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Stargate Hail Ba'al Rambling

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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Take the Extreme Prejudice, the Unrealistic Ultimatum, the Ridiculously Overpowered, the Glorious Victory, the Unconquerable Majesty of Sovereign Ba'al, and the Grand Vizier worffan101, and hit 'em with everything we've got.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Puts out burning teddy bears with fire extinguisher.*

    Ah, I feel better now. Just so long as nobody mentions Care Bears.
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    You have a ship named after you?
    *Notices Shadow*
    You look like hell...

    Yes. Yes I do. All top-level Glorious Regime officials do.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Hail Ba'al!

    *Puts out burning teddy bears with fire extinguisher.*

    Ah, I feel better now. Just so long as nobody mentions Care Bears.

    *Leans out of lab.*

    I just found a way to create a virus that'll make someone a were-Care Bear! Anyone wanna try?
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Leans out of lab.*

    I just found a way to create a virus that'll make someone a were-Care Bear! Anyone wanna try?

    *Runs out screaming.*
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Runs out screaming.*

    *Blinks.*

    Whay wrong with him? I'd thought he'd be happy...
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Blinks.*

    Whay wrong with him? I'd thought he'd be happy...

    You. Confined to quarters for 3 hours and fined 8 million Hands of Ba'al.

    And the Sovereign will be calling you later.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    You. Confined to quarters for 3 hours and fined 8 million Hands of Ba'al.

    And the Sovereign will be calling you later.

    Hail Ba'al!

    ... You're grounding me?

    *Looks at Worffan insanely.*

    I mean, sure... okay. Confine me to my quarters... where I have vials of the Bubonic Plague and an aerosal disperser...
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    ... You're grounding me?

    *Looks at Worffan insanely.*

    I mean, sure... okay. Confine me to my quarters... where I have vials of the Bubonic Plague and an aerosal disperser...

    Confined to quarters WITH HEAVY GUARD.

    O'Neill, Carter, guard Darth Kuntel. Use level 8 personal safety protocols.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,708 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    ryan's gained a phobia of anything bear shaped and brightly colored...
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Confined to quarters WITH HEAVY GUARD.

    O'Neill, Carter, guard Darth Kuntel. Use level 8 personal safety protocols.

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Is being dragged off.*

    Does level 8 include masks and oxygen tanks? And knife protection? And projectile protection, and fire resistance...

    *Continues.*

    Oh! And cher? Give mah best to Ryan when he finds the Were Care Bears I let loose!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Is being dragged off.*

    Does level 8 include masks and oxygen tanks? And knife protection? And projectile protection, and fire resistance...

    *Continues.*

    Oh! And cher? Give mah best to the Werebunnies I let loose!

    Level 8 includes armor that can resist a class-10 antimatter grenade.

    Also, are you hallucinating? Or did you defy the Sovereign's DIRECT ORDER and create were-rabbits?

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Level 8 includes armor that can resist a class-10 antimatter grenade.

    Also, are you hallucinating? Or did you defy the Sovereign's DIRECT ORDER and create were-rabbits?

    Hail Ba'al!

    They're Were-care-bears!

    *Is locked in room.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    They're Were-care-bears!

    *Is locked in room.*

    ...

    I'll get the extermination squads. First Prime Teal'c! With me! And bring Jackson as a death magnet.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,708 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Same principle! Brightly colored, bear shaped beings who probably want to spread love across the universe!
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Same principle! Brightly colored, bear shaped beings who probably want to spread love across the universe!

    *A doctor walks up next to Jade.*

    Doctor: He didn't actually make any care bears. He just said that to make them scared... though why they're scared of care bears I have no idea...
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *A doctor walks up next to Jade.*

    Doctor: He didn't actually make any care bears. He just said that to make them scared... though why they're scared of care bears I have no idea...

    *Grabs the Doctor, laughing insanely.*

    You're one of them, aren't you? You're working with the bears! Hehe, well I'll set you straight!

    *Laughs insanely as he pulls out a zat before stunning him.*
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,708 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    He's gonna get slapped upside the head for that one...
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Grabs the Doctor, laughing insanely.*

    You're one of them, aren't you? You're working with the bears! Hehe, well I'll set you straight!

    *Laughs insanely as he pulls out a zat before stunning him.*

    *Another doctor, female, and looks like Kuntel's mother walks out. She takes out a knife and puts it to Ryans neck.*

    Female Doctor: Snap back to sanity, idiot, before you lose your life....
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,708 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Draws a Phaser and aims at both of them*
    I got a better idea... COOL OFF! BOTH OF YOU!
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Another doctor, female, and looks like Kuntel's mother walks out. She takes out a knife and puts it to Ryans neck.*

    Female Doctor: Snap back to sanity, idiot, before you lose your life....

    *Colonial Jaffa pull her back.*

    Jaffa: Point of logic; how the hell would that make him sane again?

    Me: You're working with them too!

    *Zats the other Doc.

    A few minutes later, there's a knocking on Kuntel's door.*
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Colonial Jaffa pull her back.*

    Jaffa: Point of logic; how the hell would that make him sane again?

    Me: You're working with them too!

    *Zats the other Doc.

    A few minutes later, there's a knocking on Kuntel's door.*

    *Silence.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,708 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Approaches ryan and pulls him back*
    Calm down! You're frakkin' paranoid right now! EVERYTHING to you is working with them. You're not going to get any answers shooting everyone in sight!
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *wearing important-looking robes*

    OK, Ryan, Darth Kuntel, you both have 5 minutes to make nice and calm yourselves the f*ck down or First Prime Teal'c and I kill you both and resurrect you later.

    *Jackson clutches his heart and keels over*

    ...

    Ref!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *wearing important-looking robes*

    OK, Ryan, Darth Kuntel, you both have 5 minutes to make nice and calm yourselves the f*ck down or First Prime Teal'c and I kill you both and resurrect you later.

    *Jackson clutches his heart and keels over*

    ...

    Ref!

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Silence.*
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *wearing important-looking robes*

    OK, Ryan, Darth Kuntel, you both have 5 minutes to make nice and calm yourselves the f*ck down or First Prime Teal'c and I kill you both and resurrect you later.

    *Jackson clutches his heart and keels over*

    ...

    Ref!

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Suddenly sees a teddy bear outside Kuntels door. Scream and feints.

    Wakes up, rubbing his head.*

    Ow... what just happened?

    *Sees Daniel.*

    What happened to Dr Jackson? Did I win the bet?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,708 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    You went Bear Paranoid on us.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    You went Bear Paranoid on us.

    I did? Did someone mention... *shivers* Care Bears?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *Continues silence, in Cajun accent.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Looks like Harriman wins AGAIN. Is that guy precognitive or something?

    Go resurrect Jackson again.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Looks like Harriman wins AGAIN. Is that guy precognitive or something?

    Go resurrect Jackson again.

    Hail Ba'al!

    Where's Kuntel?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
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