I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Snatches note back*
We don't know that. For all we know... this could be a ransom letter. We need to get this translated before jumping to conclusions.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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How are you? I, the glorious leader of the Asgardian Rebellion, Odin, the Allfather, the Allseer, the Lover of Women, and soo to be Destroyer of Ba'al, has taken your virologist and all his research. I will make him create a plague so deadly and uncurable, that the mere mention of it will inspire bed-wetting fear for centuries! Tell you pig-faced Sovreign that!
How are you? I, the glorious leader of the Asgardian Rebellion, Odin, the Allfather, the Allseer, the Lover of Women, and soo to be Destroyer of Ba'al, has taken your virologist and all his research. I will make him create a plague so deadly and uncurable, that the mere mention of it will inspire bed-wetting fear for centuries! Tell you pig-faced Sovreign that!
Yours truly,
Odin the Allfather
I stand corrected...
Well, he's their problem now! Let's throw a party! I'll get the chips!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Other Jaffa: I think there are actually back up chips in the back...
Listen, do you want those tiny grey b*****ds eating those chips which you so rightly deserve? It's a matter of principle. Today it's our chips, tomorrow our paychecks--
You know what, forget the speech. Get on the Extreme Prejudice or you're fired.
Listen, do you want those tiny grey b*****ds eating those chips which you so rightly deserve? It's a matter of principle. Today it's our chips, tomorrow our paychecks--
You know what, forget the speech. Get on the Extreme Prejudice or you're fired.
Jaffa: Sir? The Prejudice has left already...
Other Jaffa: Hah! I delayed you enough to help my Master! For the Allfather!
*Other Jaffa puts staff to head and obliterates it.*
Jaffa: Oh wait... that was the Grand Vizier worffan not the Prjudice.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,754Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Martinez! Take a couple MACOs and check out the ship!
*3 MACOs head over to the ship*
*Walks over to the DHD*
Now... lets see if I can interface with this to find out if its been used recently... and where it connected to...
*Pulls out Tricorder and gets to work*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Martinez! Take a couple MACOs and check out the ship!
*3 MACOs head over to the ship*
*Walks over to the DHD*
Now... lets see if I can interface with this to find out if its been used recently... and where it connected to...
*Pulls out Tricorder and gets to work*
*The DHD has not been used recently. There are tracks leading off into the woods.*
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edited July 2014
MACO: CAPTAIN! OVER HERE!
*Walks over, and sees the tracks*
Thanks Coropral. I'll go on ahead. Secure the gate and the ship.
MACO: Yes ma'am.
*Follows tracks*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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MACO: CAPTAIN! OVER HERE!
*Walks over, and sees the tracks*
Thanks Coropral. I'll go on ahead. Secure the gate and the ship.
MACO: Yes ma'am.
*Follows tracks*
*They lead to a small clearing, that is still covered by branches in the air. There is a wooden ladder leading to a treehouse.*
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edited July 2014
*Cautiously climbs the ladder, listening for anything*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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Back up a bit.
*Tries opening kuntel's door*
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*Door falls inward, and shows two dead Jaffa. And a note in Asgardian.*
*Backs up, realising he has a zat in his hand.*
Why am I holding a zat?
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In Cold Blood
I don't recognize this language...
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*Takes note off of her.*
It's Asgardian.
Great, so this Kuntel's a traitor too!
I'll get the gravity torture chamber ready!
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In Cold Blood
We don't know that. For all we know... this could be a ransom letter. We need to get this translated before jumping to conclusions.
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*The note says.*
Dear Idiots,
How are you? I, the glorious leader of the Asgardian Rebellion, Odin, the Allfather, the Allseer, the Lover of Women, and soo to be Destroyer of Ba'al, has taken your virologist and all his research. I will make him create a plague so deadly and uncurable, that the mere mention of it will inspire bed-wetting fear for centuries! Tell you pig-faced Sovreign that!
Yours truly,
Odin the Allfather
I stand corrected...
Well, he's their problem now! Let's throw a party! I'll get the chips!
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Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
You know what... go. Throw your party. I'll go find him myself.
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*It continues.*
P.S. We took the chips.... mwhahahahaha!
Jade to Lexington. One to beam up.
*Beams out*
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Those B*****DS!
JAFFA, READY MY PERSONAL HA'TAK!!!
HAIL BA'AL!
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In Cold Blood
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Hail Ba'al!
Jaffa: Sir, your Ha'tak's in the shop...
Other Jaffa: We could just go buy more chips?
*The Asgard vessel lands on a small planet, covered in forests. It has a Chappa'ai.*
What did I say about using your brains?!
Fine! To the Daedalus!
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Jaffa: The Daedalus is in Pegasus sir.
Other Jaffa: I think there are actually back up chips in the back...
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*The Asgardian vessel is in a field, empty and ungaurded.*
Listen, do you want those tiny grey b*****ds eating those chips which you so rightly deserve? It's a matter of principle. Today it's our chips, tomorrow our paychecks--
You know what, forget the speech. Get on the Extreme Prejudice or you're fired.
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Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Jaffa: Sir? The Prejudice has left already...
Other Jaffa: Hah! I delayed you enough to help my Master! For the Allfather!
*Other Jaffa puts staff to head and obliterates it.*
Jaffa: Oh wait... that was the Grand Vizier worffan not the Prjudice.
*3 MACOs head over to the ship*
*Walks over to the DHD*
Now... lets see if I can interface with this to find out if its been used recently... and where it connected to...
*Pulls out Tricorder and gets to work*
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*The DHD has not been used recently. There are tracks leading off into the woods.*
*Walks over, and sees the tracks*
Thanks Coropral. I'll go on ahead. Secure the gate and the ship.
MACO: Yes ma'am.
*Follows tracks*
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*They lead to a small clearing, that is still covered by branches in the air. There is a wooden ladder leading to a treehouse.*
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hey, what's going on? ryan mumbled something about kuntel being kidnapped in between rambling about werebears or some nonsense like that
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
To the Prejudice!
*They're soon on the Prejudice, with Ryan next to worffan.*
So, do we have to save Kuntel?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood