rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Growls at Shadow for almost pulling her off the ladder*
Our resident Mad Scientist was kidnapped and I want to try and deal with this diplomattically before all hell breaks loose!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Growls at Shadow for almost pulling her off the ladder*
Our resident Mad Scientist was kidnapped and I want to try and deal with this diplomattically before all hell breaks loose!
*eye twitches at the mention of the word 'hell', shaking his head sharply*
i...see; why are we rescuing him? i mean, sure, he's helped out a bit, but lately he's just been rather, well...overly insane
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Because apparently someone wants to use him against our mutual friend. There's no telling if he'd stop after that. He could lash out at the Federation, or your homeworld. I intend to try and prevent that.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Because apparently someone wants to use him against our mutual friend. There's no telling if he'd stop after that. He could lash out at the Federation, or your homeworld. I intend to try and prevent that.
this guy would have to figure out just which universe i came from before he could attack my home, and even then he'd have to figure out how to cross universes
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
But if our mutual friend gets taken out, whoever took kuntel would have access to everything, including information about our respective realities. And the fact we're working with him, even though we're not on the payroll, might be enough incentive for him to launch attacks.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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But if our mutual friend gets taken out, whoever took kuntel would have access to everything, including information about our respective realities. And the fact we're working with him, even though we're not on the payroll, might be enough incentive for him to launch attacks.
i am on the payroll, as an officially licensed privateer...how do you think i can keep making those bets with such outtageous amounts?
and speaking of bets, that reminds me...*taps wrist communicator and hails worffan* oh, grand vizier...if jackson hasn't died again already, death by vicious asgard rebel mauling...because it's so outlandish and impossible, it'll be all over jackson like white on rice
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The gargantuan command ship Extreme Prejudice arrives in orbit, followed by First Prime Teal'c's personal flagship, the First Prime Teal'c, and the command cruisers Overcompensating Masculinity and Grand Vizier Worffan101. Ten thousand Jaffa shock troops beam down, accompanied by a hundred Kull warriors, Ryan, Jackson, Teal'c, and the Grand Vizier*
GV: Right. Let's kick this Odin jerk's little gray butt. Hail Ba'al!
Jaffa: Hail Ba'al!
Kull warriors: Hail Ba'al! Hail Ba'al! Hail Ba'al! Hail...
GV: Ok, you can stop now. Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Holds hands out in a non threatening manner*
I'm not gonna hurt you.
*Looks at Shadow*
Put that away.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*The gargantuan command ship Extreme Prejudice arrives in orbit, followed by First Prime Teal'c's personal flagship, the First Prime Teal'c, and the command cruisers Overcompensating Masculinity and Grand Vizier Worffan101. Ten thousand Jaffa shock troops beam down, accompanied by a hundred Kull warriors, Ryan, Jackson, Teal'c, and the Grand Vizier*
GV: Right. Let's kick this Odin jerk's little gray butt. Hail Ba'al!
Jaffa: Hail Ba'al!
Kull warriors: Hail Ba'al! Hail Ba'al! Hail Ba'al! Hail...
GV: Ok, you can stop now. Hail Ba'al!
Hail Car-- Ba'al!
Okay, let's go show this chip-stealing Odin what-for!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Looks over at Shadow*
Shadow... I got this. Can you go make sure no one tries to blow the planet up because of a few kids?
*Looks back at the children*
I guess the best answer I can give you is Alien. I'm from... very far away. But as you can see... not that different from you.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Looks over at Shadow*
Shadow... I got this. Can you go make sure no one tries to blow the planet up because of a few kids?
*Looks back at the children*
I guess the best answer I can give you is Alien. I'm from... very far away. But as you can see... not that different from you.
Kristy: TRIBBLE, pwease don't shoot the nice lady?
*Kristy looks at Shadow*
Kristy: But you can shoot the wolfie if you want, he's not vewy nice...
*TRIBBLE cracks a samll smile for a second, then his face goes blank.*
TRIBBLE, looking at Jade: You aren't here to hurt us?
Oldest Male: That is not your decision TRIBBLE! I'm the leader!
TRIBBLE, spiteful: By age, not by ability.
Oldest Female: Shepard, please. Don't fight...
Shepard: Fine...
TRIBBLE, at Jade: You're not here to hurt us, right?
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
No. I'm not going to hurt you. But you did kinda draw the attention of someone who might overreact and blow up the planet.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
No. I'm not going to hurt you. But you did kinda draw the attention of someone who might overreact and blow up the planet.
*uses augmented strength to jump up into treehouse, landing dramatically and striking a Grand Vizieratorial pose in silly cape*
Indeed! For if I am Grand Vizier worffan101, and if I do not have Darth kuntel safely upon Sovereign Ba'al's flagship, the Extreme Prejudice, in twenty-four hours, I shall use its unstoppable superweapon to destroy this entire planet! KNEEL BEFORE THE UNSTOPPABLE POWAH OF THE GLORIOUS REGIME OF SUPREME SYSTEM LORD BA'AL!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,708Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Respectfully...
*Kicks worffan out of the treehouse*
I'M NEGOTIATING HERE!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
Our resident Mad Scientist was kidnapped and I want to try and deal with this diplomattically before all hell breaks loose!
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i...see; why are we rescuing him? i mean, sure, he's helped out a bit, but lately he's just been rather, well...overly insane
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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i doubt there's much danger of that
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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and speaking of bets, that reminds me...*taps wrist communicator and hails worffan* oh, grand vizier...if jackson hasn't died again already, death by vicious asgard rebel mauling...because it's so outlandish and impossible, it'll be all over jackson like white on rice
same bet amount as before
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Oldest Male of Group: Lay down and give us all your weapons!
*All weapons aim.*
Oldest Female of Group: Now....
OOC: For Rattler...
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oh...you have GOT to be kidding me
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
GV: Right. Let's kick this Odin jerk's little gray butt. Hail Ba'al!
Jaffa: Hail Ba'al!
Kull warriors: Hail Ba'al! Hail Ba'al! Hail Ba'al! Hail...
GV: Ok, you can stop now. Hail Ba'al!
I'm not gonna hurt you.
*Looks at Shadow*
Put that away.
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*Little kid breaks through circle, un armed.*
Little Child: Are you a wolfie?
*Looks at Shadow.*
Oldest Male: Kristy, get back here!
Oldest Female: Kristy... please.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Hail Car-- Ba'al!
Okay, let's go show this chip-stealing Odin what-for!
By the way, do we have to save Kuntel?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Shows I got spots on the sides of my head, and on my legs*
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*Older child breaks through, then grabs Kristy, pointing a gun at Jade.*
Older Child, Male: Get back, freaks...
Kristy: TRIBBLE... please. It's a wolfie!
TRIBBLE: Shush...
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TRIBBLE: Get back!
Kristy: Twyll? What's a twyll?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Shadow... I got this. Can you go make sure no one tries to blow the planet up because of a few kids?
*Looks back at the children*
I guess the best answer I can give you is Alien. I'm from... very far away. But as you can see... not that different from you.
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Kristy: TRIBBLE, pwease don't shoot the nice lady?
*Kristy looks at Shadow*
Kristy: But you can shoot the wolfie if you want, he's not vewy nice...
*TRIBBLE cracks a samll smile for a second, then his face goes blank.*
TRIBBLE, looking at Jade: You aren't here to hurt us?
Oldest Male: That is not your decision TRIBBLE! I'm the leader!
TRIBBLE, spiteful: By age, not by ability.
Oldest Female: Shepard, please. Don't fight...
Shepard: Fine...
TRIBBLE, at Jade: You're not here to hurt us, right?
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MIGHT? that's a major understatement...we'll be lucky if he doesn't start base delta zeroing the planet
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Shepard: Hah! Obviously a lie! There isn't a damn thing that can do that!
*Someone shifts.*
Whisper from crowd: Goa'uld...
Shepard: They're a myth!
TRIBBLE: But we have a... *looks at Jade.* Trill? and a Wolf man right here. Bith obviously over 25...
Shepard: Shut up!
Kristy: Don't yell at my Brother!
Shepard: This wouldn-
TRIBBLE: Shepard...
*TRIBBLE is suddenly pointing his gun at Shepard.*
TRIBBLE: Are you threatening my sister?
Shepard: N-no.
TRIBBLE: Then shush.
*Looks back at Jade. Then Shadow.*
TRIBBLE: The Wolf creature isn't going to eat smeone, is he?
*uses augmented strength to jump up into treehouse, landing dramatically and striking a Grand Vizieratorial pose in silly cape*
Indeed! For if I am Grand Vizier worffan101, and if I do not have Darth kuntel safely upon Sovereign Ba'al's flagship, the Extreme Prejudice, in twenty-four hours, I shall use its unstoppable superweapon to destroy this entire planet! KNEEL BEFORE THE UNSTOPPABLE POWAH OF THE GLORIOUS REGIME OF SUPREME SYSTEM LORD BA'AL!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
*Kicks worffan out of the treehouse*
I'M NEGOTIATING HERE!
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as i was saying...*he deadpans*
*watches worffan go sailing out of the treehouse*
see what happens when you TRIBBLE a woman off? *he calls down*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Ryan marches up to the base of the treehouse, trying not to laugh.*
So... Rattler just kicked you out...
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood