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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, but you're nowhere near it, and therefore you can't see it.

    I wish my truck was brand new again.

    GRANTED

    I wish i had a truck like that.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's the same truck you just gave me, but 120 years older and full of rust.

    I wish I could go out with Sofia Vergara. :-D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. It's the same truck you just gave me, but 120 years older and full of rust.

    I wish I could go out with Sofia Vergara. :-D

    granted... but it is in 60 years from now...

    I wish I could corrupt a wish...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You said I could only go out with Sofia Vergara when she's in her 90s.

    I wish beautiful women threw themselves at me.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You said I could only go out with Sofia Vergara when she's in her 90s.

    I wish beautiful women threw themselves at me.

    Granted... but they do it from tall buildings...


    I wish I could get this song out of my head.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's now replaced with this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8DKNUg20Ss&has_verified=1

    I wish I was Al Bundy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. It's now replaced with this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8DKNUg20Ss&has_verified=1

    I wish I was Al Bundy.

    Granted you are now Al bundy 63 years ago...

    I wish I had a person to talk to....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You have me. I'm sorry.

    I wish I had a good paying job.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You have me. I'm sorry.

    I wish I had a good paying job.

    Granted you have a good paying job, but you do not like to talk about what you do at that job...

    I wish I could have the world's hottest curry...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Your digestive system is now nuked beyond repair.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. Your digestive system is now nuked beyond repair.

    I wish I had a girlfriend.

    Granted.. you had her for one day... she was the best girlfriend in the world.... then I stole her from you...

    I wish I had some flowers for your.. err I mean my girlfriend...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but she's allergic to flowers, and you end up killing her.

    I wish I was a vampire.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, but she's allergic to flowers, and you end up killing her.

    I wish I was a vampire.

    Granted.. but you are forced in to the casting for the next 20 Twilight movies.

    I wish I was a wookiee stuck in the star trek world...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you are now Bruce Vilanch.

    I wish I was Robocop.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted, you are now Bruce Vilanch.

    I wish I was Robocop.

    Granted but you ran out of oil.....

    I wish I was a a grammaton cleric.....
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are the last one, and you've got 15 seconds to live.

    I wish I had a TARDIS.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Centurus wrote: »
    Granted. You are the last one, and you've got 15 seconds to live.

    I wish I had a TARDIS.

    Granted... but it is out of order, and you do not know how to fix it...


    I wish for a Horga'hn
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish denied, as you filled in all forms save 445B. :p

    I wish for the ability to create and destroy life.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you only have the ability to create and destroy your own life.

    I wish I was well endowed.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted....it's now a large size...for a field mouse.

    I wish for working pen.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    ALRIGHT!!! I'm slightly bigger now!!!!!

    Granted, your pen works, but leaves you cause you refuse to work.

    I wish I had a new duck.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, now you duck with a nice hand flourish. It's not quite as fast or as effective as regular ducking, but it looks stylish....just kidding it looks ridiculous.


    I wish the alien vs predator movies were actually good.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    You get Godzilla vs the Independence Day Aliens, staring Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    I wish it wasn't so hot outside, and also not an ice-age.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted you now live in Yellowknife...enjoy the horseflies, blackflies, and misquitoes.

    I wish the US used the metric system like proper Canadians.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. The US changes the name of it's standard unit of measurement and call it the metric system, and we make Canada use our metric system.

    I wish I had a 5 billion dollar life insurance policy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    granted, but I get the money when you die of mysterious circumstances.

    I wish more people would give me money
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but its all Monopoly money.

    I wish I was the Grand Champion of Monopoly.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It's monopoly money, and because of inflation, even with 5 billion in monopoly money, you can't afford a house on Boardwalk.

    I wish I was sleeping.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Right next to a vuvuzela factory. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

    I wish for a herbivorous venus flytrap.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But your plant eats itself to death.

    I wish to be President of the United States
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