Granted. You are Mullo, the ancient Celtic god of eye infections.
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I wish people would learn to be content with who they are and what they have. (That way I'd have no competition in my quest for world domination.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. They do so by invading Earth on every drone's birthday. Whic means that they invade Earth literally every day, by simple statistics.
I wish I could use a combination of gravity and air pressure manipulation to fly, throw giant rocks and stuff in whatever direction I choose, and stick stuff together.
granted, but STO stands for Super Trucks Online (this amazingly detailed truck driving MMO that real life truckers play ironically to make fun of themselves)
Granted, but I can't corrupt that because I want it too.
I wish this game had actual new raids.
Granted, but they either use enemies so uninspired, they feel like someone pulled them out of a shovelware Chinese Knockoff game, or they're so ridiculously OP that a team full of Scimitars last about a minute before getting relentlessly blow to pieces.
I wish this game's ground combat resembled Mass Effect 1. (Because why not?)
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
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Granted, but you can't take them off.
I wish I had a fully-loaded Scimitar-class warbird IRL.
I wish I could throw a potato at you.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted. I catch it and throw it back.
I wish I was god.
Granted. You are Mullo, the ancient Celtic god of eye infections.
...
I wish people would learn to be content with who they are and what they have.
(That way I'd have no competition in my quest for world domination.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. All social and technological progress stagnates, leaving us open to invasion by Klingons.
I wish that I was Q.
Your neighbors Burt, and Ernie's" Domestic" squabbles drive you insane!
I wish I had a Chocolate chip cookie.
(GOOD one!)
Granted, but it is stale, about the size of a hockey puck and slightly less edible.
I wish I had a 1000" LCD HDTV.
I wish I had a jem'hadar Attack ship to sell.
Granted, but its a sucky no-name kind that comes in a bulk box of 500 and tastes like cardboard.
I wish flying a shuttle in STO was as fun as this thread.
GRANTED! But no one ever buys it as you get greedy asking 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 EC for it.
I wish every ship had a third nascel so I can hit warp 10 and have lizard babies with Cpt Janeway.
Granted, however, The Doctor & Janeway were on to your little plan and gave you the antidote to make you human again, and ruin your plans.
I wish Washu from the anime Tenchi Muyo! would make us a real FTL starship >=3.
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I wish the foundry had a 3D editor.
Granted, but it is so buggy that the Devs bring it down indefinitely
I wish that the Gumpert Apollo S was introduced to Need For Speed: Rivals.
I wish for a solid emerald metronome.
Granted, but the government has their eyes on it and they take it as a "national treasure".
I wish for the Arc class.
Granted, but it is not only weaksauce, but it glitches the game and spies on your computer when used.
I wish I could alter gravity.
i wish the borg celebrated birthdays
(????? What the heck?)
Granted. They do so by invading Earth on every drone's birthday. Whic means that they invade Earth literally every day, by simple statistics.
I wish I could use a combination of gravity and air pressure manipulation to fly, throw giant rocks and stuff in whatever direction I choose, and stick stuff together.
granted, but u have to wear tights that ride up
i wish kira never got together w odo (weirdddddd)
Granted, but the REAL Dr. Eric Cooper is sent back in time and Kira and Cooper date.
I wish that the Mercedes CLK-GTR was introduced into Need For Speed: Rivals.
Granted . . . on condition that you utter the following phrase in your best 'jock' voice everytime you boot up: "EA . . . ITS IN THE LAME!!!"
I wish Tuvix had his own spin off show.
i wish they explained how a human tuvok was on the enterprise-b and d
I wish I saw more of the Southern stars, nebulae, and galaxies, because they get better stuff.
I wish I was the lead dev for STO, with the money and permission to make the game as even more awesome than it is as it deserves to be.
i wish star trek online had patrick stewart's VO
I wish this game had actual new raids.
Granted, but they either use enemies so uninspired, they feel like someone pulled them out of a shovelware Chinese Knockoff game, or they're so ridiculously OP that a team full of Scimitars last about a minute before getting relentlessly blow to pieces.
I wish this game's ground combat resembled Mass Effect 1. (Because why not?)
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
I wish SWTOR didn't make you pay $30 to change your guild name.
I wish the Arc logo didn't look like a dilated sphincter.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
I wish my wishes were more creative.