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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it turns out you can't feed all those minions and they starve to death.

    I wish for cookies.

    Granted. You will have to pay the postage. Im not going to ship them for free.

    I wish to have an army of my own clones to do my bidding.
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  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but your life ends up being a bad parody of that awful Multiplicity movie and social media never lets you live it down.

    I wish high heels had remained a part of male fashion instead of becoming a part of female fashion.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but men start falling over due to their inexperience with them.

    I wish people actually read news articles before raging about a game update.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but the raging happens anyway (as is the style of our times)

    i wish picard cleaned that enterprise plaque
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but some Riker comes in and startles him, causing Picard to knock the Plaque down by mistake, breaking it.


    I wish the Next Generation theme played at the character log-in screen.
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  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but some Riker comes in and startles him, causing Picard to knock the Plaque down by mistake, breaking it.


    I wish the Next Generation theme played at the character log-in screen.

    It does - but its played by a crappy highschool band.

    I wish Captain Jellico stuck around in command of the Enterprise. - I literally jumped and shouted YES!!! when he told Troi off and sent her away to get a uniform on. Suck it Commander 'Feelings' . . . suck it.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the rest of the audience hates the new captain and abandons the series. This forces an early end.

    I wish I was Smaug.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but the rest of the audience hates the new captain and abandons the series. This forces an early end.

    I wish I was Smaug.

    Granted, but Bard kills you.

    I wish I was Radagast the brown. Because he's cool.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but my ghost comes and kills you for having Bard kill me.

    I wish I was Scar the Lion.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but my ghost comes and kills you for having Bard kill me.

    I wish I was Scar the Lion.

    Granted, but you get killed by poachers/fall off a rock and die/get eaten by hyenas (I forget what happened to that guy).

    I wish I was Benedict Cumberbatch.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you get punched to death by a Vulcan and wind up being stuck in a cryo tube.

    I wish I had Benedict Cumberatches' voice.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but you get punched to death by a Vulcan and wind up being stuck in a cryo tube.

    I wish I had Benedict Cumberatches' voice.

    Granted, but you jump off a building and everyone spends the next season--I mean, year and a half or so--trying to figure out how you survived, and your best friend grows a stupid mustache.

    I wish I was Peter Capaldi.
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it sounds like he was inhaling helium.

    I wish for a clams casino pizza.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Granted, but it sounds like he was inhaling helium.

    I wish for a clams casino pizza.

    Granted, but it's as edible as Khan's masses of hair.
  • solidshatnersolidshatner Member Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Oh - dude - u broke the wish chain!

    I wish Voyager didnt make me watch a Borg sing "You Are My Sunshine".
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Oh - dude - u broke the wish chain!

    I wish Voyager didnt make me watch a Borg singing "You Are My Sunshine".

    No, he was answering the wish of the guy before me. I think. It was kind of hard to tell without a quote.

    Granted, but now Seven of Nine was a random Borg drone who got sucked out the window, Tuvok was redshirted by angry writers, and we were stuck with Kes and Neelix for the rest of the show.

    I wish I was Peter Capaldi.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    No, he was answering the wish of the guy before me. I think. It was kind of hard to tell without a quote.

    Granted, but now Seven of Nine was a random Borg drone who got sucked out the window, Tuvok was redshirted by angry writers, and we were stuck with Kes and Neelix for the rest of the show.

    I wish I was Peter Capaldi.

    Granted, then you blow up


    I wish that the Federation was conquered by the Klingon Empire
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, then you blow up


    I wish that the Federation was conquered by the Klingon Empire

    Granted. I can't corrupt that one because honestly it would be pretty cool.

    I wish that KDF ships would get some buffing, and that the Bortas'qu line would be able to face an Odyssey in a fair fight.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,456 Community Moderator
    edited March 2014
    Granted, however they gain a 4x weakness to Tetryon damage. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    I wish I wasn't suffering from Writer's Block. (Legit wish on this one lol)
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Granted, however they gain a 4x weakness to Tetryon damage. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    I wish I wasn't suffering from Writer's Block. (Legit wish on this one lol)

    Granted. I won't corrupt it because that wouldn't be fair.

    I wish that I could punch through titanium.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    I wish that I could punch through titanium.

    Granted, but you can ONLY punch through titanium, and it hasn't been used to build anything for centuries.

    I wish there was a Klingon-centric Star Trek series, so the creators of this game would have more to go on in that department, and the Broken Base here wouldn't be as bad. :)
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. I won't corrupt it because that wouldn't be fair.

    I wish that I could punch through titanium.

    Granted, but you have trouble not crushing things.

    I wish that Arc didn't use up limited internet. :(
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you can ONLY punch through titanium, and it hasn't been used to build anything for centuries.

    I wish there was a Klingon-centric Star Trek series, so the creators of this game would have more to go on in that department, and the Broken Base here wouldn't be as bad. :)
    Granted, and I can't corrupt that one because it would be awesome.
    Granted, but you have trouble not crushing things.

    I wish that Arc didn't use up limited internet. :(

    Granted, and incorruptible because ARC is TRIBBLE and anything that makes it better and/or removes it is a good thing.

    I wish I was Captain Ja'rod, because he is cool.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, and I can't corrupt that one because it would be awesome.


    Granted, and incorruptible because ARC is TRIBBLE and anything that makes it better and/or removes it is a good thing.

    I wish I was Captain Ja'rod, because he is cool.

    (Methinks part of the lack of Klingon content is because we only have a few episodes which shows Klingons in their element without either Worf's romanticism or a Federation outsider filter coloring everything.)

    Granted, but between seasons, you're ganked by an Undine, and replaced. Shortly after, it turns out that the Majority of the Klingon High Council has been replaced by Undine or working for the Iconians. The Federation and the Republic are not much better off, thanks to simultaneous Borg Invasions over the majority of Federation memberworlds, and severe setbacks in the Alliance/Voth/Undine war. And the Iconians are still coming.

    I wish for follow-up episodes to the "Cardassian Struggle" storyline.
    STO in a shellnut.
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    (Methinks part of the lack of Klingon content is because we only have a few episodes which shows Klingons in their element without either Worf's romanticism or a Federation outsider filter coloring everything.)

    Granted, but between seasons, you're ganked by an Undine, and replaced. Shortly after, it turns out that the Majority of the Klingon High Council has been replaced by Undine or working for the Iconians. The Federation and the Republic are not much better off, thanks to simultaneous Borg Invasions over the majority of Federation memberworlds, and severe setbacks in the Alliance/Voth/Undine war. And the Iconians are still coming.

    I wish for follow-up episodes to the "Cardassian Struggle" storyline.

    Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.

    I wish for magic unicorns in STO.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.

    I wish for magic unicorns in STO.

    Granted. They are weaksauce.

    I wish my Scimitar could have twice the hull and shields, twice the weapons, and the thalaron gun could 1-shot tac cubes and had a 1 second charge time.
  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. They are weaksauce.

    I wish my Scimitar could have twice the hull and shields, twice the weapons, and the thalaron gun could 1-shot tac cubes and had a 1 second charge time.

    Granted, but they put it in a lockbox.

    I wish for no more factions.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.

    I wish for magic unicorns in STO.

    Granted, but they're far too similar to a certain other franchise's unicorns, and despite being legally distinct, the similarity is enough to make the resulting ****storm make the release of the Voth seem like it was met with solemn approval.
    Granted, but they put it in a lockbox.

    I wish for no more factions.

    Granted, the Iconians invade and faction lines are dissolved. However, the days of free and semi-free ships are over, and all that drops from lockboxes, bought on the C-store, and granted at level-up are crafting blueprints for ships, the materials which must be scavenged under fire from overwhelming Iconian forces. and even then, they come with no equipment, and if you fail to protect your home spacedock from an Iconian raid and it's still being built or in for repairs, you lose that ship for good.


    I wish I had a portal gun. (I'm out of ideas for actual wishes, but can corrupt endlessly? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS)
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish I had a portal gun. (I'm out of ideas for actual wishes, but can corrupt endlessly? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS)

    Granted, but you can only use the Portal gun in Portal.

    I wish for an Undine lockbox.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you can only use the Portal gun in Portal.

    I wish for an Undine lockbox.

    Granted, but Undine Antiproton is an underwhelming proc, the ships are far nerfed from their NPC and canon appearances, and the ground weapons are organically-grown ugly-as-sin monstrosities.

    I wish I could write awesome things on command. :(
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