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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you get to see 'em because you're in Antarctica in the winter for the rest of your life.

    I wish I was the lead dev for STO, with the money and permission to make the game as even more awesome than it is as it deserves to be.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but STO stands for Super Trucks Online (this amazingly detailed truck driving MMO that real life truckers play ironically to make fun of themselves)

    i wish star trek online had patrick stewart's VO
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but I can't corrupt that because I want it too.


    I wish this game had actual new raids.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but I can't corrupt that because I want it too.


    I wish this game had actual new raids.

    Granted, but they either use enemies so uninspired, they feel like someone pulled them out of a shovelware Chinese Knockoff game, or they're so ridiculously OP that a team full of Scimitars last about a minute before getting relentlessly blow to pieces.

    I wish this game's ground combat resembled Mass Effect 1. (Because why not?)
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but Bioware ends up taking over and turning the game into a SWTOR clone with horrible F2P models.

    I wish SWTOR didn't make you pay $30 to change your guild name.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. You now can change your guild name for the low price of a firstborn child.


    I wish the Arc logo didn't look like a dilated sphincter.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it turns into something else that annoys you.


    I wish my wishes were more creative.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but it turns into something else that annoys you.


    I wish my wishes were more creative.

    Granted, but the mods bury them forever for violating TOS.

    I wish that my Scimitar's thalaron cannon took 1 second to charge and fired twice per minute.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but each pulse is so powerful it kills you and gives you a 5-minute respawn timer which sucks 100k dilithium from you every minute.

    I wish Ferasans could get their own ship.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but each pulse is so powerful it kills you and gives you a 5-minute respawn timer which sucks 100k dilithium from you every minute.

    I wish Ferasans could get their own ship.

    (good one!)

    Granted. It is ugly as "Threshold" and weaker than a free shuttle.

    I wish that my Scimitar had twice as much hull and shields, twice the turn, and one more weapon both forward and aft.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it costs 100k ZEN per second to play.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i wish for everything
    Granted. But the universe had its warranty voided a long time ago.

    ...

    I wish I had a skyscraper named after me.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it isn't finished till after you die.

    I wish I had statues of my characters.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but it isn't finished till after you die.

    I wish I had statues of my characters.

    Granted, but they're in Atlas Park.

    I wish for a face-to-face interview with an STO developer of my choice.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Granted, but they're in Atlas Park.

    I wish for a face-to-face interview with an STO developer of my choice.

    Granted. But due to contracting agreements, all your questions have to be related to sports.

    ...

    I wish the end was here.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but it just starts over again

    i wish avery brooks all the best
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but he doesn't do the same when yer in trouble.


    I wish I could meet Patrick Stewart.
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  • lauscholauscho Member Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    You do. Dressed as your avatar.



    I wish I had an Olympic-class ship.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lauscho wrote: »
    You do. Dressed as your avatar.



    I wish I had an Olympic-class ship.

    Granted. But it is only a model.


    I wish this thread would end right here.
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the warranty is expired.

    Wish I had a working Iron Man suit.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lauscho wrote: »
    You do. Dressed as your avatar.



    I wish I had an Olympic-class ship.

    Well I don't think he would mind a Ferasan.

    Granted, but its warp core blows out after one hour of use because the maintenance man forgot to use duct tape on a 1 cm hole.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Granted, but the warranty is expired.

    Wish I had a working Iron Man suit.

    Granted, but it's the very first model, and handles like a pig dipped in concrete.

    I wish I hadn't let my kid sister make a contract with that rabbit-cat thing. >.>
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but it was your parents instead so now it's you who have to do all the chores forever leaVing you no time to do anything else :(

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    I wish that people realised just what was truly important to them.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but it was your parents instead so now it's you who have to do all the chores forever leaVing you no time to do anything else :(

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    I wish that people realised just what was truly important to them.

    Granted, but then they forget.

    I wish I was the eternal Supreme Leader of the universe.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but the supreme leader of another universe right next to u steals your wallet

    i wish voyager ablative armour wasnt
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but the supreme leader of another universe right next to u steals your wallet

    i wish voyager ablative armour wasnt

    Granted, but then I steal it.

    I wish I had bounty hunter gear.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but then I steal it.

    I wish I had bounty hunter gear.

    Granted, but it is weaksauce.

    I wish I had a Death Star.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is weaksauce.

    I wish I had a Death Star.

    Granted, but I fire a proton torpedo down into its reactor core.


    I wish for an X-wing fighter.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but I fire a proton torpedo down into its reactor core.


    I wish for an X-wing fighter.

    Granted, but Darth Vader blows it up.

    I wish for an army of Stormtroopers who can actually hit stuff.
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