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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. She now calls you her TRIBBLE.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.

    Granted.... you wish for a puppy... but it doesn't like you, and it is not house trained.

    I wish I had a water buffalo
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's diseased, and the bacteria transfers to you, adapts to humans, and kills the entire human race.

    I wish I could dance.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. It's diseased, and the bacteria transfers to you, adapts to humans, and kills the entire human race.

    I wish I could dance.

    Granted... now you can only dance the polka...

    I wish I was a pony.....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. My Little Pony. A pink one... with glitter mane. and purty little hooves.

    I wish for September 14 to be here already. ><
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Chat wrote:
    Granted. My Little Pony. A pink one... with glitter mane. and purty little hooves.

    I wish for September 14 to be here already. ><

    Granted... it is September 14

    I wish I knew what was September 14...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Release date for Phantasy Star Portable 2. And that cute Newman you are hitting on is actually a fat dude.
    ps. Casts forever! (as in the race... Not casting forever on you)

    I wish... To know the difference between God and Satan.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Chat wrote:
    I wish... To know the difference between God and Satan.

    Granted. Now you are Satan, and forever banished to Purgatory.

    I wish this wish wasn't really a wish, and instead was wishful thinking.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Chat wrote:
    Granted. Release date for Phantasy Star Portable 2. And that cute Newman you are hitting on is actually a fat dude.
    ps. Casts forever! (as in the race... Not casting forever on you)

    I wish... To know the difference between God and Satan.

    Granted... they are brothers, and one was dropped on his head.

    I wish I could walk , and breath at the same time....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are however walking and breathing at the bottom of the sea... :p

    I wish for a better pitchfork.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but everyone elses pitchforks are still better than yours.

    I wish I didn't sneeze on everyone.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, but everyone elses pitchforks are still better than yours.

    I wish I didn't sneeze on everyone.

    Granted. Now you puke on everyone instead.

    I wish my previous ninja-post wasn't successful at hiding.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish denied. You should've wished for the poster who got ninja'd to notice he'd bee nninja'd.

    I wish for clarity.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You clearly realize that I am your superior!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

    I wish I had a fuller beard.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I had a fuller beard.

    Granted. Your beard is now made of kevlar, and completely covers your mouth. You are no longer able to eat, and will starve.

    I wish Zodi would notice I ninja'd him.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, and in return, he hunts you down and kills you.

    I wish I wasn't so thirsty.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

    Granted. By dunking your kevlar-bearded head in a river, you get JUST enough water to seep past the seal to satisfy your thirst. Problem is, it took 2 hours, and you are still going to starve.

    I wish I knew what I was talking about.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, though you now speak some langauge that only you understand.

    I wish I was rich.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    I wish I was rich.

    Granted. You are now rich in uranium.

    I wish I had these sunglasses --> :cool:
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted - you're now the emote :cool:.

    I wish I had 20/20 vision.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted. They are permenantly glued to your head. And you have been marooned underground.

    I wish for more wishes. :p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You will now get snide comments from not just just, but everyone else on the STO boards

    I wish I could spend a month traveling in the UK
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted. You have to pay for it yourself.

    I wish for the ability to shape-shift.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: however you shapeshift randomly for the next 20 years before being stuck in the shape of a old style British Police Box

    I wish my company would go to 3 day weekends
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I wish for more wishes.

    Granted. All future wishes properly written in the Lichen Oracle will be granted.
    3-day weekend

    Granted. However, they insist one day be given to a local highway clean up program they just enrolled you in.


    I wish I could retire next week.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    RStoney wrote: »
    I wish I could retire next week.

    Granted. You were forced into retirement, and all your retirement options have been liquidated. Now you must attempt to survive on government retirement "benefits".

    I wish I had a sandwich.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's a spinach sandwich, and it's 3 months expired.

    I wish I had more sleep.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But your new bed is awfuly confinng and you think you heard dirt being tossed ontop of your bed a couple of hours ago

    I wish I had the strength of 20 men
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: you now have the strength of 20 midgets.

    I wish I had 20/20 vision.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: All your elderly neighbos stop by your place so that you can read the the newspaper to them

    I wish my boss would increase my pay
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but your boss puts a block on your internet and prevents you from going to the forums.

    I wish a slice of pizza
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