003 wrote: »
    Granted, but you are permanently friend-zoned by Kira.

    I wish there were more hull color and style options in the game.

    Granted, but they are aesthetically pleasing colors.
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  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    The wish chain is broken! Nooooooooos!!!!

    Ill start again,

    I wish people would READ this forum to see how many people have already wished for friggin cookies and Benedict Cumberbach TRIBBLE.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    solidshatner wrote: »
    The wish chain is broken! Nooooooooos!!!!

    Ill start again,

    I wish people would READ this forum to see how many people have already wished for friggin cookies and Benedict Cumberbach TRIBBLE.

    Granted, but they don't care.

    I wish I had an opposite-gender Clone...... For Science.
    STO in a shellnut.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but they don't care.

    I wish I had an opposite-gender Clone...... For Science.

    Granted, it is so awkward that the clone dies.

    I wish I had a clone army that were all clones of me.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but u get lost in your own clone crowd and forget which u is the real u

    i wish for a Benedict Cumberbach cookie
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u get lost in your own clone crowd and forget which u is the real u

    i wish for a Benedict Cumberbach cookie

    Granted.

    Unfortunately, the cookies were made with expired ingredients. You may want to get your stomach pumped.

    I wish for more weapon types to be available without the lockbox bull****.
    STO in a shellnut.
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  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted.

    Unfortunately, the cookies were made with expired ingredients. You may want to get your stomach pumped.

    I wish for more weapon types to be available without the lockbox bull****.

    Granted. There are now goat droppings in the lockboxes.

    I wish the Dyson ships didn't look like anime.
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    Porthos is not amused.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    collegepark2151 wrote: »
    Granted. There are now goat droppings in the lockboxes.

    I wish the Dyson ships didn't look like anime.

    Granted, they look like Disney animation.

    I wish I had a vibroaxe.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, u get a vibrator made by Axe

    i wish for a free and democratic Ferenginar
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