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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    solidshatner wrote: »
    The wish chain is broken! Nooooooooos!!!!

    Ill start again,

    I wish people would READ this forum to see how many people have already wished for friggin cookies and Benedict Cumberbach TRIBBLE.

    Granted, but they don't care.

    I wish I had an opposite-gender Clone...... For Science.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but they don't care.

    I wish I had an opposite-gender Clone...... For Science.

    Granted, it is so awkward that the clone dies.

    I wish I had a clone army that were all clones of me.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but u get lost in your own clone crowd and forget which u is the real u

    i wish for a Benedict Cumberbach cookie
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u get lost in your own clone crowd and forget which u is the real u

    i wish for a Benedict Cumberbach cookie

    Granted.

    Unfortunately, the cookies were made with expired ingredients. You may want to get your stomach pumped.

    I wish for more weapon types to be available without the lockbox bull****.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted.

    Unfortunately, the cookies were made with expired ingredients. You may want to get your stomach pumped.

    I wish for more weapon types to be available without the lockbox bull****.

    Granted. There are now goat droppings in the lockboxes.

    I wish the Dyson ships didn't look like anime.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    collegepark2151 wrote: »
    Granted. There are now goat droppings in the lockboxes.

    I wish the Dyson ships didn't look like anime.

    Granted, they look like Disney animation.

    I wish I had a vibroaxe.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, u get a vibrator made by Axe

    i wish for a free and democratic Ferenginar
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    solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, u get a vibrator made by Axe

    i wish for a free and democratic Ferenginar

    Granted - but the middleclass starts to dwindle and Daemons everywhere start the 'Occupy Ferenginar' Movement.

    I wish Dr Pulaski stayed on TNG with a fight to the death forever ENDING Dr. "Cardboard Acting" Crusher - and the line "See who gives a S!@# about your stupid kid and ghost-scottland/Ireland-planet/WHATEVER stories now, b333300tch!?!?!?!?!!!!!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    solidshatner wrote: »
    Granted - but the middleclass starts to dwindle and Daemons everywhere start the 'Occupy Ferenginar' Movement.

    I wish Dr Pulaski stayed on TNG with a fight to the death forever ENDING Dr. "Cardboard Acting" Crusher - and the line "See who gives a S!@# about your stupid kid and ghost-scottland/Ireland-planet/WHATEVER stories now, b333300tch!?!?!?!?!!!!!"

    Granted, but they kill her off on season five and bring back Crusher.

    I wish captain Picard got a chance to drive the Schimitar in Nemesis.
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but they kill her off on season five and bring back Crusher.

    I wish captain Picard got a chance to drive the Schimitar in Nemesis.

    Granted, but he has to fly it down a Reactivated Planet Killer for no readily available reason, and Data fails to save him in time.

    I wish I had better news for you all, It seems my curse is killing this place, too....
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but he has to fly it down a Reactivated Planet Killer for no readily available reason, and Data fails to save him in time.

    I wish I had better news for you all, It seems my curse is killing this place, too....

    Granted, but now you have bad news.

    I wish for Yoda.
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now you have bad news.

    I wish for Yoda.

    Granted, you get his corpse

    I wish for a RL Scimitar Warbird
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, you get his corpse

    I wish for a RL Scimitar Warbird

    Granted, but that is how the Remans got theirs, from you.

    I wish for a plasma rifle.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. It's the crappy vehicular model from Strike Vector that's too heavy to carry.

    I wish for some tea.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. It's the crappy vehicular model from Strike Vector that's too heavy to carry.

    I wish for some tea.

    Granted, but it has ice in it.

    I wish for cake.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it has ice in it.

    How considerate of you.
    worffan101 wrote: »
    I wish for cake.

    Granted. But it's a lie.
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    How considerate of you.



    Granted. But it's a lie.

    No Wish? To the Tal Shiar Grill and Bar!

    I wish for a Mojito!
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    How considerate of you.



    Granted. But it's a lie.

    WISH! damn it!

    I wish that centersolace made a wish
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    timothyre99timothyre99 Member Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    WISH! damn it!

    I wish that centersolace made a wish

    Granted, but he wishes for you to die.

    I wish that I was as lucky as I was yesterday every day of my life.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    WISH! damn it!

    I wish that centersolace made a wish

    Granted, but it is so bad it is incorruptible, like this one:

    I wish the universe would destroy itself in a nanosecond starting.....Now.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is so bad it is incorruptible, like this one:

    I wish the universe would destroy itself in a nanosecond starting.....Now.

    Granted. The universe implodes. However in that exact nanosecond we undergo a second nucleosynthesis forming a universe indistinguishable from the previous one.

    I wish for more gas money.
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. The universe implodes. However in that exact nanosecond we undergo a second nucleosynthesis forming a universe indistinguishable from the previous one.

    I wish for more gas money.

    Granted, but it's all in Dogecoin.

    I wish they would release more Phaser subtypes.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but it's all in Dogecoin.

    I wish they would release more Phaser subtypes.

    Granted, but they are all grey quality.

    I wish STO items didn't have qualities.
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    solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but they are all grey quality.

    I wish STO items didn't have qualities.

    Granted, but all the goodies that are worth a damn are now 1mil Dilithium.

    I wish Dr. Crusher was somehow cooler than Pulaski.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    mynameisnommynameisnom Member Posts: 639 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    solidshatner wrote: »
    Granted, but all the goodies that are worth a damn are now 1mil Dilithium.

    I wish Dr. Crusher was somehow cooler than Pulaski.

    Granted, dr crusher gets frozen by the breen. I wish the MVAE oets could heal you and know when the bloody hell to shoot without me targeting something.
    [SIGPIC]http://s286.photobucket.com/user/parasite_12000/media/jub_zps9318ae82.jpg.html[/SIGPIC]
    stoutes wrote: »
    Those fish are much like their masters, filthy backstabbers... All battlecloaked fish, waiting for the right moment...
    breadandcircuses wrote: »
    The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mynameisnom wrote: »
    Granted, dr crusher gets frozen by the breen. I wish the MVAE oets could heal you and know when the bloody hell to shoot without me targeting something.

    Granted, then the MVAE rams your ship, and kills you

    I wish that I had a RL indestructible Oddesey, and I knew how to fly it, and where I parked it
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, then the MVAE rams your ship, and kills you

    I wish that I had a RL indestructible Oddesey, and I knew how to fly it, and where I parked it

    GRANTED! All you have to do is take it back from the unusually proactive Borg Drones who have infested most of the ship.

    I wish this dude would get the hint that there is no way to escape the monkey paw
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    GRANTED! All you have to do is take it back from the unusually proactive Borg Drones who have infested most of the ship.

    I wish this dude would get the hint that there is no way to escape the monkey paw

    Granted. And then you forgot

    I wish that I was a Klingon General
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you get executed for incompetence.

    I wish I could win a crystal globe.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    dojegun wrote: »
    Granted, but you get executed for incompetence.

    I wish I could win a crystal globe.

    Granted, but while you are on the podium to get your globe, another skier gets a better time than you and wins by two hundredths of a second.

    I wish Q wore a tux.
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