Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say

BerserkBeast - Sanctuary

lol now lv.11 revive cost 50m in Sanctuary?

Xainou - Sanctuary

Absinda - Sanctuary wrote: »

Second, if you're incompetent enough to die repeatedly at a boss I (the squishy cleric) can solo, you don't deserve my 50,000,000-coin level-11 Rez.

Exactly that kind of remark is what I hate to hear ingame. lol

Absinda - Sanctuary

I have better manners than to ever say that to anyone, however well deserved it might be. Far easier just to let them continue kissing concrete until the boss is dead. b:victory

At that particular boss, there're a lot of melee-class players who don't get that ranged classes can put a lot of damage on the boss while they're fleeing for cover. If, as is sometimes the case, the cleric is the only ranged class in squad, it's a total waste to tie her up rez'ing non observant players when she could be putting damage on target, moreso if she's pure magic and very well equipped. But, of course, we all know clerics are good for nothing but tagging along and throwing up an occasional BB; right?

Buff_me

"Let me afk for a bit". This "bit" always lasts too long ;/

Deceptistar - Sanctuary

Xainou - Sanctuary wrote: »

Exactly that kind of remark is what I hate to hear ingame. lol

at least they sound like they dont pamper rez them to the point of idiocy. Its pretty smart thinking as opposed to blind kindness that may potentially endanger future squaders of that person.




Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say
- I was watching a movie/youtube

Teseanna - Heavens Tear

How bout....."Oops, that works in __________!" (insert random game name)

b:chuckleb:laughb:pleased

Colum - Raging Tide

" Clerics shouldnt kill harpys u should heal me!!!! " shouts the archer engaging own harpy after I attacked mine.

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

Start of full warsong run, everyone says what molds they need, the cleric says glaive. by the end of run, the cleric who had basically done nothing, having refused to even attack on the pavilion he said he could solo (metal) having the barb chase around the mobs instead. after we kill the final boss, 2 molds both wanted by people drop, to be polite, these people ask if the squad is ok with them picking. the cleric then picks both molds
he Says "I take, i need cash"
at this point, 2 people drop squad, and i kick him and 3 people all attack him.

his friend the sin (r9 +12, but could only solo earth) was banking the run, and had already picked up essenses. he then leaves squad, stealths, and kills me, because i cant fight back while typing, then jumps off.
world chat 20 seconds later "Selling [Essense of Offense] Pm me"
the next day, im making a squad for warsong, and i get a pm from the cleric on his bm, who has the same name basically saying
"me cleric for warsong, i solo fire metal"
when i respond "seriously?"
he says "yes, i cleric for warsong, invite me"

i give up ><
b:surrender

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

Let me simplify that last post
things you never want to hear your squadmates say....
speaks in perfect english for the whole run, steals drops at end up run then says
"sorry i no understand you, me english no good"

next day has no recollection of events of the day before asks for squad again

MageMERC - Harshlands

Probably everyone facepalms when I do fc xp rooms on my alts cause I always warn them with "Just FYI this is a totally undergeared/unskilled alt."

Jaabg - Sanctuary

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

"sorry i no understand you, me english no good"

next day has no recollection of events of the day before asks for squad again

I remember a player like that, 5 months ago when i was trading around in mounts. This player used to pm me, no speak english, sell mount 1m, i buy? Naturally after 5 months gear progresses, i forgot about that player. By chance i was in squad with that player for a lunar run, that person spoke english just fine.

Moral of the story: People will con you b:chuckle.

Kisara - Harshlands

This was in BH 39.

Wiz: Why don't you have a Herc?
Me: Because I don't have $200 dollars to drop on one....
Wiz: n00b, Herc is Veno starter pet.

REALLY? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE I CAN ****ING GET ONE, THANKS.

Also, in the same BH:

Sin: Veno, heal me.
Me: Um...I can't.
Sin: You're healing pet.
Me: That's because it's my pet, I only have heal skill for pet.
Sin: ....there is person heal for Veno too...

I'm sorry, unless your talking about Metabolic Boost (which is a self-cast only skill) I CAN'T HEAL YOU SMART ONE!

Hellanina - Raging Tide

Random:
"Pssh...You can use normal wings to fly for hours"-sin, no...natural wings drain mp

"Why glitch Bubbleboss? The cleric will be fine"-barb to a lv57 cleric(1 hit from bubble) O.o

"We need a DD"-in bh79 when it was only DDs and one cleric b:cold

"Heal us!"-while i'm wielding crossbow...seriously? i'm not a cleric

"I want some pancakes BRB"-cleric that never comes back

"The (insert core skill) is useless"

FC:

"Don't BoA/Vortex, I can't hold agro"-Isn't that the DDs JOB in fc?

"Take out the bishops guys!"-sin who didn't attack bishs in squad with no other aps b:cold

"Brbr"-barb who went afk after every pull

"Barb doesn't need chi for pull"-seeker at heads room, shortly after barb pulled with no chi and died b:sad

FBs/BHs:

"The (squishiest person in squad) can tank pole"-Barb

"what does (insert ranged skill) do?"-uses while boss targeted b:surrender

"You're garbage gear fails, i made R9 in a day"-So you CSed? b:shocked

"Can two people tab same boss? :O"-*facepalm* Really? it says ONLY the leader can tab

"Outta mana" *rest of squad runs ahead and dies then blames healer*-if a healer has no mana don't run into a fight you can't win w/o one O.o

"BP Pl0x" *when said by mage classes*-it doesn't effect mages or archers QQ

"IDK WHAT 2 DO!/How I play (class)?"-few ppl in Abbadon *facepalm*

Sheogorath - Momaganon

Hellanina - Raging Tide wrote: »

"I want some pancakes BRB"-cleric that never comes back

Pancakes are serious business and every squad should accommodate for emergency pancake breaks.

Whipporwhill - Raging Tide

Sin: Veno, heal me.

Yah, I've rolled four venos thus far and I can't tell you how many times I've heard this and it really irks me being addressed as just veno.

My fave thing I've ever heard in squad was: "Hang on, guys, I just peed." LOLOL Needless to say they never came back.

Takeva - Heavens Tear

Absinda - Sanctuary wrote: »

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Just completed last boss in TT 3-2. We ask the designated banker to divie up the drops; he replies:

"This is a roleplaying game and I'm a thief."

Whereupon he dc's.

LOL wow that's messed up but really funny.

Deceptistar - Sanctuary wrote: »

Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say
- I was watching a movie/youtube

I really hate this. Especially when it's a cleric/barb. Had one barb blame the cleric for his death, even though he admitted to not being on screen because he was watching a video. Oh but the cleric should have still kept him alive.

Hellanina - Raging Tide wrote: »

FBs/BHs:

"Can two people tab same boss? :O"-*facepalm* Really? it says ONLY the leader can tab

"Outta mana" *rest of squad runs ahead and dies then blames healer*-if a healer has no mana don't run into a fight you can't win w/o one O.o

"BP Pl0x" *when said by mage classes*-it doesn't effect mages or archers QQ

RED: Actually, When I first started out, I didn't know this until like my bh59 or bh69.b:surrender

ORANGE: I hate this so much. The cleric would repeatedly say they don't have mana/chi, but stupid people would pull mobs/boss and blame it on the cleric when they die. >.>

PINK: LOL I'm a wizard and I ask for BP just to be funny. Besides it's nice to watch sins keep trying to give me it until they are like, "Wait..." b:chuckle


Other things that annoy me,

Clerics that don't have purify on any of their hotkeys. "I hardly use it, so wait... Let me find it."

Clerics that that think by just using IH it will save everyone. "Purify takes to long to cast! He won't die if I keep doing this!"

Jacerai - Dreamweaver

Takeva - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Other things that annoy me,

Clerics that don't have purify on any of their hotkeys. "I hardly use it, so wait... Let me find it."

Clerics that that think by just using IH it will save everyone. "Purify takes to long to cast! He won't die if I keep doing this!"

Am I one of the few clerics that has every skill on a hotkey and the hotkey bar completely extended out? b:surrender

Allisandre - Sanctuary

Hellanina - Raging Tide wrote: »

"Outta mana" *rest of squad runs ahead and dies then blames healer*-if a healer has no mana don't run into a fight you can't win w/o one O.o

A sure sign of a fail healer....

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

Allisandre - Sanctuary wrote: »

A sure sign of a fail healer....

At low levels, mp pots are expensive, and not very effective. MP charms are also expensive. At lv 75 you can use Herbs, but before that, mp was an issue. Back running bh 59 when it first came out, the clerics often ran out of mp during fights and had to recharge inbetween pulls. it is not a sign of a bad cleric, it is just a sign of being a low level trying to run an instance

Darkette - Sanctuary

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

At low levels, mp pots are expensive, and not very effective. MP charms are also expensive. At lv 75 you can use Herbs, but before that, mp was an issue. Back running bh 59 when it first came out, the clerics often ran out of mp during fights and had to recharge inbetween pulls. it is not a sign of a bad cleric, it is just a sign of being a low level trying to run an instance

It cuts both ways. In TT after I've popped BB I still keep a close watch on the squad bars. I don't even wanna say how often I've watched players' mp bars drop to zero and not refill, or how many times I've watched psychs, mystics, and wizards quit attacking altogether because they were out of mana. I've even seen it in FCC. No one ever says anything, but WTH, it's only the cleric burning up her charm because the kill is taking longer than it would have had everyone come prepared.

@Allesandra: I grant you there are many clerics who could profit from reading Class Guides, Dungeon Guides, or from just taking the game and their role more seriously. However, we can certainly levy such charges against representatives of all the other classes; their deficient performances simply aren't as obvious as it is with clerics. Therefore, it becomes way too easy to redirect squad failures on the cleric. I've saved squads through quick thinking countless times and have been in squads with my alts where other clerics have performed magnificently; nonetheless, most of the time the only thing you read in these forums is how this or that cleric is a fail.

Colum - Raging Tide

" sry my friend comes here instead of _____ * kicks a random person * "

-.-

Lucy_a - Sanctuary

Someone in squad (bh59) telling me to summon 3 plants.After i explain that it cant be done he insists that he has a mystic and he allways summons 3 plants. b:surrender

Level 70+ archer telling me in bh59 that he is gonna aps the boss (no aps gear what so ever,and lvl 60 fists). b:surrender b:shutup

KuIgan - Sanctuary

Just last night when I was doing a FCC with 2 sins, cleric, archer, bm and me on my 88 barb we had one sin that goes and engages every group solo and one after another making it impossible to do pulls (which my barb could do easily with 9k hp and can in his sleep now with 12k), didnt respond to us telling him to stop it and, after we kicked him for not listening, asked us what was wrong and blacklisting our squad leader...

FayHumming - Dreamweaver

*spanks fay* b:shocked

Annalyse - Heavens Tear

Colum - Raging Tide wrote: »

" sry my friend comes here instead of _____ * kicks a random person * "

-.-

I also really hate this. I left squad on my cleric one day because we were all set to start, then the leader booted a wiz to invite his friend BM. The poor person had already teleported into the instance too.

Personally, I ask friends/fac several times before world chatting, so if I fill the squad and then a friend shows up and needs it, I just tell them sorry but it is full now.

Chigenkaiona - Dreamweaver

Lucy_a - Sanctuary wrote: »

Someone in squad (bh59) telling me to summon 3 plants.After i explain that it cant be done he insists that he has a mystic and he allways summons 3 plants. b:surrender

Level 70+ archer telling me in bh59 that he is gonna aps the boss (no aps gear what so ever,and lvl 60 fists). b:surrender b:shutup

LMAO really? HAHAHAHAHA! Seems someone is either using a **** for 3 plants at once or he doesn't have much mystic experience whatsoever, aka afk xp baby/hyper baby and under the illusion he "somehow" summoned 3 plants at once. I figured this out instantly when I was running low level bh's on my mystic.

AlysonRose - Heavens Tear

I joined an Abaddon bh tonight, and was asked if I could heal against the boss. I looked at the classes and HP of the other 4 people we currently had (barb was only one with decent hp/defense) and thought that since I hadn't really tried to do so before, that it would be extremely difficult if not impossible to keep them all alive with no cleric buffs or bb.

I said "nope. we'd be taking about 2x damage with no cleric." I probably should have stated the sin was probably gonna get one shot as soon as it got aggro.

I got "lol wut? bb doesn't even heal that much!"

I said "derp I know, but it seriously reduces damage, and buffs reduce damage, but if you wanna try it I can do it."

Leaving unsaid that I'm not a total noob, I make a way better DD than a healer, especially when aoe is involved as I can only aoe heal once every 10 seconds or so since no one wants to sell Gaia's Blessing when I DO have the coin for it. No reliable rez to protect against uberfail. And Thicket/summons to full damage blah blah blah.

So they WC "Need cleric for ABA cause Mystic can't heal. trololo" Which didn't bother me, as long as we got SOMEBODY to finally fill the damn squad.

Then the rest of the squad starts saying "who says that Mystics can't heal?" "I do it on mine its easy" etc. and I say that I said I would heal, but our squad leader would rather be a smartass.

So assuming you read this far, the run is off to a great start! b:chuckle

I go in, and they wined it already (why?) and were off ahead. Our leader is a bm and they neglected to Bell any of us or seemingly themselves as they were dead by the time anyone could catch up to them. I really wanted to say "bet you want that cleric now huh?" but didn't as I was busy keeping our seeker and sin alive while the barb was afk at the entrance.

Eventually we get to the boss with no mishap, and even get bell, when barb decided to run over and aggro the boss and pull it to the cleric without telling anyone.

We chase it down after dealing with the mobs that we were already fighting, and eventually after setting up bb, then dropping it to buff, then the barb dragging the boss back and forth for like 2 minutes we start to attack it.

Now here comes the FUN part!

We were getting SLAMMED with aoe, the bosses HP bar wasn't moving hardly at all and I'm too busy healing our tank and topping off the party's hp to get an attack in as my summons are getting insta-gibbed.

I'm just standing there watching the fail unfold around us, and the Barb is trying to get them to understand why going BS crazy with aps isn't working and I ask "who here doesn't know how to kill this boss without it healing itself?"

No one decided to answer me but after a few more minutes we killed it with no problem.

Now the reason I'm writing this is 2 fold. First my fac is asleep so I couldn't vent to them b:surrender

And second, because it really annoys me that I was right in my original assessment that I probably wouldn't have been able to be the healer in that squad, since they had no idea what they were doing against the boss. We would have been pounded by aoe, I would have spammed Comforting mist and tried to spam heal the barb while it was on CD. I couldn't even use Salvation as the aoe was literally killing her instantly and dropping everyones HP (with buffs and BB) down to about 12% every couple seconds.

This also means that even though they were being a jerk, the BM was also right saying that I couldn't heal. Yeah not when you decide to aps spam the **** out of the wrong boss b:chuckle

The most annoying part of it is that I've squaded with them many times before over the years on several characters so you would think that they would remember me, and they are in a big TW faction so you would think that they would be able to handle BH Aba a little smoother.

I bear them no ill will, but seriously if you are gonna call someone out as being fail at their class at a task that another class is way better suited to do...could you at least not fail so hard it takes TWO healers to keep your *** alive? b:shutup

Desdi - Sanctuary

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

At low levels, mp pots are expensive, and not very effective. MP charms are also expensive. At lv 75 you can use Herbs, but before that, mp was an issue. Back running bh 59 when it first came out, the clerics often ran out of mp during fights and had to recharge inbetween pulls. it is not a sign of a bad cleric, it is just a sign of being a low level trying to run an instance

Man, that just brought back some memories. I remember when I built my Cleric to have a insanely large MP pool since MP charms were expensive and MP pots couldn't always keep up, especially not with BB, and apo pots had cooldowns so not always reliable.

Of course I had a little low HP, but still not too bad for my level. I didn't die much though since squads were actually making sure I don't get touched by mobs and as a pure mag build I could out heal the damage on most occasions (not direct hits from phys bosses though).

With that said yeah I wouldn't really blame a cleric below lvl75 if they run out of MP but there are still ways to manage your MP so Allisandre isn't completely wrong but I'll leave it at that.

Colum - Raging Tide

" I leave now this takes too long "

Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary

Seeker gets invited for metal, timer isn't running so he leaves, not like he`s of any use there anyway now that mobs are weaker but still damn rude!