*Sighs and wonders if she should stay here or go find his parents*
***
Security officer: Not that I know of. But we can't beam anyone down without lowering the shields, which makes us vulnerable to boarding or attack.
"Maybe for your teleporters, but not for me. I can help get the Captain off the surface, but I have no clue about how far or the vector of where they are to us. Can you get me that infomation?"
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Awesome. Hey, Minions (tm), spread out and hunt down any Daleks you see!
Pleasure to meet you in the flesh, Kaiser. I'm Grand Vizier worffan101, I serve Supreme System Lord Ba'al, may he live forever.
*shoots Dalek*
Hail Ba'al!
*Points the pistol Jack Sparrow style at a Dalek, hitting it in a vital place. Does the same thing in quick succession, stabbing Daleks that get to close.*
Kaiser: I have a weird feeling *Shoots.* that you are somehow the cause of this, Vizier.
*He dead pan looks Worffan while firing over his shoulder and killing a Dalek.*
*Cringes*
***
Security Officer: She's probably the only Starfleet Officer down there... If you can somehow get through the shields... do what you can to help.
*Points the pistol Jack Sparrow style at a Dalek, hitting it in a vital place. Does the same thing in quick succession, stabbing Daleks that get to close.*
Kaiser: I have a weird feeling *Shoots.* that you are somehow the cause of this, Vizier.
*He dead pan looks Worffan while firing over his shoulder and killing a Dalek.*
Genuinely not my fault this time, Kaiser. And look, I'm being diplomatic and helping to fix it anyway! I called the Doctors and everything!
*Cringes*
***
Security Officer: She's probably the only Starfleet Officer down there... If you can somehow get through the shields... do what you can to help.
*Leaving 10% of what was left. M eaning ten. The Kaiser kills the last ten with his pistol, then holsters it.*
Kaiser: I do not believe you.
Believe what you like, I didn't bring the trashcan wannabes here.
I just shot them when they showed up. Oh, and Ba'al said he's willing to sell you a hundred Dark Intent-class starships. For the low, low price of free.
(get the coordinates)
"thank you" she says as she motions with her 2 hands.
A crackle of lightining and shes gone from the Lex
A cackle of lightning shows up in the Kaiser's courtyard, near the Captain's location. Rose looks around and sees 4 Daleks approaching the Captain. She throws a cone of ice shards that obiliterate the machines. She runs to the Captain.
"the Lexington is being attacked. I thought that you would need a lift to be with your command." as Rose looks at Kuntel. "Or get anyone hurt up to the medbay if needed."
as Rose looks at Kuntel, use her magics to figure out what is wrong with him.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(get the coordinates)
"thank you" she says as she motions with her 2 hands.
A crackle of lightining and shes gone from the Lex
A cackle of lightning shows up in the Kaiser's courtyard, near the Captain's location. Rose looks around and sees 4 Daleks approaching the Captain. She throws a cone of ice shards that obiliterate the machines. She runs to the Captain.
"the Lexington is being attacked. I thought that you would need a lift to be with your command." as Rose looks at Kuntel. "Or get anyone hurt up to the medbay if needed."
as Rose looks at Kuntel, use her magics to figure out what is wrong with him.
*Extreme, extreme energy loss in a short amount of time. It's extremely lucky to find him still alive. And not in a coma.*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Believe what you like, I didn't bring the trashcan wannabes here.
I just shot them when they showed up. Oh, and Ba'al said he's willing to sell you a hundred Dark Intent-class starships. For the low, low price of free.
Have a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
Kaiser: Hmm... we'll take the ships. What's in the cookie?
*Looks at it then notices Jade.*
Kaiser: Oh, hello Captain...
*Notices Shadow and raises an eyebrow, aristocratically. He makes it look alluring.*
'strange wolf man'...? well, i suppose it's better than 'DIE, FOUL DEMONSPAWN!'
and speaking of dying...*ducks as a dalek comes flying in, firing indiscriminately and screaming 'EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!', then pulls out a lightsaber and ignites it while spinning around, slicing the machine's head clean off*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(uses her magic to compensate for the massive powerdrain, which help does help somewhat)
"Well, it's all up to you now, Kuntel. I can't risk anymore magic on you or we both be in worse shape. Your Choas magic and mine just don't like each other."
"Guardsmen, get the Captain. Tell her its urgent."
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(uses her magic to compensate for the massive powerdrain, which help does help somewhat)
"Well, it's all up to you now, Kuntel. I can't risk anymore magic on you or we both be in worse shape. Your Choas magic and mine just don't like each other."
"Guardsmen, get the Captain. Tell her its urgent."
Comments
Uhhh...
*Looks around.*
What's goin' on, 'Zilla?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Points the pistol Jack Sparrow style at a Dalek, hitting it in a vital place. Does the same thing in quick succession, stabbing Daleks that get to close.*
Kaiser: I have a weird feeling *Shoots.* that you are somehow the cause of this, Vizier.
*He dead pan looks Worffan while firing over his shoulder and killing a Dalek.*
***
You good? I can run ahead to find your parents.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
I'm goo-
*Tries to stand but falls on butt and nearly passes out again.*
Never mind... not good.
***
Security Officer: She's probably the only Starfleet Officer down there... If you can somehow get through the shields... do what you can to help.
Genuinely not my fault this time, Kaiser. And look, I'm being diplomatic and helping to fix it anyway! I called the Doctors and everything!
*automatic staff cannon fire decimates Daleks*
Hail Ba'al!
*Waves her along.*
Go, go ahead, ch-cher.
*Smiles tiredly.*
I-I'll be f-fine.
*Leaving 10% of what was left. M eaning ten. The Kaiser kills the last ten with his pistol, then holsters it.*
Kaiser: I do not believe you.
Believe what you like, I didn't bring the trashcan wannabes here.
I just shot them when they showed up. Oh, and Ba'al said he's willing to sell you a hundred Dark Intent-class starships. For the low, low price of free.
Have a Cookie of Ba'al (tm)?
Hail Ba'al!
"thank you" she says as she motions with her 2 hands.
A crackle of lightining and shes gone from the Lex
A cackle of lightning shows up in the Kaiser's courtyard, near the Captain's location. Rose looks around and sees 4 Daleks approaching the Captain. She throws a cone of ice shards that obiliterate the machines. She runs to the Captain.
"the Lexington is being attacked. I thought that you would need a lift to be with your command." as Rose looks at Kuntel. "Or get anyone hurt up to the medbay if needed."
as Rose looks at Kuntel, use her magics to figure out what is wrong with him.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Runs off to find the Kaiser, only to find him with worffan*
Oh... great... what's the diplomatic incident this time...
*Extreme, extreme energy loss in a short amount of time. It's extremely lucky to find him still alive. And not in a coma.*
why am i not surprised to find you here? where chaos stirs, you're usually the instigator
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Kaiser: Hmm... we'll take the ships. What's in the cookie?
*Looks at it then notices Jade.*
Kaiser: Oh, hello Captain...
*Notices Shadow and raises an eyebrow, aristocratically. He makes it look alluring.*
Kaiser: And strange wolf man...
Standard oatmeal chocolate-chip with Ba'al's face in chocolate drizzle.
We have sugar-cookie with crystal sugar print and Thin Mint with while chocolate drizzle versions, as well.
Hail Ba'al!
*Waves cookie off.*
Kaiser: I'll pass. Don't very much like sweets....
and speaking of dying...*ducks as a dalek comes flying in, firing indiscriminately and screaming 'EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!', then pulls out a lightsaber and ignites it while spinning around, slicing the machine's head clean off*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Well, TEHO I guess.
I need to go see to some budget reports. My Legions of Doom (tm) are at your disposal for Dalek extermination and cleanup.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: off to bed, back tomorrow)
"Well, it's all up to you now, Kuntel. I can't risk anymore magic on you or we both be in worse shape. Your Choas magic and mine just don't like each other."
"Guardsmen, get the Captain. Tell her its urgent."
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Ow.
*Ice starts encrusting him up to his shins.*
That's bad...
Guardsman: At once.
*He hurries off.*
You know... I was really hoping to have some peace and quiet for a change...
"Grr. Fiona always told me to watch out Chaos Magic" as one of her hands starts to be encased by fire.
"Yep, at least I have a limited immunity to magical fire. Being teamed with 3 fire blasters fro better part of my life will do that to a girl"
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Guardsman hurries up.*
Guardsman: Captain, that ice lady said to come get you. It's urgent.
Not... separate entity. It's... uncontrolled.
*Hand flicks out spastically, and a beam of lightning flashes out, hitting a frozen Dalek. It instantly shatters.*
*Turns to the Kaiser*
Guess I'm needed again. I'll be back as soon as I can.
*Follows the guard*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Do it. Might... stop the... flow.
*Hand turns to granite, sheds the rock skein, and returns to normal.*
*Guard arrives with Jade.*