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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Now it's the nacelles you have to worry about.

    I wish for something cute to hug.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish Granted. Here I am!

    I wish to win the lottery
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You win me! *jumps up in lap* I'm yours sugar!

    I wish for a savage garden.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You win the bacteria lottery. You are now infected with a new bacteria that human's have no immunity for, and you die.

    I wish that this new Miranda refit I'm designing comes out well.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. However you gained some weight.

    I wish for it to be 1pm.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Cary Granted! But tis over the international date line so your pizza is late.

    I wish for a new owner for my factory [wages were slashed for worker bees ]
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted the new owner is an evil overlord. You are now a slave and your wages have been cut entirely.

    I wish I had more than 10 hours of sleep in the last 4 days.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, you had 96 hours of sleep in the last 4 days and now you're very dehydrated, very grogy, your mouth tastes really bad and you smell of dirty jammies and need a shower -shoos you off to shower-

    i wish for a chat-anom-nom-noms ^_^ (i'm hungry and chat always reminds me of noms >//> )
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Gra... Oh *censor*! *runs like hell*

    I wish I had a heart.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Chat wrote:
    Gra... Oh *censor*! *runs like hell*

    I wish I had a heart.

    granted... it's a plushy heart! =D -snuggles and nibbles on chats heart-

    i wish i had a beanbag chair
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but it's made of baby seal leather, and stuffed with month old kidney beans


    I wish I could go two hours into teh future
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. however since you did not move through space you are now stuck inside a tree thanks to earths rotation.

    I wish for seafoam.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Chat wrote:
    I wish for seafoam.

    Granted. You are now drowning in it.

    I wish zombies were real.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted... you are now a zombie and ash from evil dead is now trying to shoot you with his "boom stick"

    i wish for more wishes!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but every wish you make is a wish to be poor and abused by a woman.

    I wish I had a mint condition Model T.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but they all lead to your demise.

    I wish HomsikPanda was no longer homesick. (Homesick pandas make me a saaaaaaaaaaad panda)

    Edit: as i was ninja'ed, the model T's break lines were cut... by me. You fly over a cliff to your DOOM!

    I wish for a pen.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's an explosive pen, and it goes off when you put it into your pocket.

    I wish I was the inventor of warp drive.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. It's an explosive pen, and it goes off when you put it into your pocket.

    I wish I was the inventor of warp drive.

    Granted, but you die in a horrific warp plasma fire when the first prototype explodes on testing.


    I wish I had a bunny with a pancake on it's head.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted only it turns out to be a man eating rabbit and the pancake is to get you attention
    i wish i had a baseball right NOW


    http://www.teletoon.com/blogs/en/atnight/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lepus.jpg
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It gave you a life threatening head injury, and you may not make it through the night.

    I wish I had a Lay-Z-Bowl reclining toilet.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted but half why through your um business the back brakes and you fall over backwoods which scared the .... well you made a big mess

    i wish for a new cell phone
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Here is your shiny, new DynaTAC 8000X mobile phone ;)

    I wish my boss would give me a raise...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it's not the kinda raise you wanted, and you have to quit that same day.

    I wish I could see Heart live in concert.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted. while at a concert you accidently step on a heart


    I wish restraunts would stop restricting grilled cheese sammiches to the kids menu.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. They now restrict everything else to the kids menu, and every single child under 10 is a 150 pounds overweight now thanks to you.

    I wish I was a surgeon.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But the fairy god mother was tipsy and misheard so you ended up a sturgeon.

    I wish I had a puppy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The puppy is evil, and takes you to Hell and you are now his chew toy.

    I wish I was Weird Al Yankovic.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but now you can only pee on your couch. Everywhere else, you find yourself incapable.

    I wish a wish was a wish worth wishfully wishing about, and it was one concerning wishes.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The new bikini looks very slimming on you.

    I wish for _________. (Fill in whatever you want.)
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Chat wrote:
    Granted. The new bikini looks very slimming on you.

    Wait.... what?


    Chat wrote:
    I wish for _________. (Fill in whatever you want.)

    Granted. Your blank has been filled; however, you have lost all your memory and can no longer remember it.

    I wish I could get away with wearing a bikini.
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