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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're Dwight D. Eisenhower.

    I wish George Carlin was still with us. RIP George.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    You are now with George Carlin. RIP Centurus !!

    I wish my Jeep CJ wouldn't break any parts.

    Granted.. but you are forced in to the casting for the next 20 Twilight movies.

    Now...this is just cruel and unusual punishment....way beyond anything reasonable.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted. All parts are broken, thus no parts can break again, as it doesn't work.

    I wish for......cheese.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However it is Danish. *shudder*

    I wish to know who Paul Ross is.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted now you know but your not happy

    I wish I was rich so I don’t have to work anymore
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but now all those relatives you didn't know you had are popping out of the woodwork.

    I wish for the Age of Sail.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But no computers run on windows 95 anymore. So you're SOL

    I wish that old games still worked on new computers.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but nobody plays them anymore because everyone is a graphics snob.

    I wish every member of Queen was still alive, and they put out a new album.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But the you fall victim to a Zombie attack

    I wish I could be a "Dead Body" on the TV show NCIS
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're now dead.

    I wish I invented transparent aluminum
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but I kill you and patent it myself

    I wish they made woodsmoke scented air fresheners
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but it has a toxin in it that gives you caner


    i wish it was 8:00 pm already
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted it is 8pm september 13th


    I wish I had a job
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted you are now head of shovel operations in the Elephant enclosure at the zoo



    i wish for a paper clip
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You replace Mike Rowe on Dirtiest Jobs

    I wish I had an advanced multi role jet with a complete combat arsenal .

    Ninja'd! *flail*

    Granted; you get a paperclip but somebody has twisted it into a scorpion.

    I wish I had an advanced multi role jet with a complete combat arsenal .
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it's a MiG-15, and you're up against a World War II ace in a F-86.

    I wish I had a garden.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Granted, but it's a MiG-15, and you're up against a World War II ace in a F-86.

    I wish I had a garden.

    How is a MIG-15 an advanced multi-role aircraft? you sir are fail fish! *PUNT*

    Oh and Granted, you have herbs and vegetables growing out of your ears. :p

    I wish i had all the tea in china.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted you now have a slight warehousing problem.

    I wish i could post a version the avatar of yours from Ms Takeuchi Naoko's Doujinshi artbook infinity.
    Beautiful brown pencil sketch wearing beaded chain mail bikini and angel wings..
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But you are soon brought up in indecency charges

    I wish the show NCIS show would last forever
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However, they just keep doing the same scripts over and over again, and eventually the cast shoot themselves with live ammo, and the producers just show the bodies decompose over time.

    I wish I was Ron Jeremy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But you're now too old to perform even with medication or supplements...

    I wish I had a new computer.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You now have a computer that was brand new in 1992.

    I wish I could go back to the 1980s.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But you forgot your Mr.Fusion

    I wish there was a Good Star Trek series on TV right now
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but the series is over by the time you turn it on.

    I wish all my TRIBBLE would turn to gold.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but gold is now a common substance, and therefore is worth less than a presidential promise.

    I wish I was Charlie Sheen.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but since you're new to being Charlie Sheen you forget to keep bribing off hookers from blackmailing you and are sent to jail.

    I wish I could stop time and resume time whenever I wanted.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you don't know how, so therefore you never do it.

    I wish I could pose for Playgirl magazine.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you pose for Playgirl magazine but suddenly feel like you're "Just a piece of meat"

    I wish I could get some sleep instead of purusing the Star Trek Online forums.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    ALRIGHT!!!! I'm a woman's piece of meat.

    Granted, you dream about posting on STO forums.

    I wish I was a rock star.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you are a member of ABBA.

    I wish I had Bill Gates' fortune.
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