Again, so? Stuttering is something that can mean a, a whole lot of things.
*Starts tapping at the console again.*
So, what I was thinking was we excel towards them, let them fire a few times, feign critical failure, and then let them think they beat us.
*Looks at Jade.*
If anything, we can count on your clone wanting to destroy you personally. When they board to do that, we kill them. And any guards. Take their places, clothes, things like that.
*Half smiles.*
And we have our infiltration!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
First, we have to confirm that it is really them. Second... she could personally kill me by pushing a button. Third... You really want to pass up a chance to tail them to their base?
If we follow them all the way... and its a planet, we could hide the Tornado nearby and walk in. If there is a clone army, then seeing two more individuals who look just like others shouldn't be that much of a stretch.
The thing is, the minute we come out of warp, the base will detect us and take us down. If we go with this, it guarantees that we get to the planet unharmed. And access to areas because we have their clothes any ID they have. Just because it's a clone army doesn't mean you can impersonate someone easily. In fact, it means that the ID must be even more strict...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
It depends on where we come out. And... if they're able to detect a ship masking its energy signature.
Or... we could just hitch a ride Star Wars style. They're going to be passing by some planetary rings soon. We get in close through the rings, attach to one and shut down, and ride it out.
The ships are our size. That would be impossible. And seeming as we don't have any cloak, they can look out a window and see us coming. But...
*Raises hands.*
If you want to do it that way, it's your idea. And you're at the controls...
*Sits down, slowly.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Thinks for a moment before setting a parallel course*
Masking energy signature now... as long as we don't get too close... or they look in our direction... we should be good. I can always make a micro warp jump if they do.
*A Jaffa is sipping coffee and looking out the window. He sees a dot in the distant space.*
Jaffa: What the?
Other Jaffa: What?
Jaffa: I think I see something.
Other Jaffa: I'll signal the others to slow down. We'll see if it gets any closer.
*The tel'Tak starts to slow.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*The console beeps, waking Jade*
Ugh... man... always in the middle of a good part...
*Shakes head and checks the readings*
They're... slowing down... Adjusting throttle to match.
*a small portal opens up in the yacht's aft and a black-furred lycan steps out, then silently walks up behind the pair and pokes his head in between jade and kuntel*
okay, i just got here, so bring me up to speed on what's going down and tell me what we're doing and what the current plan for accomplishing that is - quickly, if possible
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
An army made up of me, Jade, Worffan, and Ryan clones... how they haven't gotten you, I'll never know...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
He's squeemish around needles? *Obvious wisecrack*
Look... we might have a shot since I doubt they're familiar with every support craft in Starfleet's roster. They haven't fired on us or anything yet, so there's another point in our favor...
Shadow! I just got an idea... but I don't think you're going to like it.
you would think my DNA would be the easiest to acquire, since i shed...of course, i don't believe shed fur has skin tags at the root, and that's the only place you can get DNA from fur...
maybe they're having trouble with the process...we can only hope, anyway, because if they manage to successfully clone me, the clone would have access to all my power and abilities as well, and frankly...what i've been using so far is less than one percent of my total strength
if i really wanted to, and with enough uninterrupted concentration, i could destabilize a star enough to make it go supernova...it would damn near kill me, but i could do it
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
He's squeemish around needles? *Obvious wisecrack*
Look... we might have a shot since I doubt they're familiar with every support craft in Starfleet's roster. They haven't fired on us or anything yet, so there's another point in our favor...
Shadow! I just got an idea... but I don't think you're going to like it.
*Leans back in chair.*
Well... I hope it's a good one...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
is anyone we know familiar with Shadow's human form?
*Looks back at Shadow*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Wanna make like a yatch owner or ship captain?
*Gets up out of the pilot's seat*
Kuntel... over here out of view. Shadow... you have the stage.
Wanna make like a yatch owner or ship captain?
*Gets up out of the pilot's seat*
Kuntel... over here out of view. Shadow... you have the stage.
*Gets up and moves.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
I can hail them from here, but route the channel to that console, keeping us out of view. Just let me know when you're ready to start your acting career Shadow.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
*Continues to mess with the controls to keep them from being detected*
So? It's a... a, ah, natural response to finding that a person your tailing is protected by...
*Looks at screen.*
Three? Three different ships...
Again, so? Stuttering is something that can mean a, a whole lot of things.
*Starts tapping at the console again.*
So, what I was thinking was we excel towards them, let them fire a few times, feign critical failure, and then let them think they beat us.
*Looks at Jade.*
If anything, we can count on your clone wanting to destroy you personally. When they board to do that, we kill them. And any guards. Take their places, clothes, things like that.
*Half smiles.*
And we have our infiltration!
If we follow them all the way... and its a planet, we could hide the Tornado nearby and walk in. If there is a clone army, then seeing two more individuals who look just like others shouldn't be that much of a stretch.
Or... we could just hitch a ride Star Wars style. They're going to be passing by some planetary rings soon. We get in close through the rings, attach to one and shut down, and ride it out.
*Raises hands.*
If you want to do it that way, it's your idea. And you're at the controls...
*Sits down, slowly.*
Masking energy signature now... as long as we don't get too close... or they look in our direction... we should be good. I can always make a micro warp jump if they do.
*Muttering.* Holy Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...
*Keeps going, quietly.*
Jaffa: What the?
Other Jaffa: What?
Jaffa: I think I see something.
Other Jaffa: I'll signal the others to slow down. We'll see if it gets any closer.
*The tel'Tak starts to slow.*
Ugh... man... always in the middle of a good part...
*Shakes head and checks the readings*
They're... slowing down... Adjusting throttle to match.
Other Jaffa: Definitely not a star. It'd get smaller.
Jaffa: Maybe a tail?
Other Jaffa: General Ouranus wouldn't mind if we took the precaution, right?
Jaffa: If he does... Odin would set him straight.
Other Jaffa: Okay. I'll turn it around.
*Banging is heard from the back.*
Jaffa: Man, they really are going at it...
Other Jaffa: Wouldn't expect less from a wild animal...
*The ship stops and turns around.*
*Thinks fast*
Think we can pull the "We're lost" routine?
okay, i just got here, so bring me up to speed on what's going down and tell me what we're doing and what the current plan for accomplishing that is - quickly, if possible
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
No. Especially not with him...
*Points to Shadow.*
We can always us my plan as a backup... or just f*cking run...
*Looks at Shadow.*
Chasing Jade clone and new Me clone. They just turned around. No hope, basically...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Look... we might have a shot since I doubt they're familiar with every support craft in Starfleet's roster. They haven't fired on us or anything yet, so there's another point in our favor...
Shadow! I just got an idea... but I don't think you're going to like it.
maybe they're having trouble with the process...we can only hope, anyway, because if they manage to successfully clone me, the clone would have access to all my power and abilities as well, and frankly...what i've been using so far is less than one percent of my total strength
if i really wanted to, and with enough uninterrupted concentration, i could destabilize a star enough to make it go supernova...it would damn near kill me, but i could do it
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Leans back in chair.*
Well... I hope it's a good one...
*Looks back at Shadow*
Well, that is certainly an epiphany. Remind me never to doubt you again...
not in this universe, because i haven't used it yet
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Gets up out of the pilot's seat*
Kuntel... over here out of view. Shadow... you have the stage.
*Gets up and moves.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"