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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    seaquest42 wrote: »
    Granted, but they came out with STO 2.0

    I wish for nothing.

    Granted. The entire universe is now a pocket of nonexistence.

    I wish that I was Supreme System Lord Anubis.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but EA unleashes the mother of all micro-transactions requiring 100$ per minute of gameplay.


    I wish Caitians and Ferasans got the Cathar fur patterns from that game and Bioware made the real Cathar playable and not just the subspecies.

    Granted, but now the Caitians and Ferasans have to have those weird head shapes that the cathars do in the game.

    I wish the Cathars didn't have weird head shapes in SWTOR.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now the Caitians and Ferasans have to have those weird head shapes that the cathars do in the game.

    I wish the Cathars didn't have weird head shapes in SWTOR.

    Granted, but they give them weird voices instead.


    I wish SWTOR's F2P had less stupid restrictions like no titles unless you pay for it.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but they give them weird voices instead.


    I wish SWTOR's F2P had less stupid restrictions like no titles unless you pay for it.

    Granted. SWTOR is now a P2P-only game.

    I wish I was Supreme System Lord Anubis (since this one hasn't been corrupted yet).
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but they give them weird voices instead.


    I wish SWTOR's F2P had less stupid restrictions like no titles unless you pay for it.

    Granted, but now they cost 10 million credits each. (Titles are useless anyway).

    I wish the railgun in Galatic Starfighter had a longer range in SWTOR.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. SWTOR is now a P2P-only game.

    I wish I was Supreme System Lord Anubis (since this one hasn't been corrupted yet).

    Fine, but I assassinate him.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now they cost 10 million credits each. (Titles are useless anyway).

    I wish the railgun in Galatic Starfighter had a longer range in SWTOR.

    Granted, but it does far less damage now.

    I wish SWTOR had player housing.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now they cost 10 million credits each. (Titles are useless anyway).

    I wish the railgun in Galatic Starfighter had a longer range in SWTOR.
    Granted, but now its damage is nerfed to 0.

    I wish I was Teal'c.
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Fine, but I assassinate him.

    Damn yooooooooouuuuu!!!!
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but now its damage is nerfed to 0.

    I wish I was Teal'c.


    Damn yooooooooouuuuu!!!!

    Granted, but you can only be that person for a year before you become the most hated person in the world.

    I wish I had a wish.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can only be that person for a year before you become the most hated person in the world.

    I wish I had a wish.

    (Why the Teal'c hate? Everybody loves Teal'c!)

    Granted, but you just used it.

    I wish that I had literally everything I could ever possibly want or need.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    (Why the Teal'c hate? Everybody loves Teal'c!)

    Granted, but you just used it.

    I wish that I had literally everything I could ever possibly want or need.

    Granted, but you find out in the end it wasn't as great as you thought it would be so you go straight back to wishing for large quantities of stuff you think you want but don't really need.


    I wish I had MK VIX Gear.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    (Why the Teal'c hate? Everybody loves Teal'c!)

    Granted, but you just used it.

    I wish that I had literally everything I could ever possibly want or need.

    Granted, but you suffocate in stuff in your house that you thought you needed.

    I wish I had a railgun.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but you find out in the end it wasn't as great as you thought it would be so you go straight back to wishing for large quantities of stuff you think you want but don't really need.


    I wish I had MK VIX Gear.

    Granted, but they nerfed it.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but you suffocate in stuff in your house that you thought you needed.

    I wish I had a railgun.

    Granted, but it only shoots bubbles.


    I wish I could play as a Borg Cat :P.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but it does far less damage now.

    I wish SWTOR had player housing.

    I won't corrupt that because I want that too.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but you find out in the end it wasn't as great as you thought it would be so you go straight back to wishing for large quantities of stuff you think you want but don't really need.


    I wish I had MK VIX Gear.
    Granted, but everyone else has it too.
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but you suffocate in stuff in your house that you thought you needed.

    I wish I had a railgun.

    Granted, but it blows up in your face.

    (also, ashkrik: Great job understanding that "everything I could possibly want or need" includes the storage space for that stuff)

    I wish I was Extreme Leader of the galaxy.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but it only shoots bubbles.


    I wish I could play as a Borg Cat :P.

    Granted, but the queen kicks you out because you thought her robotic spine as a ball of yarn.


    I wish I could melt stuff of my choice.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted Worffan, but the sith emperor uses force drain on you and kills you, then becomes the new leader.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the queen kicks you out because you thought her robotic spine as a ball of yarn.


    I wish I could melt stuff of my choice.

    Granted, but you melt everything else when you use your power, too.

    I wish I was Jack O'Neill.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the queen kicks you out because you thought her robotic spine as a ball of yarn.


    I wish I could melt stuff of my choice.

    Who needs her. I'll start my own collective.

    Granted, but you found out melting is not as fun as freezing but you learn you can't change powers.


    I wish I could shapeshift.
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Who needs her. I'll start my own collective.

    Granted, but you found out melting is not as fun as freezing but you learn you can't change powers.


    I wish I could shapeshift.

    Granted, but you are forced to be my apprentice in shapeshifting for all eternity, for I am a Changeling disguised as an Undine disguised as a Starfleet officer.

    I wish for a bunny.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Who needs her. I'll start my own collective.

    Granted, but you found out melting is not as fun as freezing but you learn you can't change powers.


    I wish I could shapeshift.

    Granted, you shapeshift into a rock and then lose your power.

    I wish I was a Gorn.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Granted, but you are forced to be my apprentice in shapeshifting for all eternity, for I am a Changeling disguised as an Undine disguised as a Starfleet officer.

    I wish for a bunny.

    Granted, but it dies.

    I wish I was a Gorn.
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  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you shapeshift into a rock and then lose your power.

    I wish I was a Gorn.

    Granted, but you get banged on the head by some starfleet captain with the worst punches ever.


    I wish we could make bigger signatures.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it dies.

    I wish I was a Gorn.

    Granted, but you freeze to death in the Arctic.

    I wish I was Jack O'Neill.
  • ashkrik23ashkrik23 Member Posts: 10,809 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you freeze to death in the Arctic.

    I wish I was Jack O'Neill.

    Granted, but nothing bad happens to you because I'm nice for 5 seconds.

    I wish I would go back to corrupting wishes.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you freeze to death in the Arctic.

    I wish I was Jack O'Neill.

    Granted, you are him in his last moments of life.

    I wish you can get hamburgers in STO.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but nothing bad happens to you because I'm nice for 5 seconds.

    I wish I would go back to corrupting wishes.

    Granted, but then you get bad at corrupting.
    So many people posting at once!
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ashkrik23 wrote: »
    Granted, but nothing bad happens to you because I'm nice for 5 seconds.

    I wish I would go back to corrupting wishes.
    Granted. But none of the wishes are worth corrupting.
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, you are him in his last moments of life.

    I wish you can get hamburgers in STO.

    Granted. But eating them makes the game crash, and feeding them to Tribbles empties your inventory.

    I wish I had 500,000,000 ZEN and a 10,000,000-DPS over-crit PWNscort.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. But none of the wishes are worth corrupting.


    Granted. But eating them makes the game crash, and feeding them to Tribbles empties your inventory.

    I wish I had 500,000,000 ZEN and a 10,000,000-DPS over-crit PWNscort.

    Granted, but Cryptic bans you from the game because they thought you TRIBBLE it to get that much.

    I wish I could use the force.
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