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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it's cold and covered in mold spores.

    I wish I could use the Force.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. but you can only manage the force TRIBBLE. a powerful force technique for causeing social akwardness.

    I wish I had a working iron man suit
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You hook with Gwyneth Paltrow and start naming your kids after random fruit

    I wish I could visit an inhabited alien world
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted and while there you're invited to lunch, only to find out you're it!

    I wish for a trouble free commute home.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: but trouble is awaiting you at home

    I wish someone would make a live action Starblazers series in the US
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. M. Night Shalayman is already working on the script.

    I wish someone would go back in time and stop M. Night Shalayman from making The Last Airbender.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted! Though the assassination attempt only resulted in mild brain damage. The Movie releases as The Last Airblender. Reviews say it is as good as any Pauly Shore movie.

    I wish Gasoline was cheaper than water.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted water is now 5$ a litre (20$ a gallon thereabouts)


    I wish I didn't have insomnia
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: you're dead. :p

    I wish I knew what Hell was like.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You will now live somewhere in or near Washington DC

    I wish future technology to be around NOW!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted unfortunately it's minority report technology, and apparently at some point in your future you're going to kill the president of Paraguay with a fork. (bonus points if you get the reference)

    I wish Jean Claude Van Damme had accepted a part in The Expendables
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: However the whole movie is done in Belgian

    I wish people would stop judging Tom Cruise movies because of his couch jumping incident on Oprah
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted and now no one likes Tom Cruise movies


    I wish I could speed up time
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: You will be moving into an old folks home in about 3 hours

    I wish we hadn't cancelled the Apollo Program in 1972 and had continued doing Moon Landings
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted; NASA has done absolutely no research into a Martian landing due to the continuation of lunar landings.

    I wish Martian colonies was a reality today.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but they belong to a hostile alien force whose next target is Earth.

    I wish light speed travel was possible.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: The Martians will now conduct the colonization of Earth in retaliation

    I wish Puerto Rico would accept statehood
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted. Welcome to the United States of Puerto Rico


    I wish Canada would just annex Alaska already.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ertwin wrote: »
    granted. Welcome to the United States of Puerto Rico


    I wish Canada would just annex Alaska already.

    Granted.. but then Canada is annex in the United States.


    I wish I had a taco....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but it’s made from ground up cat meat and some left the whiskers…

    I wish for a hot fudge Sunday.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: But you don't get any fudge of any type for the rest of the week

    I wish they'd remake Hogan's Heroes
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    CAPTWinters wrote:
    Granted: But you don't get any fudge of any type for the rest of the week

    I wish they'd remake Hogan's Heroes

    GRANTED... But it stars the cast of twilight.

    I wish I could throw lighting bolts....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. No wish corruption today from me.

    I wish I could have done more for my little cat.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. No wish corruption today from me.

    I wish I could have done more for my little cat.

    Thats a cruel move? Who would corrupt a kitty wish?!
    Muahahahahahahahaha well I do!

    Granted. You start caring for your cat... Too much! You are now condamned to give in to every single of her whims!

    I wish I would know if my guess about the culprit of the mystery novel I'm reading is correct.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. you then realize that knowing the culprit sucked all the fun out of it and, depressed, jump off the international Space Station.

    I wish for Sputnick.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    My cat died this afternoon. That's why I didn't corrupt any wishes.

    I wish I had a nuclear reactor powering my house.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    My cat died this afternoon. That's why I didn't corrupt any wishes.

    I wish I had a nuclear reactor powering my house.

    Sorry didn't now :/
    My honest condolence.:(
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Thanks.

    I wish I had a jet engine in my truck.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Sorry to hear about you cat, Cen.
    Centurus wrote: »
    I wish I had a jet engine in my truck.

    Granted, unfortunately, when you go to power it up, it explodes, taking you and the truck with it.

    I wish for a new cat for Centurus.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *finishes counting remaining cats* Ok, that would be a bad thing right now. I still have a small army. :-p

    Granted. My new cat pees everywhere, except in my room.

    I wish I could win in Vegas.
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