Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

I make squad for bh lunar, be nice and pay 3m fee, with this world chat "Making Squad for full Lunar, BH Path, Random drops, free run, i get EoD"
Essence of Defense was going like 2.8m at the time, and no 2x drops, but i needed them for gear.
Squad fills immeadietely, run goes smoothly
Kill the bh boss, then vile drag queen.

Then the cleric says "Thanks for bh" leaves squad. Sin leaves no word, barb says "no cleric, cya later" and leaves. bm and veno stay for a few minutes, seemingly afk as i try to find replacements, but no one wants to come because they cant see a benefit in it for them.
bm and veno both leave saying "sorry, i gtg" and "I dont think we can finish this"
im stuck inside for another 30 minutes trying to find people to help finish run, because i had already spent 3m for fee. I give up, leave, go turn in bh, chipsb:sad

I had stacked bhs from being lazy, so i make another run, same exact thing happens, give up after hour in instance. turn in bh, Orb of Cultivationb:cry

I had 6m total coins to start that day, end up with 100k and no EoDs
b:surrender

Jaabg - Sanctuary

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

I had 6m total coins to start that day, end up with 100k and no EoDs
b:surrender

Sorry to hear about your experience b:sad. When i run lunar, i try to ensure that i have at least 3 friends. That makes 4 people, before starting the run i say full run. When we enter, i say full run. When we kill first boss i say full run. I have yet to have a person ditch out.

Haila - Sanctuary

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

I make squad for bh lunar, be nice and pay 3m fee, with this world chat "Making Squad for full Lunar, BH Path, Random drops, free run, i get EoD"
Essence of Defense was going like 2.8m at the time, and no 2x drops, but i needed them for gear.
Squad fills immeadietely, run goes smoothly
Kill the bh boss, then vile drag queen.

Then the cleric says "Thanks for bh" leaves squad. Sin leaves no word, barb says "no cleric, cya later" and leaves. bm and veno stay for a few minutes, seemingly afk as i try to find replacements, but no one wants to come because they cant see a benefit in it for them.
bm and veno both leave saying "sorry, i gtg" and "I dont think we can finish this"
im stuck inside for another 30 minutes trying to find people to help finish run, because i had already spent 3m for fee. I give up, leave, go turn in bh, chipsb:sad

I had stacked bhs from being lazy, so i make another run, same exact thing happens, give up after hour in instance. turn in bh, Orb of Cultivationb:cry

I had 6m total coins to start that day, end up with 100k and no EoDs
b:surrender

Did u try this with the new EoD price also ? b:chuckle

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

Haila - Sanctuary wrote: »

Did u try this with the new EoD price also ? b:chuckle

Yea, but i suggested they bail out for that
Had friends who wanted to come help and wanted a free basic badges lined up for 3rd valley

Xainou - Sanctuary

**** geared sins QQing they got kickced from Bh metal with their Hook/Thorns. lol

Jaabg - Sanctuary

Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »

**** geared sins QQing they got kickced from Bh metal with their Hook/Thorns. lol

Sins still have hook and thorns in this day and age b:shutup.

opkossy

Any level 100 sin using hooks needs to be shot. >_>

It's bad enough at 95 when they ignore morai daggers, though I can understand why they'd do it even if it's kinda poor reasoning... but at 100? No. Just... no. b:sweat

Daemon_Imp - Lost City

"comprendes espanol?"

not again... b:shocked

Xainou - Sanctuary

OPKossy wrote: »

Any level 100 sin using hooks needs to be shot. >_>

Yea, I agree. Any other class would get their butt kicked too for being so **** geared. You're just leeching off your squadmates, using that kind of underleveld gear. Nothing I want in my BHs, although it wasn't me who ended up in a squad with said person.

Kalmiah - Raging Tide

" ur too slow "

by a psychic who refuses to wait a sin kill shades so i could do full pull. no. He has to go and leeroy them all by himself. Then possibly QQ if he dies.

Sairem_Sin - Harshlands

'jajajajaja'
Especially when They attempt to speak To me, Usually they Derive into what seems to be trolling me, but nonetheless I've learned to loathe it >:(

Colum - Raging Tide

" can I BB at Minister? "

from a lvl 102 cleric...

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

New Seat bossb:chuckle

8k Hp Sin, But +12 daggers, tells us we dont need a barb, he will tank.

Gets 1 shot

qzazn8

Cleric in Full Delta: "uh shoot I'll be back in a few, I have to make dinner and pick up my kids."
Usually this isn't a problem because all clerics really do it bb the whole time (plus she was charmed), but she chose to leave right before wave 3 started. b:cry

MisEry__ - Archosaur

me: (doing bb in bh metal boss with a r8 +11 wep)
barb dies, then QQ: how can a level 102 cleric cant keep me alive.

Nalvaes - Raging Tide

I was in Morai earlier (finishing gold quests) and I get to the Corpse Orchid boss.

A level 101 Cleric with r9+10 says they'll help, they run up and start attacking the boss. I HF when she sparks and MSS after so she doesn't have to heal as much, but she says "Don't HF." After 6 hits, the boss has already lost 700k/3359k hp and the cleric randomly stops.

I ask why and she says "Oh I can't do this, and I'm out of pots." She says she's gonna get some more and 2 minutes later she logs. Ended up having to WC for someone elses help and finally got the boss.


1: Why would a level 101 cleric NOT have a reason to carry pots? I mean if they have enough money for R9 they should be able to get herbs IJS.

2: She was able to deal 5th or 6th of the bosses health with 6 hits...Pretty sure that means she could take out a 3m+ hp boss.

3: Why would you not want HF/GS/MSS on a boss with over 3m hp?


Random things I've heard recently in squads:

"I be back in 30mins dun kill da boss"-When we were AT the boss

"I don't need a weapon to use my skills"-Psychic in bh79 (haven't played psy much but most of the skills require a soulsphere b:shocked)

"Why don't you marrow the boss?"-said while I'm tanking Pole (pole uses melee and mage, marrow lowers the other defences to boost the opposite)

"Why you use OHT claws, OHT sucks!"-I use them because they almost do double the damage I deal from my level 90 fists, and they look badass doing it b:cute

"Mystic you should purify!/Cleric why u no use cragglord?"-In bh69 (stop confusing the healers ppl )

*Squadmate singing random songs in chat while we try to talk about the plan for bosses*

"You're not a BM you're a melee wizard"-sin in bh59 who was actually serious (how do you mistake a BM for a wizard? b:shocked)

"Who got hands?"-after boss is half dead or hands blow up half the squad

"Oops, ran outta mana for vortex"-seeker right before pull (please guys...wait to throw up vortex until after barb/puller pulls last group of mobs)

"Psy and Wiz are same/BM and Seeker are same/Mystic and Cleric are same"-heard this from alot of people both high and low lvl...There's a reason they're different classes b:angry

opkossy

Nalvaes - Raging Tide wrote: »

"Why don't you marrow the boss?"-said while I'm tanking Pole (pole uses melee and mage, marrow lowers the other defences to boost the opposite)

This one actually does make sense. You can use phys marrow to deal with the (predominantly) melee attacks and then simply use shadowless kick or earthquake every 5-6 hits from the boss to cancel the magic attacks while pole tries to channel them. Kinda like how with an excellent barb, pole will never get the AoEs or debuffs off because the barb will be able to time Alacrity to cancel them all.

Jaabg - Sanctuary

OPKossy wrote: »

This one actually does make sense. You can use phys marrow to deal with the (predominantly) melee attacks and then simply use shadowless kick or earthquake every 5-6 hits from the boss to cancel the magic attacks while pole tries to channel them. Kinda like how with an excellent barb, pole will never get the AoEs or debuffs off because the barb will be able to time Alacrity to cancel them all.

While potentially true, it can be deadly if mistimed in the slightest. When i do pole on my bm, i use earthquake and spark to ward off the debuffs. I don't hf, boss dies in 1~2 sparks anyways.

Liam_ - Sanctuary

In seat, squad leader gets bored of looking for a barb and pulls in a random sin instead.

Me: Wait... who's tanking this?
Lead: You ofc.
_Liam has left the squad

You'd think people would know how this boss works by now. -.-

Nalvaes - Raging Tide wrote: »

"Why don't you marrow the boss?"-said while I'm tanking Pole (pole uses melee and mage, marrow lowers the other defences to boost the opposite)

Wut? Ofc you physical marrow pole. It's magic hits for **** all and not that often. The physical defence debuff is what really kills, and with marrow you have plenty of breathing room incase of slow clerics, no chi or mistimed cancels.

Sarrafeline - Sanctuary

Liam_ - Sanctuary wrote: »

In seat, squad leader gets bored of looking for a barb and pulls in a random sin instead.

Me: Wait... who's tanking this?
Lead: You ofc.
_Liam has left the squad

You'd think people would know how this boss works by now. -.-



Wut? Ofc you physical marrow pole. It's magic hits for **** all and not that often. The physical defence debuff is what really kills, and with marrow you have plenty of breathing room incase of slow clerics, no chi or mistimed cancels.

Not trying to rain on your parade, but I've done Seat several times with a BM tanking it. Get the gear, and a squad where each member has more of an IQ than a cucumber, and you should be okay.

Granted, having a sin DC while in the middle of it and kill everyone sucks, but would have happened uberbarb or not.

Liveena - Heavens Tear

In BH79, while we're killing Brig in my BM

sin: hf now
sin demon spark, I timed my HF, sin stole agro and dies along with boss.
sin : wtf u nuub
b:surrender

I think I've killed more sins this way b:laugh

Xainou - Sanctuary

BH Abaddon, BM tanking:

"Someone BV pls."

*looks at own archer who hit 100 a bit ago and just opened third past map* ... *looks at other archer with G16 and first demon fairy* ... ... ... yea.

Liveena - Heavens Tear

BH Eden today on my BM.

Got a lvl 100 cleric, who died because he failed to puri himself despite I told him repeatedly.
Then I see his equipment along with the blue named equipment. b:shocked

Kniraven - Lost City

I have to say, by far the most entertaining thing about this thread is the people coming on here making fun of others they consider fail; only to reveal how incredibly ignorant they themselves are. xDDD

ToyTank - Raging Tide

Liveena - Heavens Tear wrote: »

BH Eden today on my BM.

Got a lvl 100 cleric, who died because he failed to puri himself despite I told him repeatedly.
Then I see his equipment along with the blue named equipment. b:shocked

That looks like TT80 gold gear and morai wand not bad gear for PvE, and str tome is fine less stat points into str. Dont see anything wrong with the cleric.

I have a lvl 100 cleric with green TT80 and 3star gear with a FC glaive and it can heal the sht out of any instance.

MinoSlayer - Dreamweaver

A hissing barb is a reliable predicter of a pending squadwipe:)

"ssssssssssssssssssssss"

Annalyse - Heavens Tear

Sarrafeline - Sanctuary wrote: »

Not trying to rain on your parade, but I've done Seat several times with a BM tanking it. Get the gear, and a squad where each member has more of an IQ than a cucumber, and you should be okay.

Granted, having a sin DC while in the middle of it and kill everyone sucks, but would have happened uberbarb or not.

Really depends on the BM. Mine has the typical APS gear setup refined to +6, 11k HP with barb buff, and can't tank because she gets one-shot by the bleed hit. And I'm sure a lot are as average geared as mine.

So far, I have never seen anyone below 13k HP not get killed tanking SoT.

Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary

Annalyse - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Really depends on the BM. Mine has the typical APS gear setup refined to +6, 11k HP with barb buff, and can't tank because she gets one-shot by the bleed hit. And I'm sure a lot are as average geared as mine.

So far, I have never seen anyone below 13k HP not get killed tanking SoT.

I can tank both, but i have 10k phy def and 14k + hp, my arch has similar def and 12k + hp, she could also with a charm but was hard, anything below that, indeed, is impossible I would imagine, unless you have insane phy def perhaps.

MissTerra - Lost City

I was in a 9x frost on my psy, and our cleric was constantly doing random stuff (ie buffing instead of healing), and he kept dying because he'd aggro a group Leroy Jenkins style - he later told us he was drunk. I ended up logging my sin to clear the frost faster, and cleric kept asking for lead so he can bring his sin, when we were at the last boss before big room - wasn't going to happen, so he ragequit. I pked him and he started pming lead from his sin so he could pk me, -_-;;

"You guys have a drunk cleric," is something I definitely don't want to hear again in a 9x frost.

Annayanagi - Archosaur

Liveena - Heavens Tear wrote: »

BH Eden today on my BM.

Got a lvl 100 cleric, who died because he failed to puri himself despite I told him repeatedly.
Then I see his equipment along with the blue named equipment. b:shocked

i don't see anything wrong with a blue named equipment specially if it has decent stats. i had a blue named necklace until 101 before i got my tt90 neck