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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *points at ryan*
    Back up a bit.
    *Tries opening kuntel's door*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *points at ryan*
    Back up a bit.
    *Tries opening kuntel's door*

    *Door falls inward, and shows two dead Jaffa. And a note in Asgardian.*
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *points at ryan*
    Back up a bit.
    *Tries opening kuntel's door*

    *Backs up, realising he has a zat in his hand.*

    Why am I holding a zat?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Picks up the note*
    I don't recognize this language...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Picks up the note*
    I don't recognize this language...

    *Takes note off of her.*

    It's Asgardian.

    Great, so this Kuntel's a traitor too!

    I'll get the gravity torture chamber ready!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Snatches note back*
    We don't know that. For all we know... this could be a ransom letter. We need to get this translated before jumping to conclusions.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    *Takes note off of her.*

    It's Asgardian.

    Great, so this Kuntel's a traitor too!

    I'll get the gravity torture chamber ready!

    *The note says.*

    Dear Idiots,

    How are you? I, the glorious leader of the Asgardian Rebellion, Odin, the Allfather, the Allseer, the Lover of Women, and soo to be Destroyer of Ba'al, has taken your virologist and all his research. I will make him create a plague so deadly and uncurable, that the mere mention of it will inspire bed-wetting fear for centuries! Tell you pig-faced Sovreign that!

    Yours truly,
    Odin the Allfather
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *The note says.*

    Dear Idiots,

    How are you? I, the glorious leader of the Asgardian Rebellion, Odin, the Allfather, the Allseer, the Lover of Women, and soo to be Destroyer of Ba'al, has taken your virologist and all his research. I will make him create a plague so deadly and uncurable, that the mere mention of it will inspire bed-wetting fear for centuries! Tell you pig-faced Sovreign that!

    Yours truly,
    Odin the Allfather

    I stand corrected...

    Well, he's their problem now! Let's throw a party! I'll get the chips!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Looks unimpressed*
    You know what... go. Throw your party. I'll go find him myself.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I stand corrected...

    Well, he's their problem now! Let's throw a party! I'll get the chips!

    *It continues.*

    P.S. We took the chips.... mwhahahahaha!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Taps commbadge*
    Jade to Lexington. One to beam up.
    *Beams out*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *It continues.*

    P.S. We took the chips.... mwhahahahaha!

    Those B*****DS!

    JAFFA, READY MY PERSONAL HA'TAK!!!

    HAIL BA'AL!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *On the sensors, a small asgardian cruiser leaves the system, in hyperdrive.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Lexington persues via Warp Drive*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    First Prime Teal'c, with me on the Extreme Prejudice. Bring the Overcompensating Masculinity, too.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Those B*****DS!

    JAFFA, READY MY PERSONAL HA'TAK!!!

    HAIL BA'AL!

    Jaffa: Sir, your Ha'tak's in the shop...

    Other Jaffa: We could just go buy more chips?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Lexington persues via Warp Drive*

    *The Asgard vessel lands on a small planet, covered in forests. It has a Chappa'ai.*
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Jaffa: Sir, your Ha'tak's in the shop...

    Other Jaffa: We could just go buy more chips?

    What did I say about using your brains?!

    Fine! To the Daedalus!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    What did I say about using your brains?!

    Fine! To the Daedalus!

    Jaffa: The Daedalus is in Pegasus sir.

    Other Jaffa: I think there are actually back up chips in the back...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Lexington enters orbit, and Jade beams down with a full team of MACOs*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Lexington enters orbit, and Jade beams down with a full team of MACOs*

    *The Asgardian vessel is in a field, empty and ungaurded.*
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Jaffa: The Daedalus is in Pegasus sir.

    Other Jaffa: I think there are actually back up chips in the back...

    Listen, do you want those tiny grey b*****ds eating those chips which you so rightly deserve? It's a matter of principle. Today it's our chips, tomorrow our paychecks--

    You know what, forget the speech. Get on the Extreme Prejudice or you're fired.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Listen, do you want those tiny grey b*****ds eating those chips which you so rightly deserve? It's a matter of principle. Today it's our chips, tomorrow our paychecks--

    You know what, forget the speech. Get on the Extreme Prejudice or you're fired.

    Jaffa: Sir? The Prejudice has left already...

    Other Jaffa: Hah! I delayed you enough to help my Master! For the Allfather!

    *Other Jaffa puts staff to head and obliterates it.*

    Jaffa: Oh wait... that was the Grand Vizier worffan not the Prjudice.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Martinez! Take a couple MACOs and check out the ship!
    *3 MACOs head over to the ship*
    *Walks over to the DHD*
    Now... lets see if I can interface with this to find out if its been used recently... and where it connected to...
    *Pulls out Tricorder and gets to work*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Martinez! Take a couple MACOs and check out the ship!
    *3 MACOs head over to the ship*
    *Walks over to the DHD*
    Now... lets see if I can interface with this to find out if its been used recently... and where it connected to...
    *Pulls out Tricorder and gets to work*

    *The DHD has not been used recently. There are tracks leading off into the woods.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    MACO: CAPTAIN! OVER HERE!
    *Walks over, and sees the tracks*
    Thanks Coropral. I'll go on ahead. Secure the gate and the ship.
    MACO: Yes ma'am.
    *Follows tracks*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    MACO: CAPTAIN! OVER HERE!
    *Walks over, and sees the tracks*
    Thanks Coropral. I'll go on ahead. Secure the gate and the ship.
    MACO: Yes ma'am.
    *Follows tracks*

    *They lead to a small clearing, that is still covered by branches in the air. There is a wooden ladder leading to a treehouse.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,754 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Cautiously climbs the ladder, listening for anything*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *suddenly and silently appears behind jade in a burst of black smoke and lays a paw on her shoulder*

    hey, what's going on? ryan mumbled something about kuntel being kidnapped in between rambling about werebears or some nonsense like that
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Jaffa: Sir? The Prejudice has left already...

    Other Jaffa: Hah! I delayed you enough to help my Master! For the Allfather!

    *Other Jaffa puts staff to head and obliterates it.*

    Jaffa: Oh wait... that was the Grand Vizier worffan not the Prjudice.

    To the Prejudice!

    *They're soon on the Prejudice, with Ryan next to worffan.*

    So, do we have to save Kuntel?
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