*cloaked Sodan Jaffa walks out using hybrid Tollan/Re'tou phase shift tech*
*once at a secure location, he decloaks and sends a message to Teal'c*
First Prime, hail to thee and Hail Ba'al! I have discovered the enemy plans and am enclosing them in this message. I shall exercise Protocol 87-Alpha in precisely fifteen seconds. Hail Ba'al!
*Jaffa twiddles with his bracer, and he is jolted across half the galaxy to a safe house on Earth by a specially-modified Asgard transporter*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(half the galaxy? so the stronghold is in the galactic core?)
(OOC: It was a figure of speech)
*The Glorious Fleet drops out of hyperspace above Tartarus 12 hours before the Regime's plans had said it would and quickly beams down 15 million Jaffa who have been doses with a modifies version of the Hoffan drug, which makes feeding off of the user lethal to Wraith*
Grand Vizier (having beamed down with Shadowfang, Jade, Jackson, Carter, and O'Neill): Let's do this!
*The Glorious Fleet drops out of hyperspace above Tartarus 12 hours before the Regime's plans had said it would and quickly beams down 15 million Jaffa who have been doses with a modifies version of the Hoffan drug, which makes feeding off of the user lethal to Wraith*
Grand Vizier (having beamed down with Shadowfang, Jade, Jackson, Carter, and O'Neill): Let's do this!
Hail Ba'al!
*The Planet is completely abandoned.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Checks Phaser Rifle*
Might as well. They could pose a threat to the Federation as well.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*The Glorious Fleet drops out of hyperspace above Tartarus 12 hours before the Regime's plans had said it would and quickly beams down 15 million Jaffa who have been doses with a modifies version of the Hoffan drug, which makes feeding off of the user lethal to Wraith*
Grand Vizier (having beamed down with Shadowfang, Jade, Jackson, Carter, and O'Neill): Let's do this!
Hail Ba'al!
*steps forward, weighted down with a literal armory of weaponry, including dozens of bandoleer'd grenades of various types and a tactical nuclear catapult strapped to his back*
saddle up, lock and load
*takes another step, then looks around and sniffs the air* i don't like this...it's too quiet - i smell an ambush or trap coming
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
true enough...*brushes a paw over his customly-modified polyalloy weave armor coated with several superdense layers of a special energy ablation paint*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Something's not right... These energy levels are... I've... I've never seen anything like this. Not even from a Borg Cube!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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now i'm getting the sinking feeling that the entire planet is a bomb...how about we err on the side of caution, beam back to the fleet and just execute a full base delta zero on their asses?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
now i'm getting the sinking feeling that the entire planet is a bomb...how about we err on the side of caution, beam back to the fleet and just execute a full base delta zero on their asses?
Negative. We must either liberate Darth Kuntel or confirm his absence before we perform a planet-killer strike.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner.
I decided to fall back to my alternate alternate command center* so Rattler wouldn't kill me for blowing up some stupid star system.
The Superior Force is not finished yet. We just started building it this morning.
If this was any kind of real thing I would tell you it should take at least six years to complete a project of this magnitude, but given the circumstances, it will be ready for space trials on Thursday, about noon MDT.
Good luck rescuing that [REDACTED] punk-[DOUBLE REDACTED] Kuntel.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Advances a bit, still scanning with the Tricorder*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
(OOC: I'm hitting the sack. I trust you guys to act tactically in my absence. Embarrassment and non-permanent damage to my character while I'm out will not upset me. Killing Jackson creatively will be most amusing)
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*once at a secure location, he decloaks and sends a message to Teal'c*
First Prime, hail to thee and Hail Ba'al! I have discovered the enemy plans and am enclosing them in this message. I shall exercise Protocol 87-Alpha in precisely fifteen seconds. Hail Ba'al!
*Jaffa twiddles with his bracer, and he is jolted across half the galaxy to a safe house on Earth by a specially-modified Asgard transporter*
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: It was a figure of speech)
*The Glorious Fleet drops out of hyperspace above Tartarus 12 hours before the Regime's plans had said it would and quickly beams down 15 million Jaffa who have been doses with a modifies version of the Hoffan drug, which makes feeding off of the user lethal to Wraith*
Grand Vizier (having beamed down with Shadowfang, Jade, Jackson, Carter, and O'Neill): Let's do this!
Hail Ba'al!
*The Planet is completely abandoned.*
Might as well. They could pose a threat to the Federation as well.
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saddle up, lock and load
*takes another step, then looks around and sniffs the air* i don't like this...it's too quiet - i smell an ambush or trap coming
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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colored text = mod mode
Hail Ba'al!
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or that the building might possibly be one giant bomb
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Working for a stupidly rich Goa'uld who has access to Federation and Asgard tech has its benefits.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Negative. We must either liberate Darth Kuntel or confirm his absence before we perform a planet-killer strike.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
"Incoming Transmission"
[OOC:]*the USS Glorious Sovereign (ex-USS Ronald Reagan)[/OOC]
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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...
Good point.
If absolutely necessary, a reasonably intact corpse may be recovered.
We're not losing Darth Kuntel entirely if we can avoid it, though.
Hail Ba'al!
Stick to the Glorious Sovereign's lowest decks for the moment. Jade's still out for your blood.
Great to hear that about the Superior Force, though!
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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colored text = mod mode
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colored text = mod mode
IC: Come! Let's see what this thing is!
Hail Ba'al!