Things you don't want to hear a high level say (all classes).

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  • Quilue - Sanctuary
    Quilue - Sanctuary Posts: 5,787 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    anyone whos been in 3-2 or 3-3 knows that there's a piano in the room you pull Emperor into right? one time a barb was trying to move Emperor, he was running to the corner with the piano and accidentally face-dived behind the piano. He couldn't get out at all, and this was with Emperor still hitting him ><

    I was telling this same story during another run at the Emperor room when suddenly, i was interrupted by "i can't get out lol"
    Elena Costel: I wash my hands of this affair.
    Legerity: *drags you back* *stains your hands with said affair*
    Elena Costel: Noooo... I don't want to have a dirty affair with Lady Legerity...
    Qui: b:dirty
  • AdvanceZero - Heavens Tear
    AdvanceZero - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,413 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    anyone whos been in 3-2 or 3-3 knows that there's a piano in the room you pull Emperor into right? one time a barb was trying to move Emperor, he was running to the corner with the piano and accidentally face-dived behind the piano. He couldn't get out at all, and this was with Emperor still hitting him ><

    I was telling this same story during another run at the Emperor room when suddenly, i was interrupted by "i can't get out lol"

    ROFL!!!! b:laugh
    Retired

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  • truekossy
    truekossy Posts: 7,021 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Barb tanking Aur in 1-3: Alright guys, gonna rebuff now.
    *Barb runs into middle of squad and rebuffs. All arcanes drop in 1 hit, LA survives a second before dropping*
    Barb: ... Oops.
  • XanZerstorer - Dreamweaver
    XanZerstorer - Dreamweaver Posts: 505 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    truekossy wrote: »
    Barb tanking Aur in 1-3: Alright guys, gonna rebuff now.
    *Barb runs into middle of squad and rebuffs. All arcanes drop in 1 hit, LA survives a second before dropping*
    Barb: ... Oops.

    LMFAO. Cartoon-worthy.

    Honestly would have sucked being in that squad, I can feel myself going off about such a fail (in faction chat: "OMFG WTF FAIL BARB IN MY SQUAD /facepalm"... team chat: "Hardcore fail man..."), but from the outsider's perspective... I can't stop laughing. I almost feel bad for it, because I know how annoying party wipes are.

    Klutz moments happen. Murphy says hai.

    I believe I'm guilty of pulling something similar... the amount of times I can go "OH ****" isn't downright horrible, but is still pretty bad.

    Oh now I remember what it was...

    I was in some FC run, and all day long I had attention problems. It was getting fairly bad at that point. We were at the corridor before Asoteric Runewolf, and I decided (bad move on my part) to pull the room. The barb is already back with his own mobs, so I hurry the **** back there with HP.

    With Runewolf on my ****.

    "OH **** LET ME DIE NO ONE COME CLOSE" extremely badly spelt. I was mashing keys.

    I stopped and let myself die before I reached the party. They had to call in for another BM to help them through. I promptly apologized and bailed. They didn't seem to be uber mad, but they were better off without me that day.
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  • Celestyna - Heavens Tear
    Celestyna - Heavens Tear Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I dont mind new ppl... The problem is he was over 100.... meaning he needed to do delta (not knowing that bm would be lead makes me gues he never done rb at all) long before for chrono AKA... another HypeFCC100 b:shutup

    i was lvl 97 when i got a kind squad willing to take me on my chrono wave 4. I was lvl 89 before rebirth was even figured out and people were running it, i left the game nearly a year come back in late nov. hardly a oracle/hyper noob but at level 97 i had never done rebirth. How is it so far fetched that he was lvl 100 and had not aquired a squad to teach him b:surrender

    normal convo with random squads tends to go like this
    People shouting: "Need experienced people for gamma/delta"
    Noob: "I'd like to come but it's my first try..."
    Reply: "Sorry we only take experienced ppl"
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  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    i was lvl 97 when i got a kind squad willing to take me on my chrono wave 4. I was lvl 89 before rebirth was even figured out and people were running it, i left the game nearly a year come back in late nov. hardly a oracle/hyper noob but at level 97 i had never done rebirth. How is it so far fetched that he was lvl 100 and had not aquired a squad to teach him b:surrender

    normal convo with random squads tends to go like this

    I guess it's just seems weird to me cause I started both gama/delta very early & used it a lot for lvling. It's just lately been getting a lot of ppl who probly gone from 80-100 just by doing FCC... which is noticeable by their combos, how they use em & how often they die cause of it ._.
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  • Celestyna - Heavens Tear
    Celestyna - Heavens Tear Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I guess it's just seems weird to me cause I started both gama/delta very early & used it a lot for lvling. It's just lately been getting a lot of ppl who probly gona from 80-100 just by doing FCC... which is noticeable by their combos, how they use em & how often they die cause of it ._.

    last post on this i promise b:surrender
    I dont know the dude obviously, wrong server and all. I wouldnt rule out that is what he is, just trying to give a different perspective on it. The correct thing to do would be to be upfront and honest going into that situation and just be willing to listen, follow orders and to learn. It seems to be something alot of people who have leveled super fast seem unwilling or unable to do.
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  • Rhamios - Heavens Tear
    Rhamios - Heavens Tear Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    In my FB 51 I had a high lvl sin ask me "Is that fashion or armor?" when I was clearly wearing a black superstar coat. I face palmed. :3 I thought by now someone could tell the difference.
    Psychic
    Azure Leader
  • Asheera - Raging Tide
    Asheera - Raging Tide Posts: 830 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    anyone whos been in 3-2 or 3-3 knows that there's a piano in the room you pull Emperor into right? one time a barb was trying to move Emperor, he was running to the corner with the piano and accidentally face-dived behind the piano. He couldn't get out at all, and this was with Emperor still hitting him ><

    I was telling this same story during another run at the Emperor room when suddenly, i was interrupted by "i can't get out lol"
    truekossy wrote: »
    Barb tanking Aur in 1-3: Alright guys, gonna rebuff now.
    *Barb runs into middle of squad and rebuffs. All arcanes drop in 1 hit, LA survives a second before dropping*
    Barb: ... Oops.
    LMFAO these two made my day
    First 103 on Raging Tide 30 Oct 2010
    Quit.
  • Amourie - Heavens Tear
    Amourie - Heavens Tear Posts: 222 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Now to contribute:
    "Rush?"
    Everyone: Yes
    *barb rushes through mobs*
    ...
    ....
    .....
    Squishy char: Oh, we're rushing now? *stayed behind*
    *Barb runs back*
    *Barb dies*
    *Squishy dies*
    Two dead bodies in the middle of a bunch of mobs. b:surrender

    HEY THAT WAS A MISTAKE b:surrender
  • Psytrac - Dreamweaver
    Psytrac - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,488 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Whoops, blessing.
    I do that that all the time lol
    I'm a guy, not a woman, that is all
    "When you're on Team Bring it, every morning your feet hit the floor, the good lord says "good morning" and the devil says 'Oh **** they're up' " - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
    Are you on Team Bring it?
  • Klizzahrd - Lost City
    Klizzahrd - Lost City Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Well these are some things I never wanna hear again

    From 8x cleric who just cast rezz on me : "Oh btw, my rezz is still at lvl4" (it wasn't a joke either)

    From cleric in HH2-3, just started first boss: "guys drop some mp pots I didn't bring any."

    From 8x sin that ran ahead in unwined BH69: "**** I'm out of mana" ( we see his dot coming back to squad. uh oh.)

    Barb lvl 89 in BH: "So how do we tank these bosses?"

    8x arher: "only noob archers carry mppots. Our class doesn't need mp"

    When you just did freewines for bh69/79/89 and molds drops....and the person who gets them says: "Whoops my SL reset."

    8x in BH69 after reading WC about TW: "So what does TW stand for?"

    BARB IN THE MIDDLE OF ASTRAL WALKER: "guys i gotta go afk for a bit."
    (* that barb was still really good and he held aggro while on auto...but I never wanna hear it again xD)


    Edit: Why isn't my lvl showing correctly? O.o
  • Psytrac - Dreamweaver
    Psytrac - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,488 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    forum bug, just reselect your avi and it will be correct
    I'm a guy, not a woman, that is all
    "When you're on Team Bring it, every morning your feet hit the floor, the good lord says "good morning" and the devil says 'Oh **** they're up' " - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
    Are you on Team Bring it?
  • Alasen - Heavens Tear
    Alasen - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,874 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lv 87 cleric helping on BH 39 :
    " There no other defense buff, what i give was enough for TT 2-2. "
    she not giving vanguard spirit A.K.A phy def buff

    "I can solo these whole instance alone, these fail squad suck."
    Then why she not just saving the squishy people ? The tank died because she not giving vanguard & good heals.
    And she just stand there when everyone running after barb died. (note : she the only one who not died)
    And these was a lv 87 Cleric on BH 39 !!!

    Uhhh who was this? so i know to stay away from her.
  • Alasen - Heavens Tear
    Alasen - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,874 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Isnt huggy hare a lvl75 pet? You sure you're not mistaking it for the snow hare?

    Back on topic:

    In BH69

    BM: "I'll run through and then we aoe-kill everything"
    Cleric: "I'm not sure about this..."
    BM tries to make it happen. Cleric tries to keep him alive. The rest of the squad simply watch the show. BM and cleric die.
    Cleric: "Nice..."
    BM: "This works! I swear! You weren't healing good! it worked on FB19!"

    Oh my god.... got to this one ... i can't stop laughing rofl b:laughb:laughb:laughb:laugh
  • Alasen - Heavens Tear
    Alasen - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,874 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Things actually heard by high levels:

    Solo cleric in Seat of Torment during last boss of their FB99:
    "What happens when I jump over this edge?" *proceeds to jump*

    From player standing at opposite max range in Nirvana on whitewing/blackwing boss:
    "I'm not going to kill these blackwings, it's not my job"

    From barb during 3rd wave of rebirth delta:
    "My roar is only level 1." group: "then alpha male" barb: "What's that?"

    From archer in TT:
    "I only care about pking, there wasn't much use in upgrading sharpen tooth from what I saw."

    From veno we were expecting to tank:
    "I wanted my herc to do more damage so I removed those silly buff skills. They're useless anyhow."


    From party member as we activated last boss of nirvana:
    "afk"

    b:shockedb:shocked A Veno took off the skills herc came with??!?!?!?!?!b:shocked
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Isnt huggy hare a lvl75 pet? You sure you're not mistaking it for the snow hare?

    Back on topic:

    In BH69

    BM: "I'll run through and then we aoe-kill everything"
    Cleric: "I'm not sure about this..."
    BM tries to make it happen. Cleric tries to keep him alive. The rest of the squad simply watch the show. BM and cleric die.
    Cleric: "Nice..."
    BM: "This works! I swear! You weren't healing good! it worked on FB19!"

    /facepalm


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  • Kyinus - Heavens Tear
    Kyinus - Heavens Tear Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    bm: wait magic sword isnt a good type of sword to use?(it does work with skills)
    99 fist BM W 2.50 hit a sec
  • Narysi - Heavens Tear
    Narysi - Heavens Tear Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Okay I have done the
    "I'm going to try something stupid, don't heal me"
    But never with randoms. and the cleric always always has warning. And a good sense of humor :D
  • TigerLily - Lost City
    TigerLily - Lost City Posts: 1,209 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I was aoe-ing lvl 97 spiders on my ep for money. Just gathered like 20 spiders and was healing purifying myself from wood DoT to start nuking them with tempest and this random 9X BMs drops down beside me and goes:

    " U need help i also can aoe"

    You cant really type when you have 20 spiders spitting dot dmg on you. Manage to type something like "No leave pls" in between heals and purify.

    Than the moron uses dragon + aoe on all my spiders and goes "heals me plz plz". And he grabs agro and starts ticking from wood DoT "HEAL ME HEAL I AOE" but i cant heal him since i will die myself if i switch target since half the spiders are still on me. So i kill of the spiders while the idiot dies from like 5k wood dot lol.

    After i ress him he starts to steal my DQs from the lure, than he whispers me and calls me a fking **** for not healing him since im a cleric and its my job.

    I would have pked him but my cleric was in wood gear which means you have like 150 phy def.

    Probably one of the dumbest oracle nubs i ever meet >.<
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    heheheh, Tiger. At your lvl I wouldn't of cared much. You could probably one hit his butt with your high magic dmg :3
  • Psytrac - Dreamweaver
    Psytrac - Dreamweaver Posts: 2,488 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I did that with my sin (56) on broodkiss it 2 shot me. (I had my main's faction leader nearby we were trying to figure out how to do it)
    I'm a guy, not a woman, that is all
    "When you're on Team Bring it, every morning your feet hit the floor, the good lord says "good morning" and the devil says 'Oh **** they're up' " - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
    Are you on Team Bring it?
  • MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear
    MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,377 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    High lv say : " I am quit these x$^$^&%$@#^$# 4^#$%$%# game. "
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    Sorry i speak engrish b:chuckle
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  • MystiMonk - Sanctuary
    MystiMonk - Sanctuary Posts: 4,286 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    While passing by Sanctuary on WQ:

    Random person: "Can you res me please?"

    Me: *looks at the crossbow my character is holding*

    /facedesk

    "Why yes, of course I'll res you. Let me just fire arrows into your corpse 'till you come back to life."

    >_>'

    I got asks this by someone over Broken Bow Bluff as I was playing my Archer.

    It seems like there is a lot of pick on Cleric in even from those who play them.
    Looking for a decent casual understanding Faction.
  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I was aoe-ing lvl 97 spiders on my ep for money. Just gathered like 20 spiders and was healing purifying myself from wood DoT to start nuking them with tempest and this random 9X BMs drops down beside me and goes:

    " U need help i also can aoe"

    You cant really type when you have 20 spiders spitting dot dmg on you. Manage to type something like "No leave pls" in between heals and purify.

    Than the moron uses dragon + aoe on all my spiders and goes "heals me plz plz". And he grabs agro and starts ticking from wood DoT "HEAL ME HEAL I AOE" but i cant heal him since i will die myself if i switch target since half the spiders are still on me. So i kill of the spiders while the idiot dies from like 5k wood dot lol.

    After i ress him he starts to steal my DQs from the lure, than he whispers me and calls me a fking **** for not healing him since im a cleric and its my job.

    I would have pked him but my cleric was in wood gear which means you have like 150 phy def.

    Probably one of the dumbest oracle nubs i ever meet >.<


    Rofl that used to happen to me all the time XD While i was grinding on petalii with my cleric b:chuckle
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  • Kethriveris - Heavens Tear
    Kethriveris - Heavens Tear Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Here's another one for y'all!

    Archer: STA sucks. I left it at level one cause I never use it.

    Im sorry, but what does "STA" mean? Seriously-I haven't heard/seen that term before
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  • XanZerstorer - Dreamweaver
    XanZerstorer - Dreamweaver Posts: 505 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Im sorry, but what does "STA" mean? Seriously-I haven't heard/seen that term before

    Sharpened Tooth Arrow. Reduces mob HP by some %. Useful on some bosses, but reduces exp earned as far as I know. Not sure of the whole mechanics, archer isn't a class I've played long.
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  • Skybelle - Sanctuary
    Skybelle - Sanctuary Posts: 595 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    So last night, I was in a random FB19 squad on my veno (lv. 30) and there was a wizard (lv. 74) invited to it as well. So as we were going along and killing, the wizard was going ahead of everyone and the tabber was asking for the wizard to heal. The wizard didn't respond and I assumed he just wasn't reading chat until I chatted him.

    This is how it went...

    Me: Heal the tabber, lol
    Him: Dude, I'm not a cleric.
    Me: You do know you have a heal skill, don't you?
    Him: ...no?

    So the tabber died twice and I had to go on my cleric to revive him and actually heal. The wizard left the squad as soon as I went on my cleric.

    ...Why is the wizard heal skill so unnoticed? b:surrender

    I mean sure it's slow but I'm pretty sure it can heal and saved the tabber's life. Lolol.
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  • AdvanceZero - Heavens Tear
    AdvanceZero - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,413 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Just my thoughts on above post.....

    why would the tabber even need to fight with a level 74 wiz in squad. Who can solo the entire fb....
    Retired

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  • Skybelle - Sanctuary
    Skybelle - Sanctuary Posts: 595 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    The tabber was slow (cleric speed) and the wizard didn't really kill everything in sight.
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