((Umm, you still have to build it. I only gave you the plans for one.))
Oh ya. huh....what was I holding up? *Holds up the plans, having been crumpled into a ball* Ah...that's the problem! Mwehehe...now that's out of the way...
*Teleports back to lair*
My trans-dimensional communicator can come to fruition! Soon, ill be able to contact the 10th dimension...and get all the help ill need...and no, not that kind of help. wait...who was I talking to just then? ....Oh well....where was I? Oh yes, the sinister snickering part. Mwehehehe...
Actually, I got mine from the grocery store. Its more likely that it is TeaGator meat from the TeaGator farm from the swamp. Less pain for the big guy in the tent and less borg thingies to remove before cooking.
Actually, has anyone seen fluffy? I've been leaving his vegetables out, but he hasn't been eating them. They've been recycled into compost for the gardens.
*cuts his piece of prime Gorn meat into small chunks*
[now turning to the camera]
And as you can see, the Gorn meat is very tender, and will need little seasoning. I'm using prime Gorn meat, which is the most lean but the fullest flavoured, but any Gorn meat will do just as well.
Just be careful to remove all cybernetics and nanoprobes, of course.
[turning to new camera near stove, and walking towards it, and starts looking into his stew pot]
The stew, in this pot, has had the usual vegatables, carrots, etc. and has been gently simmering for the past few hours, at about 30 degrees. The dumplings will be going in after the Gorn meat, to mop up any of the juice.
And now, in goes the Gorn meat. It has been gently seasoned with a little salt and pepper, just to add a little *puts fingers together and imitates 'perfect' kiss*.
And in it goes!
*picks up cutting mat, and gently scrapes all the Gorn meat in*
And I will beleaving that for about 4 thread posts or so, until the dumplings go in, then I will leave it for another 2 or 3, then takin off the stove, and leave it to cool down gently.
Actually, I got mine from the grocery store. Its more likely that it is TeaGator meat from the TeaGator farm from the swamp. Less pain for the big guy in the tent and less borg thingies to remove before cooking.
OK, I thought you were judging the stew contest, that's why I offered. Cornealeous is joining me for dinner. You are invited if you want to come over. We will be grilling steaks over a wood fire.
I'm sorry, I'm having a Tea Party with Bogglesworth and the Holy Teacup.
And now, in goes the Gorn meat. It has been gently seasoned with a little salt and pepper, just to add a little *puts fingers together and imitates 'perfect' kiss*.
And in it goes!
*picks up cutting mat, and gently scrapes all the Gorn meat in*
And I will beleaving that for about 4 thread posts or so, until the dumplings go in, then I will leave it for another 2 or 3, then takin off the stove, and leave it to cool down gently.
*watches the cookery channel taking notes* Wow... Oh.... Mmmm....
(Quick note, my friend is a celebrity chef! LinkLink and Link :eek: Dawson might have seen her on TV, don't think anyone outside the Uk would. )
Actually, has anyone seen fluffy? I've been leaving his vegetables out, but he hasn't been eating them. They've been recycled into compost for the gardens.
Fluffy, is at the vet getting it shots. He should be back tomorrow.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Good God!!! Someone go out and dead him before we continue the competition!!!!
*while the camera crew take a rest, Matt pretends to need to do some cleaning of pots & pans, sneaks down to outside the castle, and shoves down an explosive marshmellow down his throat, and is back up to the kitchen before anyone notices*
*while the camera crew take a rest, Matt pretends to need to do some cleaning of pots & pans, sneaks down to outside the castle, and shoves down an explosive marshmellow down his throat, and is back up to the kitchen before anyone notices*
:eek:
*quietly barricades himself in a church*
Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry...
*picks up the gorn's head, which was blown off intact*
I will enter the competition... Muahahaha! That signet will be mine!
*removes skull and sets it aside, drains blood into a pot, and puts all meat in as well*
Hmm... I don't have a fire... *smiles* Wait I know!
*Lights a bundle of dynamite under the pot, the blood boils swiftly*
Aha! flash-cooked Gorn stew!
*Prepares to present his culinary masterpiece*
When do we present our dishes?
*steals a random plan from mizarone while waiting*
Here ya go, Antagonist! If only I knew what it was... ((possibly a teeter totter, unless it being actually useful would positively impact the storyline))
*comes back to his pot having let it stew over night*
MMmmm, smells... like a dirty sock! *sprays the stew with some aerosol air freshener*
*sniff* That smells better. Now to add my special ingredient my assistant will help. Mr. Sparkles come here a moment.
*Krent pokes Mr. Sparkles with a paper clip, Sparkles' eye grow wide and a single tear beads on his face*
Sparkle Tears! *the teardrop glistens and sparkles magnificently and a faint aroma of every delicious thing in the world can be detected*
*drops the liquid curiosity into the pot which explodes a column of confetti into the air on contact. Followed by a whimsical accompaniment and flashing party lights*
*picks up the gorn's head, which was blown off intact*
I will enter the competition... Muahahaha! That signet will be mine!
*removes skull and sets it aside, drains blood into a pot, and puts all meat in as well*
Hmm... I don't have a fire... *smiles* Wait I know!
*Lights a bundle of dynamite under the pot, the blood boils swiftly*
Aha! flash-cooked Gorn stew!
*Prepares to present his culinary masterpiece*
When do we present our dishes?
*steals a random plan from mizarone while waiting*
Here ya go, Antagonist! If only I knew what it was... ((possibly a teeter totter, unless it being actually useful would positively impact the storyline))
*gingerly takes a sip of the Blood-and-Gorn-Head Stew*
*nearly chokes* Hmm.....yes......it's very.......*cough*........erm......salty?.......
*comes back to his pot having let it stew over night*
MMmmm, smells... like a dirty sock! *sprays the stew with some aerosol air freshener*
*sniff* That smells better. Now to add my special ingredient my assistant will help. Mr. Sparkles come here a moment.
*Krent pokes Mr. Sparkles with a paper clip, Sparkles' eye grow wide and a single tear beads on his face*
Sparkle Tears! *the teardrop glistens and sparkles magnificently and a faint aroma of every delicious thing in the world can be detected*
*drops the liquid curiosity into the pot which explodes a column of confetti into the air on contact. Followed by a whimsical accompaniment and flashing party lights*
By Jove, I think it's done.
Sparkle Tears, you say? Very interesting. I like the confetti. :rolleyes:
*picks up the gorn's head, which was blown off intact*
I will enter the competition... Muahahaha! That signet will be mine!
*removes skull and sets it aside, drains blood into a pot, and puts all meat in as well*
Hmm... I don't have a fire... *smiles* Wait I know!
*Lights a bundle of dynamite under the pot, the blood boils swiftly*
Aha! flash-cooked Gorn stew!
*Prepares to present his culinary masterpiece*
When do we present our dishes?
*steals a random plan from mizarone while waiting*
Here ya go, Antagonist! If only I knew what it was... ((possibly a teeter totter, unless it being actually useful would positively impact the storyline))
Hmmmm...*examines the plans* Hmmm....this is going to come in handy! Excellent work, MaxSpock....not that I have any Idea what it could be...But part of it is a design for one of mirazone's generators! Excellent! I build one and use it to power my Multi-Dimensional Communicator! Mwehehehe! Now....Too win that cooking contest! Mwhehehe!!
*Teleports to the competition, surprising everyone*
Well, Well, Well...you didn't think i'd miss out on this opprotunity, did you? *Teleports one of the other contestants away, and takes his spot, cooking with unholy speed using magic to enter his name on the list of participants*
I shall taste each one as it is completed (in order to ensure that it is tasted while fresh), and when everyone has completed their dishes I shall decide which one wins.
"Season the meat with salt and pepper. Heat the oil in a heavy bottomed Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Cook the meat until browned on both sides and remove. Add the sausage and cook until browned, then remove. Sprinkle the flour over the oil, add 2 tablespoons of margarine and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until brown, about 10 minutes. Let the roux cool.
Return the Dutch oven to low heat and melt the remaining 3 tablespoons margarine. Add the onion, garlic, green pepper and celery and cook for 10 minutes. Add Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, to taste and the 1/4 bunch parsley. Cook, while stirring frequently, for 10 minutes. Add 4 cups hot water and beef bouillon cubes, whisking constantly. Add the chicken and sausage. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat, cover, and simmer for 45 minutes. Add stewed tomatoes and okra. Cover and simmer for 1 hour. Just before serving add the green onions, cooked shrimp and chopped parsley."
*is glad he does not have to taste any of this stuff*
*The King sneaks out through the kitchens and jumps in to his Royal Tea Speeder and drives to Burger Queen, ordering a XL Bacon Double Cheese Burger meal, getting a free toy with it* Ooo! Bogglesworth Action Figure. Score! :cool:
*drives back to Castle Teacup while nibbling his food, not looking at the road, scattering pedestrians all over the place as he drives alone the pavement* :eek: Move damnit! I'm the King! *toots his horn*
And...Walaa! Gorn Gizzard soup! *The black, oily, sludge-like mixture makes gurgling sounds* Oh ya, almost forgot! *Sprinkles some parsely on it, making it suddenly look appetizing*
*to the camera* It was quite simple, really. I started with a salty broth, and added the gizzard. Much to my surprise, the broth reduced the gizzard to a gelatin substance, and the entire mixture began asking why I brought such a horrible abomination into this world. After several philosophical debates, I put a bunch of garnishes on it, which made the mixture actually look and taste quite appetizing, satisfying my meal, so it went back to being a soup, rather than a living organism.
"Season the meat with salt and pepper. Heat the oil in a heavy bottomed Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Cook the meat until browned on both sides and remove. Add the sausage and cook until browned, then remove. Sprinkle the flour over the oil, add 2 tablespoons of margarine and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until brown, about 10 minutes. Let the roux cool.
Return the Dutch oven to low heat and melt the remaining 3 tablespoons margarine. Add the onion, garlic, green pepper and celery and cook for 10 minutes. Add Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, to taste and the 1/4 bunch parsley. Cook, while stirring frequently, for 10 minutes. Add 4 cups hot water and beef bouillon cubes, whisking constantly. Add the chicken and sausage. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat, cover, and simmer for 45 minutes. Add stewed tomatoes and okra. Cover and simmer for 1 hour. Just before serving add the green onions, cooked shrimp and chopped parsley."
And its done.
*tastes* Hmm.....very colorful. I like the okra, it adds a nice touch
And...Walaa! Gorn Gizzard soup! *The black, oily, sludge-like mixture makes gurgling sounds* Oh ya, almost forgot! *Sprinkles some parsely on it, making it suddenly look appetizing*
...........*gingerly takes a sip*.............well..........it's very.........thick?........and black?...........
Very well, I shall disclose the winner tomorrow, provided there are not any last-minute entries between now and then.
*is glad he does not have to taste any of this stuff*
*The King sneaks out through the kitchens and jumps in to his Royal Tea Speeder and drives to Burger Queen, ordering a XL Bacon Double Cheese Burger meal, getting a free toy with it* Ooo! Bogglesworth Action Figure. Score! :cool:
*drives back to Castle Teacup while nibbling his food, not looking at the road, scattering pedestrians all over the place as he drives alone the pavement* :eek: Move damnit! I'm the King! *toots his horn*
*has the Tea Scribe post a notice in all the towns that says that all Teacup Land citizens are now required to walk in certain tunnels, so that the King may have a clear road to drive on. A picture of the King's Tea Speeder is also posted so that motorists can recognize it and pull over to let it pass*
And...Walaa! Gorn Gizzard soup! *The black, oily, sludge-like mixture makes gurgling sounds* Oh ya, almost forgot! *Sprinkles some parsely on it, making it suddenly look appetizing*
* dips a metal spoon into the soup and watches as the spoon dissolves*
*Drives towards the Castle still, wondering why Teacuppians are diappearing down little holes to tunnels* :eek:
*Still driving, the King phones the castle kitchen and tells them he expects Carrot Cake be made for him upon his arrival so he can have some with a glass of milk*
*orders the chef to have carrot cake and tea ready for the King and goes to set the table in the throne room*
Didn't we have a sherriff at some point? Someone should be arresting those Teacuppers for not walking in the tunnels!!!! :eek:
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Oh ya. huh....what was I holding up? *Holds up the plans, having been crumpled into a ball* Ah...that's the problem! Mwehehe...now that's out of the way...
*Teleports back to lair*
My trans-dimensional communicator can come to fruition! Soon, ill be able to contact the 10th dimension...and get all the help ill need...and no, not that kind of help. wait...who was I talking to just then? ....Oh well....where was I? Oh yes, the sinister snickering part. Mwehehehe...
Actually, has anyone seen fluffy? I've been leaving his vegetables out, but he hasn't been eating them. They've been recycled into compost for the gardens.
*cuts his piece of prime Gorn meat into small chunks*
[now turning to the camera]
And as you can see, the Gorn meat is very tender, and will need little seasoning. I'm using prime Gorn meat, which is the most lean but the fullest flavoured, but any Gorn meat will do just as well.
Just be careful to remove all cybernetics and nanoprobes, of course.
[turning to new camera near stove, and walking towards it, and starts looking into his stew pot]
The stew, in this pot, has had the usual vegatables, carrots, etc. and has been gently simmering for the past few hours, at about 30 degrees. The dumplings will be going in after the Gorn meat, to mop up any of the juice.
And in it goes!
*picks up cutting mat, and gently scrapes all the Gorn meat in*
And I will beleaving that for about 4 thread posts or so, until the dumplings go in, then I will leave it for another 2 or 3, then takin off the stove, and leave it to cool down gently.
I'm sorry, I'm having a Tea Party with Bogglesworth and the Holy Teacup.
*watches the cookery channel taking notes* Wow... Oh.... Mmmm....
(Quick note, my friend is a celebrity chef!
Fluffy, is at the vet getting it shots. He should be back tomorrow.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Good God!!! Someone go out and dead him before we continue the competition!!!!
*while the camera crew take a rest, Matt pretends to need to do some cleaning of pots & pans, sneaks down to outside the castle, and shoves down an explosive marshmellow down his throat, and is back up to the kitchen before anyone notices*
:eek:
*quietly barricades himself in a church*
Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry...
*little shaking around the castle is felt*
*one of the Teagaurds goes out ot inspect what the vibrations where, and notices the Gorn has exploded*
"Oh well"
[cut to Kitchen, Dawson looking at camera]
And now, to add the dumplings.
*drops a few handfuls of small dumplings into the stew pot*
And that'll be left for about 3 thread posts, or until the dumplings begin to crispen or harden.
Great, now the front of the castle in covered in TeaBorg!
I will enter the competition... Muahahaha! That signet will be mine!
*removes skull and sets it aside, drains blood into a pot, and puts all meat in as well*
Hmm... I don't have a fire... *smiles* Wait I know!
*Lights a bundle of dynamite under the pot, the blood boils swiftly*
Aha! flash-cooked Gorn stew!
*Prepares to present his culinary masterpiece*
When do we present our dishes?
*steals a random plan from mizarone while waiting*
Here ya go, Antagonist! If only I knew what it was... ((possibly a teeter totter, unless it being actually useful would positively impact the storyline))
MMmmm, smells... like a dirty sock! *sprays the stew with some aerosol air freshener*
*sniff* That smells better. Now to add my special ingredient my assistant will help. Mr. Sparkles come here a moment.
*Krent pokes Mr. Sparkles with a paper clip, Sparkles' eye grow wide and a single tear beads on his face*
Sparkle Tears! *the teardrop glistens and sparkles magnificently and a faint aroma of every delicious thing in the world can be detected*
*drops the liquid curiosity into the pot which explodes a column of confetti into the air on contact. Followed by a whimsical accompaniment and flashing party lights*
By Jove, I think it's done.
*nearly chokes* Hmm.....yes......it's very.......*cough*........erm......salty?.......
Sparkle Tears, you say? Very interesting. I like the confetti. :rolleyes:
Odd... I didn't add any salt...
Hmmmm...*examines the plans* Hmmm....this is going to come in handy! Excellent work, MaxSpock....not that I have any Idea what it could be...But part of it is a design for one of mirazone's generators! Excellent! I build one and use it to power my Multi-Dimensional Communicator! Mwehehehe! Now....Too win that cooking contest! Mwhehehe!!
*Teleports to the competition, surprising everyone*
Well, Well, Well...you didn't think i'd miss out on this opprotunity, did you? *Teleports one of the other contestants away, and takes his spot, cooking with unholy speed using magic to enter his name on the list of participants*
*scratches head*
*Cooking show voiceover*
"Season the meat with salt and pepper. Heat the oil in a heavy bottomed Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Cook the meat until browned on both sides and remove. Add the sausage and cook until browned, then remove. Sprinkle the flour over the oil, add 2 tablespoons of margarine and cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until brown, about 10 minutes. Let the roux cool.
Return the Dutch oven to low heat and melt the remaining 3 tablespoons margarine. Add the onion, garlic, green pepper and celery and cook for 10 minutes. Add Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper, to taste and the 1/4 bunch parsley. Cook, while stirring frequently, for 10 minutes. Add 4 cups hot water and beef bouillon cubes, whisking constantly. Add the chicken and sausage. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat, cover, and simmer for 45 minutes. Add stewed tomatoes and okra. Cover and simmer for 1 hour. Just before serving add the green onions, cooked shrimp and chopped parsley."
And its done.
And there we go, folks. The stew is finished!
*takes the stew pot, and ladels some out*
ah! Nothing like fresh stew. Apologies on it getting a little burnt.
*The King sneaks out through the kitchens and jumps in to his Royal Tea Speeder and drives to Burger Queen, ordering a XL Bacon Double Cheese Burger meal, getting a free toy with it* Ooo! Bogglesworth Action Figure. Score! :cool:
*drives back to Castle Teacup while nibbling his food, not looking at the road, scattering pedestrians all over the place as he drives alone the pavement* :eek: Move damnit! I'm the King! *toots his horn*
*to the camera* It was quite simple, really. I started with a salty broth, and added the gizzard. Much to my surprise, the broth reduced the gizzard to a gelatin substance, and the entire mixture began asking why I brought such a horrible abomination into this world. After several philosophical debates, I put a bunch of garnishes on it, which made the mixture actually look and taste quite appetizing, satisfying my meal, so it went back to being a soup, rather than a living organism.
Very well, I shall disclose the winner tomorrow, provided there are not any last-minute entries between now and then.
*has the Tea Scribe post a notice in all the towns that says that all Teacup Land citizens are now required to walk in certain tunnels, so that the King may have a clear road to drive on. A picture of the King's Tea Speeder is also posted so that motorists can recognize it and pull over to let it pass*
* dips a metal spoon into the soup and watches as the spoon dissolves*
Hey, we can use that to strip paint!
*Krent peers into the Antagonist's pot and it stands up and slaps him*
Maybe it did that is because you are not wearing a bow tie.
Antagonist- "Ya, the soup's pretty picky about people's outfits... man, I need to ask sis for a better recipe next time"
Minioneer- "Sir...I thought your sister was in the Tenth Dimension?"
Antagonist- "Lets just say i found a use for that mini-portal...oh, and meet me back at the lair after this; I have a surprise..."
*bows*
Ohh...and I nearly forgot...
Slice Of Victoria Sponge, anyone?
*Still driving, the King phones the castle kitchen and tells them he expects Carrot Cake be made for him upon his arrival so he can have some with a glass of milk*
Didn't we have a sherriff at some point? Someone should be arresting those Teacuppers for not walking in the tunnels!!!! :eek: