awww, hell...*frantically taps his wrist comm* jade, grab those kids and get your TRIBBLE up here! our idiotic minister of cosmic smitings just just destabilized the system's star, so we need to evac NOW!
Already done, courtesy of the Scimitar of Unrelenting Pain and the Pompous Garbage.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Morning, Glorious Regime! I brought bagels from Ba'alnera (formerly Panera), and I talked to McKay in Applied Sciences and he says that we can use the Supergate to get that planet into a suitable star system without too much disruption if we act fast.
So I sent Teal'c, Carter, and O'Neill to do it, with the justification that Carter can't blow up this sun since it's already going nova.
Anybody want a bagel? I have asiago cheese and chocolate chip.
And the Jaffa think they have a lead on Darth Kuntel's whereabouts. This "Odin All-Father" guy seems to have been smart enough not to show up to the apocalyptic battle.
great, the nut who got half a solar system blown up...kind of like our minister of cosmic overcompensation is about to get
i seriously hope he isn't getting a commendation for that...ohh, bagels!
*snatches several bagels and starts coating the halves in various condiments*
by the way *he says around a muzzleful of bagel* i finally managed to get a good night's sleep...but i had to use dreamless sleep to do it, and i can't keep using that
not only will it grow less effective with prolonged use, but it's also mildly addictive
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Black-market rumors suggest that Odin All-Father has a laboratory of some sort on the planet Tartarus, formerly the base of System Lord Anubis's operations and the origin planet of the Kull Warriors.
Rumors also indicate that Odin All-Father has Darth Kuntel imprisoned and is going to do evil things to him.
Black-market rumors suggest that Odin All-Father has a laboratory of some sort on the planet Tartarus, formerly the base of System Lord Anubis's operations and the origin planet of the Kull Warriors.
Rumors also indicate that Odin All-Father has Darth Kuntel imprisoned and is going to do evil things to him.
To the rescue, minions!
Hail Ba'al!
*still munching on bagels* evil things, you say, captain obvious?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(and i just found nirrti, too...i didn't realize she'd taken an orion host)
We're still making the Extreme Prejudice II, so how about you bring the Pompous Buffoonery and the Butt of Sack (it's a Shakespeare joke that the Sovereign likes, don't ask) with a few hundred Ha'taks so we can kick this Odin doofus's rear without resorting to extreme overkill?
We're still making the Extreme Prejudice II, so how about you bring the Pompous Buffoonery and the Butt of Sack (it's a Shakespeare joke that the Sovereign likes, don't ask) with a few hundred Ha'taks so we can kick this Odin doofus's rear without resorting to extreme overkill?
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Nice find!)
meh, might as well
*sends a communique and the aforementioned fleet forms up around worffan's temporary flagship*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Black-market rumors suggest that Odin All-Father has a laboratory of some sort on the planet Tartarus, formerly the base of System Lord Anubis's operations and the origin planet of the Kull Warriors.
Rumors also indicate that Odin All-Father has Darth Kuntel imprisoned and is going to do evil things to him.
Do we have to rescue Kuntel? I'm pretty sure he deserves whatever evil is being done to him and I suspect things will go smoother without him around.
Anyway, I can't go. I'm busy. Since you somehow managed to get the Extreme Prejudice destroyed by a superior force, I'm building you a kick-TRIBBLE new flagship (named, appropriately enough, the Superior Force.)
If you find this Odin guy and want him and his continent taken out, let me know and if I can get to my Xbox in time I'll send a comet his way.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Do we have to rescue Kuntel? I'm pretty sure he deserves whatever evil is being done to him and I suspect things will go smoother without him around.
Anyway, I can't go. I'm busy. Since you somehow managed to get the Extreme Prejudice destroyed by a superior force, I'm building you a kick-TRIBBLE new flagship (named, appropriately enough, the Superior Force.)
If you find this Odin guy and want him and his continent taken out, let me know and if I can get to my Xbox in time I'll send a comet his way.
Excellent! You shall be commended, Minister!
Make sure that this Superior Force is bigger and tougher and faster and has better weapons and a better superweapon than both the Extreme Prejudice and the in-progress Extreme Prejudice II.
And yes, we do have to rescue Darth Kuntel. Regime rules, I have a contract and stuff.
We'll keep the comet option on standby until we extract Darth Kuntel, then you have the go-ahead.
Make sure that this Superior Force is bigger and tougher and faster and has better weapons and a better superweapon than both the Extreme Prejudice and the in-progress Extreme Prejudice II.
And yes, we do have to rescue Darth Kuntel. Regime rules, I have a contract and stuff.
We'll keep the comet option on standby until we extract Darth Kuntel, then you have the go-ahead.
Hail Ba'al!
Bigger, tougher, faster, meaner. Check.
Definitely have the "bigger" part down - you could fit two of the original Extreme Prejudices in one of the Superior Force's hangar bays. Of which there are four.
As for "tougher", we're having a little bit of trouble getting that much neutronium to the shipyard without destroying said shipyard with the local gravity well. We'll probably have to develop some sort of mass-negation technology, which should also help with the "faster" bit.
And "meaner"... I'll put it this way - the entire central spine of the Superior Force is a colossal rail gun with a caliber of 60m. You won't have to wait on me launch relativistic antimatter-seeded asteroids any more.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Definitely have the "bigger" part down - you could fit two of the original Extreme Prejudices in one of the Superior Force's hangar bays. Of which there are four.
As for "tougher", we're having a little bit of trouble getting that much neutronium to the shipyard without destroying said shipyard with the local gravity well. We'll probably have to develop some sort of mass-negation technology, which should also help with the "faster" bit.
And "meaner"... I'll put it this way - the entire central spine of the Superior Force is a colossal rail gun with a caliber of 60m. You won't have to wait on me launch relativistic antimatter-seeded asteroids any more.
Hail Ba'al!
I...
I think I just had an evilgasm.
I mean, a Responsible Governmentgasm.
You will be commended several more times before this is done, and I'm putting you down for an Order of Ba'al, first class.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Walks in*
Ok... who's the idiot who decided to destroy a whole star system?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Already done, courtesy of the Scimitar of Unrelenting Pain and the Pompous Garbage.
Hail Ba'al!
okay, let's get the hell out of here before we have a repeat of vorash...and where the hell do you come up with these ridiculous names?
Scimitar of Unrelenting Pain and Pompous Garbage...seriously?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Direct Schlock Mercenary reference and the Sovereign's idea. He has a pretty cool sense of humor.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: and now I need to hit the sack, it's after midnight. Man the fleet for me, will you?)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
So I sent Teal'c, Carter, and O'Neill to do it, with the justification that Carter can't blow up this sun since it's already going nova.
Hail Ba'al!
And the Jaffa think they have a lead on Darth Kuntel's whereabouts. This "Odin All-Father" guy seems to have been smart enough not to show up to the apocalyptic battle.
If we find him, we find Darth Kuntel.
Hail Ba'al!
great, the nut who got half a solar system blown up...kind of like our minister of cosmic overcompensation is about to get
i seriously hope he isn't getting a commendation for that...ohh, bagels!
*snatches several bagels and starts coating the halves in various condiments*
by the way *he says around a muzzleful of bagel* i finally managed to get a good night's sleep...but i had to use dreamless sleep to do it, and i can't keep using that
not only will it grow less effective with prolonged use, but it's also mildly addictive
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Black-market rumors suggest that Odin All-Father has a laboratory of some sort on the planet Tartarus, formerly the base of System Lord Anubis's operations and the origin planet of the Kull Warriors.
Rumors also indicate that Odin All-Father has Darth Kuntel imprisoned and is going to do evil things to him.
To the rescue, minions!
Hail Ba'al!
(oh, btw...i found a ba'al imposter
i actually took that screen last week and forgot all about it)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Indeed! Now come, minions! WE SHALL CRUSH this "Odin All-Father" like the worm he is!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
(OOC: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice)
(and i just found nirrti, too...i didn't realize she'd taken an orion host)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
We're still making the Extreme Prejudice II, so how about you bring the Pompous Buffoonery and the Butt of Sack (it's a Shakespeare joke that the Sovereign likes, don't ask) with a few hundred Ha'taks so we can kick this Odin doofus's rear without resorting to extreme overkill?
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Nice find!)
*sends a communique and the aforementioned fleet forms up around worffan's temporary flagship*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Aww... do we have to?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Yes. Yes we do. You can command the Pretentious Drivel or the Ridiculously Harsh Consequences if you like, though.
Hail Ba'al!
I'll take the Ridiculously Harsh Consequences...
*Goes to rings.*
Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Anyway, I can't go. I'm busy. Since you somehow managed to get the Extreme Prejudice destroyed by a superior force, I'm building you a kick-TRIBBLE new flagship (named, appropriately enough, the Superior Force.)
If you find this Odin guy and want him and his continent taken out, let me know and if I can get to my Xbox in time I'll send a comet his way.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Excellent! You shall be commended, Minister!
Make sure that this Superior Force is bigger and tougher and faster and has better weapons and a better superweapon than both the Extreme Prejudice and the in-progress Extreme Prejudice II.
And yes, we do have to rescue Darth Kuntel. Regime rules, I have a contract and stuff.
We'll keep the comet option on standby until we extract Darth Kuntel, then you have the go-ahead.
Hail Ba'al!
Bigger, tougher, faster, meaner. Check.
Definitely have the "bigger" part down - you could fit two of the original Extreme Prejudices in one of the Superior Force's hangar bays. Of which there are four.
As for "tougher", we're having a little bit of trouble getting that much neutronium to the shipyard without destroying said shipyard with the local gravity well. We'll probably have to develop some sort of mass-negation technology, which should also help with the "faster" bit.
And "meaner"... I'll put it this way - the entire central spine of the Superior Force is a colossal rail gun with a caliber of 60m. You won't have to wait on me launch relativistic antimatter-seeded asteroids any more.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I...
I think I just had an evilgasm.
I mean, a Responsible Governmentgasm.
You will be commended several more times before this is done, and I'm putting you down for an Order of Ba'al, first class.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ok... who's the idiot who decided to destroy a whole star system?
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*Points at Sander on the screen.*
Him.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
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Actually...I kind of ordered the strike. So...it was kind of sort of my fault.
Um. Please don't kill me.
Hail Ba'al!
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OH MY BA'AL, RUN!!! GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! HIDE ME, PROTECT ME, SAVE ME!!! GUARD YOUR GRAND VIZIER!!!!!
*runs away in panic as fast as Grand Vizieratorial robes allow*
Hail Ba'al!