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  • bemlegabemlega Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    nemef wrote: »
    I have to say, that pweadamantus seems to be a much more capable CM than what we have at the moment. A nice surprise.

    Prolly because he isn't a CM but a techie?
    Which does not counter your statement but rather enforces it.
  • narasil2narasil2 Member Posts: 129 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    And we really do appreciate the updates from team members...at least I really do. It's a sign of professionalism and integrity.

    THAT being said...quite frankly, from someone in "the business" there really are very few reasons for service to be down for any length of time. It really does boil down to money, and how much you want to spend vs. the uptime and quality (lag) of your server bank. I understand one wants to maximize profits, truly I do. I'm a business man myself. I spend upward of 300-500 (any devs can easily verify those numbers) dollars per month when I'm actively playing this game. I know not everyone can do that, and I'm an "atypical customer"....HOWEVER. If YOU spent that much on a game, how would YOU feel right about now when your schedule is INCREDIBLY busy and you get so little time to actually play it in the first place....
  • mecteshmectesh Member Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    panthro2 wrote: »
    Anyone's fleet having a NYE party in C47 tonight?

    Some might, if the servers are up; at the moment, "not so much"...
    Mac mini Server (mid 2011): 2GHz Intel Core i7, 8GB 1333 MHz DDR3, Intel HD Graphics 3000 512MB
    OS X El Capitan 10.11.2
  • cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,101 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    i think it was the borg, they assimilated the hamsters and then the hamsters are currently assimilateing PWE staff...yep
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
  • kriskringle3kriskringle3 Member Posts: 158 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    i think it was the borg, they assimilated the hamsters and then the hamsters are currently assimilateing PWE staff...yep

    Thank god you didn't say Gerbil. memories of the term "Popping Mickey"
  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Okay, here is the whole truth about what happened:

    Cryptic never imagined they would make it to 2015. Therefore they forgot to tell their servers that there will be a 2015. Since the poor servers think the world is ending soon, they all crawled up in a corner and pray to Cyber-Jesus to save them.

    The End......

    :D
  • pweadamanteuspweadamanteus Member Posts: 117 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    i think it was the borg, they assimilated the hamsters and then the hamsters are currently assimilateing PWE staff...yep

    http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/293/0/a/cyborg_hamster_by_llothcat.jpg
  • superfoxyplushsuperfoxyplush Member Posts: 87 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    i think it was the borg, they assimilated the hamsters and then the hamsters are currently assimilateing PWE staff...yep

    Does this mean the efficiency of Cryptic will increase ? :cool:
  • hanoverfist1970hanoverfist1970 Member Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I'm sorry, after all this time I cannot believe I haven't made the correlation before now.

    This happens every time I have a holiday day off. Clearly this is all my fault.

    Guess what ,today I get out of work way early and lo and behold.... server down.......

    So , I apologize for being a lazy @#$

    Please cryptic, don't punish everyone for my sins.
  • zeven2004zeven2004 Member Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    This just in: The guy in Times Square responsible for plugging in the New Year's Eve ball could not find an open outlet - so he he had to unplug something ...
  • zwaarizwaari Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2014
  • ovrkylovrkyl Member Posts: 309 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Let's take a look at the scoreboard, shall we?

    December 4th, 2014
    1. start of Winter Wonderland
    2. Tide of Ice functioning normally, but unlock is not account-wide
    3. a Breen ship discount is not functioning normally for some players

    December 11th, 2014 (1 week later...way to show a sense of urgency)
    1. implemented Tide of Ice account-wide unlock
    2. made it "easier" to gain completion credit for Tide of Ice
      ...and broke Tide of Ice
    3. "A Line in the Snow" accolade no longer acquirable
      ...but still necessary for unlocks
    4. adjusted The Fast and the Flurrious race flags so now you don't have to jump a fence to grab 2nd place
    5. resolved an issue with a few snowmen spawning underground
      ...now more snowmen spawn underground
    6. drastically reduced knockback from "Hail" weapon
      ...snowmen snowballs still have a huge chance to knock you on your TRIBBLE$
    7. Breen ship discount still not functioning normally for some players

    December 12th, 2014 (OMG, do they suddenly care about the players now?)
    1. aww, hell with it, we give up, we can't fix our own Frankenstein
    2. Tide of Ice no longer required to unlock items, Merry Christmas!
    3. "fixed" Tide of Ice again
      ...now you can play the entire battle and not get squat for reward
    4. the Breen ship discount is still broken

    December 18th, 2014
    1. now you must "Join the Battle" to play Tide of Ice
      ...and still not get squat upon completing the entire battle
    2. the Breen ship discount is still broken
      ...now a 2nd ship discount is broken

    December 23rd, 2014
    1. stability update for holodeck server
      ...server crashes

    December 30th, 2014
    1. stability update for holodeck server, again
      ...server crashes, again


    Did I miss anything?
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  • ussprometheus79ussprometheus79 Member Posts: 727 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    A lot of people seem to have been in now for a good few minutes. I'm grinding, sorry having fun 17x over in Argala right now...
    If you've come to the forums to complain about the AFK system, it's known to be bugged at the moment.
  • jiveman7jiveman7 Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    This is why this game is not worth any money for subbing. these "rare" system downs last for too long. but you pay nothing - you get your money's worth....
  • bemlegabemlega Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2014
  • charononuscharononus Member Posts: 5,736 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    i think it was the borg, they assimilated the hamsters and then the hamsters are currently assimilateing PWE staff...yep

    I welcome our new overlords.
  • qjuniorqjunior Member Posts: 2,023 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Does this mean the efficiency of Cryptic will increase ? :cool:

    Even the Borg have their limits ! :D
  • coolphive3coolphive3 Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    You guys should move your services and host with Peer1 Hosting,
  • xapocalypseponyxxapocalypseponyx Member Posts: 577 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    bemlega wrote: »
    rolfmao

    Seriously borgified hampster!

    It's the Borg's "softer" approach to assimilation. Now you can be assimilated with your favorite pet!
  • bemlegabemlega Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Nice summary @ovrkyl.

    Cryptic's got a QA issue. Surely.
  • irminstanirminstan Member Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Just got an alert through Arc informing me that the east coast servers are down and it is being investigated.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • milsaromilsaro Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    epic fail on nye. nice guys.great job. all job you done this year is nothing all will remember this
  • simeion1simeion1 Member Posts: 898 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    New patch notes should have read.

    General

    Instability Update for the Holodeck server!
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  • chromatychromaty Member Posts: 84 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Cryptics devs are not Borg.. they are tribbles and epohhs!!! Nice but useless...
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  • seifer1701seifer1701 Member Posts: 109 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Oh good, they just clued into the east coast issues. I figure sometime by tomorrow they'll realize us west coast guys can't get in either. Don't worry guys, PWE will fix it even if it takes them all the rest of 2014.
  • bemlegabemlega Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    In case we wont make it back online : Happy new year from Germany already! 3moreh to go though.
  • nemefnemef Member Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Well, the guys trying to fix this are probably going throuh hell at the moment. But it's appreciated... at least by me. Hope you're succesful soon...
  • ussprometheus79ussprometheus79 Member Posts: 727 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    seifer1701 wrote: »
    Oh good, they just clued into the east coast issues. I figure sometime by tomorrow they'll realize us west coast guys can't get in either. Don't worry guys, PWE will fix it even if it takes them all the rest of 2014.

    It's not just US people you know...
    If you've come to the forums to complain about the AFK system, it's known to be bugged at the moment.
  • seifer1701seifer1701 Member Posts: 109 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    bemlega wrote: »
    In case we wont make it back online : Happy new year from Germany already! 3moreh to go though.

    Allright! Happy New Years from 'Murica!
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