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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You inherit all of Microsoft, and the planet sues you, wins, and you're broke.

    I wish I had an airplane.

    *sings Dancing Queen*
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, your airplane is TWA flight 800.

    I wish my entire house could run on two AA batteries.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Your house is 1/1000000000 scale.

    I wish I was Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but due to a filing mishap you become Steven Tyler, inmate number 326 of Fulton County Prison.

    I wish my leather seats weren’t cracked.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. They're ripped to shreds.

    I wish I could date Eva Mendes.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. you have a date set for this Saturday. Unfortunately she died last week.

    I wish for unlimited credit.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You're paying 500% interest, compounded in full every hour, and you just lost your job.

    I wish that my wish corrupts someone else.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish that my wish corrupts someone else.

    Granted. The love of your life is now a psychotic killer hell-bent on your death.

    I wish I didn't make this post.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    So she's just like every other girl I've met. Go figure.

    Wish granted. Because you didn't make the post, you couldn't corrupt my wish, and the love of my life marries me and bares my children.

    I wish I could get rid of this rash.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I could get rid of this rash.

    Granted. Your skin has now fallen off.

    I wish I had a real Starship.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Eulif_Davis wrote:
    Granted. Your skin has now fallen off.

    I wish I had a real Starship.

    Granted you know own Jefferson Starship

    I want an Orion girl as my yeoman
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted but she habitually says "yo man!" for no reason at all

    I wish I lived in Montana.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you live in Montana. Suddenly, the Canadians choose to invade, and Montana and all its inhabitants are wiped out.

    I wish I had a warp core in my pocket.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, you live in Montana. Suddenly, the Canadians choose to invade, and Montana and all its inhabitants are wiped out.

    I wish I had a warp core in my pocket.

    Granted but the weight doesn't let you move.....

    i wish my Orion would not say Yo Man....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Now your Orion cusses you out all the time, and the crew has lost respect for you.

    I wish I was an incredible cook.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. Now your Orion cusses you out all the time, and the crew has lost respect for you.

    I wish I was an incredible cook.

    ( that's better then Yo Man.... )

    You are an incredible cook, but you are an incredible cook of dog food.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    I wish Zodi had made a wish.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish Zodi had made a wish.

    Your wish is granted.....

    I wish I had not forgotten to make a wish....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You made a wish to be used and abused by your Yeoman, and that she says Yo Man while in bed with you.

    I wish I was Tiger Woods.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Zodi-emish wrote:
    Your wish is granted.....

    I wish I had not forgotten to make a wish....

    Granted, you've forgotten everything else

    I wish I didn't have to work today
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish not granted cause I ninja'd you!!!! AAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I wish I was a Power Ranger.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »

    I wish I was a Power Ranger.

    Granted congratulation pink ranger.
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You made a wish to be used and abused by your Yeoman, and that she says Yo Man while in bed with you.

    I wish I was Tiger Woods.

    Granted, but you were hit by a golf club
    Tricksterbro wrote: »
    Granted, you've forgotten everything else

    I wish I didn't have to work today


    Granted.. * phone call * YOUR FIRED.

    I wish my yeoman abused me more.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Wish not granted cause I ninja'd you!!!! AAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I wish I was a Power Ranger.

    Granted, you're that puny pink one

    I wish STO had no more bugs forever

    Oh for christ's sake, ninja'd again, I'm gonna EXTERMINATE someone for that
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Zodi-emish wrote:
    I wish my yeoman abused me more.

    Granted. You are now a eunuch as a result of the abuse.

    I wish Twilight never existed.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Eulif_Davis wrote:
    Granted. You are now a eunuch as a result of the abuse.

    I wish Twilight never existed.

    Granted it goes to Day time to Night time with no morning, or evening.

    i wish I knew what the people in my vent are talking about... Magic... black lotus
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But now you wish you didn't know.

    I wish I had a hot Yeoman to abuse me and make me her slave.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. But now you wish you didn't know.

    I wish I had a hot Yeoman to abuse me and make me her slave.

    Granted... mine had a twin...

    I wish I did not know what they knew.....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You now know nothing.

    I wish I could get my Yeoman to convince her twin to join my crew.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You now know nothing.

    I wish I could get my Yeoman to convince her twin to join my crew.

    Granted.. but she doesn't like you so she came back, and brought her sister.

    I wish your yeoman would stop calling me her hu-mon daddy....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. She now calls you her TRIBBLE.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.
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