I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Jaffa: He oppressed your people first! If it wasn't for his messing of the natural timeline, theFederation would be here too. But he conquered the humans and enslaved them, even if it is voluntary!
Jaffa: He oppressed your people first! If it wasn't for his messing of the natural timeline, theFederation would be here too. But he conquered the humans and enslaved them, even if it is voluntary!
*He smiles and laughs.*
Jaffa: B*tch! Your mother was a *****!
OOC: Explosives in bloodstream...
Seriously, man, we give the Jaffa outrageous salaries (twice that of standard minions of the same rank), free health and dental, and half of Australia plus six planets to settle on!
Even First Prime Teal'c, the most devoted freedom fighter of all Jaffa, says that that's a good deal.
Right. I'm taking the entire Glorious Fleet to go rescue Darth Kuntel. We shall crush this puny "All-Father) underfoot like the worm he is!
Seriously, man, we give the Jaffa outrageous salaries (twice that of standard minions of the same rank), free health and dental, and half of Australia plus six planets to settle on!
Even First Prime Teal'c, the most devoted freedom fighter of all Jaffa, says that that's a good deal.
Right. I'm taking the entire Glorious Fleet to go rescue Darth Kuntel. We shall crush this puny "All-Father) underfoot like the worm he is!
Hail Ba'al!
Jaffa: HAH! You think the Allfather is a single man? Ahahhahahaha!
Jaffa: He oppressed your people first! If it wasn't for his messing of the natural timeline, theFederation would be here too. But he conquered the humans and enslaved them, even if it is voluntary!
*He smiles and laughs.*
Jaffa: B*tch! Your mother was a *****!
OOC: Explosives in bloodstream...
jade...jump off him and don't stop rolling until you hit something solid on my mark
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*walks over to jade and hauls her up, inspecting for visible wounds*
well, you don't appear to be grievously injured, and the extra regen from your other half will help with minor stuff...should head to sickbay anyway, just in case of internal bleeding
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Probably a good idea.
And I was kinda hoping to check up on you. Can't help but feel something's going on.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
edited July 2014
I don't know... but something just seems... a little off ever since I had that shard pulled out of me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I don't know... but something just seems... a little off ever since I had that shard pulled out of me.
yeah, i think...i think that might be what's causing my nightmares
i got the blood cleaned off and, i recognized it...it's a sliver of the black soulstone that once housed the seven great evils, and then later housed the prime evil after diablo absorbed the souls of his brothers and the four lesser evils to recreate a modern day tathamet, the original prime evil
well, to make a long story short, a bunch of **** happened that resulted in the stone shattering and diablo's spirit being released back into the world, but demonic corruption never really fades - the shard is most likely still tainted, and will remain tainted until i can get it to the hellforge and smash it to dust
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
edited July 2014
What does that mean for you though? And... well... me?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I am taking the fleet to Tartarus, where our sources say Darth Kuntel is still being held. The Superior Force may not be ready yet, but we have a fleet of 3847 ships EXACTLY like the Extreme Prejudice, including the Extreme Prejudice II. And about 15 billion Jaffa minions.
it shouldn't mean anything for you...for me, on the other paw - well, it'll likely mean the demonic influence remaining in the shard will continue giving me nightmares until i can get it destroyed - all the more reason for me to do so as soon as we've found darth damsel-in-distress... *rolls eyes*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
edited July 2014
I'll go with you. You'll need someone watching your back.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
edited July 2014
I was thrown into a command situation as an Ensign at Vega Colony, I've been to Fluidic Space... I've space walked on a station practically on the surface of a star.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Don't worry, Jade, I need an extra badass for the assault on Odin's base on Tartarus.
First Prime Teal'c is handling battle coordination, so it's just you, me, Carter, O'Neill, and Jackson as a danger magnet.
Plus about 150 million Jaffa soldiers, but when the history books get written people will conveniently forget them. Sort of like Thermopylae, just without everyone dying.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,709Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Fur bristles for a minute before relaxing*
*Shifts back to Trill form*
Alright... just... be careful.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*On Tartarus, a Wraith commander stabds infront of a screen. On the screen, there are four shaded figures. Three were humanoid, but the fourth was Asgard. Their voices are concealed.*
Humanoid 1: Commander, is the trap set?
Commander: Yes sir.
Humanoid 2: Is it to my... specifacations?
Commander: Of course, Doctor.
Humanoid 3: Hmm, have a good feast then, commander.
Commander: Thank you sir.
Asgard: May the light of the Allfather enshrine you...
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*He smiles and laughs.*
Jaffa: B*tch! Your mother was a *****!
OOC: Explosives in bloodstream...
Seriously, man, we give the Jaffa outrageous salaries (twice that of standard minions of the same rank), free health and dental, and half of Australia plus six planets to settle on!
Even First Prime Teal'c, the most devoted freedom fighter of all Jaffa, says that that's a good deal.
Right. I'm taking the entire Glorious Fleet to go rescue Darth Kuntel. We shall crush this puny "All-Father) underfoot like the worm he is!
Hail Ba'al!
Jaffa: HAH! You think the Allfather is a single man? Ahahhahahaha!
*silently draws his prized varon-t disruptor*
MARK!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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*The Jaffa starts bringing his hand to the detonator.*
Jaffa: For the...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Most of the body disappears, but some of the blood ignites before and causes a small explosion*
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i love the smell of vaporized jaffa in the morning
*twirls the pistol on his finger a few times, then holsters it*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: TRIBBLE....:P
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*walks over to jade and hauls her up, inspecting for visible wounds*
well, you don't appear to be grievously injured, and the extra regen from your other half will help with minor stuff...should head to sickbay anyway, just in case of internal bleeding
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
And I was kinda hoping to check up on you. Can't help but feel something's going on.
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colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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i got the blood cleaned off and, i recognized it...it's a sliver of the black soulstone that once housed the seven great evils, and then later housed the prime evil after diablo absorbed the souls of his brothers and the four lesser evils to recreate a modern day tathamet, the original prime evil
well, to make a long story short, a bunch of **** happened that resulted in the stone shattering and diablo's spirit being released back into the world, but demonic corruption never really fades - the shard is most likely still tainted, and will remain tainted until i can get it to the hellforge and smash it to dust
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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i've been there before - or my father has, rather...maybe him giving me his memories was a bad idea - i keep mixing up his experiences with my own
*shakes his head lightly* anyway, i can ward off the effects; you can't
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
You need someone to watch your back.
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i said no, and that's final! *he snarls*
hell is corruption incarnate - it's in everything; the soil, the rocks, the tormented souls dotting the landscape, the AIR itself
you literally DO NOT have the training needed to resist that kind of corruption, and i won't risk losing you to it
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
First Prime Teal'c is handling battle coordination, so it's just you, me, Carter, O'Neill, and Jackson as a danger magnet.
Plus about 150 million Jaffa soldiers, but when the history books get written people will conveniently forget them. Sort of like Thermopylae, just without everyone dying.
Hail Ba'al!
*Shifts back to Trill form*
Alright... just... be careful.
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*looks at worffan* okay, let's go kill some allfathers!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Let's!
MINIONS!!!!! TO BATTLE!!!
FOR OUR SOVEREIGN BA'AL!!! FOR FIRST PRIME TEAL'C'S OUTRAGEOUS SALARY!!! FOR OUR FREE DENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
Humanoid 1: Commander, is the trap set?
Commander: Yes sir.
Humanoid 2: Is it to my... specifacations?
Commander: Of course, Doctor.
Humanoid 3: Hmm, have a good feast then, commander.
Commander: Thank you sir.
Asgard: May the light of the Allfather enshrine you...
Commander: May your lights protect us...
*The screen goes blank. The Wraith smiles.*
Commander: They won't know what hit them...
*He walks out.*