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Corrupt a wish!!

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2014 in Ten Forward
Make a wish and corrupt the previous person's wish after you grant it.

Example: Wish I had a monkey.
Granted. Now there's an evil monkey in your closet.
Wish I had a million dollars.
so on and so forth....

Wish I had a pet liger.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: your house is now full of dead deer to feed it with
    i wish i had an Excelsior!!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    BarryManilow wrote: »
    Granted: your house is now full of dead deer to feed it with
    i wish i had an Excelsior!!

    Granted: You now have an Excelsior. Assemby required.

    I wish dragons were real.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Granted: You now have an Excelsior. Assemby required.

    I wish dragons were real.

    Granted: its egg is inside your stomach much like an "Aliens" egg and it will hatch in 2 hours!!
    i wish i had a lifer account!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you die before you get to try it out.

    I wish someone would not corrupt this wish.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: SomeTHING corrupts your wish

    I wish i had a holodeck
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the moment you step into it, because you're not a hologram, you dissolve into oblivion.

    I wish the person next to me was a sexy woman.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ashur1 wrote:
    Granted: SomeTHING corrupts your wish

    I wish i had a holodeck

    Granted: It requires more power then can currently be produced right now and it only plays episodes of Sesame Street

    i wish i had unlimited Cryptic points
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    BarryManilow wrote: »
    Granted: It requires more power then can currently be produced right now and it only plays episodes of Sesame Street

    i wish i had unlimited Cryptic points

    Granted, you also have unlimited debts now

    I wish i could fly
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you lose your ability to see, and you fly straight into a volcano.

    I wish I was hung like a giraffe.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, but you lose your ability to see, and you fly straight into a volcano.

    I wish I was hung like a giraffe.

    Granted: you are hung from a really tall tree and with a really thick noose
    wish i was immortal
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you also gain the intellect of a giraffe

    I wish my wallet was refilling itself with money
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it's counterfeit, and you're sent to Club Fed and made to clean the toilets.

    I wish I was a zombie.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, but it's counterfeit, and you're sent to Club Fed and made to clean the toilets.

    I wish I was a zombie.

    Granted. But you are confronted by a mob carrying shotguns and baseball bats.

    I wish I had a puppy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but your puppy doesn't like you, and sues you for animal support, which is 5 times your yearly salary.

    I wish I could draw.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, but your puppy doesn't like you, and sues you for animal support, which is 5 times your yearly salary.

    I wish I could draw.

    Granted but you can only draw naked men
    i wish i could see through things like clothing
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it only works on Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell, and no one wants to see through their clothing.

    I wish I had a brand new Dodge Challenger.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, but it's been crushed into a small metal cube

    I wish I had a job that didn't involve sno-cones
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Your job now involves being Jerry Seinfeld's personal love slave.

    I wish I destroyed all of existence.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. All of existence destroys you.

    I wish I ruled the world.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the world is empty and desolate, so you rule nothing.

    I wish I was Al Bundy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are Al Bundy's sphincter.

    I wish I had the new Corvette.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. 9 months later the new Corvette knocks on your door with 17 baby Corvettes, and you're slapped with a child support order that drives you to the poor house.

    I wish I had a wish to corrupt.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, however the wish corrupts you to the point of destroying yourself with Napalm.

    I wish I had a Green Lantern ring.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the ring explodes once you put it on.

    I wish I was captain of the Enterprise.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted You are Captain of the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-C at Khitomer station. There are romulans decloaking all around you.

    I wish to have more diamonds than any retailer.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you now have all the diamonds in the world. However, diamonds are now considered illegal, and you're sent to prison for life, and all your diamonds are destroyed.

    I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Your head, hands, and feet are now coconuts.

    I wish I could travel through time.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you get nothing but blackout dates, and you're stuck having to relieve the era of Jesus Jones.

    I wish TMZ would go off the air.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, however all other media picks up where they left off.

    I wish I had a Targ.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    NWAMSR wrote:
    Granted. Your head, hands, and feet are now coconuts.

    I wish I could travel through time.

    granted, you travel back and accidentally kill your own grandpa, thus you were never born, preventing you from going back in time and killing your grandpa, causing a paradox

    I wish I had a million bucks
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