Things you don't want to hear a high level say (all classes).

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  • Anri_Rose - Archosaur
    Anri_Rose - Archosaur Posts: 346 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    "Thanks for the help in TT, here's a skele piece."

    Because, you know, i didnt suply the substance mats. Dont ever pretend you can TT as a wiz and not get fcked over. b:surrender

    This is the truth
    Where have all the mages gone. Long time casting.
    Who altered my siggy im
    kinda scared b:shocked
  • ElderSig - Dreamweaver
    ElderSig - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,247 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    By the way, a tip for all those bms who have trouble tanking pole...

    Save your sparks, when you see pole debuff you, double spark.

    Buys you a few more seconds of life for that cleric to purify you.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Adeeno___ - Raging Tide
    Adeeno___ - Raging Tide Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    level 93 barb

    Whats sunder? b:shocked
  • KageYingZi - Heavens Tear
    KageYingZi - Heavens Tear Posts: 823 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lvl 70+ wizzie with Zeal on Drake BH:"Can we start now"
    Squad:Ok we're ready.Lure Drake pls
    Wiz:*pyrograms Drake

    ^Luckily we had 3clerics in squad.kicked wiz after barb got aggro off the others

    Friend's FB69:
    Lvl 9x Veno with Herc:My herc can tank,we dont need a barb or cleric.
    At Pole/Nob:Herc gets one shot
    Squad:Wtf?what lvl is ur herc
    Veno:I dunnoe.What lvl does it start at?I just got it before the FB
    *squad wipe*
    Q.Q
  • Arhil - Heavens Tear
    Arhil - Heavens Tear Posts: 106 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Friend's FB69:
    Lvl 9x Veno with Herc:My herc can tank,we dont need a barb or cleric.
    At Pole/Nob:Herc gets one shot
    Squad:Wtf?what lvl is ur herc
    Veno:I dunnoe.What lvl does it start at?I just got it before the FB
    *squad wipe*
    Q.Q

    I lol'd b:laugh
    Don't mind me, I'm just here for the free food!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AeonieX - Heavens Tear
    AeonieX - Heavens Tear Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Thats a great idea b:thanks

    Not really, because you'll be named and shamed on the server lol.
    AeonieX - Hybrid Vit Veno 6x
    HarmieX - Pure Mag Psychic 6x
    KyraneiX - Axe/Fist BM 4x
    KyranthoX - Axe Barb 2x
    KyyranthoX - Hybrid Cleric 2x
    AskariX - Pure Dex Assassin 2x
    KyraneiiX - Pure Dex Archer 0x
    AeoniiX - Pure Mag Wizard 0x
  • LifeHunting - Heavens Tear
    LifeHunting - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lvl 70+ wizzie with Zeal on Drake BH:"Can we start now"
    Squad:Ok we're ready.Lure Drake pls
    Wiz:*pyrograms Drake

    ^Luckily we had 3clerics in squad.kicked wiz after barb got aggro off the others

    Friend's FB69:
    Lvl 9x Veno with Herc:My herc can tank,we dont need a barb or cleric.
    At Pole/Nob:Herc gets one shot
    Squad:Wtf?what lvl is ur herc
    Veno:I dunnoe.What lvl does it start at?I just got it before the FB
    *squad wipe*
    Q.Q

    Tell that veno I got a laugh from it, so I thank her b:thanks
  • blindeyesniper
    blindeyesniper Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    This is why I included the whole "cleric fails if it doesn't work" business.

    That said I have seen a 91 BM, who's 90 gear also isn't decorated with immaculates, tank Pole by himself. He was duelboxing on two computers, playing his cleric account on one and his BM account on another. Cleric was only low 7x.

    He was successful after an initial freak fail because of lag.

    You also seem to act like a barb is going to survive any better against Pole than a BM is if the cleric doesn't have a clue. Hate to point out, the barb will die nearly as fast as you do after Pole debuffs if the cleric is stupid.

    So while much of the tanking relies on the cleric, I stand by my point: a BM with relatively good gear who has a clue about what they're doing can tank just as well as a barb can. A **** cleric makes no difference in either case because if they suck you will die regardless of class.

    Maybe he's one of those BMs that has a lot of vit like Jhalil said?
    I've seen a few BMs tank pole but they're mostly all vit builds.
    What does skill have to do with anything when he can only take 2-3 shots from pole after debuff? Unless he has a great cleric, he's not going to survive. The crucial player is the cleric. If the cleric is really good, any BM can tank pole. He can just auto attack on pole with a cleric that knows what he/she's doing.
  • Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver
    Nymfysubstaz - Dreamweaver Posts: 294 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Again, Things you NEVER want to hear from a high level player....

    WC..Experienced squad Looking for 2 more for Warsong, PM soandso for invite....

    You: hi can i join
    soandso:yup

    soandso WC TY we are full...

    You YAY lets go...
    You all tele in...
    xxxx: which way
    xxxxxx: I thought you knew the way?
    You: its gonna be a long run huh lol

    Things a Leader never wants to hear or have a sentence started with,

    xxxxxxx:Yaaay I dinged 100...
    everyone:grats
    Everyone:woot
    xxxxxxx: Ya'll have been great but now I can get into YYYYYYY, bye ty
    xxxxxxx has left the faction.

    xxxxx: um you have a min? Don't get mad, but... (This is NEVER a fun outcome)

    xxxxx: I've been doing some thinking... (we know bad news is coming... who thinks?)

    xxxxx: I was talking with yyyy's faction and (this is rarely a good thing)

    xxxxx: Did you hear what so and so did? (Hmmm I don't do drama so do I really gotta know?--it usually involves us leaders, or an officer spending half a day trying to sort it out to make it right and listening to everyone elses side to make a good decision) Put your big boy/girl britches on and figure it out. I do not have a degree in psychology. I come here to kill stuff so I dont kill little ole ladies driving 20 in a 45, my kids live longer, and my ex husband has yet to be blown up by my DB. Sure wish I could use DB on him in RL though that would rock. So, pleaaaaaaaaaaase let us play the game too.

    xxxx: Can I borrow .....? (just cuz we are leaders doesnt mean we have money...Guild money does not = Leaders money...I can't have it neither can you) lol

    (been in faction a week)xxxx: you are the greatest leader ever ( kissing **** doesn't get you places REALLY it doesn't. It just makes your breath stink)

    I loooove this one and get asked all the time. (In some form like this)
    xxxx: Did I sign up for TW?
    Leader: I don't know.
    xxxx: Can you go look?
    Leader: (running from a boss, I accidently pulled aggro on answer this question) Go to the website.
    xxxx: I am to lazy can you?
    Leader: (squad wipes...I am dead) Well gee I guess so, squads dead now anyhow. What are you doing that is so important?
    xxxx: Oh I am not doing anything at the moment.
    Leader: in that case go friggin look it up yourself. REALLY? No humps for you for a week.

    I never like to hear Teq say this,
    Ummm Ooops I think I pulled to many.

    Anyone in middle of Warsong: I am on a macro brb. xxxx comes back everyone's dead..what happened.... Squad Yoooou happened! (okay okay, it was my fault)

    Okay, thats all my randomness for now. Ask the faction ya'll really dont wanna see into this mind often its pretty skeeery the stuff I have fluttering around in there.

    loooooove,
    stazzzzzy!!!!b:kissb:cute
    Everyone needs a good innocent girly hump every now & then.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • fyden
    fyden Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Very true but then again I have seen alot of BM's with barb like builds and a lot of Barbs with BM like builds lol

    lvl 75 cleric - "don't worry, i will not die from AOE. I have heavy armor"
  • BarbHammer - Heavens Tear
    BarbHammer - Heavens Tear Posts: 215 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Friend's FB69:
    Lvl 9x Veno with Herc:My herc can tank,we dont need a barb or cleric.
    At Pole/Nob:Herc gets one shot
    Squad:Wtf?what lvl is ur herc
    Veno:I dunnoe.What lvl does it start at?I just got it before the FB
    *squad wipe*
    Q.Q

    Now my sides hurt...b:laugh
    I do as the Romans do, I wash my hands of thee.
  • _BROLLY_ - Heavens Tear
    _BROLLY_ - Heavens Tear Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    -.- For the BMs reading this thread.

    Pots, genie, sutra, and most importantly ALTER MARROW PHYSICAL,..

    and u can tank pole, no need for charms >.>

    Ofcourse your cleric needs to get the timing on puri right, too. But its nt good to blame the clerics always, especially if u are doing a weak attempt at tanking, as a bm -.-

    Been doing pole ever since lvl 84,

    my hp should have been 4.9k~~ back then.

    << has 5.2k hp buffed now.(have ok gear,wth hp shards) *still working on tt90 gear*

    ON TOPIC

    Things i dont want to hear/ see.. Thk most of you hit the nail on the head,. here is wot i want to add tho.

    1 "wot is plume shell/guardian light/wings of protection(cleric 79 skill)?" -> for cleric >.>

    2 Unannounced afk archer, wiz , clerics (zhenners -.-) course there is ntg to hear here -.-

    3 Announced afk archer, wiz , clerics. (They are as bad as the the aforementioned -.-)

    4 Venos who thk hercs can tank "everyting".

    EDIT: lol first post O.O;; , my dp says tat m 88 but m 90, been a week already -.-
  • Cheetiara - Heavens Tear
    Cheetiara - Heavens Tear Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    from a cleric...I only have lvl 1 rez, should be good enough.....( has happened, was not impressed) or, ?? whats ironheart mean?

    O.o....'cmon seriously....I'm a veno and I still know what that is.
  • Divine_Death - Dreamweaver
    Divine_Death - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,491 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Lvl 70+ wizzie with Zeal on Drake BH:"Can we start now"
    Squad:Ok we're ready.Lure Drake pls
    Wiz:*pyrograms Drake

    ^Luckily we had 3clerics in squad.kicked wiz after barb got aggro off the others

    Friend's FB69:
    Lvl 9x Veno with Herc:My herc can tank,we dont need a barb or cleric.
    At Pole/Nob:Herc gets one shot
    Squad:Wtf?what lvl is ur herc
    Veno:I dunnoe.What lvl does it start at?I just got it before the FB
    *squad wipe*
    Q.Q

    Herc gets own by pole no matter what level it is, just for future reference. b:thanks
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    "Closing this for excess letter Q's" - hawk
  • Nevaglar - Sanctuary
    Nevaglar - Sanctuary Posts: 95 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    TT1-2 or 1-3, dont remember, at snake boss after 50%hp down:
    archer: wow look at all the damage i do with sparked skills!
    archer: *steals aggro*
    boss moves
    party blown to oblivion
  • Jennalicious - Sanctuary
    Jennalicious - Sanctuary Posts: 1,073 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    What I really hate:

    xxx: someone help me with mobs!
    Ajareeya: which boss?
    xxx: it's for quest I need to kill 45 mobs!
    Ajareeya: sorry but I only help with bosses.

    xxx left faction


    If you can't kill 40 or 90 of mobs, just wait to be higher level or try to find some people with the same quest. Don't ask high level to do your job and watch the show, that's a good way to know your character too.

    I'm the same way. I won't help with mob quests either. If you get a mob quest and you can't do it, either wait until you can or learn how to play your class. I have a squishy alt and I can do mob quests just fine by myself.

    In my FB 69, the BM kept stealing aggro from the barb. When the barb told him not to and told him how to attack without stealing aggro, the BM got all mad and insisted on tanking one of the bosses. The barb let him, the BM ran in, got wiped, and rage quit. He was, by far, one of the worst BM's I've ever seen. That, and the guy was a complete **** to everyone. You don't rage quit in the middle of someones FB!

    Here's another one. Happens all the time.

    XXX: Where's Duke Blacke?
    YYY: In Archosaur.

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    heres one:

    archer: whos tanking?
    sin: me
    barb; i thoguht it was me
    (the sin runs to the lvl 40 something boss and is one shotted, squad gets wiped)
    archer: god dang it, you did a leroy jenkins
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]<3 by Silvy
    Reborn ditzy archer with a serious oreo addiction =3

    '...cuz my IQ is just above what is required to function as a human' - tsumaru2
  • Carni - Dreamweaver
    Carni - Dreamweaver Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Happened to me a couple of times:

    While storing Herc and getting a more suited puller out...
    High lvl Cleric (or any other class): I can pull these! (worst sentence ever if I'm in squad)
    Me: Uhm, wai-*cleric pulls, either using normal skills or a not suited genie or just doesn't run after pulling*
    Me: o.O *hectically tries to get hercy back out and buffed up*
    *cleric dies*
    *party wipes*
    Me: You need lvl 11 rez.
    Cleric: True.


    Things I do not want to hear from clerics in general on vent: "F*ck!", "Sh*t!", "Oh ****!" or "Oooops..."

    Things you don't want to hear from anyone during a hard boss fight:
    "I'm bringing some friends! *comes running with a load of mobs after him/her*"
    Archer/Wizzy on boss: "My aggro!"
    Barb/BM-tanking: "Who has aggro?" o.O
    Cleric: "I think I lag..." *party wipes, cleric is the only one alive* "...Yup, I lag."
  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    in TT at drummer, AOE was not on yet (dun ask me what TT I forgot x.x)
    (my little frogling dies)
    lvl 80 barb: How did that get agro D:
    barb: does it have a hihg lvl bash D: or flesh ream?
    me: no >_> it has lvl 1 toxic mist. . .
    barb: how did it get agro!?

    b:laugh better ask him I gues >.<"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks Silvychar for the awesome sig :3

    Characters:
    waterfal - lvl 90 demon ferrari veno
    Hazumi_chan - lvl 9x sage seeker
  • wtvdie
    wtvdie Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    These are ones I've actually heard during recent BHes. b:surrender

    BM: I can tank.
    Me: What level are your aggro skills?
    BM: What's aggro?

    Psy (at Zimo): You BB. I'll heal the tank. (seriously?!)

    Veno: Purify pet pls.

    Sin: Charms are for losers
    *gets aggro and dies in 3 seconds*

    bms have 1 agro skill, increasing level does not increase its thread. stuns dont affect bosses so they dont build additional agro.
  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Herc gets own by pole no matter what level it is, just for future reference. b:thanks

    On this note... was in full run bh69 squad a few days ago. 1 spot left in squad no tank. We also had a veno in squad.

    "#1:We need a tank.
    Over85#2: So I guess the veno doesn't have a herk?"

    I facepalmed so bad b:shocked
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • krelianmage
    krelianmage Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I have 2 epic ones, both related to venos

    Taking a veno 70 + into TT after she QQ a lot about we never inviting her to TTs...


    Me (playing on barb): ok, gimme spark whenever u can
    *fight goes on*
    *veno DDs and nothing else*
    I say: pass me SPAAARKs

    Veno: WHAT IS A SPARK? (she only had scarab and and some attacks skills lvld cause of her boyfriend said her she would only need that)

    Epic one # 2:

    At cosmoforce, me tanking again...

    Boss starts buffing...
    Me: plz purge boss

    Veno: purge?

    me :yes, fox form skill

    Veno: oh, i dont have any skills from fox (not even fox form itself).

    There goes my charm
  • Waterfal - Sanctuary
    Waterfal - Sanctuary Posts: 2,723 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I have 2 epic ones, both related to venos

    Taking a veno 70 + into TT after she QQ a lot about we never inviting her to TTs...


    Me (playing on barb): ok, gimme spark whenever u can
    *fight goes on*
    *veno DDs and nothing else*
    I say: pass me SPAAARKs

    Veno: WHAT IS A SPARK? (she only had scarab and and some attacks skills lvld cause of her boyfriend said her she would only need that)

    Epic one # 2:

    At cosmoforce, me tanking again...

    Boss starts buffing...
    Me: plz purge boss

    Veno: purge?

    me :yes, fox form skill

    Veno: oh, i dont have any skills from fox (not even fox form itself).

    There goes my charm


    x.x horrible... while bosses I tell the tank when to send first spark.. trough out that moment I send one every time the skill has cooldowned...
    also I jump in and out fox form all the time XD I mean... I g2 amp that boss.. debuff it, keep it weakened, burned and poisoned :D b:laugh

    when there are two veno's in squad I often notice I'm the only one who actually goes in and out fox on bosses >_>
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Thanks Silvychar for the awesome sig :3

    Characters:
    waterfal - lvl 90 demon ferrari veno
    Hazumi_chan - lvl 9x sage seeker
  • Aneurysmal - Heavens Tear
    Aneurysmal - Heavens Tear Posts: 798 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Things actually heard by high levels:

    Solo cleric in Seat of Torment during last boss of their FB99:
    "What happens when I jump over this edge?" *proceeds to jump*

    From player standing at opposite max range in Nirvana on whitewing/blackwing boss:
    "I'm not going to kill these blackwings, it's not my job"

    From barb during 3rd wave of rebirth delta:
    "My roar is only level 1." group: "then alpha male" barb: "What's that?"

    From archer in TT:
    "I only care about pking, there wasn't much use in upgrading sharpen tooth from what I saw."

    From veno we were expecting to tank:
    "I wanted my herc to do more damage so I removed those silly buff skills. They're useless anyhow."

    From party member as we activated last boss of nirvana:
    "afk"
    Main:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Alts:
    Lypiphera 101 Cleric
    Incompetance 100 Blademaster
    MetalPenguin 101 Seeker

    b:dirtySolara_Craft/Disarmonia_Xb:dirty
  • Choze - Dreamweaver
    Choze - Dreamweaver Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Something many of us are now a bit tired off today: OMFG the Head Hunter is gone! What am I suppossed to do now?

    Sure, I'm kinda bummed he's AWOl atm, but really, it's not like there aren't better ways to spend a 2x drops/exp/spirit event anyway :P
  • PanaBella - Heavens Tear
    PanaBella - Heavens Tear Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Something many of us are now a bit tired off today: OMFG the Head Hunter is gone! What am I suppossed to do now?

    Sure, I'm kinda bummed he's AWOl atm, but really, it's not like there aren't better ways to spend a 2x drops/exp/spirit event anyway :P

    My dear Sir. I sincerely ask your permission to set my signature below that utterance...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Toxic - Dreamweaver
    Toxic - Dreamweaver Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Things actually heard by high levels:

    Solo cleric in Seat of Torment during last boss of their FB99:
    "What happens when I jump over this edge?" *proceeds to jump*

    From player standing at opposite max range in Nirvana on whitewing/blackwing boss:
    "I'm not going to kill these blackwings, it's not my job"

    From barb during 3rd wave of rebirth delta:
    "My roar is only level 1." group: "then alpha male" barb: "What's that?"

    From archer in TT:
    "I only care about pking, there wasn't much use in upgrading sharpen tooth from what I saw."

    From veno we were expecting to tank:
    "I wanted my herc to do more damage so I removed those silly buff skills. They're useless anyhow."


    From party member as we activated last boss of nirvana:
    "afk"

    You have got to be kidding me.

    My archer to another 70+ archer @ PQ: "What lvl is your STA?" "Oh only lvl 1 I never use it."
    <3 Tapout <3
  • Sarq - Dreamweaver
    Sarq - Dreamweaver Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    while on my assassin,
    in a bh run the tank runs in and aggros first boss.

    cleric heals him twice with iron heart then proceeds to put up red ball.
    tank dies, everybody else dies.

    I asked the cleric why he put up red ball and not bluebubble?
    clerics reply, i was healing, you all must be fail and wtf is bluebubble
  • Choze - Dreamweaver
    Choze - Dreamweaver Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    My dear Sir. I sincerely ask your permission to set my signature below that utterance...

    lol, by all means b:chuckle
  • peacefulsilence
    peacefulsilence Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    The ever loved 'afk' while fighting a boss.

    Mostly I SEE stupidty rather than hear it.

    Like a veno backing into dustwraiths near Fushma causing them to kill the veno in 4 hits who then wipe the cleric busy healing which causes everyone else to die with an unhealed BM. Then, when the cleric comes back and rezes everyone, the BM, who just revived, with 10% hp and NO buffs (not even his) and the cleric still rezing people. He runs at Fushma passing by, who could barely take a hit from Fushma fully buffed runs at him saying lets go as if everyone was ready...

    Not the first time I've seen someone run at monsters after they were just rezed with no charm, and not even buffing themselves with their own buffs.
    Also not the first time I've seen a veno draw agro on themselves and die near the cleric getting the all important cleric keeping the tanker alive killed too.

    I've seen a high level barb in fb51 pulling a full hall near the entrence while the cleric is still aoe buffing the team (further stupidity of not waiting for cleric buffs) while in tiger form. Even if the cleric did follow immidiately the cleric would have never caught up before he died (No charm either), clerics only run 4.8ms and tigers run 7.4ms.

    I once saw a high level veno afk fly at a low altitude right into the hillside near Kings Feast. By the time they came back the one monster that attacked them had completely depleated their hp charm and finally killed them. Couldn't help them since the monster would just respawn where they were.

    I've seen people willingly take a nearly completely naked cleric on a TT run.

    I've seen people choose a level 40ish cleric over a level 65 cleric with uber weapon for tt2-3.

    And this is just the stuff off the top of my head.