Things you don't want to hear your squadmates say

Colum - Raging Tide

" your squad is fail you have no stunner "

says archer and sin in fc squad which is still lacking puller and has cleric, mystic, veno, archer and a sin. Veno has a damn para nova and mystic nukes the pull, who ACTUALLY need stuns in FC 85-95? Seriously.

winkz

In bh SoT
me: bm use dragons
bm: wats dragons?
me: heavens flame?
bm: oh the pretty orange skill with the snakes no i never learnt that

Fryvorg - Sanctuary

"NP" to a "Thank you!" by me (when I benefitted from that squad as well - but less), although they were the ones who asked for help.b:lipcurl

Chigenkaiona - Dreamweaver

winkz wrote: »

In bh SoT
me: bm use dragons
bm: wats dragons?
me: heavens flame?
bm: oh the pretty orange skill with the snakes no i never learnt that

On my server we call that HF, not dragons. So you'd be telling every BM what it meant in your way of calling it on its full name every time.

ThaSpectre - Archosaur

winkz wrote: »

In bh SoT
me: bm use dragons
bm: wats dragons?
me: heavens flame?
bm: oh the pretty orange skill with the snakes no i never learnt that

hahahaha i like prety orange skill with the snakes better than HF

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

I havent called that dragons since 2009! far more interesting name then hf (have fun?)

Would actually say this. Wizard and Blademaster ready your dragons! Bm use fire dragons then wizard use water dragon!b:chuckle


As for what I never want to hear squad ever say:

Farming Coa during 2x, you're the orb picker, get a good squad in big room and a ton of orbs.

You "Hey what should i make"
Them "Use it all for pages"
You (2000 orbs, winning instance = 666 Pages) "Can I please just make a ring and leave!"b:cry
Them "Pages are worth more"
1 eternity later
You (comes back, looks at manufacturing) "b:sad Only halfway doneb:angry Afk againb:surrender"

Lanii - Raging Tide

-I jsut hate it soo much when in an instance and the squad leader goes afk for a long time. and nothing you can do, not kick, not invite others... just....wait.b:cry

-When youre in an instance asking for buffs multiple times and you get ignored

-a r9 sin saying to my tt90 barb before we start boss to be sure to keep aggro... right.

-BH sot squad with 2 sins wc for another sin minimal 5 aps.... Hate it when ppl only want sins and forget other classes.

-Once for bh sot on my barb i pmd to join squad and i was asked how much hp i had -.- seriously?

-When you ask a serious question ppl reply with: lol b:surrender

-in Fc long time ago when barbs were super rare(still rare yes) and even paid for fc:
barb: brb dinner
squad: no come on were in the middle of fc
barb: No i can go cuz you have to wait for me since theyre no other barbs.

-At BH boss: ''wait i forgot to take bh''

alkhatab

This is in a bh51 run. Everyone was planning to buy fc after the bh. I told them I won't be going to FC until 80+.

Apparently the squad response to me was generally -___________- why?

Tishy - Lost City

Was doing BH Aba one day and when the squad asked for BB, the cleric said "Why would i use that, its not a healing skill" she was 103 and R9... x.x

WnbTank - Archosaur

Lanii - Raging Tide wrote: »

-BH sot squad with 2 sins wc for another sin minimal 5 aps.... Hate it when ppl only want sins and forget other classes.

I have to ask if RT lacks brains or smth? Sin that goes aps on that boss only harms the squads overall dps as it procs the p.def buff. If sin wants to be useful, he/she should CoD and spam skills. Then again critting for closer to 100k tends to pull aggro on you <.<. I get this urge to kick the sins that aps SoT boss, it`s so ridiculously harmful, you dont only make it last longer but make it harder for barb to keep aggro off DDs. It`s super annoying when you hit the 3 spark, SS, etc. combo burning your chi and critting for <10k.

BringinDeath - Archosaur

'I'll help with FULL BH', then leaves after they get their needs -,-

zozodaotaku

When in fcc room and someone gets upset with me using my pet cause they said it nerfs exp :c

akosireann

WnbTank - Archosaur wrote: »

I have to ask if RT lacks brains or smth? Sin that goes aps on that boss only harms the squads overall dps as it procs the p.def buff. If sin wants to be useful, he/she should CoD and spam skills. Then again critting for closer to 100k tends to pull aggro on you <.<. I get this urge to kick the sins that aps SoT boss, it`s so ridiculously harmful, you dont only make it last longer but make it harder for barb to keep aggro off DDs. It`s super annoying when you hit the 3 spark, SS, etc. combo burning your chi and critting for <10k.

Unfortunately 99% of those hi aps toons have iq's not going beyond their aps

This one was yesterday, we're at ordinary Snakefist.

I was an r8 veno using my old +7 pataka with a r8 barb, a +8 r8 dag sin, a windpour +5 5 aps bm, a cleric, and an archer (did not see his gears, he was always away from squad max-ranging).

We attacked snake. it went fine the first few secs, then cleric noticed my hp dropping more than expected even for me.

''Why on earth is the veno tanking?''

Kasira - Harshlands

Eucleia - Dreamweaver wrote: »

"Can we just do it with this many people, i don't want to wait longer"

"back in 10"

"anybody got crabmeat/herbs"

"do you want me to RB"

""squad members telling you to cast your skill(s)... when they are still on cooldown""


"don't use XXXX skill, it makes me lag"


<<< more that i am forgetting atm >>> b:shocked

What's wrong with asking if a squad want you to RB? When my cleric was 8x and doing the second boss in FC, I always asked that simply because you can get moaned at if you do it, and moaned at if you don't. Asking just saves arguments.

Kasira - Harshlands

The one that bugs me is the phrase "I'm pro". This usually means "I cash shopped expensive gear and power levelled to 101 in two weeks". Translation: "I don't have a clue what I'm doing."

Carichan - Sanctuary

- "I could use some heals" while you were tossing IH constantly on only that person
- "Your R999, you have to / you need to (insert silly comment here)"
- "RESS!" while your having boss aggro because tank died and your having casting revive
- "BUFF PLZ!" in any location, as if it takes them too much time to type a normal sentence
- *squishy sin dies 1shot and says "Why were you not healing me?"* this speaks for itself.
- "Clerics without channeling are fail" kudos to the person that made my day when i saw that.

Geckofreak - Sanctuary

Carichan - Sanctuary wrote: »

- "I could use some heals" while you were tossing IH constantly on only that person
- "Your R999, you have to / you need to (insert silly comment here)"
- "RESS!" while your having boss aggro because tank died and your having casting revive
- "BUFF PLZ!" in any location, as if it takes them too much time to type a normal sentence
- *squishy sin dies 1shot and says "Why were you not healing me?"* this speaks for itself.
- "Clerics without channeling are fail" kudos to the person that made my day when i saw that.

The incredibly stressful life of a cleric or barb lol, they do everything right but it isnt good enough for idiots who arent paying attention to anything besides themselves. Go back to your sin, less stressb:laugh All they want there is you to spark and stab stab stab stab stab mixing in the occasional bloodpaint

That is the reason why I will only ever play a damage dealing class, tanks and healers need to make dumb people happy.

Annipoca - Lothranis

Geckofreak - Sanctuary wrote: »

The incredibly stressful life of a cleric or barb lol, they do everything right but it isnt good enough for idiots who arent paying attention to anything besides themselves.

This is so true. The thing i most hate is getting people saying all the time ' rez ' , ' heal ', do this, do that. Oh for the love of god, who is the cleric? b:surrender

Once i had a BM telling me that all the time. My reaction? Keep asking him HF all the time after that. At least he stopped giving orders to me b:chuckle

Rhyki - Sanctuary

Someone definitely said this before. Saying it again. b:chuckle

"I pulled them all, why did we still die?"
-This, after a Seeker pulls all mobs in exp room to bb without establishing aggro.

Annipoca - Lothranis wrote: »

This is so true. The thing i most hate is getting people saying all the time ' rez ' , ' heal ', do this, do that. Oh for the love of god, who is the cleric? b:surrender

Once i had a BM telling me that all the time. My reaction? Keep asking him HF all the time after that. At least he stopped giving orders to me b:chuckle

I'm going to take a leaf from your book and do that. XD

Annipoca - Lothranis

Rhyki - Sanctuary wrote: »

I'm going to take a leaf from your book and do that. XD

Go go xD

This would be fun if was a sin messing you up aswell, troll with 'Give me BP' b:chuckle

Colum - Raging Tide

Tsssk, sins.. I have thousands of quotes from sins..

" You are going to regret this no wonder u are a fail barb literally and for gear " - T2 3.33 base aps sin with no brains, armor refine +3 weapon refine +6/7 and cant even take aggro off from me, who doesnt rib strike etcetc

" You should keep aggro my job is to DD as much as I can " - 5 aps sin

" u ribstrike " - sin who doesnt have aggro while mine had

" Why we dont just kill these mobs instead of sin pull " - cleric who refused to climb at rock when she grabbed 1 walker

" BM why you just HF and then hide in shadows u havent even got aggro " - sin who died at each boss and pav in FWS at least twice

" Cleric why didnt you purify me " - same sin after dying 2 secs after he got bubble on him from mob

" Please dont tell this to others but come hhold head for me pls " - PM from a sin who claims he can solo wood

etc..

Steellust - Sanctuary

WC: need dd for bh seat.
Me: add me I'm dd.
Private: what class?
Me: cleric
Private: already have a cleric!

If you need a specific class why not ask for it?
Clerics can dish out a lot of dd, but some how some noobs do not consider cleric class as dd...
b:surrender

mrcharlyplustwo

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they are just a scaredy cat that wants a DD who will always pull aggro (rather than themselves risk being hit).

A squad with two clerics, what could possibly be the use of that? Apart from being able to ensure survival of the healing cleric, should they pull heal aggro.

Steellust - Sanctuary

mrcharlyplustwo wrote: »

A squad with two clerics, what could possibly be the use of that? Apart from being able to ensure survival of the healing cleric, should they pull heal aggro.

Obviously the skill tree of a cleric has absolutely no attack spells and they are only there to heal, buff and res...

Castgurl - Raging Tide

*At third boss in fc* *Everything going extremely well so far*
Sin: are u guys special or something?
Me: ?
Sin: learn how to play fc before u go do it dam it
Me: LOL wtf are you talking about?
*Seeker (from same faction as sin rofl) keeps acting like a [insert here] While I'm sitting on my pretty tuss, hoping that he dies and rage quits squad...*
*Archer pm's me after run*
Archer: He says that

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is a fail cleric BC she won't BB at bosses
Me: *irl* LOL

Juwanda - Raging Tide

ponyduck wrote: »

(excerpt)


This is where the "need for speed" causes so much fail nowadays. I talked in
another post about how we used to wait in entrances of dungeons for all the
squad to arrive, no hurry to start clearing, etc.

Along with this concept came greater communication between squad members.
We would always pause before next group of mobs & relay to one another what
the plan was gonna be. As cleric, I would tell barb "I'm ready to go whenever
you are, and the second you start running, I'm gonna throw Wings on you."
Or, in other places, "where do you want me to set up bb?"

We looked to the barb as kinda the leader (as back then, a barb was almost
always the tank). And the good ones would lay out the gameplan. He'd tell
us the location where he was gonna set up aggro, ask the various other
squad members do use this or that skill at such-and-such time, etc. A lot of
times we would actually make assignments--"archer & BM will take the 2 mobs
on the left, barb will pull the ones on the right over to the wall, and the rest
of squad will take them there."

And nearly 100% of the time, we had smooth, successful runs, albeit slow by
today's standards. But it was so much more fun IMO.

But it seems no one communicates anymore, and being coordinated and
knowing what your other squad members are gonna do & when they're
gonna do it makes things go SO much easier.

Well said the need for fast now is driving me nutz!!

Sakubatou - Sanctuary

Steellust - Sanctuary wrote: »

WC: need dd for bh seat.
Me: add me I'm dd.
Private: what class?
Me: cleric
Private: already have a cleric!

If you need a specific class why not ask for it?
Clerics can dish out a lot of dd, but some how some noobs do not consider cleric class as dd...
b:surrender

Automatically not getting invited if you make me ask you your class. When I WC I expect people to whisper their class. If they say something like "dd" or "me!" or "invite" I ignore and take someone who knows how to respond. Nothing against clerics, just not inviting people that make me ask them their class when I have 20 other people whispering correctly.

Toomaga - Heavens Tear

Sakubatou - Sanctuary wrote: »

Automatically not getting invited if you make me ask you your class. When I WC I expect people to whisper their class. If they say something like "dd" or "me!" or "invite" I ignore and take someone who knows how to respond. Nothing against clerics, just not inviting people that make me ask them their class when I have 20 other people whispering correctly.

Define whispering correctly.

Allisandre - Sanctuary

Toomaga - Heavens Tear wrote: »

Define whispering correctly.

It varies depending on what you're whispering for, usually you want to at least mention what class your toon is.

SakuLv - Dreamweaver

Joined BH delta with my Bm
when i did my first HF on mobs suddenly.. Psychic lvl 103: WOW what was that
(no1 asked her anything or commented)
after a while did HF again ... Psychic: WoW did you all see that, those dragons ;O
all squad seemed confused and kinda surprised just by using o.o
before i even wrote what it is, seeker explained its HF ,Bm skill.. Psychic: oh didnt know, i was thinking mobs did it, never seen it before

seriously...103 Psychic...how b:shocked b:beatup