*and in the middle of all the hustle and bustle of the mckinley yard complex, space begins to warp and fluctuate just outside the yard's defense perimeter, setting off alerts on all nearby ships actively scanning in that general area, including the lexington*
*On the Ambassador, yellow alert is raised as a Starfleet Commander walks onto the Bridge.*
Commander: Report.
*An android at the Ops station turns in his seat, Lieutenant Commander rank pips on his collar.*
Alpha: Sir, there is a spatial disturbance directly ahead.
Commander: Get Carter up here, stat.
*He sits in the command seat, watching the screen.*
OOC: Out of curiosity, have any of you read my stories? If so, what do you think?
I'm not going to like you. Do you have any specific character traits other than extreme Janeway hate?
*Raises an eyebrow.*
*Rachel returns the favor*
I was in MACO. I'm not a complete idiot. I never leave a man behind if I can. I can kill people with a flick of my wrist, thanks in part to that psychotic scum Three.
What about you? You anything more than a sucker for Janeway's propaganda?
*the gravitational distortion continues growing, its energy output increasing exponentially until, with a nearly blinding flash, it rapidly expands outward into a wormhole-like phenomenon*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I was in MACO. I'm not a complete idiot. I never leave a man behind if I can. I can kill people with a flick of my wrist, thanks in part to that psychotic scum Three.
What about you? You anything more than a sucker for Janeway's propaganda?
OOC: Somehow, that's not something I'd say to the heir to the throne of a foreign power.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
I'm not fragile Kuntel.
*Heads to the bridge and steps out*
Report.
Ops: Disturbance nearby Captain.
So much for a quiet launch...
*the gravitational distortion continues growing, its energy output increasing exponentially until, with a nearly blinding flash, it rapidly expands outward into a wormhole-like phenomenon*
*The ship shakes violently.*
Commander: Oh, Hell!
All hands, General Quarters!
*Red alert sounds as the bridge continues to shake.*
Helm, get us clear of the yard! Now!
Helm: Sir, we're still slaved to McKinley's power sys--!
Commander: Allington to Dannover! I need main power online yesterday!
I was in MACO. I'm not a complete idiot. I never leave a man behind if I can. I can kill people with a flick of my wrist, thanks in part to that psychotic scum Three.
What about you? You anything more than a sucker for Janeway's propaganda?
OOC: Guess their following them.
First, never seen any Janeway propaganda. Second, I was trained from the age of three to kill people as quickly and silently as I can. With anything and everything. Most of that consisted of horrible, sadistic training!
Listen, Racheal. You are not getting on anyone's goodside, today. Best keep your opinions to yourself, you never know when someone has to get your TRIBBLE out of the fire, or the freezer.
(As Rose runs after the couple to the bridge)
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*all sensors actively focused on the wormhole begin to pick up something large emerging from the portal, hull trace elements being consistent with regime dark intent class warships*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*Sits in her newly replaced chair, not noticing it squeaked*
Back us off!
*The Lexington eases away from the wormhole*
(and you know, the rift shouldn't be affecting anyone that badly; i did say it was forming beyond the yard's defense perimeter, and those tend to be quite a distance out from the yard itself)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
*all sensors actively focused on the wormhole begin to pick up something large emerging from the portal, hull trace elements being consistent with regime dark intent class warships*
Commander: Keep getting us ready for launch.
*OOC: Keep in mind that the Victorious is undergoing yard work and is basically a sitting duck.*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
First, never seen any Janeway propaganda. Second, I was trained from the age of three to kill people as quickly and silently as I can. With anything and everything. Most of that consisted of horrible, sadistic training!
*Smiles at her.*
And who are you to judge me?
*Rachel shrugs*
Assimilated, painfully liberated, augmented without my consent--which came with a reactive adaptation ability that causes excruciating pain whenever it activates and a regenerative physiology that's saved my rear when good men died behind me.
So yeah, I know pain too. I was turned into a living weapon without my consent by a sadistic psychopath.
Anyway. K'tar, Lamont, find the armory and start replicating weapons. I know a few tricks to double the power of a standard-issue phaser if I can get my hands on some craylon gas.
Assimilated, painfully liberated, augmented without my consent--which came with a reactive adaptation ability that causes excruciating pain whenever it activates and a regenerative physiology that's saved my rear when good men died behind me.
So yeah, I know pain too. I was turned into a living weapon without my consent by a sadistic psychopath.
Anyway. K'tar, Lamont, find the armory and start replicating weapons. I know a few tricks to double the power of a standard-issue phaser if I can get my hands on some craylon gas.
I'll be on the Bridge guarding the Captain.
No, you won't. It's just Shadow comin' out of a wormhole.
*Puts his hands in his pockets and walks onto the Bridge.*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*as more of the ship emerges, revealing a rather familiar shape, enough of it has passed through the rift for the lexington's sensors to pick up on its transponder signal, reporting it as the night's embrace*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited October 2014
*Relaxes a bit*
That's Shadow's ship.
*Leans back, and hears the squeak*
*Shakes her chair, causing it to squeak*
(If anyone's online now... I'm at K-7 #1 Trill with a TR-116 on her back in a sierra 1 uniform. Redhead. Standing on a table.)
Comments
*On the Ambassador, yellow alert is raised as a Starfleet Commander walks onto the Bridge.*
Commander: Report.
*An android at the Ops station turns in his seat, Lieutenant Commander rank pips on his collar.*
Alpha: Sir, there is a spatial disturbance directly ahead.
Commander: Get Carter up here, stat.
*He sits in the command seat, watching the screen.*
OOC: Out of curiosity, have any of you read my stories? If so, what do you think?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Hops on with her.*
*Rachel returns the favor*
I was in MACO. I'm not a complete idiot. I never leave a man behind if I can. I can kill people with a flick of my wrist, thanks in part to that psychotic scum Three.
What about you? You anything more than a sucker for Janeway's propaganda?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: Somehow, that's not something I'd say to the heir to the throne of a foreign power.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Heads to the bridge and steps out*
Report.
Ops: Disturbance nearby Captain.
So much for a quiet launch...
OOC: And a man who's been beaten and tortured all his life to become the perfect silent killing machine!:D
*The ship shakes violently.*
Commander: Oh, Hell!
All hands, General Quarters!
*Red alert sounds as the bridge continues to shake.*
Helm, get us clear of the yard! Now!
Helm: Sir, we're still slaved to McKinley's power sys--!
Commander: Allington to Dannover! I need main power online yesterday!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*The normal bridge crew arrives and relieves stand ins*
Cut us loose and get some distance from this thing.
OOC: Guess their following them.
First, never seen any Janeway propaganda. Second, I was trained from the age of three to kill people as quickly and silently as I can. With anything and everything. Most of that consisted of horrible, sadistic training!
*Smiles at her.*
And who are you to judge me?
(Rose looks at Rachael)
Listen, Racheal. You are not getting on anyone's goodside, today. Best keep your opinions to yourself, you never know when someone has to get your TRIBBLE out of the fire, or the freezer.
(As Rose runs after the couple to the bridge)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Back us off!
*The Lexington eases away from the wormhole*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Commander: Keep getting us ready for launch.
*OOC: Keep in mind that the Victorious is undergoing yard work and is basically a sitting duck.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: What do you think of my stories, if I may ask?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Rachel shrugs*
Assimilated, painfully liberated, augmented without my consent--which came with a reactive adaptation ability that causes excruciating pain whenever it activates and a regenerative physiology that's saved my rear when good men died behind me.
So yeah, I know pain too. I was turned into a living weapon without my consent by a sadistic psychopath.
Anyway. K'tar, Lamont, find the armory and start replicating weapons. I know a few tricks to double the power of a standard-issue phaser if I can get my hands on some craylon gas.
I'll be on the Bridge guarding the Captain.
OOC: I enjoy them. Your present tense usage is always a treat, very few people do that well.
No, you won't. It's just Shadow comin' out of a wormhole.
*Puts his hands in his pockets and walks onto the Bridge.*
the hull metallurgy readings probably helped a great deal there)
*the tip of a ship begins to emerge from the wormhole, its hull as black as the space around it*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Magic people can detect magic people.)
(Uncle voice: Magic must defeat Magic!)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That's Shadow's ship.
*Leans back, and hears the squeak*
*Shakes her chair, causing it to squeak*
(If anyone's online now... I'm at K-7 #1 Trill with a TR-116 on her back in a sierra 1 uniform. Redhead. Standing on a table.)
*Shakes his head at the chair.*
Captain? Here to guard you as assigned by Admiral Quinn. What's that ship?