Things you don't want to hear a high level say (all classes).

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  • Jiblet - Sanctuary
    Jiblet - Sanctuary Posts: 203 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *from the squishy wizzy*


    "CHAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!"

    Lolz, does it every time when I'm in a random party for BH or somethingb:laugh
  • ElderSig - Dreamweaver
    ElderSig - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,247 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Skybelle - Sanctuary wrote: »
    The tabber was slow (cleric speed) and the wizard didn't really kill everything in sight.

    Wait.... the tabber was a cleric and he was asking for heals from the wiz? o_O
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Random_ - Dreamweaver
    Random_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    ElderSig - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Wait.... the tabber was a cleric and he was asking for heals from the wiz? o_O

    And why did the tabber need heals if there was a level 30 veno there? o.o "Cleric, heal yourself, I'll get the mobs off you."

    That said... this part is pretty ridiculous:

    "Me: You do know you have a heal skill, don't you?
    Him: ...no?"

    But think about it this way. I've heard several people give advice never to level morning dew, outside of level 1, so... he just never level'd it past level one and forgot about it, based on what he'd heard?

    -

    Here's one: 8x Cleric in FB21: "DON'T BRAMBLE ME (at a level 30 Veno)!!!!" "...why not?" "JUST DON'T BRAMBLE A CLERIC!" "...... why not?" "/logs, doesn't get back on to help."

    Still remember the cleric's name, too. It was that traumatic.

    7x BM in BH29: "Don't heal me." *dies*
    Lvl7xBM||Lvl6xHAWizzie||Lvl6xVeno||Lvl6x'sin||Lvl5xCleric
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  • ElderSig - Dreamweaver
    ElderSig - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,247 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Random_ - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    But think about it this way. I've heard several people give advice never to level morning dew, outside of level 1, so... he just never level'd it past level one and forgot about it, based on what he'd heard?

    <
    *Has level 10 morning dew and has saved many a squad with it -_-;*

    Wizards.... please level this skill, people will love you for it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Devil_Vergil - Lost City
    Devil_Vergil - Lost City Posts: 224 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    the worse one ive had said to me was when i looked at a 7x psychics gear. He had EQUIPPED 3 things that were unidentified. So i pm him saying "yo u should identify that stuff ur wearing" he msgs me back all confused. "Watchu mean unidentify??" anyways long story short...i had to explain to him HOW to go identify that stuff....and explain to him wat it did...like wat the benefits to identifying is. And just so no one reading this forgets he was lvl 7x....like mid 7x...... if u dont even know how to identify, let alone not know wat it even means or does...wat other random stuff did he NOT know lol.....i mean cool theres ways to lvl up [pretty damn quick...but cmon now if it just spawns players like this then the noobs gonna bring the game down :(
  • JanusZeal - Heavens Tear
    JanusZeal - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,852 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Been to a FF run with a high 90s BM who was pure swords, no axe or aoe skills, not even roar of the pride. Just myriad sword stance. So he literally ran around doing hallways and the big room hitting one mob at a time. Had a nice discussion in squad chat with him to let him know how useless this sort of BM is, so hopefully he either rectified that situation or avoided FF for the sake of any future squads he's in.
  • Zave - Harshlands
    Zave - Harshlands Posts: 34 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    -archer- damn i dropped my arrows in pk,while in a gv...........b:surrender guilty b:chuckle

    -cleric- hey let the wizzy heal imma DD, archer use your metal debuffs please .........that was in TT run

    -sin- dont worry i can tank him you just ress the cleric............... cleric was dead and was the only cleric Polearm

    -psychic- do they even speak?

    -blademaster-dragons in 1............ polearm again

    -barb-if i invoke im dead....................FC squad

    -veno- my crystal magmite can tank...........birgade

    -wizzy-im bored(dumped squad and mass pk'd in the middle of linus)
  • Skybelle - Sanctuary
    Skybelle - Sanctuary Posts: 595 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    ElderSig - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Wait.... the tabber was a cleric and he was asking for heals from the wiz? o_O

    The thing is, the tabber obviously had way too many mobs on him and me and my pet can only kill so much (they still take like 2-3 hits to kill) and the wizard just doesn't know how to stop going ahead of everyone. b:surrender

    The point is, Morning Dew is overlooked by many wizards.
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  • Graviora - Dreamweaver
    Graviora - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,073 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Whats IH?

    b:chuckle
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Choze - Dreamweaver
    Choze - Dreamweaver Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Graviora - Dreamweaver wrote: »
    Whats IH?

    b:chuckle

    I believe that's code for face-rolling the keyboard! b:victory
  • FoxRunning - Heavens Tear
    FoxRunning - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    thats what freaks me out about oracle babes....they level too fast, and dont learn things they should, more often than not. i'v run into that sort of player too, or, worse, someone who is still wearing their first set of armour from the TB beginner quests at levels like 6x. i've gotten to the point where i've started vetting out players i dont know in squads....and i really dont like that its gotten to the point its necessary.b:sad

    Devil_Vergil - Lost City wrote: »
    the worse one ive had said to me was when i looked at a 7x psychics gear. He had EQUIPPED 3 things that were unidentified. So i pm him saying "yo u should identify that stuff ur wearing" he msgs me back all confused. "Watchu mean unidentify??" anyways long story short...i had to explain to him HOW to go identify that stuff....and explain to him wat it did...like wat the benefits to identifying is. And just so no one reading this forgets he was lvl 7x....like mid 7x...... if u dont even know how to identify, let alone not know wat it even means or does...wat other random stuff did he NOT know lol.....i mean cool theres ways to lvl up [pretty damn quick...but cmon now if it just spawns players like this then the noobs gonna bring the game down :(
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  • VlLKASS - Sanctuary
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    "LEEROYYY JENKIIINNNS!!" screamed the barb in chat & proceeded to charge into the group of mobs around Peachblossom in Abaddon ._.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Skybelle - Sanctuary
    Skybelle - Sanctuary Posts: 595 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    VlLKASS - Sanctuary wrote: »
    "LEEROYYY JENKIIINNNS!!" screamed the barb in chat & proceeded to charge into the group of mobs around Peachblossom in Abaddon ._.

    When someone does that anywhere and returns to the cleric, it's either:

    A. You let them die and use holy path to run away safely.
    B. Accept the fact and use BB.

    b:surrender
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  • Alyra - Dreamweaver
    Alyra - Dreamweaver Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    CJseven - Raging Tide wrote: »
    "Don't heal me, I'm going to do something stupid"

    Better than hearing "Heal me, I'm going to do something stupid." b:chuckle
  • DeadLights - Heavens Tear
    DeadLights - Heavens Tear Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    My fave was in a BH a barb told me dont bloodpaint me because it'll make tanking harder.
    [SIGPIC][SIGPIC]
  • Badazmofo - Dreamweaver
    Badazmofo - Dreamweaver Posts: 407 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    how bout in FC at the bosses(yes all of them)

    me: bro why are you STAing the boss(he doesnt say anything)

    while doing pulls

    me: bro why arent you useing BoA?

    him i dont lvl it

    me: -_-

    in big room pull

    me: bro no matter what lvl BoA you have please use it

    him: i dont have it what is it?

    mobs get pulled i die QQ
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Esnemyl - Dreamweaver
    Esnemyl - Dreamweaver Posts: 3,079 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    BH in Kings Feast against ofotis mid fight
    cleric: afk
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]<3 by Silvy
    Reborn ditzy archer with a serious oreo addiction =3

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  • Atropah - Sanctuary
    Atropah - Sanctuary Posts: 186 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I had an assassins tell me they can tank a boss if I heal them. Sure. It works fine because sins get hit less and this allows for IH to heal 'em up. This sin died in 1 hit then asked why my heal wasn't working. Heal what?

    While waiting in BH I had a BM repeatedly asking me to duel. I'm a cleric, pure magic build, almost no life, meant for support but was bored enough, so "sure." Started dueling, I IH myself,then attack, then IH... They shout out "healing is cheating, No heals" They wanted to duel again with me not healing myself. WTF? I'm a cleric.

    Assassins that stealth, run halfway through dungeon, then scream for heals.

    People that ask why I'm not attacking with my baby all-class pets.

    And any class that doesn't acknowledge you because they don't speak English. You can see me type your name a million times in squad, right? Let me know you can't understand by facerolling on your keyboard and sending me arabic or whatever. ie Pedro, pass lead to tabber. Pedro, lead please. Pedro? Are you afk, Pedro (runs around)? Pedro, give tabber lead. Pedro, right click his name in squad list and hit "pass lead"?.......

    Pedro: Como?


    Edit: Had to add this one. I was looking at my wife's cleric stats and saw dexterity (she's arcane cleric). Me:"Why did you add dexterity???"
    Her:"I wanted a little more critical hit rate."
    She had brought it up to 14 dex.
  • TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide
    TheMagicPimp - Raging Tide Posts: 1,946 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    From a lvl 90+ wiz : " Does -attack interval gear increase the speed of DB ? "

    A lvl 7x asking a friend :

    "How do you do so much dmg ? "

    Friend answer's : "Stop flying when attacking ground mobs . "
    It's all about LoL,yo.
  • Random_ - Dreamweaver
    Random_ - Dreamweaver Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I had an assassins tell me they can tank a boss if I heal them. Sure. It works fine because sins get hit less and this allows for IH to heal 'em up. This sin died in 1 hit then asked why my heal wasn't working. Heal what?

    What boss was it? must've been a squishy 'sin. o.o I can't think of one boss at level 5x that would oneshot a 'sin... (I've stolen aggro on a lot of them XD) I'd like to know o.o
    Lvl7xBM||Lvl6xHAWizzie||Lvl6xVeno||Lvl6x'sin||Lvl5xCleric
    LA Fox-Veno, Psy, Pure Wizzie, LA Wizzie, HA 'sin, and Barb in the works
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Playin' since April of '09
  • Hunter_PT - Heavens Tear
    Hunter_PT - Heavens Tear Posts: 1,222 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Cleric - 'Whats ironheart?', 'Whats wrong with blessing of the purehearted?', 'buffs are a waste of coin/spirit id rather spend it on my attacks', 'revive/RB/BB? sorry i havent got that skill yet'.

    Veno - 'Lure? How do i do that?', 'I dont need to bramble everyone, the boss only attacks 1 person and his aoe doesnt deflect'.

    Barb - 'Stop attacking im going to lose agro', 'flesh ream is ****, it doesnt do much damage', 'Tiger form, nty id rather go human and do more damage'
    Executor Of Reunited ~ Level 3 ~ Level 85+ ~ No Drama, No Pressure Faction.

    Hunter_PT - Cleric 9X, (Active/Main)
    PoisonedTip - Veno 7x (Retired)
    Skeln - Barbarian 4X (Rarely-Active)
    Hunter_The - BM 1X (Rarely-Active)
  • HandsOfTime - Lost City
    HandsOfTime - Lost City Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Not exactly a high lvl but just had a lv 41 psy ask me what a DD was and then when he died from running ahead of tank in bh29 said he hates when people don't explain how things work and just assume he should know

    i would think at lvl 41 you would know not to aggro 4 mobs on you as a psychic and know that your not a tank your there to deal damage
  • Pervera - Lost City
    Pervera - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Hunter_PT - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    Veno - 'Lure? How do i do that?', 'I dont need to bramble everyone, the boss only attacks 1 person and his aoe doesnt deflect'.

    Sorry but for what to bramble anyone but tank? Only one thing that comes to my mind and I'm doing it is brambling known to me aggro stealer to make sure he will be dead before tank will get aggro back.
  • Celestyna - Heavens Tear
    Celestyna - Heavens Tear Posts: 629 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Pervera - Lost City wrote: »
    Sorry but for what to bramble anyone but tank? Only one thing that comes to my mind and I'm doing it is brambling known to me aggro stealer to make sure he will be dead before tank will get aggro back.

    on bosses with physical aoe (drum for example) it will reflect back damage. I always ask my bf to cast reflect on me as we get to the boss that i know it will help. However some squishies flip a lid about it so i would understand why a veno wouldnt do so on thier own
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  • Flynnt - Raging Tide
    Flynnt - Raging Tide Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    This thread has been most amusing to read. I had to log off the game because I got so engrossed lol. And omg, I've come across so many of these things!

    Including an 8x veno who didn't know how to tame a pet (hadn't done the level 7 quest to aquire that skill *headdesk*). With so much information available on the forums and wiki, there is NO excuse to not know which skills you should need, which points to spend, or how to play your class. I'm not saying I'm awesome and know it all, but if I do something stupid, I expect someone to slap me upside the head and tell me. I will learn. Haha.

    I still think the most disconcerting thing to hear from a high level (especially one you're dependent on keeping you alive in a squad) is an expletive. It's just not reassuring. lol
  • pkerfairfax
    pkerfairfax Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    She necro'd the thread, but don't worry about itb:mischievous

    BM: Oh my god! I'm going to have 5aps, I'm going to be pro!b:cool
  • Telarith - Sanctuary
    Telarith - Sanctuary Posts: 1,417 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Flickerfae - Sanctuary wrote: »
    These are ones I've actually heard during recent BHes. b:surrender

    BM: I can tank.
    Me: What level are your aggro skills?
    BM: What's aggro?

    Psy (at Zimo): You BB. I'll heal the tank. (seriously?!)

    Veno: Purify pet pls.

    Sin: Charms are for losers
    *gets aggro and dies in 3 seconds*

    The above highlight demonstrates that both sides were pretty bad. If a BM is using skills, they are likely axe and can't tank for ****. If they are fist, they really shouldn't be using any skills other than DB and spark. We really don't have any aggro skills, Stream Strike does not cut it.
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  • Yishuin - Sanctuary
    Yishuin - Sanctuary Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    someone on WC : LF DD (and whatever you want to put in) for gamma/delta/2-3 with AE

    me whisper : assassin (lvl range for the task ^^) up but no xp on that

    the guy : sorry we only take experienced people.

    Discussion : ok so... How am i supposed to acquire experience in that if all squads are saying the same thing?

    Conclusion : high lvls who don't want to teach are just dumba..
  • MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear
    MoonUsagi - Heavens Tear Posts: 4,377 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Well there lots high level like that most players were to repetitive and not look for a new ways.
    Check the url on my signature, it's contain something like on these thread but it's locked by frankie.
    (no flame at all don't worry, just list of how any player can be annoying)
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  • Oneji - Heavens Tear
    Oneji - Heavens Tear Posts: 310 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Flickerfae - Sanctuary wrote: »
    These are ones I've actually heard during recent BHes. b:surrender

    BM: I can tank.
    Me: What level are your aggro skills?
    BM: What's aggro?

    Psy (at Zimo): You BB. I'll heal the tank. (seriously?!)

    Veno: Purify pet pls.

    Sin: Charms are for losers
    *gets aggro and dies in 3 seconds*

    Actually I have done this before on my Psy and it actually works greatb:chuckle.Unless you meant the psy was supposed to be the tanker at this boss, then I see your pointb:shutup.

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