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  • aleaicaleaic Member Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Players: Surely the servers will be up soon.

    Smirk: They will be up soon, and quit calling me Shirley.
  • pwecaptainsmirkpwecaptainsmirk Member Posts: 1,167 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    shadowkosh wrote: »
    The maintence guys fixing the server "I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! I GOT TO GET OUR OF HERE"


    Smirk 'Everything is going to be all right SMACK"

    Trendy "Smirk your wanted on the forums. Everything is going to be all right SMACK"


    Line forms behind Trendy everyone with blunt objects :D

    LoL oh the memories...

    Forum Turkey don't want my help...

    Forum Turkey ain't gonna get no help
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than the STO forums.
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  • pwecaptainsmirkpwecaptainsmirk Member Posts: 1,167 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I guess I need to meme a picture of me with the inflatable pilot next...


    But first, a Janeway meme celebrating the beauty of being a Salamander
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    LoL oh the memories...

    Forum Turkey don't want my help...

    Forum Turkey ain't gonna get no help

    Oh god I love Airplane:D
  • tcgrandpa#3038 tcgrandpa Member Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I think when the server is down for maintenance the launcher should just play episodes of pinky and the brain.
  • royalsovereignroyalsovereign Member Posts: 1,344 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I guess I need to meme a picture of me with the inflatable pilot next...
    Just as long as the pilot doesn't have a lit cigarette...
    "You Iconians just hung a vacancy sign on your asses and my foot's looking for a room!"
    --Red Annorax
  • starportsstarports Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Can you fix the servers, and put them online?
    Smirk: Surely you can't be serious.
    PWE: We are serious... and don't call us Shirley.

    :rolleyes:
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Smirk, they bought their servers! They knew what they were getting into! I say... let 'em crash!
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  • markofthelexanmarkofthelexan Member Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I think when the server is down for maintenance the launcher should just play episodes of pinky and the brain.

    so we can do the same thing we do every night......complain :D


    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • xandercorvusxandercorvus Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I think when the server is down for maintenance the launcher should just play episodes of pinky and the brain.

    Or maybe, I don't know...Star Trek?
    "Join Date: Jun 2012" Says Cryptic's "new" forum system. I've been here since a week before launch, but SOME stuff just didn't carry over through multiple system changes/updates. :rolleyes:
  • whiterookwhiterook Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    So do you like Gladiator movies?
  • docfrederdocfreder Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    lol Oh The Memories...

    Forum Turkey Don't Want My Help...

    Forum Turkey Ain't Gonna Get No Help
    Wait I Speak Jive
  • treking2treking2 Member Posts: 159 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Of all the directions this set of forum posts could have taken ...

    "Airplane!" was a good choice indeed.

    Well done sir. Well done.
  • aleaicaleaic Member Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Airplane III (or are we up to IV) : The STO shuttle-airplane adventure. :D
  • lordmalak1lordmalak1 Member Posts: 4,681 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    30 minutes to go, right ?
    :)
    KBF Lord MalaK
    Awoken Dead
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    Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    treking2 wrote: »
    Of all the directions this set of forum posts could have taken ...

    "Airplane!" was a good choice indeed.

    Well done sir. Well done.


    Thank you I just thought of it :D
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    whiterook wrote: »
    So do you like Gladiator movies?

    There was more then one?
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • papabloodpapablood Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    aleaic wrote: »
    Players: Surely the servers will be up soon.

    Smirk: They will be up soon, and quit calling me Shirley.

    Only if you quit calling me player ... You feel me ... LOL
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Target locked Captain....Alpha loaded....5,4,3,2,1.... Target dead captain, locking on next target
  • alexnt02alexnt02 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I know!

    I was sooo looking forward to hitting that amazing milestone

    Still the team is hard at work and doing their best.

    Hang in there forum folks!

    *reassuringly strokes your hair*

    Hush now, you will be back kicking Neelix and killing those nasty Vaadwaur soon enough... hush child.

    *pat pat on your head*

    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANYMORE CONDESCENDING?!? people ask why another extension of the servers being down and you decide to talk to people like we're 5!

    for future reference maybe be less a jerk and actually treat players/customers like they are not children?
  • thebluerabbitthebluerabbit Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I think when the server is down for maintenance the launcher should just play episodes of pinky and the brain.

    Nonsense. Nothing but live reading from Rob Paulsen and Maurice LeMarche will quell this savage bunch. I mean, my goodness. We've resorted to quoting Airplane! What next? Where does the madness end??!!!!
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    aleaic wrote: »
    Airplane III (or are we up to IV) : The STO shuttle-airplane adventure. :D

    I think we are still between I & II :D
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Rivera: "Customers certain to leave!"

    D'Angelo: "Developer negligent!"

    Smirk: "There's a sale at Penney's!"
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  • crypticarmsmancrypticarmsman Member Posts: 4,115 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    starports wrote: »
    No, don't fix the servers! That's what they expect you to do.

    Aunty Am, Aunty Am, it's a twister it's a twister......

    "Nick! Heath! Jarrod! There's a fire in the barn!":eek:
    Formerly known as Armsman from June 2008 to June 20, 2012
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    PWE ARC Drone says: "Your STO forum community as you have known it is ended...Display names are irrelevant...Any further sense of community is irrelevant...Resistance is futile...You will be assimilated..."
  • tcgrandpa#3038 tcgrandpa Member Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    its okay captainsmirk many of us have backup caffeine.

    I bet the game is written in javascript ;P or c#
  • whiterookwhiterook Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    cidjack wrote: »
    There was more then one?

    OMG! What in the heck was I watching then! :eek:
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANYMORE CONDESCENDING?!? people ask why another extension of the servers being down and you decide to talk to people like we're 5!

    for future reference maybe be less a jerk and actually treat players/customers like they are not children?

    I would agree with this if the majority of players/customers didn't act like children.
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  • azzastewazzastew Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    tamujiin wrote: »
    You have a science gank? or are all five of you tactical wanna be DPSERS? If your pulling 11k DPS your doing something wrong, as tac.

    And my good sir, if you knew me, you would know i am not an "elitist" i run the best most casual tier 5 fleet system of alliances in the game i have seen, ever. We just help our people get their fun, by having fun with em and keeping them informed. If this makes me an elitist, so be it, i guess i am.

    Hpow is saying go meet some people, being elitist? i thought most elitist were in the 30k DPS channel, i am not :D Just the 10k.

    You know, its a thing called team work.

    Sometimes we also like to use a word called diversity, you know, bring a tank, 1 healer, and 1 science ganker, and 2 DPS heavy Tacs or something.

    DPS dont matter, team work does. No where did i say anything about DPS, except in this post.

    hear hear, lol I see these douche bag dpsers all the time with that dps counter thing poping it up at the end of matches. I want to find out where they live and burn..... lmao nah jkin :D seriously I stoped healing 1 of those and he poped 5+ times in khitomer vortex elite and still at the end displayed the dps meter I was seriously on the floor LMAO
  • tamujiintamujiin Member Posts: 321 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I'm not PUGGING story missions...or anything else.
    There is massive amount of glitches, and the enemies have insane abilities that scale with my team.
    I KNOW what I'm doing, you jerk!
    I've been stomping ALL content in this game until Delta Rising came along with it's Vaadwaur lunacy, and it's 700k Hull Hit Points.
    Basically, my 4-years+ experience has gone completely out the window.
    That's ridiculously insulting.

    Never heard of cryptic studios before eh'?


    Way to go calling the monkey a jerk, jeesh, SMIRK!!!! IT CALLED ME A JERK!!!! :P jk, but seriously, come on, your complaining about bugs.... your new to the game aren't you?

    You went from complaining about FED fleet alert, and now everything is broken in the game, and you can't kill shtuff.... I did hear they were making a Hello Kitty online game, maybe it would benefit you to go play that, until the rest of the people that have been carrying your "easy" pug group matches, can get up to par again.

    Never heard of cryptic studios before eh'?
  • giannicampanellagiannicampanella Member Posts: 424 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANYMORE CONDESCENDING?!? people ask why another extension of the servers being down and you decide to talk to people like we're 5!

    for future reference maybe be less a jerk and actually treat players/customers like they are not children?

    Learn hipsterese. It wasn't condescending at all. Rather, it was making fun of condescension in order to be literally ironic.
    Greenbird
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