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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but it turns into something else that annoys you.


    I wish my wishes were more creative.

    Granted, but the mods bury them forever for violating TOS.

    I wish that my Scimitar's thalaron cannon took 1 second to charge and fired twice per minute.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but each pulse is so powerful it kills you and gives you a 5-minute respawn timer which sucks 100k dilithium from you every minute.

    I wish Ferasans could get their own ship.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but each pulse is so powerful it kills you and gives you a 5-minute respawn timer which sucks 100k dilithium from you every minute.

    I wish Ferasans could get their own ship.

    (good one!)

    Granted. It is ugly as "Threshold" and weaker than a free shuttle.

    I wish that my Scimitar had twice as much hull and shields, twice the turn, and one more weapon both forward and aft.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it costs 100k ZEN per second to play.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    i wish for everything
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i wish for everything
    Granted. But the universe had its warranty voided a long time ago.

    ...

    I wish I had a skyscraper named after me.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it isn't finished till after you die.

    I wish I had statues of my characters.
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  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but it isn't finished till after you die.

    I wish I had statues of my characters.

    Granted, but they're in Atlas Park.

    I wish for a face-to-face interview with an STO developer of my choice.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    Granted, but they're in Atlas Park.

    I wish for a face-to-face interview with an STO developer of my choice.

    Granted. But due to contracting agreements, all your questions have to be related to sports.

    ...

    I wish the end was here.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but it just starts over again

    i wish avery brooks all the best
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but he doesn't do the same when yer in trouble.


    I wish I could meet Patrick Stewart.
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  • lauscholauscho Member Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    You do. Dressed as your avatar.



    I wish I had an Olympic-class ship.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lauscho wrote: »
    You do. Dressed as your avatar.



    I wish I had an Olympic-class ship.

    Granted. But it is only a model.


    I wish this thread would end right here.
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the warranty is expired.

    Wish I had a working Iron Man suit.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lauscho wrote: »
    You do. Dressed as your avatar.



    I wish I had an Olympic-class ship.

    Well I don't think he would mind a Ferasan.

    Granted, but its warp core blows out after one hour of use because the maintenance man forgot to use duct tape on a 1 cm hole.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Granted, but the warranty is expired.

    Wish I had a working Iron Man suit.

    Granted, but it's the very first model, and handles like a pig dipped in concrete.

    I wish I hadn't let my kid sister make a contract with that rabbit-cat thing. >.>
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but it was your parents instead so now it's you who have to do all the chores forever leaVing you no time to do anything else :(

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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but it was your parents instead so now it's you who have to do all the chores forever leaVing you no time to do anything else :(

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    I wish that people realised just what was truly important to them.

    Granted, but then they forget.

    I wish I was the eternal Supreme Leader of the universe.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but the supreme leader of another universe right next to u steals your wallet

    i wish voyager ablative armour wasnt
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but the supreme leader of another universe right next to u steals your wallet

    i wish voyager ablative armour wasnt

    Granted, but then I steal it.

    I wish I had bounty hunter gear.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then I steal it.

    I wish I had bounty hunter gear.

    Granted, but it is weaksauce.

    I wish I had a Death Star.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is weaksauce.

    I wish I had a Death Star.

    Granted, but I fire a proton torpedo down into its reactor core.


    I wish for an X-wing fighter.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but I fire a proton torpedo down into its reactor core.


    I wish for an X-wing fighter.

    Granted, but Darth Vader blows it up.

    I wish for an army of Stormtroopers who can actually hit stuff.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but Darth Vader blows it up.

    I wish for an army of Stormtroopers who can actually hit stuff.

    Granted, but they can only hit you.

    I wish for the star forge.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but they can only hit you.

    I wish for the star forge.

    Granted, but nobody knows what it is and it blows up anyway.

    I wish I had an army of 100,000,000,000,000 Orcs who obeyed my every command.
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but nobody knows what it is and it blows up anyway.

    I wish I had an army of 100,000,000,000,000 Orcs who obeyed my every command.

    Granted, but Frodo throws the Ring into Mount Doom and all the Orcs end up like humpty dumpty.

    I wish that the Ascari KZ1 was in Need For Speed: Rivals.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Granted, but Frodo throws the Ring into Mount Doom and all the Orcs end up like humpty dumpty.

    I wish that the Ascari KZ1 was in Need For Speed: Rivals.

    Granted, but it doesn't work at all.

    I wish for ten trillion invincible minions who obey my every command.
  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it doesn't work at all.

    I wish for ten trillion invincible minions who obey my every command.
    Granted, but it turns out you can't feed all those minions and they starve to death.

    I wish for cookies.
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    murphysgesetz wrote: »
    Granted, but it turns out you can't feed all those minions and they starve to death.

    I wish for cookies.

    Granted, but they don't taste quite right...

    I wish for a Dyson shuttle.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
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  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but so many people have wished for cookies that you get one with . . . raisons.

    I wish there were, in fact - FIVE lights.
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