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  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Smirk: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to fix these servers as soon as we can. These players need to be told what a server room is.

    Players: A server room? What is it?

    Smirk: It's a big building with servers, but that's not important right now.

    :D
  • xandercorvusxandercorvus Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Also, just for the record, I ALWAYS ran ELITE queues before DR.
    "Join Date: Jun 2012" Says Cryptic's "new" forum system. I've been here since a week before launch, but SOME stuff just didn't carry over through multiple system changes/updates. :rolleyes:
  • markofthelexanmarkofthelexan Member Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    tasshena wrote: »
    Say, Smirk? Would you happen to know...

    Is tonight's patch gonna fix the Borg red alerts as well, by chance? This morning's patch caused the Unimatrix ship to stop appearing at the end...

    Worked fine for me and i did alerts before and after the patch O.o

    Maybe the borg got scared :D


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  • rickskynightrickskynight Member Posts: 171 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I can hear the TNG computer voice in my head. "Deck one: hamster support failure"
  • crypticarmsmancrypticarmsman Member Posts: 4,115 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANYMORE CONDESCENDING?!? people ask why another extension of the servers being down and you decide to talk to people like we're 5!

    for future reference maybe be less a jerk and actually treat players/customers like they are not children?

    Maybe if some players would stop throwing tantrums (similar to those of say, a 5 year old child) during an unplanned (but scheduled) server maintenance period to fix major issues with said game's sever performance...

    Not naming names, or quoting examples....oh, wait...:eek:
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  • aleaicaleaic Member Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    tamujiin wrote: »
    You sir, do not sound like an elitist, you sir, sound like fun. :D

    Smirk, yah gotta see my toon in game, I am the one and only, Monkey in a space suit.

    USA monkey, or USSR monkey?
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  • markofthelexanmarkofthelexan Member Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Also, just for the record, I ALWAYS ran ELITE queues before DR.

    I ran Elite once...but then i took a scimitar to the knee O.o


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  • darkbladejkdarkbladejk Member Posts: 3,806 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    tamujiin wrote: »
    You have a science gank? or are all five of you tactical wanna be DPSERS? If your pulling 11k DPS your doing something wrong, as tac.

    And my good sir, if you knew me, you would know i am not an "elitist" i run the best most casual tier 5 fleet system of alliances in the game i have seen, ever. We just help our people get their fun, by having fun with em and keeping them informed. If this makes me an elitist, so be it, i guess i am.

    Hpow is saying go meet some people, being elitist? i thought most elitist were in the 30k DPS channel, i am not :D Just the 10k.

    You know, its a thing called team work.

    Sometimes we also like to use a word called diversity, you know, bring a tank, 1 healer, and 1 science ganker, and 2 DPS heavy Tacs or something.

    DPS dont matter, team work does. No where did i say anything about DPS, except in this post.

    Notice I said 11k+ meaning 11k is the minimum. Had you paid attention you would have caught that. The issue is that right now the health of the enemies and what not is jacked up right now to ridiculous levels. When people who are pulling a good amount of dps all have to concentrate one ship just so it will die in less than 10 minutes and even then it still takes awhile, something is wrong. Plus fleet alert as i said can't function this way as it prevents anyone sub 50 from doing it. You're right teamwork does matter but when everyone in there has mk xiii ultra rare gear for weapons and tac consoles, plus other good equipment, and it still takes forever to kill stuff, something is wrong and attention needs to be called to it.
    I'm not PUGGING story missions...or anything else.
    There is massive amount of glitches, and the enemies have insane abilities that scale with my team.
    I KNOW what I'm doing, you jerk!
    I've been stomping ALL content in this game until Delta Rising came along with it's Vaadwaur lunacy, and it's 700k Hull Hit Points.
    Basically, my 4-years+ experience has gone completely out the window.
    That's ridiculously insulting.

    I'm not disagreeing there is a massive amount of glitches and what not. still some stuff needs to be addressed.
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  • captainpetey001captainpetey001 Member Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Learn hipsterese. It wasn't condescending at all. Rather, it was making fun of condescension in order to be literally ironic.

    I guess irony can be pretty ironic at times.
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    "This is Cryptic Studios, where Star Trek Online lives forever!"

    *CRASH*
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  • xandercorvusxandercorvus Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I ran Elite once...but then i took a scimitar to the knee O.o

    THAT...is hilarious!
    ^_^
    "Join Date: Jun 2012" Says Cryptic's "new" forum system. I've been here since a week before launch, but SOME stuff just didn't carry over through multiple system changes/updates. :rolleyes:
  • tamujiintamujiin Member Posts: 321 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Also, just for the record, I ALWAYS ran ELITE queues before DR.


    So did everyone else, and everyone else, at least with money, said the game was to easy. Sorry for your loss, learn to play the game.... Its not hard :D
  • shadokittyshadokitty Member Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    I was just getting ready to play some STO when I saw down for maintenance. If there's no bacon around, time to play another game I guess.
  • thebluerabbitthebluerabbit Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    iconians wrote: »
    "This is Cryptic Studios, where Star Trek Online lives forever!"

    *CRASH*

    You've solved it. Someone get a new tower up, STAT!
  • shadowkoshshadowkosh Member Posts: 1,688 Arc User
    edited October 2014
  • xaramanxaraman Member Posts: 291 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    @Smirk: I think you finally lost it with #SalamanderJaneway :D
  • xandercorvusxandercorvus Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    tamujiin wrote: »
    So did everyone else, and everyone else, at least with money, said the game was to easy. Sorry for your loss, learn to play the game.... Its not hard :D

    Damnit!
    How many times do I have to explain that I KNEW how to play the game perfectly until DR ruined it?
    "Join Date: Jun 2012" Says Cryptic's "new" forum system. I've been here since a week before launch, but SOME stuff just didn't carry over through multiple system changes/updates. :rolleyes:
  • docfrederdocfreder Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    shadokitty wrote: »
    I was just getting ready to play some STO when I saw down for maintenance. If there's no bacon around, time to play another game I guess.
    Try a turn based one I'm running endless legend take a turn comback to forum refresh reply back to game rinse and repeat
  • markofthelexanmarkofthelexan Member Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    shadokitty wrote: »
    I was just getting ready to play some STO when I saw down for maintenance. If there's no bacon around, time to play another game I guess.

    no...the bacon says IOU bacon and its dated 17/10/2509
    someones been playing with time travelling bacon again


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  • treking2treking2 Member Posts: 159 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Scotty: "I know this patch like the back of my hand."

    *KLANG*
  • rossclansforce1rossclansforce1 Member Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANYMORE CONDESCENDING?!? people ask why another extension of the servers being down and you decide to talk to people like we're 5!

    for future reference maybe be less a jerk and actually treat players/customers like they are not children?

    Smirk has an odd sense of humor. You can see that when you watch the live stream videos. However for people who do not know this (or know him) it comes across as personal. We should all unite and ask for a blanket code to get a free doff or cup of coffee from a vendor. Server maintenance is going to take a while.

    Smirkey.. pat pat pat. It will be ok.

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  • tamujiintamujiin Member Posts: 321 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    aleaic wrote: »
    USA monkey, or USSR monkey?

    The chinese one, thats where i went when they launched me into space and never came back, even though they said i did.

    I was time warped to 2410 :P Jk, seriously though id say USA space suit i guess.
  • militiamasterxmilitiamasterx Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Worked fine for me and i did alerts before and after the patch O.o

    Maybe the borg got scared :D

    We actually had one of these happen last night. I was like...'OK then'. Where the objective spot was for him, there was no ship at all at the warp in location...just dead space. I just warped out and dropped it and found another...that one worked.
  • docfrederdocfreder Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    treking2 wrote: »
    scotty: "i Know This Patch Like The Back Of My Hand."

    *klang*
    Damit Jim I"m A Doctor Not A Dev
  • iconiansiconians Member Posts: 6,987 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Trevor, that's a dumb question... skip that.
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  • markofthelexanmarkofthelexan Member Posts: 57 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    We actually had one of these happen last night. I was like...'OK then'. Where the objective spot was for him, there was no ship at all at the warp in location...just dead space. I just warped out and dropped it and found another...that one worked.

    was Isaac clarke nearby or any strange spires?


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  • aleaicaleaic Member Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    tamujiin wrote: »
    The chinese one, thats where i went when they launched me into space and never came back, even though they said i did.

    I was time warped to 2410 :P Jk, seriously though id say USA space suit i guess.

    Well... as long as you then warped back somehow, and the STO developer team was run by a bunch of DAMN DIRTY APES!!! ...ya know. :p
  • sammyspet1sammyspet1 Member Posts: 212 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE ANYMORE CONDESCENDING?!? people ask why another extension of the servers being down and you decide to talk to people like we're 5!

    for future reference maybe be less a jerk and actually treat players/customers like they are not children?

    maybe if you lot didnt act like you was all children people would respect you more, give them a break they are doing the best they can.



    good work on this bug by the way smirk that bug on the bridge needed to be fixed hope it works this time, sorry if i spelt ur name wrong.
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    wanted to beat the Delta Meme n00bs LOL
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  • whiterookwhiterook Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    What do you mean? I love the Dev's
    Pull !
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