rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Grabs Shepard and pins him to a wall*
And what if I told you that I could make it so you don't have to die huh? Would that make a difference or are you in a hurry to go?
*Actually looks a little feral without foxing out*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Grabs Shepard and pins him to a wall*
And what if I told you that I could make it so you don't have to die huh? Would that make a difference or are you in a hurry to go?
*Actually looks a little feral without foxing out*
*Shepard growls and then the guns are out again, pointing at her.*
Oldest Female: Let him go, b*tch, or I put a bullet through your skull...
Shepard: Tala... put your weapons down...
Tala: But
Shepard: Ah! Shut up!
*He looks at Jade.*
Shepard: What's your plan?
TRIBBLE: She isn't very elaborative, so be prepared to think things out. I know that's hard for you...
Shepard: Shut up TRIBBLE....
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Well... that depends on what you'd like.
*Releases Shepard*
If you want to stay on this world, I'll need to take a look at this shield generator. Depending on its condition, my people might be able to repair it. If its pretty bad... maybe a Starfleet presence in the system will scare the Wraith off. If you want off the planet... I might be able to convince Starfleet to help with getting everyone off and somewhere safe. The Federation may be in a state of War right now... but we still find time for humanitarian aid. Either way... it will mean working with more people like myself or stranger. But right now I do have a ship in orbit that would chase any hostiles away.
Either way... you would be able to live a long life. So essentially... you win.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Well... that depends on what you'd like.
*Releases Shepard*
If you want to stay on this world, I'll need to take a look at this shield generator. Depending on its condition, my people might be able to repair it. If its pretty bad... maybe a Starfleet presence in the system will scare the Wraith off. If you want off the planet... I might be able to convince Starfleet to help with getting everyone off and somewhere safe. The Federation may be in a state of War right now... but we still find time for humanitarian aid. Either way... it will mean working with more people like myself or stranger. But right now I do have a ship in orbit that would chase any hostiles away.
Either way... you would be able to live a long life. So essentially... you win.
*Shepard closes his eyes and takes a breath. Then opens his eyes.*
Shepard: TRIBBLE, please confer with me.... I don't know most of the people well enough.
TRIBBLE: There is no need to confer. I think we need to let them decide.
*Shepard looks at him and sighs. Then chuckles.*
Shepard: I think this is the first time we've agreed on anything.
TRIBBLE: It is. But I think there needs to be a third option.
Shepard: What?
*TRIBBLE looks at Jade.*
TRIBBLE: Assimilation....
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
What?
*Hand hovers over Phaser while taking a now obvious defensive posture*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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What?
*Hand hovers over Phaser while taking a now obvious defensive posture*
TRIBBLE: Some of us may want to join you. Leave this world and journey between them like great explorers. Learn new languages, cultures, and meet new races.
*Several of the others nod. Surpass shrugs.*
Shepard: I'd like to go to a new world...
*The remander nod. But most seem up for assimilation.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Relaxes*
For the record... never use the word Assimilation. I hear that, I instantly think Borg. And trust me... you don't want thier kind of Assimilation. I've seen it first hand.
But if any of you want to apply to Starfleet Academy, if you're old enough to, or even live on other worlds... I would be more than happy to help.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Hey...did those kids mention Rodney McKay? Because there's a guy named that who works for the Glorious Regime, in R&D. Experimental Stargate technologies.
*Relaxes*
For the record... never use the word Assimilation. I hear that, I instantly think Borg. And trust me... you don't want thier kind of Assimilation. I've seen it first hand.
But if any of you want to apply to Starfleet Academy, if you're old enough to, or even live on other worlds... I would be more than happy to help.
TRIBBLE: How old do you have to be?
*Those that want to apply step forward, while those that want to settle stay with Shepard. Kristy comes up and clinges to TRIBBLE.*
TRIBBLE: And what will happen to those who want to but can't? Or those related?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The Extreme Prejudice fires its superweapon, as do the other ships. The planet-killer blasts tear into the fleet like knives into Swiss cheese*
GV, First Prime Teal'c, Kull warriors, and Jaffa: HAIL BA'AL!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Asgard Ship does something weird. It fires up it's hyperdrive and flies into the middle of the fleet. Then explodes, taking out the Grand Vizier and another ship.*
Jaffa Second: Holy is the Allfather! Attack, and if your are near death, take those near you with you!
*The fleet speeds toward them, with Asgard sheilds and weapons.*
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Well... would you believe I was just out of the Academy myself a year ago? The war kinda catapulted me to Captain due to extenuating circumstances.
Some of you look like you're old enough to apply, but you'll probably need some school under your belt for the entrance exam. Structured education stuff. Long story. Anyways... applying won't be as much of a problem, even though you're not Federation citizens. I say this because you can be sponsored by a Starfleet Officer of command level rank that can provide a letter of reference. And... I happen to be a command level ranked officer. And judging by all this... you guys are quite resourceful.
I admit its all complicated. But we'll figure it out.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*The Asgard Ship does something weird. It fires up it's hyperdrive and flies into the middle of the fleet. Then explodes, taking out the Grand Vizier and another ship.*
Jaffa Second: Holy is the Allfather! Attack, and if your are near death, take those near you with you!
*The fleet speeds toward them, with Asgard sheilds and weapons.*
*Grand Vizier, being intelligent beneath his layers of HAM & cheese, had ordered the various ships' AIs to immediately beam all personnel down to the planet as soon as they calculated that defeat was imminent*
*Grand Vizier lands in a xeno-cow pat with a wet and odoriferous splodge*
Oh, yuck.
Well, there goes the Extreme Prejudice and Overly Severe Consequences. Somebody call Supreme Commander Thor and tell him that these renegades are p*ssing off the Sovereign.
And tell Ishta that she's in command of the fleet until we get back up there. Grand Vizier to Captain Ry'ac of the First Prime Teal'c, beam me, the First Prime, and every man we have down here up to your ship and start launching all auxiliary craft; Death Gliders, al'kesh, tel'tak, whatever.
And somebody call the Administrator of Cosmic Smitations. We need a relativistic strike with an antimatter asteroid.
Well... would you believe I was just out of the Academy myself a year ago? The war kinda catapulted me to Captain due to extenuating circumstances.
Some of you look like you're old enough to apply, but you'll probably need some school under your belt for the entrance exam. Structured education stuff. Long story. Anyways... applying won't be as much of a problem, even though you're not Federation citizens. I say this because you can be sponsored by a Starfleet Officer of command level rank that can provide a letter of reference. And... I happen to be a command level ranked officer. And judging by all this... you guys are quite resourceful.
I admit its all complicated. But we'll figure it out.
TRIBBLE: Okay, okay. Just tell us what we need to do, and we'll do it.
Shepard: As long as it gets us closer to getting off this damn planet...
*Everyone nods.*
OOC: Last post. I won' post untill 7 or 8 fourm time tomorrow cause of complications. And this will be a regular thing except on weekends... damn vacation drainers...
*has just barely cleared Extreme Predudice's hangar in an al'kesh bomber when a renegade asgard ship suddenly appears out of nowhere and self destructs, taking the command ship with it and causing the lycan to begin inertial damper-straining evasive maneuvers to avoid the expanding debris cloud and fireball*
damn, that was way too close...i hope everyone made it off
*aims for a nearby wraith ship and begins pelting it with high yield staff blasts*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
You guys really have to quit getting in these fights on weekends. Keep your heads down.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
You guys really have to quit getting in these fights on weekends. Keep your heads down.
OK, everyone, evacuate the immediate vicinity.
Unrelenting Gloriosity, lead the enemy fleet away from the planet and then use the hyperdrive to GTFO of here. Administrator of Cosmic Smitations, you may fire when the Gloriosity hyperjumps out.
Unrelenting Gloriosity, lead the enemy fleet away from the planet and then use the hyperdrive to GTFO of here. Administrator of Cosmic Smitations, you may fire when the Gloriosity hyperjumps out.
Hail Ba'al!
roger that, withdrawing *passes through the burning hulk of a wraith hive ship and heads for the rest of the fleet, firing at anything unfriendly crossing his path*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Unrelenting Gloriosity, lead the enemy fleet away from the planet and then use the hyperdrive to GTFO of here. Administrator of Cosmic Smitations, you may fire when the Gloriosity hyperjumps out.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*a 10km ball of rock seeded with antimatter strikes the enemy flagship roughly amidships at .95c. For anything within 3.7AU, there is no appreciable difference between the resultant explosion and a supernova.*
Might've overdone it a little...
*watches as the system's star destabilizes*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*a 10km ball of rock seeded with antimatter strikes the enemy flagship roughly amidships at .95c. For anything within 3.7AU, there is no appreciable difference between the resultant explosion and a supernova.*
Might've overdone it a little...
*watches as the system's star destabilizes*
...
Yeah. Maybe just a little?
Anyway, we evac'ed everyone, the planet should be salvageable if we can get that mobile Supergate to work in the next 2 or 3 months, and nobody died besides a few MACOs and Jaffa.
I'll have condolence letters to write, of course, but otherwise it's another mighty victory for the Glorious Regime (tm).
awww, hell...*frantically taps his wrist comm* jade, grab those kids and get your TRIBBLE up here! our idiotic minister of cosmic smitings just just destabilized the system's star, so we need to evac NOW!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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And what if I told you that I could make it so you don't have to die huh? Would that make a difference or are you in a hurry to go?
*Actually looks a little feral without foxing out*
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colored text = mod mode
*Shepard growls and then the guns are out again, pointing at her.*
Oldest Female: Let him go, b*tch, or I put a bullet through your skull...
Shepard: Tala... put your weapons down...
Tala: But
Shepard: Ah! Shut up!
*He looks at Jade.*
Shepard: What's your plan?
TRIBBLE: She isn't very elaborative, so be prepared to think things out. I know that's hard for you...
Shepard: Shut up TRIBBLE....
*Releases Shepard*
If you want to stay on this world, I'll need to take a look at this shield generator. Depending on its condition, my people might be able to repair it. If its pretty bad... maybe a Starfleet presence in the system will scare the Wraith off. If you want off the planet... I might be able to convince Starfleet to help with getting everyone off and somewhere safe. The Federation may be in a state of War right now... but we still find time for humanitarian aid. Either way... it will mean working with more people like myself or stranger. But right now I do have a ship in orbit that would chase any hostiles away.
Either way... you would be able to live a long life. So essentially... you win.
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colored text = mod mode
*Shepard closes his eyes and takes a breath. Then opens his eyes.*
Shepard: TRIBBLE, please confer with me.... I don't know most of the people well enough.
TRIBBLE: There is no need to confer. I think we need to let them decide.
*Shepard looks at him and sighs. Then chuckles.*
Shepard: I think this is the first time we've agreed on anything.
TRIBBLE: It is. But I think there needs to be a third option.
Shepard: What?
*TRIBBLE looks at Jade.*
TRIBBLE: Assimilation....
*Hand hovers over Phaser while taking a now obvious defensive posture*
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colored text = mod mode
Hail Ba'al!
TRIBBLE: Some of us may want to join you. Leave this world and journey between them like great explorers. Learn new languages, cultures, and meet new races.
*Several of the others nod. Surpass shrugs.*
Shepard: I'd like to go to a new world...
*The remander nod. But most seem up for assimilation.*
For the record... never use the word Assimilation. I hear that, I instantly think Borg. And trust me... you don't want thier kind of Assimilation. I've seen it first hand.
But if any of you want to apply to Starfleet Academy, if you're old enough to, or even live on other worlds... I would be more than happy to help.
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colored text = mod mode
Hey...did those kids mention Rodney McKay? Because there's a guy named that who works for the Glorious Regime, in R&D. Experimental Stargate technologies.
Think they're related somehow?
Hail Ba'al!
TRIBBLE: How old do you have to be?
*Those that want to apply step forward, while those that want to settle stay with Shepard. Kristy comes up and clinges to TRIBBLE.*
TRIBBLE: And what will happen to those who want to but can't? Or those related?
damnit, if someone is going to attack, attack already...*he mutters*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*A Wraith fleet appears, with Jaffa and Human ships mingled in. One Asgard cruiser is in the back. The Asgard ship hails.*
Asgard Captain: Prepare to feel the wrath of the Allfather! Holy is the Allfather!
Crew: Holy is the Allfather!
OOC: There!
*The Extreme Prejudice fires its superweapon, as do the other ships. The planet-killer blasts tear into the fleet like knives into Swiss cheese*
GV, First Prime Teal'c, Kull warriors, and Jaffa: HAIL BA'AL!!!!!!!!!!!
*The Asgard Ship does something weird. It fires up it's hyperdrive and flies into the middle of the fleet. Then explodes, taking out the Grand Vizier and another ship.*
Jaffa Second: Holy is the Allfather! Attack, and if your are near death, take those near you with you!
*The fleet speeds toward them, with Asgard sheilds and weapons.*
Some of you look like you're old enough to apply, but you'll probably need some school under your belt for the entrance exam. Structured education stuff. Long story. Anyways... applying won't be as much of a problem, even though you're not Federation citizens. I say this because you can be sponsored by a Starfleet Officer of command level rank that can provide a letter of reference. And... I happen to be a command level ranked officer. And judging by all this... you guys are quite resourceful.
I admit its all complicated. But we'll figure it out.
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colored text = mod mode
*Grand Vizier, being intelligent beneath his layers of HAM & cheese, had ordered the various ships' AIs to immediately beam all personnel down to the planet as soon as they calculated that defeat was imminent*
*Grand Vizier lands in a xeno-cow pat with a wet and odoriferous splodge*
Oh, yuck.
Well, there goes the Extreme Prejudice and Overly Severe Consequences. Somebody call Supreme Commander Thor and tell him that these renegades are p*ssing off the Sovereign.
And tell Ishta that she's in command of the fleet until we get back up there. Grand Vizier to Captain Ry'ac of the First Prime Teal'c, beam me, the First Prime, and every man we have down here up to your ship and start launching all auxiliary craft; Death Gliders, al'kesh, tel'tak, whatever.
And somebody call the Administrator of Cosmic Smitations. We need a relativistic strike with an antimatter asteroid.
Hail Ba'al!
TRIBBLE: Okay, okay. Just tell us what we need to do, and we'll do it.
Shepard: As long as it gets us closer to getting off this damn planet...
*Everyone nods.*
OOC: Last post. I won' post untill 7 or 8 fourm time tomorrow cause of complications. And this will be a regular thing except on weekends... damn vacation drainers...
damn, that was way too close...i hope everyone made it off
*aims for a nearby wraith ship and begins pelting it with high yield staff blasts*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
You guys really have to quit getting in these fights on weekends. Keep your heads down.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
OK, everyone, evacuate the immediate vicinity.
Unrelenting Gloriosity, lead the enemy fleet away from the planet and then use the hyperdrive to GTFO of here. Administrator of Cosmic Smitations, you may fire when the Gloriosity hyperjumps out.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*The Jaffa broadcasts.*
Jaffa: For the Allfather!
*They all explode.*
OOC: And Good night!
Well...that's the enemy Jaffa...
Aaaaaaaaaand the Gloriosity is clear. Administrator Sander, you may fire when ready.
Hail Ba'al!
OOC: Oooohhhhh no. ALL of them... All.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: Aaaaannnnnnnd GOOD NIGHT!
Might've overdone it a little...
*watches as the system's star destabilizes*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...
Yeah. Maybe just a little?
Anyway, we evac'ed everyone, the planet should be salvageable if we can get that mobile Supergate to work in the next 2 or 3 months, and nobody died besides a few MACOs and Jaffa.
I'll have condolence letters to write, of course, but otherwise it's another mighty victory for the Glorious Regime (tm).
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"